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- 1 Shocking! The Identity V Manor Owner Goes Bankrupt! 震惊!第五人格庄园主破产后! Shocking! The Identity V Manor Owner Goes Bankrupt! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 I Conquer the Apocalypse with Identity V 我用第五人格横推末世 [Identity V + Sima Gangyi + Apocalypse + Absurdist Comedy + Lighthearted] The apocalypse descends upon the world. Hu Juan, a high school boy at Lu Wan High who loves playing Identity V, unexpectedly obtains the Gangyi System. [Obtained a fish fork the Naiad threw off target in the manor: After taking off their shoes, the holder gains the Naiad’s basic abilities: Water Vapor, Abyss, Abyssal Depths, Fishing, Migration…] [Obtained the whip the Cowboy flung away: After putting on a hat, the holde 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 Identity V: Wait, I Really Transmigrated Just Like That? 第五人格:不是就这么水灵灵穿了 [Major Revision] "The world is made up of one game after another. Who can be certain they aren't just a character being controlled?" Many years ago, a green-haired girl befriended the daughter of the Dross couple and met Orpheus. Years later, Alice returned to that manor. There she found a renowned novelist and an illustrator tormented by nightmares. The three of them knew who the others were, but it wasn't that they refused to acknowledge each other. They simply didn't dare. "Orpheus, I ca —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 Identity V: Why Do I Keep Transmigrating? 第五人格:我怎么老穿越 [Otome, everyone-loves-you, comedy, redemption, pampered-by-all, dream entry/transmigration, a touch of yuri. The Psychologist and Patient are absolutely not getting split up!] You transmigrated into Identity V! Not only that, you often “accidentally” transmigrate to save other people! At the finale, you: “??? Hold on, you mean I actually remembered everything every time I transmigrated? Oh no, bro! Then what about you, Naib? I’ll take you all out, every last one of you!” A certain big-boss Mano 67Reads—Score1114d adds
- 5 Identity V: Miss Naib 第五人格:奈尔小姐 Other characters will appear. If you have a favorite character, feel free to check the title and pick what you want to read. The main focus is a Vera Nair and Joseph pairing. Please be mindful. The other characters are all written based on the Identity V story and guides. Aside from Vera and Joseph, all the characters follow their established endings. If you notice any problems, leave a comment and the author will fix them. 18Reads—Score114d adds
- 6 Identity V: The Asylum's Orpheus Branch 第五人格:疯人院欧利蒂斯分院 [Main pairings: Joseph Desaulniers/Embalmer, Luca Balsa/Prisoner, Jack/Mercenary] [Side pairings: Aesop Carl/Patient, Fool's Gold/Prospector, Gardener/Doctor, Composer/Archivist] An ensemble cast. The characters' backgrounds have been changed somewhat, but they basically stay true to their original versions! Apologies for any out-of-character moments! Note: This is not that kind of asylum. “We are wounded, broken, and fading away, but salvation will come to us in the end, so we have nothing to f 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Identity V: Across Time and Space 第五人格:跨越时空 An Identity V fan work, but it can also be read as an original story. Ensemble cast. Feel free to ship whoever you like. Some characters’ backstories have been changed. Please point out any out-of-character behavior. Each volume focuses on different main characters. I’ll do my best to give everyone a reasonable place in the story. It leans toward the infinite-flow genre, but it has a beginning and an end, and won’t be abandoned. Here are two excerpts to give you a taste of my writing: “The summe —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 Identity V: Someone Always Comes to Flirt with You! 第五人格:每天总有人来搭讪你! A few things to know before reading: 1. Sorry for the OOC. Please don't curse me. If you do, you're right ✓ 2. Let me cover my bases: I'm a hopeless romantic who just likes writing cheesy stuff. 3. This is a brainless, everyone's-in-love-with-you kind of story. Please read without overthinking it, thank you ♪(・ω・)ノ 4. Plenty of personal headcanons. If that bothers you, please proceed with caution. 5. The entire story is in second person. Where necessary, names are replaced with "xx" to make it e 69Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 Identity V: This Streamer Is So Overpowered, They Need a Nerf! 