Xianxia Village Chief

"The village chief is in trouble. Emperor Cao Cao of Wei will lead 500,000 cavalry and a million soldiers to kill us." "Calm down, calm down." "There is also Emperor Ying Zheng of Great Qin who said he would also attack us, and the Great Tang Heavenly Khan of the Eastern Land is also eyeing us." "It's okay, it's okay." "The Great Demon God Lu Bu also said that if you don't give Diao Chan's sister-in-law to him, you will help Cao Cao destroy our Zhaojia Village." "What? He dares to take advantage of my woman. Immediately notify Zhao Zilong's tank army and Huang Zhong's artillery army to destroy them." "Village chief, the radar shows that there is a large group of immortals flying toward us with swordsmen flying menacingly." "Prepare anti-aircraft missiles and tracking missiles." "A large wave of monsters and dragons are also flying here." "Fighter groups are dispatched!" Fighting and killing is always bad, so all you heroes and immortals should calm down and watch football games, racing cars, play computer games, and watch movies... Products produced by the Zhao family must be high-quality products!