My Pet Is a Crocodile

The author can imagine how big the alligator snapping turtle actually is, such as how many centimeters long and how many meters wide. You keep writing that the alligator snapping turtle grows to how many tons it weighs, without giving an accurate size, which leaves the reader confused!

What? This is against the rules? The author's writing seems so childish. Maybe go out and explore more before writing again.

It's outrageous that all three of you used the same cover.

In reality, something bad would definitely happen; it's too flashy. The author is probably still in school, hasn't experienced society, especially since they're surrounded by poor friends.

Most authors on Qidian (a Chinese online literature platform) treat their parents, siblings, and even their best friends as less important than their own families, not to mention their harems. They earn millions, give tens of thousands to their best friends, live in mansions and drive luxury cars, and then give their parents and relatives a small amount of money, euphemistically saying they don't…

This book is so brain-draining, yet it has thousands of monthly votes. I really don't understand what kind of brains people who read novels these days have. Do they all lack brains?

The protagonist knows perfectly well that his girlfriend's best friend is ripping him off—ordering food that costs an average worker a month's salary and assuming he's just a wage earner—yet he still acts all generous. If he didn't have some kind of cheat code, he would have really been killed.

I've only read a few chapters, and you're definitely brainless. You were a useless loser with a lung condition, then you got a cheat code, and your life suddenly became bright. You couldn't stand the little fish that ate a few dollars' worth of yours, complaining that you couldn't afford to raise it, and then you threw the little turtle out to roam freely.

This is a bit toxic. Just ask who you are? Making millions so easily, then buying a car for a million and calling it low-key, and then in just a few chapters you're planning to kill a crocodile? Maybe you're just not high-profile enough? Everyone'll know how you died. If they ask how you killed it, what method you used, what will you say? And the reporter will definitely report on it.

After reading about ten chapters, I just want to ask: is this really a pet? To me, it's completely the protagonist's puppet, constantly exploiting the alligator snapping turtle to make money, then indulging in lavish meals with friends. Where's the promised chicken leg for the pet? They're forgetting about the source of their wealth!