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  1. 1 My Buildings Have a System Panel 我的建筑有系统面板 Sci-Fi494k WordsOngoing Chen Ze had just graduated from college and returned to his hometown to build a house when he discovered a System panel on the newly built two-story home. [Building: Residential Home] [Quality: Ordinary] [Feature: Suitable for Living] [Attributes: Durability +10%, Earthquake Resistance +10%] [Home Furnishings and Upgrades] 0Votes22.4kRecs72.5kFans
  2. 2 Divine Perception 超神感应 Eastern Fantasy632k WordsCompleted In the era of spiritual qi revival, people from other worlds are appearing everywhere. Jiang Lin awakens a special ability: an extraordinary power of perception that lets him steal information from spiritual qi. He senses the traces left behind by a martial artist’s training: the Great Cang Heaven Palm. Jiang Lin quietly learns it. He senses a spiritual herb… The Tree of Longevity is about to ripen. Looking at the towering divine tree, Jiang Lin wonders if he should haul it home. He senses… peop 0Votes24.3kRecs29.6kFans
  3. 3 The Witcher Who Travels the Heavens 行走诸天的猎魔人 Infinite Myriad Worlds1.5M WordsCompleted This is the story of a witcher who travels through countless worlds. The monsters lurking in the darkness, the evils erased from unknown histories, the whispers echoing in my ears: all of them will fall beneath my sword. Group number: 553914792 0Votes56.4kRecs97.9kFans
  4. 4 The Otherworldly Merchant 异界游商 Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [One hand holds the fate of all living things; a traveling merchant roams the world!] Species: Spirit Beast Name: Warhorse of the Desolate Battlefield (Born for battle!) Age: Juvenile Rank: Mid Xuan Realm Abilities: War Hooves (Nothing can withstand its trampling. If one stomp isn't enough, it'll stomp twice!) Perfect Rapport (Horse and rider as one!) Meat Feast (Eats flesh to recover strength and heal injuries. It can't get 0Votes11.5kRecs36.5kFans
  5. 5 Digging Up the Earth 挖掘地球 Urban916k WordsCompleted Earth, humanity’s home. Earth holds many unsolved mysteries. For example, who built the underwater pyramids? What lies beneath Antarctica’s ice sheets? Is there a world within the Earth? What about the golden pages from ancient legends, or the thirteen crystal skulls from the ancient legends of Native Americans? The crystal skulls can speak and sing. Hidden within them is information about the origins of humanity and death, which could help people unravel the mystery of life in the universe. … T 0Votes133.8kRecs94.1kFans
  6. 6 Prove Your Dao! Great Golden Crow Emperor! 证道吧!金乌大帝! Light Novel1.5M WordsOngoing When Chu Xun woke up, he discovered that he had become a… Golden Crow? That’s right, the most tragic Golden Crow Emperor in the world of Shrouding the Heavens? Prove your Dao, Golden Crow Emperor! I was born high above all, destined to suppress an entire age. Prove your Dao, Golden Crow Emperor! Don’t settle for becoming emperor in a second life. Become emperor in your first! Prove your Dao, Golden Crow Emperor! Who claims to be invincible? Who dares say they can never be defeated? Prove your Da 0Votes32kRecs67.8kFans
  7. 7 The Sword Descends from the Heavens 剑从天上来 Martial Arts1.3M WordsCompleted Reborn as a disciple of Mount Tianyue, one of the six great sects, he obtains the Ten Thousand Souls Divine Refining Talisman, which lets him devour souls and gain their memories. With access to every martial art in the world, he straddles the righteous and demonic paths, overpowers all beneath heaven, and becomes the supreme Sword God. 0Votes127.3kRecs70kFans
  8. 8 I Picked Up an Empress 捡到个女帝 Light Novel625k WordsCompleted That year, I wielded a saber in my left hand and a sword in my right. The young ruffians of the martial world were too scared to cry at night when they heard my name. But people called me... Little White... Because I found one of the most powerful women in the world. 0Votes95.7kRecs111.2kFans
