Cultivating Immortality with My Dog: Immortality Is So Boring

Name: Cultivating Immortality with My Dog: Immortality Is So Boring
Author: Tang Sanzang Doesn't Like Meat

一人一狗在修仙，长生真无聊

by Tang Sanzang Doesn't Like Meat (唐僧不爱吃肉)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 217k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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【Xuanhuan + Lovestruck + Comedy + Flirting + Chinese Idioms】 Master, are you sure you’re not selling your skills and your body in some brothel alley? Xuanzi, I’ll give you one chance to rephrase that. Junior Sister, how about a few drinks together tonight? Senior Brother, do you think my sword is sharp? Junior Brother, have you been picking on Da Huang? Senior Sister, let me explain. It’s not what it looks like! Junior Brother, I’m calling off our moon-viewing date tonight! Zhang Xuan has a shameless mouth and always manages to provoke people at the worst possible moment. He’s constantly flirting with his junior sisters, but never gets a response. He even entertains improper thoughts about his female master. His favorite pastimes are hitting on his senior and junior sisters, sleeping, causing trouble, and slacking off. As for cultivation, that depends on his mood. He’s immortal, after all, and has plenty of time. In short, Zhang Xuan is nothing like a proper cultivator. He’s more like a street thug. Alongside him is Da Huang, a big yellow dog who loves to argue. The two of them stir up trouble together, and whenever they get into a mess, Zhang Xuan invokes the name of his master, Liu Mei. It works astonishingly well, though sometimes the trick backfires. Follow them to see how Zhang Xuan survives in another world.

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