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- 51 Traveling with the King: Fish and Fishermen 与王同行鱼与渔 Rooted in the grand magical world of Heroes of Might and Magic, this is classic, traditional fantasy. No transmigration, no System, no cheat powers. There is only the path of proving the Dao through strength, taking one step at a time through a turbulent era. To cleanse himself of karmic burdens and uncover the true essence of magic, the young Deacon followed the First Academy of Magic dean's instructions and secluded himself for three years, meditating on the Dao and tempering his heart. During —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 52 She’s Just a Childhood Friend, It’s Not Like I Plan to Marry Her 青梅而已，哥又没打算娶 She's Just My Childhood Friend. It's Not Like I Plan to Marry Her 842Reads—Score113Shelves
- 53 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 54 Worry-Free Town: Raising Geese and Fighting Beasts in the Countryside 忘忧小镇：我在农村养鹅打恶兽 Top student Chen Yunyun returns to her village to start a business. It begins with her wholesaling chicken and goose eggs for five or six mao a piece and getting laughed at, but with a flock of swans that can fly like detectives and peck down ferocious beasts, she somehow transforms a poor mountain village into a model fairyland town for the whole province. The village is packed with oddballs: her father, Chen Dachuan, who talks tough but has a soft heart; her mother, Li Xiu'e, who scolds the g 120Reads—Score—Shelves
- 55 I Set Up a Fortune-Telling Stall: I See the Secrets of Heaven and Become a God 开局摆摊算命，我看尽天机封神 “This stall offers bone reading, face reading, feng shui consultations, and even ghostwriting for elementary school summer homework. Readings are fifty, disaster prevention is two hundred. Scan to pay, no fooling young or old.” He Xiaoxian is a seasoned charlatan at Linjiang Night Market. After blood splashed onto his family’s heirloom bronze mirror and opened his third eye, he gained the supernatural ability to see everyone’s fate. The only side effect is that whenever he reveals the secrets —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 56 The Director Who Crashes the Party: Box Office Success Depends on Riding Others' Coattails 碰瓷导演：票房全靠蹭 Ye Haoyang inherits a film company on the verge of bankruptcy. He can’t afford to make blockbusters, but surely he can churn out a crappy movie, rip off a hit, and ride the wave of publicity! With the blockbuster Investiture of the Gods about to premiere, Ye Haoyang acts decisively and secretly releases The Legend of the Investiture of the Gods in theaters. The result? A box-office smash. Having tasted success, Ye Haoyang has an epiphany: it’s not that blockbusters are too expensive to make, it’ 61.2kReads8.0Score5.1kShelves
- 57 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 58 Great Tang: I’m Li Xiao, with Xiao as in Arrogant 大唐：小爷李嚣，嚣张的嚣 [Lighthearted comedy] [Pure entertainment] [Social butterfly] [Rebel troublemaker] [Alternate history] [Archaeology] [Young girlfriend] [No dragging things out, no angst. If there's angst, the author is a dog] [Super satisfying] Your young master here is Li Xiao. That's Xiao as in arrogant. Li Er: “You rebellious brat, you've gone too far...” Huh? Old man, you're yelling at me? Hang him from the Taiji Hall. Zhangsun Wuji: “Your Majesty, I beg you to let my son marry Princess Changle...” Huh? Unc 19.8kReads8.4Score1.1kShelves
- 59 You Don’t Like Me? Then I’ll Go Find My Big Sister 不喜欢我是吗？那我去找姐姐了 [One heroine] [Sweet romance] Bai Feng bought breakfast for his first love for three years, only to get one reply: “It’s not like I asked you to buy it.” Bai Feng knew that at that moment, he’d become a clown. It turned out that for all three years, she had treated him as a free ATM and free labor. When his older sister found out, the girl even mocked her. But after hearing why he was so heartbroken, his sister began to look at him a little differently. “Xiao Fengfeng, come over and wash my feet 1.6kReads7.5Score203Shelves