  9. 9 That Jianghu, That Person 那座江湖那个人 Martial Arts1.3M WordsCompleted The new book He Walks Among Men has been uploaded. I hope everyone will support it! Gu Qingci transmigrates to a world where the jianghu and the imperial court stand side by side. Bearing a Hero System, he encounters all kinds of wandering heroes, quietly enters this strange jianghu, and rises to prominence in the imperial court as well, amid romance and heroic songs. I possess the Nine Swords of Dugu, capable of defeating every martial art under Heaven. I once wielded a Little Li Flying Dagger 0Votes52.9kRecs171.2kFans
  10. 10 Starting with the Flying Dagger of Little Li 从小李飞刀开始 Gaming972k WordsCompleted What can you find in the jianghu? There is Li Xunhuan, whose compassionate heart is matched only by his unfailing Little Li's Flying Daggers; the thief Xiao Shiyilang, whose moves are the swiftest and cleanest in five hundred years; and Lu Xiaofeng, the four-browed man with his Peerless Finger. And of course, there are beautiful women and strong liquor. Xia Yunmo found an ancient book back home. The moment he opened it, he entered the wor 0Votes32.6kRecs79.9kFans
  11. 11 I Found Another World 捡到一个异界 Eastern Fantasy774k WordsCompleted Five years into the spiritual qi revival. A road to another world appears in Mu Chang’an’s general store. There, spiritual qi has run dry, and the spirit artifacts, spirit herbs, pills, cultivation manuals, and martial techniques once treasured by its people have all become worthless overnight. You find a broken blade. You find a rusty sword. You find a withered spirit herb. You find an incomplete formation scroll. You find a storage pouch that won’t open. You find a saintess from an unknown sec 0Votes43.9kRecs73.3kFans
  12. 12 Lord of All Spirits 万灵主君 Infinite Myriad Worlds1.4M WordsCompleted Also known as This World Is Too Brutal, The Fourth Calamity at Work, and The Old Man's Otherworldly Farming Life His soul transmigrates into the body of a dying old man. Fortunately, he survives the ordeal and gains fifty years of life. To keep from ending up in the grave too soon, and to avoid being conquered by players, he might as well become the undying old man of another world first. (Farming, slow- 0Votes46.6kRecs38.6kFans
  13. 13 I Have a Demon-Refining Tower 我有一座炼妖塔 Eastern Fantasy843k WordsCompleted Lin Yuan discovered that at the Demon Refining Altar, anything and everything could turn into a demon girl! And so, the objects around him began transforming into demon girls one by one... Reader's note (not important): This is a wholesome urban fantasy with a light, relaxed tone. No veteran guide needed to enjoy it! 0Votes61.7kRecs41.8kFans
  14. 14 You're a Real Genius 你真是个天才 Xianxia1.6M WordsOngoing Look at the mess you’ve made! This little temple can’t contain you anymore, can it? You really are a genius! The thousand-mile search for family by Bai Xiao, a prodigy. 1Votes487.9kRecs200.4kFans
  15. 15 Cultivation Depends on Looting Boxes 修仙靠舔盒 Xianxia673k WordsCompleted After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation for five years, Qin Xuan, a good-for-nothing in every respect, awakened a Loot-Box Cultivation System on his twentieth birthday. He could collect the boxes that fell when living beings died, then draw one item the deceased possessed before death as a reward. [Flying Swords and Magical Treasures]/ [Miraculous Elixirs]/ [Heavenly Materials and Earthly Treasures]/ [Innate Skills]/ [Intelligence and Secrets]/ [Universal Experience]. “Ding! Cong 0Votes69.1kRecs139kFans
  16. 16 Infinite Spiritual Energy for the Cleric 圣职者的灵气无限 Sci-Fi2.0M WordsCompleted [This is a lighthearted story. Reborn in a world where ghosts roam at night and spiritual qi revival is underway, he inherits a woodcarving shop and awakens the Cleric System! What? Sadako's attacking? Behold my Uncle Ying statue! What? A red-robed female ghost? Behold my purification skill! What? The Xiangxi Corpse King? Behold my Hand of the Devil! What? A Zashiki-warashi? I'll catch it and make it my lucky cat! What? Ghosts are going online? I'll 0Votes68.2kRecs165kFans
  17. 17 EN The Ultimate Filial Piety System 最强孝心系统 Eastern Fantasy713k WordsCompleted Originally titled My Filial Piety Made Me Stronger. After transmigrating to the True Spirit Continent, Xiao Ran becomes the personal disciple of Ling Zhouyue, a supreme woman who rules over men. Bound to the Strongest Filial Piety System, he can grow stronger simply by showing filial devotion to his master... [A full-on dog-food romance. Also by the author: the completed, highly rated novel Three Thousand Female Immortals and a Place in the Celestial Court, a wildly overpowered dog-food romance. 0Votes117.1kRecs592kFans
