Novels like The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm
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- 101 A Nonsensical Myth: A Broken Bowl Roams Ten Thousand Worlds 无厘头神话之破碗行万界 This is a ridiculous comedy that loves to defy expectations. If that’s not your thing, no hard feelings! Qian Duoduo, a rising star in finance, is swept into a mysterious vortex on a stormy night and transported to another world where technology and mythology intertwine. He lands there as the most wretched beggar on the street. When golden runes resonate with a chipped bowl, and the shadow of a Bone Dragon Knight falls over the city-state, Qian Duoduo grips his cracked clay bowl and makes a bold —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 102 Cultivating the Dao on the Clock, I Ascended to Become the Only True Immortal of This Age 摸鱼悟道，我飞升为当世唯一真仙 Wei Xinxin, thirty-two, was an office worker at an ordinary company, an utterly unremarkable middle-aged man. One day, while slacking off at work as usual, he pondered the ultimate meaning of life. By sheer chance, he resonated with the Heavenly Dao, comprehended it in an instant, and ascended on the spot. Heavenly flowers rained down, golden lotuses sprang from the earth, and Laozi (Li Er) himself came to welcome him. But Wei Xinxin refused to ascend to the immortal realm. He wanted to finish o 9Reads—Score114d adds
- 103 Surprise! I Invented My Own Immortal Arts and Wreaked Havoc Across the Cultivation World 没想到吧！我自创仙法乱杀修仙界 [Wits and strategy] [Secret identities] [Unconventional money-making schemes] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Opening note] This story focuses on clever schemes and subverting conventions. The opening pace is a little slow, but once the protagonist starts impersonating a sect disciple, the story stays exciting and never drags! Two and a half years after transmigrating, Qin Ming has seen through the hypocrisy and cruelty of the cultivation world. The sect treats him like dirt, the powerful want him dea 434Reads—Score4414d adds
- 104 The Fun-Loving Survivor: Every Team Member Is an Attention Seeker 苟道乐子人：队员全是显眼包 [Anti-trope survival tactics + silly mind games + a cast of jokers] Reborn in the cultivation world as a penniless pauper, with creditors at the door and half a flatbread to last three days. While others cultivate by charging in headfirst, Gouqie survives through careful planning, even drawing escape-route maps and precisely calculating the “probability of being bitten by a dog.” Teammate Jiang Yao, a pure-yang calamity: “Why does everything belonging to whoever I get close to explode?!” Su Ta 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 105 Balcony at Midnight 夜半阳台 Building 3 of the Tiedong Factory Compound is an old staff apartment block from the 1990s, soon to be demolished. Its south-facing balconies overlook an abandoned factory, making them the most remote blind spot in the entire compound's surveillance coverage. 2:07 a.m. is the nightmare hour for Lin Chen, a resident of Apartment 301. Every few days, his taciturn neighbor, machinist Gu Bingwen, climbs over the forty-centimeter-wide concrete divider, hangs a heavy, unidentified package on Lin Chen's 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 106 From the Start, I Gained Nine Souls and Accidentally Became a God 开局收获九道魂，一不小心成了神 [Heavenly Souls] [Comedy] [No System] [High Martial] [Invincible] Lu You, the third young master of the Lu family, starts out branded a “good-for-nothing.” By chance, he swallows a Nine Lotus Fruit and gains nine divine souls. He thinks he can finally shed his “good-for-nothing” label and rise to power, but the nine souls turn into nine eggs, all in desperate need of love and care! See how he becomes a capable “caretaker,” rises to dominance, and attracts all kinds of beautiful women, from princ 12Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 107 I'm a Demonic Cultivator, So Why Should I Care About Decency? 我都是魔修了，要什么节操 [No decency x no limits x master schemer x hilarious x System] System, have you lost your mind? You actually want me to establish a sacred ground for the Demonic Dao? I'm in. Ye Wudao is investing in this project. The righteous cultivators are baffled. Since when have demonic sects been this brazen? They're actually recruiting disciples in public? Nine Nether Sect disciple: “Sect Master, those geniuses refuse to join our sect and cultivate the demonic path.” Ye Wudao scowled and cursed. “Are you 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 108 My Crazy Senior Sister Makes Her Junior Brothers and Sisters Bow to a Dog 小师姐发癫，让师弟师妹给狗磕头 [Transmigrate into a Book + System + Violent Heroine + Trickster + Unhinged + Comedy] Sang Qianqian was the undisputed boss of Xicheng’s farmers’ market. With a single butcher’s knife, she could take on every street punk