- 60 I Have a Million-Man Army, and You Think I’ll Take This Insult?! 朕百万大军，能受这委屈？ I command a million troops. You think I’d put up with this? 608Reads—Score121Shelves
- 61 Reborn from Despair: Redemption from a Thousand-Year Curse 绝地重生：千年的诅咒救赎 Tang Xiaofeng has died ninety-nine times, and every time, he kicked the bucket at twenty. More than 1,900 years ago, he publicly rejected the marriage proposal of the Witch Clan's Holy Maiden. Enraged, she hit him with a death curse: he would never live past twenty. For nearly two millennia after that, he choked to death on water, drowned while fishing, and got struck by lightning while sheltering from the rain. His deaths came in all shapes and forms. The most heartbreaking part was that eve 656Reads—Score—Shelves
- 62 The Entire Capital Can Hear the Narration 全京城都能听见旁白 Also known as The Whole Capital Can Hear the Narration, and the Villainous Couple Goes on a Killing Spree [The Whole City Gossips + Villainous Couple + Marriage Before Love + Two Powerful Leads Who Scheme Against Each Other + Hilarious, Sweet Romance] On her elder brother's orders, Yan Mingshu sneaks into the Marquis of Wuling's residence to steal a map. Just as she offers him tea, a voice suddenly rings out from the sky: [Today, Yan Mingshu plans to seduce the Marquis of Wuling first, then stea 146Reads—Score—Shelves
- 63 King Jiahao Comes Down the Mountain: Oh No, My First Time! 嘉豪王下山，不好！我的初绷！ [Absurdist, System, Jiahao, comedy and meme references] The Bengbeng aliens invade Earth. Their only weakness is being impossible to keep a straight face around, but humanity throws everything it has at them and still can't make them crack! But Wang Hao only has to lift a finger to leave the Bengbeng aliens unable to keep it together. He's the last king of the Jiahao clan. What do you mean, “Did you ask whether you won or lost?” You say Hao's made it to the other side? When Beng Da and Beng E 7.8kReads7.1Score946Shelves
- 64 Apocalypse: The Wicked Dodder Vine Has Clung to Her Ex Again 末世：恶毒菟丝花又缠上前任了 [Apocalypse + dual villains + wicked heroine’s survival + rekindled romance + ability symbiosis + sweet romance with a touch of ensemble cast] [Spoiled, greedy bad girl × brooding, grudge-holding, penniless ex] Three days after dumping her poor boyfriend, Jiang Wu collapsed in the hospital and dreamed about how she would die. When the apocalypse arrived, she was the vicious supporting female character in a novel: a gold digger who clung to the powerful and was ultimately torn apart alive by zomb 458Reads—Score148Shelves
- 65 My Hilariously Ridiculous Roommate 我那笑死人的沙雕舍友 My Hilarious, Ridiculous Roommate 83Reads—Score—Shelves
- 66 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 67 Urgent! Can I Still Keep My Earthworm Husband After He's Split in Two? 急！蚯蚓老公被劈开了还能要吗 Quick question! My earthworm husband got split in two. Can I still keep him? 13Reads—Score—Shelves
- 68 After I Refused to Kiss at the Concert, the Entire Internet Spread Rumors About Me 演唱会上拒绝接吻后，我被全网造谣 After I Refused to Kiss at a Concert, the Whole Internet Spread Rumors About Me 113Reads—Score—Shelves
- 69 Transmigrating to Honghuang with Doraemon's Fourth-Dimensional Pocket 带着小哆啦的四次元口袋穿越洪荒 [Primordial World and Journey to the West] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cross-Dimensional] [Doraemon] [Wild Imagination] [Buddhist Conspiracy] The protagonist transmigrates into Journey to the West and uses Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket To send over a thousand monks in Chang'an to prison, give Sun Wukong Memory Bread so he learns the truth behind the Journey to the West calamity, and use 404 Anywhere Doors to humiliate Guanyin on the spot and ruin her reputation. He nearly erases the Queen Moth 56Reads—Score—Shelves
