Novels like You Beat Me Up for Every Kiss. Why Are You Crying Now That I’m Dead?
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- 1 I Managed My Sister's Prince's Manor for Eight Years, and Now I'm Done with Them 替姐姐守了八年王府，我不要他们了 I guarded my sister's prince's mansion for eight years. I don't want any of them anymore. 6.4kReads—Score2914d adds
- 2 My Sugar Daddy Treats Me as His Younger Brother's Substitute 金主既把我当弟弟的替身 [Two male leads, substitute, groveling to win him back, rekindled romance, bittersweet] Short on money, Chu Bai was forced to become Cui Che's lover. As they spent time together, Chu Bai realized he had fallen in love with Cui Che. He confessed, Cui Che accepted, and they naturally became a couple. Chu Bai thought he had found true love, but the appearance of one person made him realize how ridiculous he had been. Chu Heng: the twin younger brother he had never met, and Cui Che's unattainabl 208Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 Illusory Love 虚妄之爱 “He can be difficult. Make sure you take good care of him...” Jiang Han's mother said. That's right. With his avoidant personality, he really is twisted, and he longs for love... One is Xie Yuanlang, the man he admires; the other is Kuang Yanghao, who protects him. Even though Kuang Yanghao is a crazy bastard who often throws a fit and rolls around on the floor at the slightest provocation, he still loves him with all his heart... —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 The Little Mute and the Young Master [Male-Male Romance / Bittersweet] 小哑巴和大少爷【双男/酸涩】 The Little Mute and the Young Master [Male-Male Couple / Bittersweet] 96Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 After Giving Birth to Four Children, I Became a Joke to the Entire Empire 生下四个孩子后，我成了全帝国的笑话 After Giving Birth to Four Children, I Became the Laughingstock of the Entire Empire 140.3kReads—Score1.2k14d adds
- 6 I'm Sorry, I Really Didn't Mean To 对不起，我真的不是故意的 An absolutely swoon-worthy romance!! What do you do when a hot, roguish punk bullies you? Obviously, you join his gang! And then you win him over, too! Later, you meet a handsome, wealthy flight attendant! Who should you choose?! I’m so torn, help me decide! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 When the Cinnabar Mole Becomes the Moonlight 当朱砂痣变成白月光 Dual male leads, scumbag gong, chasing-his-wife-to-the-crematorium, HE A youthful prank left Duan Langyi with a trace of guilt toward Gu Yao. He thought the two of them would have nothing more to do with each other after graduation. But he never expected the wheels of fate to bring them together again five years later… Faced with a Duan Langyi even more charming than before, Gu Yao felt the flutter of his youthful crush awaken once more. He thought that one day, Duan Langyi would be moved by 943Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 8 Caught in the Tide 潮陷 [Dominant, Scheming Top + Gentle, Stubborn Bottom] [Two Male Leads + Coercive Love + Substitute + Tragic Romance + Depression] For Gu Zhishu, the first half of his life was all about his father and the gambling debts he could never repay. The second half was Shen Hanting. From then on, freedom became a light in the sky that could never shine again. Shen Hanting's love was too abundant, too heavy, like a tide rising in a silent, deep sea, completely drowning him. When Gu Zhishu opened his eyes, a 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 Hey, Stop Chasing Me. I’m Already Taken 那谁你别追了，我已名花有主 Hey, you! Stop chasing me. I'm already taken. 1.7kReads—Score914d adds
- 10 After My Heart Turned to Ash, Mr. Gu Knelt and Begged Me to Treat Him 心如死灰后顾先生跪求我治病 [Two male leads + a groveling chase + rekindled romance + happy ending] > Gu Chengzhou hated Su Qingxu for four years. He hated his “unscrupulous methods,” hated that he was “using a favor to demand repayment,” and hated their forced marriage. > So he treated him coldly, never noticing the light in his eyes fading day by day. > Until Su Qingxu was diagnosed with a terminal illness and resolutely left a divorce agreement behind. > When the truth came to light, the life-saving favor was real, and 1.5kReads6.9Score10514d adds
- 11 Didn’t You Hate Me? Why Are You Crying Now That I’m Dead? 不是厌恶吗？我死了你哭什么？ [Two male leads, monogamous romance, childhood crush, frail protagonist, sweet romance, bittersweet angst, showbiz, ensemble variety show, livestream, scrolling comments.] At the height of his career, popular star Ye Xinghui is betrayed by someone close to him. His reputation is ruined, endorsements are canceled, roles are recast, and he is left drowning in debt. After the entire internet turns against him, Ye Xinghui buckles under the pressure and takes his own life by swallowing pills in his a 488Reads6.1Score10014d adds
