Novels like Xuan Yunque's First Book
Books Chinese readers most often put in the same booklists as Xuan Yunque's First Book, best match first.
- 51 Douluo Dalu: The Unrivaled Tang Sect, Moon Phoenix Descends 斗罗:绝世唐门月凰降临 When light is shrouded by darkness, when the gods rule the continent, you transmigrate here, not to save the world. You seek absolute freedom. What sparks will fly when a silver phoenix meets the bright moon? The Anti-God Alliance is underway. He shatters his divine throne and breaks through level one hundred without becoming a god. What will he do about his Soul Rings after that? There’s a monkey, and a python, oh, and a silver dragon, as well as the continent’s fortune. 3Reads5.7Score—14d adds
- 52 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: The Rakshasa Returns 绝世唐门之罗刹归来 [The Unrivaled Tang Sect Fanfiction] [Lighthearted and Funny] [No System] [Not Mindless] The top assassin is reborn in the Douluo World, but is born on another continent. To his surprise, he awakens the Ultimate Light and a Twin Martial Soul of the Body type. On this continent, the relationships between the Soul Clans, ancestral beasts, Soul Masters, and soul beasts seem far less fraught with hostility. Emperor Auspicious Beast: “Hello, I’m going to offer myself as your soul ring!” Million-Year —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 53 Reincarnated in Douluo II, I Just Want to Get Away from Tang Shenwang 魂穿斗贰,一心摆脱唐神王 I transmigrated into the protagonist of Douluo Dalu II. My ambitions are simple: protect my mother, grow stronger, and escape the clutches of Tang Shenwang. Ideally, I’ll even get to beat him up. Watch me plan every step and break free from Tang Shenwang’s control for good. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 54 Douluo Dalu: I'm Huo Yuhao's Mom 斗罗大陆之我是霍雨浩他妈 Huo Yun discovered that he and his two daughters had transmigrated into Douluo II, and that Huo Yuhao had become his son. “Son, don't go chasing after every girl!” Mom said. “Little bro, I hate unfaithful men! You'd better watch yourself!” The eldest sister looked at him with disgust. “Little bro, you'd better stay faithful, understand? Don't you dare become a scumbag! Otherwise, I won't hesitate to make you the first eunuch in the world!” The second sister eyed him up and down with ill intent. 1Reads5.6Score—14d adds
- 55 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: From the Start, I Ran Into a Blue-Haired Guy 绝世唐门:开局碰见个蓝毛 [Huo Niang] This book has no outline. The early outline is adapted from the original, while the later plot is entirely improvised. Updates may be slow. There are out-of-character portrayals in this book. Everything is for the sake of the story. Cheng Mo was an ordinary high school sophomore. He took an afternoon nap and somehow ended up in the world of Douluo Dalu, during the era of The Unrivaled Tang Sect. He also ran into a System trying to meet its quota by making a run for it. Fortunately, t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 56 Starting from The Unrivaled Tang Sect, I Dominate All Worlds 从绝世唐门开始横推诸天 [Decisive and ruthless]+ [Clever protagonist]+ [Two male leads]+ [No female lead]+ [Please read the synopsis to the end] My name is Fang Ze, an ordinary transmigrator. I’d planned to keep my head down and focus on cultivation, but who could have guessed that disaster would strike out of nowhere? From that moment on, I embarked on the path of punishing the demons! A friendly reminder: This is a fanfic that feels nothing like a fanfic. Read at your own risk. If it’s not your thing, don’t —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 57 Douluo 2: Remember! My Name Is Huo Dianfeng 斗2:记住!