in town. But she never expected that buying a dodgy cultivation novel would make her transmigrate into a book! She became the junior sister in this awful cultivation novel and got her hands on a heaven-defying secret manual, only to discover at the very end of her training that 36Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 109 Even Ordinary People Can Journey to the West 凡人也西游 A comedic story that takes a winding route through ancient history. “Your Majesty: I Want to Go Home” [Anti-tropes + no System + hilarious Journey to the West] With a chipped bowl and a gift for talking people into things, I set out on the journey west. In this world, there are no gods, Buddhas, demons, or Systems. It breaks free of the traditional Journey to the West’s divine schemes and System tropes. The so-called monsters are just bandits, and the so-called immortals are nothing but local bu 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 110 The County Magistrate's Daughter Ascends to the Heavens 县令小姐登天记 [Lighthearted] [Humor] [System] [Transmigration] [Romance] [Wild Imagination] After failing her missions in two lifetimes, she is banished to the ancient past. This time, she has to win over a prince who seems cold and aloof but is secretly a hopeless romantic. A county magistrate's daughter, with no power or status to speak of, pulls out every trick in the book to get close to him. She welcomes him into the city, offers to work as his servant for free, gives him gifts, and even lets him grope 111Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 111 A Park Encounter: The Overbearing CEO Insists on Marrying Me 公园奇遇：霸道总裁非我不娶 A Chance Encounter in the Park: The Overbearing CEO Won’t Marry Anyone but Me —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 112 Roguish Cultivation 痞道修真 [Funny] [Cunning Schemer] [Roguish and Wicked] [Scheming] [Playing the Pig to Eat the Tiger] Hello, fellow Daoists! I’m an author who gets by writing jokes. I don’t have any lofty ambitions. I just want Li Tengyun to run wild in the cultivation world: flirting shamelessly with Ouyang Chunxiao while driving all sorts of big shots to question their sanity. I taught him to be roguish and wicked, I wrote all his cheesy lines, and I scripted every instance of him playing the pig to eat the tiger! Don 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 113 The Hilarious God-Tier System 神级逗比系统 Who hasn't been young? Who hasn't felt lost? How many times have we been laughed at and looked down on? How many times have we felt helpless and adrift... When the fire in your blood begins to burn, nothing else matters. I am who I am! One lifetime, one heart, charging forward without hesitation. A band of brothers, a few lovely women, conquering the world through the years. The world laughs at me for being mad. I say you are all shallow. Only after a thousand trials can a sword be forged, stron 228Reads5.8Score—14d adds
- 114 Li Xiaoyao 李逍遥 My name is Li Xiaoyao. I’m a waiter at the Cloud Come and Go Inn in Yuhang Town, and my greatest dream in life is to make money while lying down. Then a drunken Taoist latched onto me, a fairy moved into my house, and a crazy girl started chasing me around and beating me up. That’s when I realized that fate, the bastard, had dug a huge pit for me long ago. After learning a few sword-flying techniques, I thought I was on my way to the top. But what happened? I escorted a girl home and got chased 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 115 From the Start, I Had My Brother Try It First to See If There Were Any Side Effects 开局让兄弟先试下有没有副作用 [Try Not to Laugh] [High-Martial-Arts Setting] [System] [Transmigration] [Not Invincible] Jiang Xi... where is this? Where's my System? System, get out here, quick! I can't take this anymore! [Ding! Binding failed...] “Li Hao, be good and take this medicine.” Li Hao, who was as furious as if he'd been fitted with an engine, roared: “Jiang Xi, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like some guy living the good life?” Meanwhile, Jiang Xi was circling around the pond like a little submarin 122Reads—Score514d adds
- 116 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 43Reads—Score—14d adds
- 117 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 3Reads—Score114d adds
