Great God, Stop Stealing My Buff

[2018 Honor of Kings Literary Contest Entry] [A Laid-Back Story] In public, he is dazzling and charismatic; in private, he is cunning and holds a grudge. Rumor has it that the captain of Team SN protects his teammates like a mother hen, and no one is allowed to lay a finger on them. Fed-up teammate 1: “Brother Hui, you're already such a high level. Can you stop stealing the girls' buffs?” Disapproving teammate 2: “Brother Hui, can't you let the girls have a buff?” Indignant teammate 3: “Brother Hui, you even steal your own top laner's buffs. Don't you have a conscience?” A low-level red-side top laner, trembling: “Oh mighty one, please don't steal my buffs in the late game!” The dazzling captain: “I make the rules in my jungle.” Rumors drift through the martial world. Believe them, and you'll get cut down. The top laner is left reeling in the wind. What do I do when I can't get a single buff? Help, it's urgent!