  18. 18 The Jie Sect’s Second Disciple 截教次徒 Xianxia1.0M WordsCompleted Young Xu Siyuan transmigrates into the primordial world and becomes Tongtian, Master of the Jie Sect's second disciple. Will the old events of the Investiture of the Gods happen all over again? Can the Jie Sect escape its decline? Will Buddhism still flourish? Find out in The Jie Sect's Second Disciple. 0Votes121kRecs150.4kFans
  19. 19 A Laid-Back Farmer on the Wasteland 荒原闲农 Urban2.1M WordsCompleted Shi Tou’s new book, Starlight Stables, is now online! After a run of bad luck in Shanghai, Canghai has an extraordinary encounter and returns to his desolate hometown in the west. Faced with endless yellow earth and rolling hills, he digs wells and works the fields, gradually transforming a barren wasteland into a paradise. A yellow dog, a donkey, a few plots of melons, a couple of vegetable patches by the door, and a few acres of fruit trees planted haphazardly beside the house and at the foot 0Votes358.6kRecs170.7kFans
  20. 20 The Ming Dynasty’s Outstanding Young Man 大明优秀青年 Historical1.2M WordsCompleted A completed 3-million-character novel with an average of 10,000 readers per chapter ("Return to the Ming Dynasty as a Tyrant"). Quality guaranteed. This book is also known as "The Great Ming Slacker" and "The Great Ming's Number One Heckler": In front of a human S686, all are equal! P.S. The audiobook is now available on Ximalaya. Feel free to listen and subscribe! 0Votes171.2kRecs181.2kFans
  21. 21 I Summon Heroes for the Heavenly Emperor 我为天帝召唤群雄 Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted Throughout China's long history, how many heroes have been laid to rest? Laozi rode west through Hangu Pass, leaving behind the Tao Te Ching, revered throughout the ages. Confucius traveled among the Six States by carriage, and half the Analects was enough to govern the world. The peerless Gui Guzi, honored as the founder of a hundred schools of thought. Bai Qi, the God of Killing, whose overwhelming bloodlust terrified the Six States. Xiang Yu, the Hegemon King, whose might could uproot mountai 0Votes304kRecs239.6kFans
  22. 22 EN No Savior in the One Piece World 海贼世界没有救世主 Light Novel1.4M WordsCompleted This is the story of a powerless protagonist who uses the weapon of language to arm the pirates of the pirate world with ideas. Because of his modern constitution, the protagonist is utterly powerless! Utterly powerless! Utterly powerless! 0Votes119.5kRecs117.8kFans
  23. 23 Cultivation Comes with Attributes 修仙有属性 Xianxia364k WordsOngoing Transmigrated to a world of immortal cultivation, he came with a golden finger: Comprehension +1, Fortune +1, Immortal Roots +1. He starts out as an outer sect disciple of a small sect... 0Votes38.5kRecs57.6kFans
  24. 24 The Vast Immortal Qin 浩瀚仙秦 Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted With Mount Tai collapsing before him and meteors raining down behind him, Li Chunqiu was like a spark setting the boundless grasslands of the Pre-Qin era ablaze. As the Qin winds stirred a mythic age, the people of the six regions faced a new destiny, with all its twists and turns. “Once the Ancestral Dragon dies, the land will be divided. If he doesn’t die, what will become of Great Qin?” Li Chunqiu murmured as he gazed at the still-young Ancestral Dragon before him. Pre-Qin, Immortal Qin: a gl 0Votes149.4kRecs149.1kFans
  25. 25 Faith Deifies 信仰封神 Sci-Fi1.0M WordsCompleted The future, the age of the stars. Humanity has spread throughout the Milky Way, with countless people and billions of readers. Among humanity's supreme artifacts is a site called Qidian Chinese Network. Anyone with the potential to write novels can steadily gather fans and accumulate divine power, until at last they kindle divine fire, condense a godhead, and attain immortal godhood. That year, authors were still laboring over outdated subjects, hoping to become immortal gods. That year, the gre 0Votes73.3kRecs69.4kFans