- 118 Cultivating Immortality with My Dog: Immortality Is So Boring 一人一狗在修仙，长生真无聊 [Xuanhuan + Lovestruck + Comedy + Flirting + Chinese Idioms] Master, are you sure you’re not selling your skills and your body in some brothel alley? Xuanzi, I’ll give you one chance to rephrase that. Junior Sister, how about a few drinks together tonight? Senior Brother, do you think my sword is sharp? Junior Brother, have you been picking on Da Huang? Senior Sister, let me explain. It’s not what it looks like! Junior Brother, I’m calling off our moon-viewing date tonight! Zhang Xuan has 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 119 The Scoundrel Immortal's Eight Gates and Generals 贱仙千门八将 [Comedy + Fortune-telling + Sleazy antics + Con artist + Flashy face-slapping + Demon-catching + Ghost-slaying + Cunning schemes + Outrageous stunts + Memorable one-liners] Wu Xuanye, Blue Star’s “Prince of Trash Talk,” stays up all night in a fierce battle and transmigrates into the cultivation world, where he becomes “Wu the Half-Immortal,” a third-level Qi Refining cultivator from Backing Mountain Village. Armed with an ancestral tortoiseshell that works only some of the time, and carrying a 185Reads7.6Score—14d adds
- 120 Demonic Child Cultivates Immortality: The Divine-Demonic Body Leads Me to the Supreme Dao 魔童修仙：神魔体助我无上大道 Roguish and Wicked Sneaky Schemer Cautious Cultivation Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger Decisive and Ruthless In his previous life, Hun Tian was one of Earth's top special forces soldiers. He died and transmigrated to the cultivation world, only to fall into the Blood Abyss Demon Palace, the foremost demonic sect, and become a murderous child puppet awaiting brainwashing. His rare dual souls allowed him to retain his consciousness. After thirty days of enduring and lying low, he used thirty spirit 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 I Was a Villain, Yet Became a Man of Virtue 我本恶人：却成了道德善人 [Comedy] [Sneaky Schemer] [Roguish and Wicked] [Dark and Cunning] [Misunderstandings and Contrast] The orphan Lu E has endured every hardship life can throw at him, and vows to become the greatest villain in the world. By chance, the Heavenly Dao's supreme treasure of merit unexpectedly merges with his body, and strange things begin happening. He sets out to do evil and stir up trouble, but his actions are forcibly turned into good deeds. The more merit he accumulates, the stronger he becomes. 8Reads—Score114d adds
- 122 A Ghostly Performance, a Sensation Among the Living 阴间演出，阳间爆火 [Comedy]+ [Funeral Mourner] I inherited my mother's job as a professional funeral mourner. I thought the job was just about wailing at funerals to set the mood. Then a big client came to me and asked me to cry like I was in The Phantom of the Opera, preferably with a bit of a rap beat. I gritted my teeth and went for it. At the funeral, all the guests whipped out their phones to film me singing, “Phantom~ ah~~ dancing on my grave, yeah yeah~~” The next day, I became famous, in a way I'd never ex 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 123 Are You Sure Cultivating This Way Is Okay? 这么修仙你确定没问题么 Xianxia + pseudo-primordial world + no System + multiple heroines + memes + comedy + decisive and ruthless After Wu Yong transmigrates to this world, successfully becomes a disciple of the Cloudsea Peak of the Budo Sect, and awakens his Yin-Yang Eyes, he realizes that something about his path to immortality seems a little off. Other people run into all kinds of hardships when they go down the mountain on missions. He always meets beautiful women who become his confidantes. Other people fly on sw 724Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 124 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 125 A Sequel to Ghostly Laughter, Life Forgotten: Chaos Unleashed, Pangu Opens the Heavens 幽冥笑忘生外传：混沌初开，盘古开天 Beyond A Laughing Life in the Netherworld: Chaos Gives Way, Pangu Creates Heaven and Earth 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 126 The Bottom-of-the-Class Student Becomes the World's Richest 学渣逆袭世界首富 From Academic Struggler to the World’s Richest Man —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 127 Fox Ji Mi's Fifth Book 狐姬幂的第5本书 My new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 36Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 Soul Transmigration: The Beast-Taming System 魂穿之百兽奴役系统 After Chen Mo was hit and sent flying by a dump truck in the modern world, he heard an obsession whisper in the darkness: “Revenge... Chenjiawan...” He jolted awake to find himself amid ruins, assaulted by the pungent stench of blood and burnt debris. As a splitting headache washed over him, the original owner’s memories surged in: an orphan, raised by the village, whose home had been slaughtered. He struggled to his feet and saw the carnage, overwhelmed by grief and rage. Fighting through his d 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 129 The Comic Tale of Sun Wukong 孙悟空笑传 I am Sun Wukong. I sprang from a crack in a rock. I had no father or mother, and I survived as a child thanks to an old female monkey who found me. But I have three secrets: First, I can hear what everyone is thinking. Second, I can talk to any animal. Third, and most importantly, anything I boast about comes true as long as someone believes me. So my life motto is simple: boast whenever you can, put on a show