我的名字叫霍颠风 From the start, my soul transmigrates into Douluo, and I become Huo Yuhao, the protagonist of Soul Land II! When I run into trouble, mysterious golden prompts appear! I level up constantly and unlock all kinds of features! What, you look down on soul-guidance devices? You say focusing on cultivation is the only way? Heh. Bring on the battle armor! Armor up, and I'll crush you with overwhelming technological superiority! You want to gang up on me and fight dirty? Have you asked the cannon in my h 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 58 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: Evil Eyes Subdue the World 绝世唐门:邪眸镇世 Dai Yueheng, the legitimate son of the Star Luo Dai Family, awakens two top-tier Martial Souls: the White Tiger and the Netherworld Spirit Tiger King. The might of his “Evil Eyes” shakes the continent. From the battle to become Shrek Academy’s top student to defending his title at the Soul Fighting Tournament, he forges an undefeated legend with his domain of destruction and his self-fusion skill, “Netherworld Evil-Eyed Saint King.” He is a comrade in arms amid Ma Xiaotao’s phoenix flames, the c 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 59 Hao Tong, We Were Meant to Be Together 浩桐,我们命中注定天生一对 [The Unrivaled Tang Sect fanfiction + Twin Martial Souls + two equally powerful leads] [I’m a Hao Tong shipper. I dislike Wang Qiu'er, just personally, and I can’t stand Juzi; she makes me feel sick.] Volume One plot: Huo Yuhao and Tang Wutong meet when they’re six, enter Shrek together at eleven, and fall in love at Seagod’s Fate when they’re seventeen. At twenty, Huo Yuhao marries Tang Wutong on the Sea God Lake, with the other Shrek Seven Devils in attendance. After the war ends, Huo Yuhao an 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 60 The Unrivaled: A Chance Encounter with Qi Mo 绝世:祁墨镜遇 Qi Mo is the only prince of the merfolk. From childhood, his people have always told him not to stray far from the deep sea, and never to go near the land. Qi Mo never understood why. Until the day he came ashore. His tail turned into legs, and his people disappeared. Everything changed. This was no longer the place where he had lived. Just as he was at a loss, a System called 3427 found him. He wants to go home, but the other party doesn’t seem able to help him. There are other 47Reads—Score—14d adds
- 61 Dimensional Knowledge, Reforming Douluo 知识降维,整顿斗罗 Lin Yan transmigrates to Douluo Dalu and becomes Tang San's childhood friend. At Martial Soul Awakening, his Martial Soul turns out to be a nearly useless “book,” making him and Tang San's Blue Silver Grass a pair of good-for-nothings. Everyone thinks their paths as Soul Masters have reached their end. Until one day, they discover each other's ultimate secrets: Tang San: “How do you have two Martial Souls?!” Lin Yan: “How did you know your Blue Silver Grass could evolve?!” And so, everything t 606Reads—Score4314d adds
- 62 Peerless: I Am the Lord of the Holy Spirit! 绝世:吾为圣灵之主! Ning Zheng was born into The Unrivaled Tang Sect and became a servant at the White Tiger Duke's Mansion. Just as Huo Yuhao's mother, Huo Yun'er, was about to die of illness, he saved her life. To his surprise, Huo Yuhao repaid his kindness by framing Ning Zheng as an Evil Soul Master and getting him thrown into prison. Just as he was about to be executed, Ning Zheng's memories of his past life as an evil cultivator awakened, and a malicious smile spread across his face. “Fine! Fine! Fine!” “If y —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 63 Glorious Douluo Dalu 荣耀斗罗 Ten thousand years in the future, Douluo Dalu has technology far ahead of the surrounding star systems, and Shrek Academy has become a super-academy. At his parents' request, Tang Xuanxiu comes to Douluo Dalu for a trial, makes many friends, and ultimately passes his parents' test and enters the Divine Realm. 73Reads—Score—14d adds
- 64 Douluo Dalu: Awakening the Golden Crocodile King Martial Soul from the Start 斗罗大陆开局觉醒黄金鳄王武魂 Tian Chen is reborn in Douluo Dalu as the grandson of Tian E, the Second Worship of Spirit Hall, Golden Crocodile Douluo. Bound to the Big Villain System, he awakens the powerful Beast Martial Soul Golden Crocodile King from the start, with Innate Full Soul Power. He and Qian Renxue have been childhood friends since they were young. See how Tian Chen turns the tide and saves Spirit Hall from its tragic fate. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 65 Soul Land 2: Reborn as a Soul Beast and Becoming Huo Yuhao's Big Brother 斗2,穿成魂兽,成为霍宇浩大哥 I'll follow the main cast and make them invincible. I may change established settings, so don't argue about it, and don't bring in ideas from other books. Also, I'll just be writing the first book for fun. I haven't finished the original, so please bear with me. 228Reads—Score—14d adds