第五人格:主播太超模了,得削! Fan: Streamer, streamer, Opera takes way too much skill. Is there a character who’s easier to play? Jiang Qiuchen: Sure, there are nine. They’re commonly known as the “Nine Prison Gates.” Fan: Streamer, streamer, people say your playstyle is too underhanded. Jiang Qiuchen: You’ll have to ask NetEase about that. Jiang Qiuchen, a two-time peak-rank player and pro in seven roles, transmigrates to a parallel world. This is the story of how he carefully explains his plays, climbs the rankings as a ro 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Identity V: A Silent Love 第五人格:沉默的爱 Romance game, original settings, canon couples broken up, everyone dotes on the protagonist One day, Mu Xiaoqing was engrossed in the same four-character game as usual when a letter arrived in the game's mailbox from “Oletus Manor.” As a Survivor, her codename was [Protector]. Original setting: As long as you can keep going, even after taking two hits, you aren't considered downed if you can hold on. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 The Fifth Asylum: Who Sewed Up My Eyes? 第五疯人院:谁缝上了我的眼神? (Discontinued after the author left the game) [Ensemble cast] The spirits from Identity V are brought together through suffering. In the end, they lose their memories and struggle endlessly through the cycle of rebirth... But in this story... they will show the extraordinary lengths people go to in order to live, reunite with the ones they love, and hold on to their lives and souls. - Identity V fanfiction (no romance except for the canon ship Emil and Ada). Violence warning. The ending brings l 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 Photographer and Undertaker: Interwoven Fates 摄殓:交织的命运 Main pairing: Aesop and Joseph (no switching, no reversals) There may also be Emily and Emma, or some side Kurt pairings (I dote on my friends). In this world filled with the bizarre and unsettling, as midnight chimes ring out and fine rain falls over people, souls, and bodies alike, a gray-haired boy wanders the streets beneath an oil-paper umbrella. Look closely, and it seems someone else is standing beside him. The other's long white hair streams freely in the air, his pale face blurred by th —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Identity V: Of Course It's Otomate 第五人格:当然是Otomate Second-person otome. No men, no female-lead fans, and no BL of any kind. If you like BL, don't read this. If you have any male-male romances on your bookshelf, don't read this. If you treat the second-person narrator as someone else, don't read this!!! This is otome, for self-insertion only, for self-insertion only, for self-insertion only!!! Contains a tiny bit of talk about killing guys and slaughtering guys. The Gou-syllable generation is a title reserved for the strong. I'm really not bashin 2.7kReads—Score34514d adds
- 14 Identity V: A Single Woman's Love Diary 第五人格乙女:单身主义恋爱手记 (Just started posting!) [Identity V fan fiction, otome, first-person, multiple leads, parallel-world setting, multiple endings] I am Frederick Kreiburg's fiancee. Because of our families' arranged marriage, I live and study with him at Oletus Academy. There are so many strange people who won't leave me alone... Frederick Kreiburg, my fiance, who never respected me to my face but forbids me from talking to anyone else behind closed doors. Florian Brand, an old friend who is always playing tricks 3.1kReads6.9Score38514d adds
- 15 Identity V: This Manor Is Full of Familiar Faces! 第五人格:这个庄园全是熟面孔! [A little bit of a crowd-pleaser + no System, pure flashback style + no romance. Apologies for the OOC, apologies for the OOC. I won't break up the Heart Patients. The heroine is a local from the manor, okay! Updates depend on whether I have time. Anything that doesn't match the original is my own headcanon, okay. If you don't like it, please click away, thanks. The heroine interacts with the Gardener a lot, so if you don't like that, click away anyway. She's a little eccentric and a bit of a bl 119Reads—Score10314d adds
- 16 Quick Transmigration: Collect Systems, Build a Career, Fall in Love 快穿:收系统,搞事业,谈恋爱 [Heavenly Dao incarnate, highly intelligent, beloved by all, sickly beauty and powerful female lead] x [Male lead with immense martial strength, loyal dog, split personalities] The "evil System" devours countless minor worlds like a swarm of locusts, stealing their fortune and twisting cause and effect. Cracks from collapsing worldlines creep toward the core of the Heavenly Dao, while the anguished cries of living beings pierce the barriers between dimensions. At this moment, Xia Mingshu, the in 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 The Lover of Identity V 第五人格的情女 Identity V couples: Gardener and Jack, Psychologist and Patient, Wu Chang and Bloody Queen, Seer and Emily, Embalmer and Priestess. Your wedding, your trip to Guangdong Province, and your trip to Taiwan. Looking forward to the second part. —Reads—Score214d adds