whenever you can, and never go easy on a prank. On Flower-Fruit Mountain, I boasted th 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 130 The Duke of Mount Deer: Wei Xiaobao's Modern-Day Joyride 鹿鼎后纪：韦爵爷的现代狂飙 The Duke of Mount Deer: Wei Xiaobao’s Modern-Day Wild Ride 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 131 I Found a Meteorite and Made It My Spaceship: A Junkyard King Saves the Earth 捡个陨石当飞船：破烂王拯救地球记 I Found a Meteorite and Made It My Spaceship: The Scrap King’s Mission to Save Earth —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 132 Cultivation System: I Became Invincible by Exploiting Every Opportunity 修仙系统：我靠薅羊毛无敌了 Cultivation System: I Became Invincible by Milking Every Last Perk 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 133 I Drive for Didi in the Mortal Realm, and All My Passengers Are Immortals 我在凡间开滴滴，乘客都是神仙 I Drive for Didi in the Mortal World, and All My Passengers Are Immortals —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 134 Devour All Arts: Laughing My Way to Supreme Power 吞噬万法：一路笑闹登至尊 [Lighthearted Comedy] [Roguish Sneaky Schemer] [Dark and Cunning] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] While everyone else reveres pure spirit roots, only Shitian has a worthless, mixed spirit root that everyone despises. The moment he joins the sect, he is written off as the worst disciple and subjected to endless ridicule. But no one knows that this seemingly useless root is actually the [Myriad Transformations Mixed Spirit Root]. It can devour cultivation techniques, spells, and spiritual energy, 18Reads—Score214d adds
- 135 When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗：你瞅啥？ My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol 617Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 136 My Kindergarten Daughter Is Busy Looking for a Stepmom 幼儿园的女儿，忙着找后妈 The everyday life of “Tong Jincheng” in Shanghai as he raises a child at Love Apartment. Apartment 3601 welcomes all sorts of Douyin influencers, actresses, and familiar TV heroines... Familiar characters, familiar scenes, and that unmistakable vibe of a troublemaker! There’s a lot of setup early on. If that’s not your thing, you can start reading from Chapter 81, when he moves into Love Apartment. It won’t affect your enjoyment. 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 137 The Lovesick Prince Is Forced into Love by His Unhinged Dream Girl 病娇王爷被他的发癫天菜强制爱了 The humble author is begging for five-star reviews to boost my rating. Love you all! (Chaste male lead + lovesick male lead + female lead who never takes a loss + super funny + hilarious + strong female lead + satisfying read + lighthearted + yandere + forced love + adversarial romance + sweet indulgence + play the pig to eat the tiger + absurd comedy + villain + revenge on scumbags + love triangle showdown...) Ding Yaoyao transmigrates into the ancient romance novel she read last night after a 10.3kReads—Score99714d adds
- 138 Technician No. 88: The Saintess of Yaochi 88号技师瑶池圣女 [Heavenly Orbit, Part Two] [Comedy] [Corruption] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyone Is Evil] [Sin and Calamity] In this world, every sin has its price, and every calamity has its master. And every calamity stems from a sin that can never be repaid. Hello, sir. Technician No. 88, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, is delighted to serve you... 199Reads—Score—14d adds
- 139 A Vice Raid at the Hehuan Sect? I Flew Off on My Sword with the Escorts 合欢宗扫黄？我御剑带技师跑路 The world has mutated, and all of humanity has put on an immortal-cultivation filter! Taking the bus is now “riding a mechanical spirit beast,” buying a lottery ticket is “competing for a Heavenly Dao token,” and taking the civil service exam is a “spiritual aptitude assessment.” More absurdly, foot-bath shops call themselves the “Hehuan Sect,” and anyone caught by the Enforcement Hall gets locked up at the Reflection Cliff, aka the detention center! Recently dumped Lin An watched these delusion 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 140 A Sequel to Ghostly Laughter, Life Forgotten: The Thousand-Faced God 幽冥笑忘生外传：千幻神面 An Outer Tale of You Ming Xiao Wang Sheng: The Thousand-Faced Divine Mask 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 141 Urban Supernatural Bounty Hunter 都市异能赏金猎人 Synopsis: This is a remarkable world where people with supernatural abilities coexist with ordinary humans. Gifted individuals make up around five percent of the world's population. Since most of them are placed under government control and choose to serve their country, they receive no special treatment in this world. Wang Ze is a naive young man with the rare ability to wield two different powers. When he arrives in this bustling metropolis, all he wants is to fulfill his parents' last wish an 48Reads—Score—14d adds