- 66 Don't Call Me Huo the Cheat, Call Me Boss Huo 别叫我霍挂,叫我霍总 Derivative Fanfic · Douluo Dalu · Story style: Subverting expectations · Lighthearted and funny · Scheming · Protagonist elements: System-based · Transmigrator · Multiple female leads · Clever protagonist · Worldbuilding: Hegemony · Strengthening the nation through technology · Enlightenment of thought When I wake up, I’ve become Huo Yuhao, whose life starts out miserably in Douluo Dalu 2, and Brother Sky Dream and Elder Yi are living inside me. Bei Bei and Tang Ya eagerly invite me to join the 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 67 Douluo Dalu: Reborn as Huo Shao, I Spoil My Wife 斗罗:重生霍少宠妻成瘾 Reborn, Huo Yuhao returns to the starting point of his fate and swears he will never repeat the mistakes of his past life. But the moment he opens his eyes, Wang Dong'er, disguised as a boy, knocks him unconscious with a stick. “Where did this little thief come from? How dare you spy on me?” Forced to become the little brother of the Clear Sky Sect, he grits his teeth in frustration, but gradually realizes that this “big brother” is acting strangely. Why does she secretly bathe in the dead of ni 966Reads6.1Score10114d adds
- 68 Transmigrating into The Unrivaled Tang Sect: Rewriting Fate 穿越之绝世唐门改写命运 Why did I transmigrate into a book, and why is it The Unrivaled Tang Sect? Can I really change everything? Huo Yuhao, is this your confession? Should I say yes? Is a story like this about to begin? 44Reads—Score—14d adds
- 69 Reborn: I, Huo Yuhao, Have Returned 重生之我霍雨浩回来了 When Huo Yuhao first arrived in the Divine Realm, Tang San killed him in the name of putting him through trials. So he changed his name to Dai Yuhao, and from then on, this body forgot the person who had raised him. That Dai Yuhao was taken in as a puppet by that man, who used him to conceal his jealousy. But the will of the universe used the power over space and time it had seized from the Dragon God to turn back time to the beginning of the story. She wanted to create a true god. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 70 Douluo 2: Rain of Defiance 斗罗2逆命之雨 The parts that follow the original story will move a little faster, and I've changed some things. The first few chapters are a bit rushed, so I recommend starting from Chapter 8. 1. Rebirth and Rise (1–30): Huo Yuhao is reborn with his memories, awakens two Martial Souls, meets Tianmeng, the Ice Emperor, and Electrolux, enters Shrek, and begins to show his talent. 2. Laying the Foundation in the Far North (72–75): He obtains a fragment of the Ice God's legacy, establishes the Far North Frost Mag 35Reads—Score—14d adds
- 71 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: Death's Blade 绝世唐门:死神之刃 On the eve of the storm that will see Soul Guidance Technology rise, Ling Mo’s power over death collides with the cold gleam of Soul Tools, sparking something unknown. As the blade-like aura of soul reaping tears through the morning mist, and the paths of Soul Guidance circuits emerge in the deathly aura surrounding Abyssal Iron, they face more than a grueling trial: they face a challenge to the rules of the world. Death and vitality, Soul Power and Soul Guidance: can the Scythe of Judgment carv 118Reads—Score—14d adds
- 72 The Goddess Realm Princess and the Space-Time Calamity 神界公主与时空浩劫 This novel stars Tang Wutong and begins with the second Sea God's Fate. Its general setting is the same as the original, though some details differ. I mainly wanted to see everyone's shocked reactions after Tang Wutong reveals in front of them that she's the daughter of a God King, so I decided to write it myself~ Hope you enjoy it~ 784Reads—Score10114d adds
- 73 Huo Yuhao, Your Wife Is Gay 霍雨浩你老婆是gay啊 Both leads are reborn. A match made in heaven, love rekindled after a breakup. So sweet, so thrilling!!! See the final chapter for details!!! The top and bottom won’t be switched or split up, and the side couple won’t be switched or split up either... 36Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 74 Douluo Dalu: I Picked Up a Pitiful Little Darling 斗罗:捡到一只落魄小可怜 [Part Two is now underway. See the author's homepage.] Huo Yuhao always felt that his meeting with Ao Lingyi was fate. That night, he escaped from the Duke's Mansion, tumbled down a hillside in the pouring rain, and lay there gravely injured, barely clinging to life. She just happened to go into the mountains to pick mushrooms that day, just happened to take a path she rarely used, and just happened to find him by the bushes. If she had left fifteen minutes earlier or later, they would have miss 476Reads—Score11614d adds