- 70 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 71 The Carefree Sixth Prince 一路随缘六王爷 This is a somewhat different kind of story... Lighthearted and fun, with everyone going off the rails! This book is all about lively, cheerful fun. If you’re looking for court intrigue and struggles for supremacy, look elsewhere... Xiao Beiming transmigrated into the Great Zhou dynasty as its Sixth Prince... But he had a reputation for jinxing everyone he met. His mother died when he was born. Then, one after another, the concubines who took him in also died. In the end, even the empress died... 5.5kReads8.6Score410Shelves
- 72 Reborn in 1996: Back in My First Year of High School, No System, Still Rewriting My Life 重生96，回到高一，没有系统，照样改写人生剧本 Reborn in 1996, back in his first year of high school. No System, but he can still rewrite the script of his life. 77Reads—Score—Shelves
- 73 Failed to Play the Little Sister? Fine, I’ll Play the Whole World 演妹失败？我决定开始演全世界 [High Martial Arts + Multiple Heroines + Absurdist Humor + Comedy] After transmigrating for eighteen years, Lu Yuanqing’s Play It Real System finally loads! The more convincingly he acts, the more people believe him. The more Reality Points he earns, the more what he acts out becomes real! There’s just one problem: he’s a notorious good-for-nothing. He’s been training in martial arts since childhood, yet still hasn’t even reached the entry rank. So if he acts for anyone else, nobody will believe 10.8kReads8.1Score1.2kShelves
- 74 I’m the Heroine in a Wuxia World 我在武侠世界当女主 Ling Yue woke up to discover that he had not only transmigrated, but had become a woman! After narrowly escaping the bandits and struggling to survive, she was unexpectedly taken in as a disciple by the world’s foremost Heartless Fairy. She was given the name Shui Lingyue and taught with great care. But the Heartless Fairy set her a strange task. She had to make one person fall in love, only to be denied... Wandering the mortal world, she watched its rise and fall with detachment. Through te 2kReads6.9Score191Shelves
- 75 So Fake! The Capital's Princeling Insists on Pretending to Beg for Food 太茶了！京圈太子爷非要装要饭的 CEO of a Wealthy Family | Overprotective Boss Lady vs. Green Tea Prince of Beijing | Older Woman-Younger Man Push and Pull | Girl Squad | Light and Sweet Romance On her thirtieth birthday, Hua Jingyao awakens the Insight Eye System. Her awful ex’s stats flash above his head: Net worth: -3.5 million. Syphilis carrier. Recommended action: destroy! She splashes red wine in his face, then turns around and picks up a handsome young man crouched by the roadside eating a boxed meal. The System scans 320Reads—Score101Shelves
- 76 How Dare You Make a Noble Player Redeem the Villain? 竟敢让尊贵的玩家，去救赎反派？ [Comedy] [Fourth Cataclysm] [Big-brained players] [Mindless wish fulfillment] What? You want the players to redeem a corrupted villain? You’ve got some nerve. Looks like the players have too much free time on their hands. Daily life 1: System: Host, what on earth did you do to the villain? His corruption level is at 20%, but his anger is already at 90%! That makes no sense! Player (bubbling up from a vat of poisoned wine): “Hic... No idea.” Just then, the villain stormed into the wine cellar and 3.5kReads8.8Score415Shelves
- 77 This Player Has Something Wrong with His Brain 这位玩家脑子有病 No one knew that the old esports king who once dominated the arena for seven years with his freakish ability to predict his opponents was called Lone Star, Beyond the Crossing! In reality, he was merely a frail young man tormented by a brain disorder and confined to a wheelchair... But as for whether Chen Mo was actually sick in the head? Tang Zhi, his devoted attendant and gaming companion, would never believe it. That was, until Zero Game arrived. After seeing Chen Mo eat raw greenery from the 85.1kReads9.3Score14.6kShelves