- 12 His Past Devotion Was More Pathetic Than Grass 过去的深情比草都卑微 The bedroom door opened, and light from outside spilled in, falling on his body, soaked in sweat and trembling with cold. A tall man stood in the doorway, dressed in a suit. Yan Lang looked at him, but couldn't make out his face. Backlit, the man's figure seemed impossibly tall, as imposing as Satan himself. He Mingzhou walked over to Yan Lang at an unhurried pace. The faint scent of DAVIDOFF cologne immediately drifted into Yan Lang's nose, making him lose focus for a moment. He Mingzhou crouch 252Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 After Driving My Wife Away, the Big Shot Begged for a Guide to Winning Her Back 把老婆气跑后，大佬跪求追妻指南 [Dual Male Leads, ABO, and a Satisfying Ex-Chasing Romance] The arrogant puppy’s desperate pursuit of his ex! They break up from the start, with sweetness and heartbreak all the way through ✅ Dual male leads / ABO / ex-chasing romance ✅ They break up from the start! The arrogant top chases his ex like a dog ✅ Face-slapping, scum getting what they deserve, and mutual healing, so sweet it’ll make you stomp your feet, but with plenty of heartbreak! Synopsis Gu Nan breathed in the cedar scent at 87Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Zhu Bajie Carries His Bride 猪八戒背媳妇儿 BE Secret love + mutual pining + bittersweet youth Fair-skinned, pretty, fierce, and only tough at home uke × manly, handsome, goofy, and smooth-talking seme Bai Chi and Lu Shuo first met as children by fighting, and forged a bond that would last a lifetime. Lu Shuo teased Bai Chi for looking like a girl, so Bai Chi sat on one of his ribs and broke it. At college, the two gradually grew from naive boys into mature young men. Their love was like apricots ripening from green to yellow, tart and as 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 After Getting a Terminal Illness, I Do Whatever I Want 得了绝症后我肆无忌惮 [Main story complete] Jiang Nian and Chu Hanzhou were married for the sake of their families. Jiang Nian had always been gentle and patient. Chu Hanzhou didn't seem to care much about the marriage either, and the two had always lived together with polite respect. Then one day, Jiang Nian received a brain tumor diagnosis and was told he had only a year left to live. Jiang Nian: “...To hell with this world, and to hell with one year.” From then on, he let loose and started acting as outrageously a 204Reads—Score3314d adds
- 16 He Said He Could Cry 他说他会哭 Two male leads + both chaste + forced love + a completely unhinged top Lin Shi, 19, an Omega who should have been free to grow up, was dragged into an abyss the year he presented. Chu Linjin, 22, a top-tier Alpha with a possessiveness so obsessive it borders on madness. 43Reads—Score714d adds
- 17 The Silent Mime Show 失声默剧 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 When the Terminal Diagnosis Came, He Was with His One True Love 病危通知书下来时，他在陪白月光 [Two male leads + marriage before love + chasing his wife to hell + old-school melodrama + scumbag top and doormat bottom] [Cold, stubborn top who realizes his feelings too late + sickly but resilient bottom who makes the best of hardship] With the last hundred days of his life ahead of him, Li Shuchen wants to turn every trace of his existence into something useful to Jin Yiyang. He secretly earns money, prepares funds for a concert tour, sorts out his belongings, and changes the beneficiary on 482Reads6.9Score10614d adds
- 19 The Day After Same-Sex Marriage Was Legalized, We Broke Up 同性婚姻合法第二天，我们be了 [Groveling for forgiveness + both reborn + plot twists + happy ending + melodrama] I’m the one who was betrayed and abandoned. What are you going crazy for? At first, it’s a scumbag top and a pathetic bottom. Then, after a while, it’s “Baby, you lied to me. I was just a substitute all along.” Later, it becomes “Baby, please, let me be your substitute.” After Gu Zhaorong discovered that Lu Shengxing was cheating, he decided to propose to him. Lu Shengxing turned him down. 63Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Lifespan Extension System: He Trades Years of His Life for a Substitute and Is Reborn 续命系统：他用阳寿换替身重生 Lifespan Extension System: He Trades His Years for a Stand-In and Is Reborn 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 Stutterer, Hurry Up and Tell Me You Love Me 小结巴，快说你爱我 The honest, hardworking Lin Mo followed the young devil He Cheng around, tirelessly doing his bidding, never hitting back or talking back. In the end, He