  26. 26 Pokemon: The Dirty-Trick Trainer 口袋妖怪之脏套路训练家 Light Novel1.9M WordsCompleted Alliance Notice: Kabu is forbidden from using One-Finger Drill, a special move capable of boring through mountains, during matches. Kabu is forbidden from letting your Snorlax destroy the stadium during matches. Kabu is forbidden from letting your Gengar speak with your opponent’s Pokémon in Pokémon language at the stadium. Kabu is forbidden from letting your Steelix sleep during matches. By the way, the relevant departments are requested to triple ticket prices whenever Kabu competes, so we can 0Votes45.5kRecs108.1kFans
  27. 27 How Did I Become Emperor? 我怎么当上了皇帝 Eastern Fantasy3.6M WordsCompleted With the Divine Constable System at his side, Lu Qian transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and becomes a lowly constable. All Lu Qian wants is to catch criminals and level up his martial arts so he can protect himself in this dangerous world. He also hopes to punish evil and uphold justice. So how did he end up working in the imperial palace? 0Votes247.4kRecs456.4kFans
  28. 28 Suddenly Invincible 突然无敌了 Light Novel1.9M WordsCompleted You might not believe this, but I suddenly became invincible... P.S. New book: The Unmentionable Invincible 0Votes109kRecs317.2kFans
  29. 29 I Am the Curator of a Spirit Hall 我是灵馆馆长 Xianxia700k WordsCompleted In the shadows of the city, the supernatural has never disappeared. As technology advances, more and more of it is revealed to the world. Ever since arriving in this world, all I wanted was to quietly run the spiritual clinic passed down through my family. But those who call themselves "players" received quests from mysterious supreme beings, and they keep coming in droves to conquer me. Even as a Primordial Spirit powerhouse, I'm feeling the pressure. 2Votes178.8kRecs110.5kFans
  30. 30 Reflections Across Ten Thousand Worlds 映照万界 Infinite Myriad Worlds2.6M WordsCompleted An altar connecting the myriad heavens, and a world so vast it defies imagination. Should he grow at a frenzied pace by drawing nourishment from the Myriad Worlds, or perish in this world where gods and demons reveal themselves? Which should he choose? Tang Xuanming doesn’t know. He simply charges madly down the path to power, leaving everyone else far behind. If the gods and demons won’t do as I wish, then I’ll make the rules for them. 0Votes67.6kRecs120.6kFans
  31. 31 Walking Across the Heavens 恒行诸天 Infinite Myriad Worlds1.5M WordsCompleted Lu Heng becomes the protagonist of his own novel, enters the path of cultivation through internal martial arts, and travels through movie worlds. Traversing the Myriad Heavens: gods and demons flee before him! Completed worlds: 1. "Let the Bullets Fly" + "Call of Heroes" + "The Final Master" 2. "New Dragon Gate Inn" + "Reign of Assassins" + "Deadful Melody" 3. "Detective Dee: The Dragon King" + "Young Detective Dee: Rise of the Sea Dragon" + a spoof of "Journey to the West" 4. "Journey to the We 0Votes48.6kRecs86.7kFans
  32. 32 The Last Ruthless Man of the Great Ming 大明最后一个狠人 Historical3.2M WordsCompleted His soul transmigrated into Zhu Cilang, the last crown prince of the Ming dynasty, and he lived his entire life by one word: ruthless. Destroy the bandits, execute corrupt officials, lift the maritime ban, spread the nation's might, pacify the four seas, and dominate the world! This crown prince is brutal. He wages war more terrifyingly than the Jurchens, suppresses bandits more relentlessly than the bandits themselves, and amasses silver more thoroughly than corrupt officials. With Me here, thi 0Votes634.5kRecs1MFans
  33. 33 Becoming a God Starts with a Primitive Tribe 成神从原始部落开始 Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted We came from the dawn of humanity, bearing the mission of survival and carrying the glory of our tribe. Generation after generation, we passed on the sacred flame. Darkness, passion, ignorance, folly, anguish, despair, panic, valor, resilience, endurance, light, glory, empire, civilization... Beneath the dazzling stars, a primitive man gazes up at the heavens. Behind him, a totem towers. 0Votes80.9kRecs100kFans