- 78 Don’t Dig Any Further, Old Ancestor! That’s Your Own Grave! 老祖别挖了，那个坟头是您自己的 [A Different Kind of Cultivation World] + [Transmigration] + [Sneaky Schemer] + [Lighthearted] + [Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [Absurdist] + [Laid-Back] After transmigrating into a cultivation world where spiritual energy is on the verge of drying up, Shen Xinghai obtains a crystal coffin from the start. With his sect about to go under, he decides to dig up his own grave, only to run into his hilariously disrespectful grand-disciple, Lin Ke'er. Shen Xinghai: “We have to make the Ancient Path Sect thri 5.6kReads6.5Score691Shelves
- 79 I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身，怎么成终结者了？ [Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash 47Reads—Score—Shelves
- 80 My Cooking God System Is Acting Up 我的厨神系统不对劲 A cultivation-world massacre sparked by egg fried rice, and a bowl of black sesame paste that fools people into founding a “sacred Buddhist lineage.” Lin Xian, a chef who transmigrates to the cultivation world, is bound to the “Ancient Food Cultivation System.” He thinks he can reach the pinnacle of life by cooking, until he makes a bowl of egg fried rice. Everyone who eats it sees their cultivation surge. It has just one “tiny drawback”: their hair falls out. Overnight, everyone in Radiant Sec 604Reads5.7Score100Shelves
- 81 EN Satoru Gojo's First Disciple 我是五条悟的开山大弟子 After transmigrating, I somehow ended up in this blasted world of Jujutsu Kaisen. It's one thing to talk big online, but who'd actually want to fight those hideous things in real life, or go elbow to elbow with Lord Sukuna? Adopting four younger stepsisters and becoming the protagonist of a gal game, then going to fan conventions now and then, that's what I'd call a good life! But of course, the heavens had to be cruel. Not only was I discovered by the crazy cat, but I was forced to enroll at Ju 107kReads8.6Score12.6kShelves
- 82 Youthful Days Don't Come with a Best Friend Like This 青春少年不会遇到残渣挚友 (Comedy + No Shame + Meme References + One Heroine + Pure Love + Heroine: Tenba Zhan Zhan) I, Toho Yuu, am a first-year student at Izu University. I'm an ordinary, handsome Tokyo guy who ranked first throughout all three years of high school, the kind of kid everyone else's parents point to as an example: an excellent student, good in every way. Let me say this again: even if I hang out with scum like Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei, I will never become scum myself, got it?! 4.8kReads8.6Score300Shelves
- 83 Ten Days of Elbowing 十日肘焉 [Eerie] + [Chosen One] + [From the Start as the Big Boss] + [Riddles] + [Instances] An unknown Eerie descends upon a parallel world, generating obscure horror-game instances. The Dragon Nation suffers one defeat after another and teeters on the brink of disaster. In this desperate moment, a third-year liberal arts student steps forward. To live or to die, that is the question. A basketball or a bottle of soda could become an element of a horror-game instance. Can their chosen one save ever 2.5kReads8.2Score105Shelves
- 84 Wait, Why Is the Demon Lord's Crew Already Assembled from the Start? 诶不对，为啥开局凑齐的是魔王团 [A madcap tale of eccentric beings born into another world] [Snake Lady] [Loli Dragon Lady] [Bird Lady] [Road-trip story leaning toward a journey] [Unconventional work] [Warning: pure evil] [Not a power fantasy, meow] [Cruel world warning] [Eccentric plot] [Light-novel style] [Multiple protagonists] [Low morality warning] [Lots of warnings about terrible people] [Warning: jokes without limits] [Monster girls] Someone asked why this isn't a harem story. Since when is a harem made up of a bunch of 42.2kReads8.9Score6.8kShelves