- 75 Reborn in Douluo, Walking the Path to Godhood Once More 重生斗罗,再走成神路 A god from the Divine Realm is sent back two thousand years by an inexplicable force. Former enemies and friends appear before him one by one. Having witnessed two thousand years of history firsthand, how will he rewrite his life? 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 76 A New Chapter in Douluo Dalu: The Spirit Eyes Shine on the World 斗罗新篇之灵眸耀世 Amid the turbulent upheavals of Douluo Dalu, Douluo: A New Chapter: Spirit Eyes Illuminate the World begins a passionate legend. An ordinary boy, Li Yu, awakens a mysterious Spirit Eyes Martial Soul, only to be hunted by Spirit Hall. His parents give their lives to protect him, leaving behind an ancient badge that will lead him to hope. During his escape, he meets Xiao You, a kind-hearted Food-type Soul Master. The two grow close and set off together for Shrek Academy. At the academy, grueling t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 77 Transmigrated: My Fake Martial Soul Fooled the World 穿越,伪武魂我瞒天过海 I woke up with no memory and trapped inside some unknown container. I was always sleepy, too… Sigh… When I finally woke up again, the container that had trapped me was probably old and falling apart, because it had cracked. I crawled out and looked around, completely dazed. Everything was shrouded in fog, and I couldn't see a thing. Then some guy who called himself the System said he'd stay with me forever. First step: build a nest… What do you mean, build a nest? Have you seen what I look like 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 78 Peerless Yuhao: This Douluo Is Different 绝世雨浩:这个斗罗不一样 A fanfic with original additions. Don’t read if you dislike that. Tang San and Tang Wutong fans, and fans of Haodong, Dai Mao, and Haotong, please stay away. After transmigrating as Huo Yuhao, he has no System and hopes to change everything by using his knowledge of the plot. But when he can only watch as his mother, Huo Yun’er, dies of illness, Huo Yuhao has no choice but to leave the Duke’s Estate. He enters the Star Dou Forest to hunt for a spirit ring, only to discover that the soul master 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 79 Douluo Dalu: This Is the Tang Sect 斗罗:这才是唐门 A Tang Sect disciple happens upon a fantasy novel and flies into a rage at the outer sect disciple who stole the Tang Sect’s secret techniques. To his surprise, he transmigrates into the novel and gets to see how a true Tang Sect disciple brings glory to the sect. (There will be changes of my own.) 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 80 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: Angel's Light 绝世唐门天使之光 A new work is out! Come read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your follows are what motivate me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 36Reads—Score—14d adds
- 81 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: Far Ahead in Douluo Dalu 绝世唐门之遥遥领先在斗罗 A young man from Earth unexpectedly arrives in Douluo Dalu, only to discover that his Martial Soul is a state-of-the-art smartphone! What do you mean, my Martial Soul is just a hunk of junk? It’s time to show this slow-developing Douluo Dalu what cutting-edge technology can do! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 82 Douluo Dalu 2: Journeying Together Through Ice and Flame 斗罗大陆2之冰焰同行 Adapted from Douluo Dalu 2 Xiao Jinghan: I transmigrated!? This System is pretty awesome! But things seem a little different from the original plot! Ma Xiaotao: Wow, someone can help suppress my evil fire now. (You probably never guessed that, like Huo Yuhao, I'm a first-year student too.) 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 83 Douluo Dalu: I, Huo Yuhao, Walk My Own Path 斗罗之我霍雨浩独行其道 [Transmigration and Rebirth] [Partial System] [Coming-of-Age] [Vast Worldbuilding] [Epic Fusion of Elements] [Everyone Gets Their Own Cheats] My name is Huo Yuhao. This is my twelfth year since I transmigrated into the Douluo World. Ever since I arrived, the Douluo World seems to have undergone earth-shattering changes due to a butterfly effect. After the Heavenly Decree, the Divine Realm was destroyed and replaced by the Outer Heaven, an even vaster and more terrifying existence that came to be 405Reads—Score—14d adds