  34. 34 Outdoor Livestream 户外直播间 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted (A popular slice-of-life novel with over 10,000 subscriptions! Relaxing and leisurely! Come give it a read!) He starts out with a run-down temple and gets an outdoor livestream System. So he starts broadcasting, gathering lingzhi mushrooms, raising falcons, and showing off his skills. When he finally looks around, he realizes the whole world is watching him. He appears on "Back to Field". Viewers ask, “Is this streamer cultivating immortality??” He joins "Adventure with Bear Grylls". Fans say, “ 2Votes282.8kRecs369.8kFans
  35. 35 The Age of Global Hauntings 全球诡时代 Light Novel75k WordsCompleted My name is Zhang Zhiwei. I'm an ordinary man, and not a particularly successful transmigrator. In this strange world, I'm pursuing supernatural power. 0Votes286Recs0Fans
  36. 36 Do Not Ascend 不要飞升 Sci-Fi300k WordsOngoing A hundred years after the spiritual qi revival, Earth's first ascender left these final words: The spiritual qi revival is a colossal lie. A warning to all cultivators: do not ascend! 0Votes125.5kRecs125.2kFans
  37. 37 Take Care, Chancellor 丞相保重 Light Novel1.1M WordsCompleted What is the way of a true king? If they refuse to submit, make them. What is the way of a tyrant? Make them submit, then make them anyway. What is it to combine the ways of a king and a tyrant? Whether they submit or not, make them if you feel like it. Combining the ways of kings and tyrants with the schools of a hundred thinkers, skilled at commanding troops and governing the state, leading proud soldiers and controlling fierce generals, executing rebellious ministers and crushing powerful clan 0Votes80.1kRecs87.8kFans
  38. 38 The Fantasy Entertainment Empire 幻想娱乐帝国 Sci-Fi1.1M WordsCompleted Divorce, bankruptcy… The illustrator Fan Zhe was kicked to the bottom by life, only to acquire a System moments later. He makes movies and TV shows, and creates animation and games. When League of Legends hits the big screen; when one hit novel after another is adapted into a TV series or movie; when top-tier domestic games take the world by storm… This is the road to becoming an entertainment mogul! The author has completed The Final Hunt and Heart of the Empire. Interested readers are welcome 0Votes63.4kRecs102.6kFans
  39. 39 From Teaching in the Countryside to Becoming a Superstar 从支教到巨星 Urban1.2M WordsCompleted For love, he went to the snowy region to teach. Ten years later, he returned to the big city. He became famous overnight, shining like a star as a superstar burst onto the scene… 0Votes165.1kRecs224.7kFans
  40. 40 Cultivation Technique Modifier 功法修改器 Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted Shi Yan is reborn in the Nine Domains, a fantasy world, carrying a cultivation technique modifier. Humanity struggles to survive. The Nine Domains world is released to the public as a game. One day, the two worlds merge, and demons run rampant. Shi Yan enters the Nine Domains world during closed beta. On this day, the game has yet to be released, the players have yet to enter, and the demons have yet to make their move… 0Votes367.8kRecs346.8kFans
  41. 41 Martial Arts Across the Heavens Begin at Wudang 诸天武道从武当开始 Martial Arts1.4M WordsCompleted A modern professional Daoist transmigrates into the body of a farm boy living at the foot of Mount Wudang in ancient times. He had only planned to use his familiarity with Daoist scriptures to become a mountain hermit and escape the backbreaking work of farming. But when he hears that his Daoist title is the same name as someone from his memories, he realizes he can't spend his life simply reading scriptures. And so begins his legendary second life, third life, fourth life... (This is an infinit 0Votes145.2kRecs240.4kFans
  42. 42 My Empire 我的帝国 Military4.5M WordsCompleted As Messerschmitt fighter planes dive toward dragons taking wing; as M4 tanks face beasts covered in armor; as fearless grenadiers raise their rifles against mages; as mighty warships line the coast and unleash the roar of their heavy guns, the world changes in the hands of Chris, who has transmigrated here. War between industrial technology and magic erupts across the land. Watch as Chris rises to rule the world! 0Votes318.8kRecs254.4kFans