- 18 Identity V: Heartache 第五人格:心患 [Melancholy and Open Heart, Patient and Dancer, Joseph and the others] A story-driven novel starring Melancholy and Open Heart. Every character will be woven into the story in some way. Note: The plot has no connection to the characters’ backstories or relationships! No character discrimination, malicious corruption, or deliberate misdirection. A whistle echoes through the long night, calling the stars home. 82Reads—Score1314d adds
- 19 Identity V: The Memory Clock 第五人格:记忆时钟 Ships included: Qin Qu, Jack Naib, Luca Edgar, Joseph Aesop, Hastur Eli, Antonio Victor, Postman Painter, Psychologist Patient, Novelist Journalist All other pairings are platonic Synopsis: Fred arrives at the familiar manor and meets Antonio. The two fall in love over time, but trouble soon strikes the manor and the Hunters start disappearing one after another. The Survivors begin their daily search for their husbands, and a series of events brings another conspiracy to light. 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Identity V: An OPH In-House Romance? 第五,OPH的内部消化? Blah blah blah, the author’s preface~ Apologies for the OOC. The content is very complex, mainly based on the main pairing and Prisoner. Please mind the tags and avoid it if it’s not for you, meow. BLK members may appear later too. I’m just writing this to pass the time, so forgive my La merde writing. Apologies for everything!!!! 174Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 Identity V: She’s Just a Stinking Gamer 第五人格:她就是个臭打游戏的 [Identity V + National Destiny Game + Invincible Female Lead + No Romance + Feel-Good Story] The Identity V National Destiny Game suddenly descended upon the world. Linghu Si, whose soul had transmigrated into a parallel world, stared in confusion at the Survivor crouching and cowering in the corner before her... The Dragon Kingdom was delighted to get a Hunter who also moonlighted as a human emperor. Just as the Hunters of other countries were learning to watch for the tinnitus warning, Linghu 508Reads—Score10814d adds
- 22 Identity V: The Stories of Fifth Middle School 第五人格:第五中学那些事 [Identity V] [Fanfiction] [Ensemble Cast] [Youthful Campus Life] [Daily Life] [Romance] [Comedy] [Mild Suspense] This is a fan work featuring characters from the game Identity V. It's a youthful school-life romance focused on couples, following the main cast's everyday lives at No. 5 Middle School. [Main Story] At the renowned No. 5 Middle School, a string of thefts takes place. At first, no one pays much attention, assuming the items were simply misplaced. But the thefts become more frequent, a 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Identity V: A Copy? I'm an S-Tier Joseph 第五:副本?我,S牌约瑟夫 In a world where most people are still developing their game sense, while a few already have a decent grasp of it, Tang Qing draws everyone's attention with his extraordinary Joseph play. Before anyone understands Joseph's mechanics, he uses the character's two enormous claws to crush every Survivor. “It's bad enough that you're so good, but why do you have so many limited-edition skins? I'm jealous!” “Pull a limited-edition skin for me, or I'll report you for cheating.” Tang Qing: “Cheating? No 86Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 The Detective Conan World's Composer 名柯世界的作曲家 Frederick had only fallen asleep at the manor, but was suddenly transported straight into the world of Detective Conan. (Absurd.) “My head is spinning.” Frederick rolled over in bed, still groggy, and wondered: Had Dovlin drunk too much during yesterday’s match? No, negative status effects from the game couldn’t carry over into reality, could they? Had Orpheus and the others talked me into drinking again yesterday? No, no, then why couldn’t he remember a thing? He lay back down, reassured, but t 77Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 The Fifth Survivor: Is the Trapper Really the Weakest Hunter? 