Cheng took everything from him and left him with nothing. He Cheng was a born flirt. He never imagined that his carefree days would come to an end because of such an unremarkable little stutterer. * Early on, He Cheng to Lin Mo: “You think you’re good enough to like me?” Later, He Cheng to Lin Mo: “Lin Mo, look at me again! Lin Mo, try running 183Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 22 All Right, I Love You Too 好啦，我也爱你 The sequel to “All Right, I Love You” This story is told from Song Qing’s perspective. You are my one and only. I love you, I really, really love you. I’ll love you in this life, and in the next one too. La la la, I can’t think of anything else to write~ 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Swallows’ Song Falls on the Green Mound 青冢落燕声 The Swallows' Song Falls on the Green Mound —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 A Gentle Thorn 温柔刺 It's easy to fall for someone, but hard to forget them. Zhu Qi'an loves Xiao Hanyuan, and the whole world can know it. But the two of them can never overcome reality. . Only later did he learn: The person you love and admire, that very gentleness, can also pierce your heart without mercy and leave you in unbearable pain. Even at the end of his life, he would still give everything for him. 10Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 25 My Best Friend Had Me Committed to a Conversion Therapy Center 我最好的兄弟把我进了戒同所 [This story is entirely fictional and set in an imagined world. The countries, cities, institutions, and people in the story have no connection to reality and are not intended to allude to anything. It contains no harmful guidance. Please do not take the story as a reflection on the author personally.] [Two male leads + conversion therapy facility + tragic romance + redemption + merciless revenge + two endings] We grew up together. He would stand up for me and protect me, and somewhere along the 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 Reborn as a Pair, the Loyal Crown Prince Kneels and Begs to Get Back Together 双重生，忠犬太子他下跪求复合 In his previous life, Mu Nanchu fell in love with the Crown Prince at first sight. From the moment they met, he gave him his heart and devoted himself to being a gentle, humble, and sensible Crown Princess. But the suspicious Crown Prince came to despise and hate him after marrying him. After ascending the throne, he even put him under house arrest, stripped him of his title, and tortured him until he was barely human. In the bitter depths of winter, Mu Nanchu died with regrets... After Mu Nanc 310Reads6.2Score—14d adds
- 27 Empress Xin 辛后 She once saved him from the snow. Later, she became the calamity he pushed into hell with his own hands. (Her point of view) Nan Xin is the most beloved youngest daughter of Nan Xun, the powerful chancellor of the Guo Kingdom. She is stunningly beautiful, yet innocent as snow. In the winter of the twenty-third year of Yongchang, she finds a mute boy in the snow and saves him, tending to him with care and cherishing him as her only refuge. But then she stumbles upon her father’s secret and is loc 916Reads8.2Score10114d adds
- 28 The Poor Little Thing Always Thinks He's a Substitute 小可怜总以为自己是替身 ✨The first time Fu Chen sent Xia Xingyan away was because someone said his and his younger sister Fu Shi’s fates were incompatible. But Xia Xingyan fell into enemy hands and came back covered in wounds. ✨Out of guilt and instinct, Fu Chen treated Xia Xingyan even better than before, and Xia Xingyan gradually fell for him. But their happy days didn’t last. Fu Shi was at death’s door, and all the evidence of poisoning pointed to Xia Xingyan. Fu Chen grabbed him by the throat in a fit of rage and d 780Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 Aurora Memoirs 极光回忆录 Chi Yi x Qi Zhi “Next year, let’s go to Murmansk to see the northern lights.” “Next year, let’s go to Murmansk to see the northern lights again.” . Both die, lovers’ suicide . Happy ending . Short story . Written in first person 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 One Step Closer 靠近一步 [Two Male Leads + Campus + Dormitory + Roommates + Pure Love + Youthful Ensemble Cast + Intense Push and Pull + Mutual Devotion + Open Ending] A reserved, self-protective freshman from the north, studying Chinese, VS a bright, lively boy from the south, studying journalism A quiet kid who’s used to curling up inside his shell VS the lively center of attention who holds himself together with a smile A simple “I’ll wait for you downstairs for ten minutes” A fridge magnet he couldn’t bear to throw 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 All Right, I Love You 好啦，爱你 A sequel to His Place to Return All right, love you. Do you love me too? Be with me. Let me stay by your side, hold you, and kiss you as someone else. I want to be with you forever, always and always, never to part. 