- 85 The Transformed Saintess: A Survival Diary on Hell Difficulty 性转圣女：地狱难度求生日记 [Gender Swap] [Comedy] [Shenanigans] [Absurdity] [Western fantasy farming] “The Saintess carves runes, but how can she keep her dignity? Luo Lan is at her wit's end.” Luo Lan transmigrates into a game world and becomes the debt-ridden Saintess Lolan. From the start, he is branded with a mark of desire, just waiting for him to raise his arms and give a shout before the Empire's nobles line up in droves. But Lolan won't surrender without a fight. No matter how absurd the System gets, he will... Pr 26.7kReads8.6Score3.6kShelves
- 86 As a System, I Wander the Myriad Worlds 我为系统，行走于诸天万界 [the Myriad Worlds + Infinite Flow*ensemble cast + System] [Disclaimer: This is pure madness. Read it for fun, and please don't complain if it's not your thing.] “Some transmigrate as fated villains, while others get god-tier Systems.” “I'm the only one who became a System.” What, you want to know what it feels like to be a System? Transmigrate to a cultivation world. As the child of destiny hunts down the villain, he refuses to repent. “Can I... still apologize now?” “Never thought you'd end up 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 87 The Delightful Oddities Happening Around Me 身边的那些开心异事 The Happy, Curious Happenings Around Me 27Reads—Score—Shelves
- 88 Stand in the Middle and Draw from Both Sides: What Do You Mean, the Will to Dominate? 站中间抽两边，什么叫霸之意志呀 [A low rating was inevitable. The author was devoured by the Will of Overlordship. Please proceed to the main story.] Have you heard? A newcomer has shown up at the academy. With his father being the city lord, he bullies men and abuses women, commits every imaginable evil, and threatens to slaughter entire families whenever he gets upset! “Really? Is that so? Then the consequences of offending him must be terrible, right?” “Of course! Who knows how many victims there have already been!” “Is tha 58.5kReads8.6Score5.4kShelves
- 89 The Wise Don't Fall in Love, and the Villainess Has No Virtue 智者不入爱河，女配缺了大德 [Unhinged] [Ridiculous] [Meme-loving] [Shameless] [Entertainment industry] After transmigrating into the body of a wicked female supporting character, Yun Xi decides to give up and go completely off the rails. To her surprise, she becomes a rogue wave in the entertainment industry. On a variety show, the pure and kindhearted heroine says she loves animals. Yun Xi smiles and replies: “Love animals? So do I. I love little animals best.” Chicken stewed with mushrooms, beer-braised duck, spicy rabb 5.9kReads8.5Score719Shelves
- 90 Rumor Has It Young Master Pei Got Hurt Again Today 听说，裴少今天又挂彩了 [1v1 sweet romance + both leads are devoted to each other + both communicate + chaotic antics + comedy] What? Your best friend got pregnant by a jerk? How can you let that slide? Su Yuan grabbed a weapon and went to beat the bastard up! Oh no, she hit the wrong guy? Run! But why won’t this guy leave her alone? Insults won’t drive him off, and she can’t beat him in a fight. What was his name again? Right, Pei Yifeng. He’s latched onto her. What’s she supposed to do? He’s the elegant, dashing 20Reads—Score—Shelves
- 91 Bankruptcy Is No Big Deal: I Still Own a Male Model Agency 破产不要紧，我名下还有家男模店 Going Bankrupt Is No Big Deal. I Still Own a Male Model Club 26Reads—Score—Shelves
- 92 Online Game: My Health Bar Can Grow 网游，我的血条能成长 Kill a player, and your maximum HP increases by 5. Kill an NPC, and your maximum HP increases by 10. Take down a boss, and your maximum HP gets an extra 100. When Qin Wu finally beat the divine beast Phoenix to death after it had revived nine times in a row, the Phoenix couldn’t understand why this guy’s health bar was longer than all nine of its lives combined! 1.6kReads8.7Score118Shelves