全民第五:牢九门是最弱监管者? Games invade reality, overturning social order, and humanity enters the era of Identity V for everyone! With energy running out and resources scarce, countries pour resources into training every player who awakens a special talent, all to compete for the System’s limited rewards! There are countless academy tournaments, pro leagues, and national competitions! Every match affects how resources are divided! Everyone is frantically leveling up and improving their talent skills! On Awakening Day, Li 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 Identity V: Hey, Why Aren't You Playing by the Rules of Science? 第五人格:喂你们怎么不按科学来 Transmigration, original female protagonist, OOC, everyday life (with a bit of silliness), personalities The happy Yisu transmigrated! (゚∀゚) She found herself in front of the gates of an unfamiliar place and met lots of new friends. But why are there unknown creatures in this damn manor? Who is the manor's owner? Why invite me here? And who are you? (゚Д゚)ノ "Me? I'm you. Have you forgotten who gave you your abilities?" 315Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 What Should I Do After Transmigrating into Number Five? 穿到第五该怎么办 [Two female leads]+ [Everyone except the two protagonists and the Heart Patients is platonic]+ [Extremely sweet]+ [Slightly doted-on-by-everyone]+ [Will become a crossover later] (The author isn't a long-time Identity V player. I've only played for about a year, and not very actively, so I don't know some characters' stories and they may appear less often.) Lin Zhi was introduced to Identity V by her good friend Song Yue. As someone who knew a fair bit about the game, she stared thoughtfully at 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 Identity V: Eternity 第五人格:之永恒 Hello, everyone! I wrote this book just for fun, so please don't be too harsh if it's not your cup of tea. The protagonist is female. Feel free to put yourself in her shoes. The main story is about everyone doting on the protagonist, with no CP, but there are couples in the extras. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 Esports: How Many People Can Play Identity V Without Going Crazy? 电竞:打第五人格有几个不疯的? [No golden finger] [The heroine’s fundamentals are strong enough to carry her from another world to Earth] [No couple pairing, everyone has a one-sided crush] Zhu Xiao, known by her fans as the “psycho queen” and “queen of niche tricks,” is a skilled Identity V streamer. She’s usually as cold as ice, but in ranked matches she goes completely bonkers. On stream, she instantly picks a character everyone calls trash, laughing like a villain: “Hahahaha, come chase me!” As fate would have it, she joi 67Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 The Fifth: A Madman's Journey to Another World 第五:癫人的异世界之旅 What happens when a top student who never pays attention to the outside world transmigrates into Identity V? (Sorry for the OOC. This story is still packed with memes. It’s the prequel to my previous book, told in chronological order.) 54Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 Identity V: I Transmigrate and Become the Manor Master's Assistant 第五人格之穿越给庄园主当助手 Shocking! I woke up to find myself in the Oletis Manor! And my identity is... the manor owner’s assistant?! Fortunately, my script comes with superpowers~ [The protagonist has no romantic pairing, and the story is a lighthearted slice of life. This work contains lots of original headcanon, and the timelines for different characters are all mixed up, so some things won’t match the original timeline or character details... I’ll do my best to fill in the plot holes. The author has clearly become so 438Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 Identity V: I Dominate the World with One Hand 第五人格:我一只手吊打全球 [The Only Identity V Novel on Tomato Novel] [An Absolute Must-Read] [Mainly about the Hunters, but Survivors will appear too. Tell the author in the comments what you'd like to see] The Identity V game descends upon Blue Star, randomly selecting chosen players to enter the Divine Arena and play as Survivors or Hunters. Victory brings rewards for the nation's fortune; defeat means dying in the Manor and weakening that fortune. Chen Luo transmigrates and is randomly selected as a Hunter to represe 7.8kReads8.2Score1k14d adds