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 Paris Is Not Happy 巴黎不快乐 Blurb: When twenty-four-year-old Yan Qi stumbled beneath He Xusheng's black umbrella, he had no idea the rain would last six years. From the lecture hall at S University to a hospital bed in a Paris sanatorium, from falling asleep in each other's arms to being parted by death. Some love is like snow: seemingly pure and flawless, yet it becomes a shackle the moment it touches the ground. Professor He, thirty-six, had three secrets: 1. The photo frame turned facedown in his office held a pictu 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 After the Divorce, the Hot-Tempered Tycoon Pursues His Wife on His Knees 离婚后，暴躁大佬追妻跪姿很标准 “The obsessive, short-tempered mogul chases his wife in a rage. The more cruelly he treated her before, the more perfectly he’ll kneel to beg her back.” Yi Huajin is a famously aloof beauty in the art world. He is a renowned artist, celebrated not only for his unparalleled talent but also for a face that rivals any top celebrity’s. Yet he fell in love with Feng Shao, the formidable business tycoon. He waited for him for three years, pursued him for three years, and was married to him for three y 376Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 President Yao Doesn't Want a Divorce 姚总他不想离婚 [Dual male leads + a true groveling pursuit after the breakup + secret crush] The devoted, obedient, stubborn, and proud bottom who won’t give up until he hits a wall, Zhuang Ye, x the domineering, overbearing, flirtatious top who’s good at pretending, sweet-talking, and holding grudges, Yao Feng. During their four years together, Zhuang Ye never knew what he’d done wrong. There were plenty of people who liked Alphas. In Yao Feng’s eyes, Zhuang Ye was nothing special either. Then, one day, the t 84Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 Stubborn to the End, I'd Rather Die of Pain Than Leave 执迷不悟，疼死也不走 Two male leads + wealthy family + determined underdog + emotional and physical torment + tragic romance + devoted, melodramatic love Powerful, influential top × gentle, patient, humble bottom who sinks into despair Yan Chi'an loved Pei Zhou. He had loved him for many, many years. He was obedient and docile, always ready to come when called and leave when dismissed. But Pei Zhou loathed him: he hated his advances and the way he meekly endured everything. So he used every means at his disposal to 3.6kReads5.9Score18114d adds
- 36 After Our Divorce, My Frail Ex-Husband, the Chancellor, Holds Me and Weeps 和离后，病弱丞相前夫抱着我直哭 [Strong heroine, weaker hero x mutual secret crush x rekindled romance x genuinely sickly male lead who never gets better x low-stakes court intrigue] The emperor decrees a marriage, and the youngest daughter of General Meng’s family is ordered to wed the youngest prime minister in the history of the Dali dynasty. For two years after their wedding, the pair treat each other with respect. They never have a disagreement, but neither are they ever intimate. Then war suddenly breaks out on the fr 3.1kReads7.0Score30214d adds
- 37 The CEO Regrets Divorcing Me 离婚后总裁后悔了 “Su Mo, people like you are an eyesore just by being alive. You might as well die.” Everyone knew that Su Mo loved Chu Shixiao. Because he loved him, he could endure Chu Shixiao’s indifference, coldness, and all kinds of humiliation. But no matter how hard he tried, Chu Shixiao still didn’t love him. He even wished Su Mo were dead. And yet... When Chu Shixiao accidentally found that medical report, he realized that the person he hated most really didn’t have long to live... He should have been h 525Reads5.9Score10114d adds
- 38 I Gave You All My Love 我的爱都给你了 Two male leads + sweet romance + sweet at first, then angst + BE A pale, introverted bottom meets a quirky, mischievous younger top. This story gets a little angsty. If you can't handle that, I don't recommend reading to the end. The reserved and quiet Li Jiaqi meets the sunny, cheerful Ruan Quanhong. Under Ruan Quanhong's influence, Li Jiaqi learns to love studying and life. But the road ahead is full of twists and turns. Will the mutual love he hopes for come true...? 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 Love Rises with the Wind, and Even When It Dies Down, Love Remains 爱意随风起，风停爱不止 Love rises with the wind, and even when the wind dies down, love remains. 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 The Last 100 Days 最后100天 The Final 100 Days 85Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 Only Him 只有他一人 [Two Male Leads + Post-Apocalypse + Transmigration + Genetic Mutations] Internet-addicted teen Zhou Jessie somehow ends up in a world two thousand years in the future. Faced with an Earth transformed beyond recognition, he can do little but scrape by like a total loser. Luckily, he meets Shen Tan, who still has a conscience, and manages to escape danger time and again. To stay alive, he tries to cling to Shen Tan's coattails, but getting close to him is no easy feat. His many attempts all end in 86Reads8.1Score13014d adds