- 84 In the Unrivaled World: Driven Mad by Death 人在绝世:死到发疯 I think I may have gone crazy. Another “me” has appeared in my head, and I can't tell which “me” is which. I want to be normal, but “I” have become a madman... And it all began when I gained my first trait... P.S. The Unrivaled Tang Sect (ongoing) 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 85 I’m Huo Yuhao! I’m Crushing Douluo! Get It?! 我!霍雨浩!打崩斗罗!懂! My new work is out! You're welcome to head over to Tomato Novel to read it. I hope you enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 86 In Douluo, I, Huo Yuhao, Fabricate Powerful Figures 斗罗我霍雨浩编造强者 In Douluo Dalu: The Unrivaled Tang Sect, a screen of light is always announcing amusing happenings across the continent. But one day, it reveals something different, and the whole world changes. The founding of the War God Temple, the destruction of the Divine Realm: everything points to one cry, “Tang San deserves to die!” 33Reads—Score—14d adds
- 87 Douluo Dalu: Huo Yuhao and I Become God Kings Together 斗罗大陆,我与霍雨浩一起成神王 After cultivating for a million years, the little golden monkey is kicked out of the divine realm by the God of Destruction just as he is about to become a god. He falls to Douluo Dalu, where Elder Mu takes him in and gives him a human form. Starting his cultivation all over again, he joins Huo Yuhao in protecting the continent and defending peace! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 88 Reborn as Huo Yuhao 重生成为霍雨浩 A new story is here! You’re welcome to read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 89 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: Xiao Xiao’s Counterattack Codex 绝世唐门:萧萧的逆袭法典 Wang Xiaoxiao (protagonist) · Martial Souls: 1. Main Martial Soul, Three-Life Soul-Suppressing Cauldron: Evolved from the Three-Life Soul-Suppressing Cauldron. It takes the form of a massive tome surrounded by chaotic energy. It not only boasts formidable mental defenses, but can also record, analyze, and reconstruct any Soul Skill or Martial Soul it has seen. It can even briefly “set rules,” creating a “domain of laws” within a specific area. 2. Secondary Martial Soul, Dragon-Patterned Jade Zit 209Reads—Score—14d adds
- 90 Lone Wolf of the Far North: The Ice Soul Devours the Spirit 极北孤狼:冰魄噬魂录 Huo Yuhao enters the Star Dou Great Forest alone and encounters dangers far beyond what he expected. After narrowly escaping death, he unexpectedly gains his first Soul Ring, perhaps from a special spirit-type soul beast or a dying ice-attribute soul beast. But he is also gravely injured and driven into a desperate predicament, such as plunging off a cliff or being swept into a spatial turbulence. 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 91 Transmigrating to Douluo 2: A Heaven-Defying Start 穿越斗罗2:极致逆天开局 This novel tells the story of Li Feilong, who transmigrates into the world of Douluo 2 and joins Huo Yuhao on a journey of cultivation at Shrek Academy. Although Li Feilong awakens a seemingly useless Broom Martial Soul, he continues to grow through his own hard work in the challenging world of Soul Masters. The story begins with Li Feilong transmigrating to Douluo Dalu, just as Huo Yuhao is being mocked for his Spirit Eyes Martial Soul. The two sign up for Shrek Academy together, but their Mart 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 92 Douluo 2: I Have Three Martial Souls from Feixiao 斗二:我有飞霄带来的三个武魂 [Multiple female leads, three-Martial-Soul fusion technique, invincible in the same generation] Feng Xia transmigrates, and when he wakes up, he sees Feixiao… Feixiao gives Feng Xia three Martial Souls: twin gunblades, a Borisin foxian, and an ax-gun. From the start, he meets Huo Gua, dressed in a hemp tunic and carrying a little hemp bag. But why does Feng Xia feel like there's something strange about this Huo Gua? What will happen next? 