Online Gaming: The Adorable Noob’s Survival Guide

Meng You, a young dancer, is in a car accident and sent to the full-immersion online game Dreaming of the Tang Dynasty for rehabilitation. Thanks to her solid fundamentals and sunny personality, she gets a prestigious job: an NPC in the Music and Dance Bureau.

Some schemer: The rehabilitation plan is incomplete. You have to stay in the game and keep me company for the rest of your life. Don’t you feel honored?

Meng Shiniang: That’s not the point. Are you saying all that time being chased by dogs, bitten by chickens, dodging city inspectors, and jumping over ditches was for nothing?

Some boss: Shiniang, I made you what you are. I’ll always support you.

Meng Shiniang: That’s not the point either. The point is, if you’re going to lift me up, hold on tight. Don’t let go and drop me face-first.

Some professor: I hear the famed beauty’s dancing is exquisite. Would you do a Green Waist dance for us?

Meng Shiniang: Oh! Sseumida! This young lady sells her body, not her art.