- 93 I Fell in Love with You Through Your Footsteps 听脚步声爱上你 I Fell in Love with You by the Sound of Your Footsteps 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 94 I'm in High School, So What Is This Incense-Based Cultivation Thing? 人在高中，香火证道什么鬼？ [Not high-martial arts + daily life + school + comedy + unhinged antics + memes + absurdity + campus belle + multiple heroines] Lu Haonan, sixteen, is a new first-year student at Yanchuan High School. On the first day of school, a System dropped out of the sky and insisted that he'd transmigrated to the primordial world and become the local Earth God. The iced tea his childhood friend gave him? It called it ten-thousand-year-old spiritual liquid. The English textbook his teacher handed out? It c 181.1kReads8.9Score25.5kShelves
- 95 My Livestream Mission Is to Livestream 我的直播任务是直播 [Livestream] [Comedy] [Absurd] [Just-for-Fun Story] Jiang Xian gets a Livestream System. As long as he completes tasks while livestreaming, he can earn rewards. [Ding! Host's livestream task for today: livestream.] Jiang Xian: ??? What do you mean, my livestream task is to livestream? [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've received a reward: 10 in cash!] Jiang Xian: ??? 10? Not ten thousand, just ten bucks? I've never seen a System this stingy!!! 254.1kReads8.7Score25.4kShelves
- 96 Reborn as the Real Heiress in an Angsty Novel, I Stole the Show on a Dating Reality Show 穿成虐文真千金，我在恋综杀疯了 [Super Sweet 1v1 + Fake and Real Daughters + Wacky Humor and Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Face-Slapping Wealth System] [Wacky Real Heiress Actress vs. Insane, Sweet-on-the-Outside Dark-Hearted Big Shot] After dying suddenly from overwork, I transmigrated into a tragic romance novel about a fake and a real heiress in the entertainment industry. The original heroine's father didn't love her, her mother didn't care for her, and the male lead was going to abuse her. After the heroine killed herse 265Reads—Score108Shelves
- 97 I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato 我用烤红薯拐了个掌门夫君 I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato 279Reads—Score—Shelves
- 98 Slap Me, and the Whole World Takes the Same Damage 打我一巴掌全世界都受到同等伤害 A million-character novel [fresh premise + comedy + high martial arts + whenever the protagonist gets hurt, the whole world takes ten times the damage + buffs, diarrhea, and when all things revive, pain and pleasure are also shared with everyone tenfold + what do you do when people from another world are too strong? Hit yourself. Come on, let's hurt each other! Stop chasing me! If you keep it up, I'll start pleasuring myself.] 12.1kReads6.8Score1.1kShelves
- 99 Anime Crossover: I'm Clever as Hell 综漫：我机智的一批 [Unhinged] [Multiple heroines] Lin Mo transmigrated into the world of anime and got a golden finger: a sign-in System. As the name suggests, he can sign in every day to receive things from the Myriad Worlds. But! “Due to damage sustained during transmigration, the System had no choice but to use some of the Host's brainpower. This may affect your intelligence to some degree. We apologize for the inconvenience!” Lin Mo wasn't worried in the slightest. It was just a little brainpower. The System c 5.7kReads8.2Score395Shelves
- 100 Trying to Frame Me? You've Picked the Wrong Guy! 碰瓷我？那你算是碰上烙铁咯！ [Lighthearted comedy + memes + cathartic thrills] Passenger: “Driver, I’ve had too much to drink and I’m a little thirsty. Can I have some of the water in the back?” Su Mu: “Of course.” Passenger: Gulp, gulp, gulp~ “Driver, I’m feeling a bit sick now. Can I throw up in the car?” Su Mu: “Uh, go ahead.” Passenger: “Bleegh, bleegh, bleegh~” “Driver, I really need to pee. Can I do it in the car?” Su Mu: “...Go ahead.” Passenger: “? Driver, why are you agreeing to everything? Aren’t you afraid I’ll m 7.5kReads8.2Score455Shelves