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 93 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: From the Start, I Transmigrated and Possessed Huo Yuhao 绝世唐门:开局穿越,附身霍雨浩 The transmigrator Huo Yuhao's information advantage From the start, he sees through fate: The protagonist carries complete knowledge of the original story and is reborn as Huo Yuhao, the White Tiger Duke's illegitimate son. He knows Tang San's plans (the “Tang God-King's son-in-law plan”), where Electrolux's remnant soul is, the coordinates of the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, and more. Growth as a disguise: On the surface, he follows the “Spirit Eyes + Ice Empress” storyline, obtaining the Sky Dr —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 94 I, the Succubus Huo Yuhao, Get More Children, More Blessings from the Start! 我,魅魔霍雨浩,开局多子多福! [The Unrivaled Tang Sect] + [More Children, More Blessings] After transmigrating as Huo Yuhao in The Unrivaled Tang Sect, he gets the More Children, More Blessings System from the start. … 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 95 Transmigrating into Douluo 2, I Awaken a God-Tier Thunder Element Martial Soul 穿越斗二,觉醒神级雷元素武魂 Harem (not mindlessly devoted to the male lead) + Supreme God King's divine trials + fighting Tang San in Soul Land II Jiang Han transmigrates to Soul Land II and relies on Jiang Nannan for support. After awakening a thunder-element martial soul, he inherits the Thunder God's legacy, joins Shrek Academy, and ultimately defeats Tang San by passing the divine trials. The author mainly writes Soul Land fanfiction, and this is my first book. You're welcome to read my work, and I hope you enjoy it. Y —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 96 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: Reborn as Yuhao 绝世唐门之:重生雨浩 My new work is out! You’re welcome to check it out on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 97 Douluo Dalu: Heavenly-Eyed Yuhao, This Xiaoxiao Is Different 斗罗:天眼雨浩,这个萧潇不一样 One day, following the traces of his past, Huo Yuhao discovers some truths about himself. Powerful figures from another world appear across various planes. Who is conspiring with them? After being exposed, they even try to silence everyone? When did Tang San become so powerful? After his death, Huo Yuhao gains a tremendous opportunity and is successfully reborn. After his rebirth, he finds a strange young girl by the lake. She seems to be from another world. Who is she? Huo Yuhao: “Tang San, I w —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 98 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: King of Hidden Weapons 绝世唐门之暗器之王 In the martial world, the Tang Sect has always been a legendary presence. Not only do they possess powerful martial arts, they are also masters of crafting peerless hidden weapons. And among the Tang Sect is a man hailed as the “King of Hidden Weapons,” the pride and legend of the sect: Tang San. 43Reads—Score—14d adds
- 99 The Rules of Being a Heroine 女主法则 Tang Wutong, the original heroine, was split apart and fused back together by her God King father, whose consciousness had been invaded. Her primary personality was shattered, and she was barely stitched into a vase-like body, becoming a pawn meant to restrain Douluo Dalu's newly arisen child of destiny. When the center of the Divine Realm was swept into a temporal storm, all her sleeping consciousnesses unexpectedly awakened… 160Reads—Score—14d adds
- 100 The Unrivaled Tang Sect: Go! Do You Want Lao Jian to Take You In? 绝世唐门:开!想被牢戬临驾吗 I watched a few episodes of Dou Er these past few days, and they successfully made me want to take a dump. Looks like I have no choice but to bring out my trusty Lao Jian to save the day. Our willful king could easily crush everyone in Dou Er, right? One line of low-level code took me straight to the top. Beating up the protagonist? I can do that with my feet! There’s always a way out! It’s time to open my third eye! I’ll show everyone the true power of our Erlang Shen. I’m just here for laughs, 1Reads—Score—14d adds

















