  43. 43 The Greatest Spy in History 史上第一密探 Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted (Complete) An explosion at the X Mental Asylum sent its director, Yun Zhonghe, transmigrating. Twenty-nine genius mental patients entered his mind, granting him twenty-nine bizarre talents! He joined the Imperial Secret Service and went undercover in an enemy nation. Three years, then another three years. If I don’t get my identity back soon, I’ll end up becoming the enemy emperor! 0Votes776.7kRecs560.5kFans
  44. 44 EN My Many Masters 我的师父很多 Infinite Myriad Worlds3.3M WordsCompleted Conflict filled the jianghu in an age of great contention. The leader of the Great Qin people wielded a Mo Dao and thrashed the whole realm until everyone had black eyes and swollen faces. The old immortals of the jianghu squatted atop their mountains, then turned around and cast the entire world beneath them. Some strongmen measured the earth on foot, while some jianghu heroes split the sky with a single sword, only to get drunk in a beauty’s arms moments later. Daoists carried swords on their 0Votes372.8kRecs366kFans
  45. 45 The Unrivaled Master Teacher 绝代名师 Eastern Fantasy4.4M WordsCompleted After falling into the water, Sun Mo, a star teacher from No. 2 Middle School, found himself in the Tang Kingdom of Zhongzhou, where he became a newly graduated trainee teacher. To his surprise, he had a beautiful, wealthy fiancée, who was also the principal of a prestigious school. But the school had fallen into decline and was about to lose its accreditation and be shut down... From the start, Sun Mo had to help his fiancée secure her position as principal and restore the school to its former 0Votes1.1MRecs483.4kFans
  46. 46 I Run a Gas Station in the Northwest 我在西北开加油站 Urban3.2M WordsCompleted Like father, like son. My parents spent their lives building a business in the northwest, and starting today, I inherit it. All it took was the price of two feeds of milk to trade with a wild camel for a little square seal. From then on, the desert became the Jiangnan region... 0Votes461.8kRecs375kFans
  47. 47 A Lawyer in the World of Film and Television 影视世界的律师 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Actually, I am a lawyer. Zhang Yida, Love Apartment's only character without a romantic pairing, Snake, Cannon, E'Kang, Golden Armored Warrior, Legal Pioneer, Wei P.S. This book is complete. There is no Dali, so Dali fans should not start reading, or you will be heartbroken. 0Votes93.5kRecs184.2kFans
  48. 48 Embracing the Sword 抱剑 Xianxia803k WordsCompleted This is a story of winds rising at the edge of a duckweed leaf, and waves swelling from the slightest ripples. The martial world, the imperial court, and the realm beyond: when a man walks into these troubled times with a sword in his arms, everything changes. Whether it’s the martial world, where heroes roam with swords in hand, wine on their lips, and fine clothes on their backs, or tales of monsters, ghosts, and strange happenings, or the timeless songs that shake the ages and are passed down 0Votes57.1kRecs72.1kFans
  49. 49 Infinite Card Draws in the Martial World 武侠之无限抽卡 Martial Arts1.6M WordsCompleted [A 2019 Wuxia Power Fantasy] “My name is Zhang Rang. Rang, as in modest and courteous.” In his previous life, Zhang Rang was humble and easygoing, but kind people get bullied. In this life, he has been reborn in a world of martial arts. “My name is Zhang Rang. Rang, as in taking the lead without hesitation!” In this life, I’ll stand unrivaled in the martial world. The world belongs to me! The new book, I Want to Be a Slacker, is updating hot off the press!!! 0Votes14.1kRecs48.3kFans
  50. 50 American Comics: The Devil at the Crossroads 美漫:十字路口的恶魔 Infinite Myriad Worlds98k WordsCompleted Would you sell your soul? Justin Hammer: “I would, as long as I could get a 50-year weapons contract with the military and bankrupt Stark Industries!” Loki: “I would, as long as my brother, who’s better than me at everything, stayed bald forever!” Dormammu: “I would, as long as I could escape this damn time loop!” Groot: “I am Groot!” Thanos: “I would, as long as I could bring balance to this universe!” Deadpool: “I would, as long as I could die!” Morgan: “I would, as long as my dad could come b 0Votes386Recs10Fans

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