- 142 The Phoenix of a Humble Family: From the Start, Bound to the Slaughter System 寒门枭士：开局绑定杀生系统 Leng Feng, an S-class soldier of China's Dragon Group with the codename “Lone Wolf,” excels at hand-to-hand combat, firearms, tactics, infiltration, demolition, and wilderness survival. He lives by the creed: “Those who offend me will be punished, no matter how far away; those under my protection will not yield an inch.” After transmigrating, his soul inhabits the body of a poor hunter. He looks stern, but inwardly he's a quip machine, and the clash between his modern outlook and ancient surroun 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 143 The Workplace-Vibe Metaverse 班味元宇宙 In 2045, a wave of unemployment sweeps Shanghai. The "Blessings Universe" virtual office System saves the employment rate, but destroys people's lives. Here, 144 hours pass for every hour in reality. Exhaustion feels completely real, and you can grind out 72 hours of work in a single day. Lin Xianyu only wanted to lie flat as a "resignation paperwork agent," handling the formalities for burned-out workers in exchange for a few virtual coins. Then he takes a big job and becomes the most wanted of —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 144 An Uncle’s Soul Transmigrates into a Female Intern, and He Gets a Comeback System 大叔魂穿女实习生，获得怼人系统 [Against moral blackmail]+ [Rejecting emotional drain]+ [Anti-PUA]+ [Taking on the whole world]+ [System]+ [Feel-good story]+ [Hilarious] Look closely. This woman is Xiaomei. After an accident, she discovers that an old man's soul has taken up residence inside her body. A people-clapping System suddenly appears. Every time they clap back at someone, they earn points, which can be exchanged for generous rewards. Once they save enough points, the two of them can regain their freedom. Sharing one b 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 145 Invincible From the Start! But Born to Be a Corporate Drone 开局无敌！却是个牛马命 Other people cultivate through hard work, fortuitous opportunities, and good fortune! Wang Fan cultivates by taking a beating, absorbing power, and making his opponents die for him! After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Wang Fan awakens an invincible Chaos Dao Body: immune to every art, devouring every attack, and growing stronger with every battle! He withstands a Nascent Soul army while only at the early Nascent Soul stage, takes a mighty Fusion attack with his body, and absorbs every 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 146 Huangliang System 黄粱系统 He dies on his wedding day, then returns to the age of eighteen with a System in hand, vowing to make up for every regret. But when every step toward redemption seems guided by an unseen hand, he will eventually discover that this defiance of fate is really a carefully woven journey through the depths of the underworld, all to repay a debt. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 147 The Qin Empress: The Tale of Mi Yue 大秦女帝：芈月传 “My name is Mi Yue. I am from Chu, and I became the queen dowager of Qin. In my life, I have killed people, loved people, been loved, and been hated. But if I could live it all over again, I would still choose this path. Because you are on it.” In a nutshell A hilarious, wish-fulfillment tale about an illegitimate princess of Chu sent to Qin as a gift. Starting as the lowliest “Ba Zi,” she rises all the way to become Qin’s Dowager Xuan. Armed with superpowers that let her read minds and glimpse 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 148 The Perfect Life Through Save-Scumming SL大法完美人生 If you could save and reload your life like a video game, what kind of person would you become? Lin Fan, an ordinary young man who's unemployed and in debt, suddenly discovers he can save and reload in real life. But this cheat isn't unlimited. He has only one save slot, and can go back just 24 hours each time. Overusing it also drains his mental energy. From disastrous job interviews and brutal business rivalries to emotional choices and battles against fate... With this ability, he makes one 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 149 Reborn in the Sixties: My Supermarket Space Leads Me to the Top 魂穿六零：超市空间走上人生巅峰 Golden finger: an inventory space linked to a personal supermarket In his previous life, Lin Tian was an orphan with no one to rely on. After drifting through life for years, he started from nothing and built a large supermarket. His career was a success, but he remained lonely all his life. He longed for family and envied those with both parents, siblings by their side, and a home full of friends and relatives. In his forties, he died unexpectedly in a car accident. In a single moment, his soul 91Reads—Score—14d adds
- 150 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 24Reads—Score—14d adds