- 33 Identity V: My Goal Is to Heal Everyone 第五人格:目标是治愈所有人 [Identity V fanfiction] [Everyone’s favorite] [Group pampering] [A little love at first sight] [Severe OOC] [Lots of original settings] Welcome to the Oletus Manor System. Bai Ge has lost her memory. When she wakes up, she finds herself in the Manor System. She figures she may as well make the best of it, and while doing her best to survive in the Manor System, she makes lots of friends. An artist who is both a gentleman and dangerous, a friendly neighbor who is a bullfighter, a gentle big-siste 399Reads—Score4214d adds
- 34 Identity V: Have These Idiot Lovers Confessed Yet? 第五人格:笨蛋情侣今天告白了没 An Identity V Prisoner x Prisoner fanfic. The main story is complete, while the side couples are still being updated. (Other pairings are mentioned: Photographer x Embalmer, Jack x Mercenary, Fool's Gold x Prospector, and Postman x Painter. They appear very rarely in the main story, but will get extra chapters.) Eighteen-year-old Lucas is a physics prodigy. He's published in SCI journals, won a national scholarship, and got into a top university as the first-ranked applicant. Then he announced h 163Reads—Score10714d adds
- 35 The Dreamer Awakes on a Dusty Road, Book 392 尘途醒梦人第392本书 [Otome Game + Everyone’s Favorite + Love Triangle Drama + Suggestive Flirting + Identity V + Hunters x Survivors] Lin Xi thought she’d landed in a horror escape game that tested quick reflexes and nerves of steel. Who could have guessed that after she transmigrated, she’d awaken a “Forced Flirting System”! The cold, cruel Jack parts her clothes with his fog blade, his voice hoarse. “Run? Where do you think you’re going?” The haughty photographer Joseph pins her against the wall in the photo worl 76Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 Crossing Dimensions: The Growth of a Fifth S-Rank Gardener 跨次元,第五S牌园丁成长路 (Lots of jokes and memes. I'm a new author, so I'd love readers' feedback.) Recently, Identity V exploded in popularity online. Lisa, a player who'd drifted away from the game, felt the urge to return. She never expected to be mocked in-game for having over five thousand matches and still being a low-tier faker. Furious, she started arguing after the match, only for the System's bot to mute her. She could only watch as the player who'd been carried through the match mocked her. In a fit of rage, 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 Identity V: I'm Everyone's Favorite 第五人格:我是万人迷 When Xie Wanqing first stepped into the mist of Oletus Manor, the creak of the wooden floorboards marked her introduction to this absurd game. As a new Survivor, all she wanted was to stay alive. She never expected the Hunters' blades to hesitate whenever they faced her, her teammates to become inexplicably protective, or even those who were usually aloof to keep their eyes fixed on her. She became the manor's most special presence, wrapped in the care of everyone around her. Like a breeze, she 60Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 A Withered Tree Finds Spring, and I’ll Cherish You for the Rest of My Life 枯木逢阅,揽你余生 [Dual Male Leads + Pure Love] “Whether the weather is fine or not, whether you're doing well or not...” The withered tree never saw spring arrive, but found a good big brother of his own... Good big brother, do you know? Xiangxiang is always thinking about you. 26Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 AAA Manor Fog Blade Wholesaler Jack AAA庄园雾刃批发商杰克 AAA Manor Fogblade Wholesaler Jack 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 All Naib: The Reborn Nobody Is Forced to Become the Group's Favorite All殓:重生后小透明被迫团宠 [Main story and bonus chapters complete.] Isocal had been an utterly ordinary nobody. He barely spoke and almost never talked to anyone. Even colleagues at the Paranormal Affairs Bureau, who had worked with him for years, could only say, “Isocal… Wait, do we even have someone by that name in our bureau?” During an exorcism, he fell into an endless darkness. After joining forces with the “Abyssal side,” he drove countless monsters away. He was reborn. Everything was about to return to normal. So 545Reads8.4Score10814d adds
