Transmigrated: My Fake Martial Soul Fooled the World

I woke up with no memory and trapped inside some unknown container. I was always sleepy, too… Sigh…

When I finally woke up again, the container that had trapped me was probably old and falling apart, because it had cracked. I crawled out and looked around, completely dazed. Everything was shrouded in fog, and I couldn't see a thing. Then some guy who called himself the System said he'd stay with me forever. First step: build a nest… What do you mean, build a nest? Have you seen what I look like right now? I'm basically a newborn.

System: “...” We can take it slow. It's not like I'm the one living there anyway.

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In the end, with the System's help (exploitation and threats), I carved out a world of my own. I thought I'd finally be able to lie around in peace for the rest of my life, but then I was thrown out and handed something called a plot, with orders to experience life in Douluo Dalu. And so I set off on a journey through the outside world…

Content warning: 1 tops 2. This is a seme-centric story. Wang Dong is male. (Huo Yuhao: male.)

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