The Long, Bizarre Road to Immortality

It's amazing that there are still authors who publish new books without mentioning the old ones. What a magical operation.

Looking at the title of your book, I think of Su Qier played by Mr. Xing, when Mr. Xing appeared with the theme song "The Road is Long with You". At that moment, he was a human being of flesh and blood

I, Shennong, died in Chapter 12 My thoughts after reading Chapters 1-12: ①Water, ②Grind. For example: "Today I am going to cook a meal with a rice cooker" Chapter 1 Cooking ① On the boring second day, I leaned my head sideways and looked out the window and became lost in thought, "You little brat, stand up for me. If you don't pay attention to the class, you will have to stand for the labor and management today," the teacher said sternly. I stood up helplessly. My name is Little Sabi, I am 12 years old this year. I am a time traveler. Because of some things, I currently live alone. Today I have a bold idea that I want to cook and eat. I can't go on (ﾉ｀⊿´)ﾉemmmm… Chapter 2 Cooking② After school, I rode my bike home and I thought I heard someone calling me. I ignored it and continued on my way. The voice calling me became louder and louder. I knew I couldn't escape. I stopped my bike and three people came behind me. These were my classmates, Gouzi, Erbi, Sanbi and the twins. I didn't want to pay attention to them at all. I just wanted to go home and cook. I got off the car and picked up a brick, bang bang bang. , I saw... They were all dead, and their ears were clear~ Phew, I looked at my watch, I still had enough time to buy rice, so I rode on the road... Emmmm. Chapter 3 Cooking ③ I bought rice... Emmmm. Chapter 4 Cooking ④ I met my eighth aunt on the road, and I invited them to my house for dinner... No more beeps, get in the car soon emmm. Chapter 5: Cooking At this time, little Sabi has carried the eighth aunt back home and is preparing to boil water. This boiling water is very sophisticated and affects the purity of the smell of cooked rice. The eighth aunt and I went through n chapters to boil the water...*Emmm... Chapter 6: Finished cooking The water won't go down anymore, so I'll say goodbye…. The above is an overview of chapters 1-12 of this book. Shennong is so difficult ಠಠconvex

It's a lighthearted and funny article, it's not serious about cultivating immortality, and the content is not very compact. If you are impatient, don't enter. Anyway, I have no patience.

Dear book friends, please explain to me Why do all the funny and light-hearted immortality novels describe the heroines as having a relationship with the protagonist, but in fact they are just single heroines, and they fail to live up to the feelings of the heroines. For example, "I May Be a Fake Immortal" and this one made me uncomfortable and unhappy Also, the weapons and magic weapons used by the protagonist are not good at all. I don't even have a decent magic weapon to be funny, it makes me feel uncomfortable and unhappy The above is just my personal opinion, please don't criticize Also, if you have any novels about cultivating immortality that are funny and relaxing, and the protagonist lives up to the feelings of others, please recommend it to me•ू(ᵒ̴̶̷ωᵒ̴̶̷*•ू)​ )੭ु⁾

If you want to read reviews, don't come here. This book's brain wave is like grass jelly.

I only wrote thirty chapters for the introductory test, which is not my cup of tea.

The author, you seem to be dissatisfied with the mountains, and "orthodox" online novels such as fairy tales and fantasy attach particular importance to the control of rhythm. But now this book has neither highs nor lows, and it is not enough to be bought in daily life. Even the funny is not as serious as the previous book. Subscribing really relies on emotion to recharge. . . The whole book even feels like a running account. It almost doesn't feel like it was written by one person. I don't know if it's because of the subject matter or because it's just not as thoughtful as the previous book.

The overall pace is too slow, and the power level is too low. I am still using palm techniques and Qinggong halfway through the book. There is no immortality at all. I feel that the protagonist can be beaten violently by the opponent even in the storm. Brother, you are a cultivator. And the overall content is very contradictory. It has always been said that the protagonist is talented and can learn everything quickly, but he is not given new skills, and then he is beaten when encountering an incident. Normal characters will learn their shame and then be brave. However, when they turn around, they say that the protagonist is lazy and does not practice martial arts, and is praised for his good attitude. Another thing. After the protagonist went to the Western Fantasy World, he kept saying that the other party was low and looked down on magic. However, what did the protagonist use? Huitian and Tiyunzong... The most powerful skills have always been said to be difficult to control, but they have never been practiced or learned, and they all rely on ready-made ones. If these problems appeared in the early stages, I wouldn't say anything. It's not like I haven't read slow-burning novels. But the problem is that it's over two million words and it's still at the bottom of the human scale. It's really too slow. Halfway through a book about cultivating immortals, the protagonist can't even fly. I don't know what's the difference between immortals. Maybe it's to tell mortals not to expect to become immortals. Anyway, they are all the same.

My personal thoughts after reading it are that it is indeed slow to upgrade in the early stage, which is really not good, but it is much better in the later stage. The advantage lies in the author's wild imagination, various magic items, and weird planes. The protagonist is also from the good camp this time, and is relatively more likable than An Yizhi. The worldview inherits the world of the brave man, and this is the prequel to the brave man.