- 41 Identity V: A Deadly Appointment 第五人格:致命相约 “Sister, I'm sorry... No, don't!” A perfumer comes to the manor, seeking her sister. She wishes to have her sister back, until at last, during that special match, she sees the person she has thought about day and night... But her sister seems not to recognize her anymore. Yeah, that's basically it: the story of a perfumer reuniting with her sister, who has become a hunter. It's a slice-of-life story. 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 Identity V: The Hilarious White Moonlight of the Manor 第五人格:我在庄园当沙雕白月光 (Also known as The Jasmine of Mo Shang) Su Qingmo, an overworked office drone in the 21st century, goes on a furious rant at her teammates after a game, then accidentally transmigrates. When she opens her eyes again, she's standing at the gates of a manor. Su Qingmo: “...Hello? Am I still in China?” ↑ Striding around like she doesn't care who she offends, she accidentally wanders into the hunters' camp. What a piece of work. Joker: “What does ‘not interested’ mean? Have the survivors gotten this 683Reads8.3Score10314d adds
- 43 Having Fun and Loving It: Identity V Is So Much Fun 好玩爱玩,第五人格真好玩 [Male-Male Couple + Both Leads Are Each Other's Only Ones + Esports + Younger Top] An Identity V esports novel After ASQ came in second place in the playoffs once again, the team finally underwent a major shake-up. The ultimate all-rounder and shot-caller bottom × a scheming, faux-innocent OB-position top who's been plotting this for ages A note before you read: Eighty percent of the story is the ASQ team being gloriously unhinged, and twenty percent is the competition. The focus is on the team' 154Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 Identity V: Rule-Based Horror 第五人格:规则类怪谈 Important note: “No CP” means you can ship whoever you like. The unserious blurb: In a wondrous space, the deepest desires of every survivor and hunter come true. The serious blurb: The “game” has never ended. The rules keep growing. Welcome to Identity V. Remember: the rules are the key to survival, and anyone who breaks them will become part of the game. …Or perhaps you always were? Every game is a life-or-death struggle. But the rules here… weren’t written by any one person. In this tw 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 Identity V: Adopted by the Gamekeeper from the Start 第五人格:开局被厂长收养 After losing her memories and transmigrating into the world of Identity V, how can she make up for past regrets? By making everyone happy and ensuring their tragedies never happen. Before she knew it, had she really saved so many people? 71Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 National Fate: Identity V, The Fifth Game Arrives 国运第五人格:第五游戏降临 My new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2.6kReads—Score15314d adds
- 47 Identity V: I Have Five Personalities 第五人格之我有五个人格 After failing the college entrance exam, Guoren (the protagonist) arrives at the unfamiliar Oletis University. Determined not to become a failure of Chinese-style education, she resolutely heads overseas to pursue her studies. Even if all she learns are survival skills, she still does her best to earn credits under the school’s bizarre rules so she can get her degree. But as she focuses on graduating, she can’t help noticing that her classmates and teachers are all starting to act strangely. Bef 37Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 48 Selling Tea in Identity V 在第五人格里卖茶 "This is an original work. Plagiarism is prohibited." "An original protagonist and an original character, no fixed pairing, so ship whoever you like. Slightly harem-like. Characters may be out of character. I won't break up Patient and Psychologist or Lawyer and Mind's Eye, but I will break up Embalmer and Dancer. Updates may be weekly or monthly. If this hits a nerve, please leave using the top-right corner. Feel free to comment if you have any concerns. Anything that differs from the game is t 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 Identity V: I Was So Lucky, They Accused Me of Cheating 第五人格:我太欧被锤开挂 [Identity V + Sweet, Silly, and Satisfying + Everyone in the World Gets a Little Worse at Identity V, but I Stay the Same (?)] If she could do it all over again, Gu You would never have opened the game called Identity V. What? Her luck has turned around? Sorry, Identity V, I’m back again! [The characters aren’t based on any specific people, just the author’s many stereotypes about Identity V. No couples in the main story. As long as it’s related to Identity V, the characters will have great luck 89Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 50 When the World’s Fifth-Best Player Gets Ten Thousand Times Worse 当全球第五玩家水平下降一万倍 After the skill level of the world’s fifth-ranked player dropped ten thousandfold, a lowly fourth-tier noob somehow became a big shot in everyone’s eyes and made it to the pro league. My road to a comeback starts here. 33Reads—Score—14d adds

















