- 42 Reverse Love: Wu Suowei’s Counterattack 逆爱之吴所谓反攻 A whole lot of sweetness!!! A must-read for anyone who loves shipping couples!!! [Both reborn + the bottom takes charge + raising a child + HE] Wu Suowei died while saving Chi Cheng from a Burmese python. When he opened his eyes again, Chi Cheng had become top-tier star Tian Ning. At the moment a sasaeng fan shoved a camera in his face, he saw a washed-up idol. That person looked exactly like Wu Suowei. The two cleared up their misunderstandings, came out publicly, adopted a child and raised the 164Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 Warning! The Stand-In Doesn't Love Him Anymore 警告！是替身不爱了 [Dual male leads + wealthy-family CEO + contract lover + older man/younger man + substitute + groveling to win back the lover + angst] [Light angst] [Light melodrama] [Groveling to win back the lover, with a tragic ending in the literal sense] Love rises with the wind, and it can also scatter with the wind. Wan Jincheng thought he would never leave, until Mo Yunle said, “Let's break up.” Now Wan Jincheng is panicking. Six years ago. They stood on the stone bridge in Fenghuang Ancient Town. The t 40Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 After Quick Transmigration Through 300 Worlds, I Returned to Take Revenge 快穿三百个世界后，我归来杀疯了 Shen Wang and Gu Xingchuan had been childhood sweethearts. During the three years they were in love, Shen Wang thought Gu Xingchuan was a wonderful gift from the world. He never imagined that the person Gu Xingchuan cherished wasn’t him, but his own white moonlight. For that white moonlight, Gu Xingchuan betrayed him. He lost his company, his loved ones, and his heart. In the end, he lost his life, too. But he wasn’t willing to die in such a miserable, inglorious way. To come back alive and take 139Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 45 The Woman Everyone Hates Is Dying of Cancer, but Mr. Gu Kneels and Begs Her to Forgive Him 万人嫌绝症等死，顾总跪下求原谅 [Airheaded, sickly, fussy, universally disliked bottom x domineering, crazy, all-talk-and-no-action, universally adored top] [Two male leads + sweet romance + rekindled love + all-male dating show + devoted to each other + groveling chase + happy ending] At nine years old, Chang Nian was kidnapped. To protect his younger brother, he was forced to commit an unforgivable mistake. His family came to hate him for it and sent him into the entertainment industry to make money. Unfortunately, Chang Nia 931Reads8.0Score11414d adds
- 46 The Sickly Man Insists on Giving Me His Life! 病秧子他偏把命给我！ The day Lin Wei met Gu Yan, the piercing wail of an ambulance shattered the afternoon’s quiet, and the whole school heard it. The pale, handsome top student who always kept to himself collapsed in the blazing sunlight like a fragile glass figurine. As if possessed, Lin Wei, a girl as lively as a little sun, burst into his silent, gloomy world. “Gu Yan, from today on, your life is in my hands!” she declared. Ignoring his icy resistance, she forced her way into his life: making sure he took his me 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 Half True, Half False: Qi’s Caged Bird 半真半假：齐大佬的笼中鸟 [Clear-eyed, broken beauty who falls hard x possessive, powerful top] Intense push and pull | Pretending turns real | Healing and growth, happy ending Angst first, sweetness later. If you love delicate, emotionally rich stories, come on in. That year, Mu Bai’s own mother sold him to Qi Yan. Qi Yan said, “Be obedient, stay clean, and be ready whenever I call.” Mu Bai swallowed what little dignity he had left in exchange for Qi Yan’s money and protection. Mu Bai thought he could wear the mask fo 76Reads7.2Score—14d adds
- 48 Stealing Flowers in Winter 冬窃花息 Winter Steals the Flower's Breath 82Reads—Score114d adds
- 49 The Demon’s Handbook of Exploitation 恶魔压榨手册 The Demon’s Handbook of Exploitation 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 After I Gave Up Hope of Surviving My Terminal Illness, They Begged Me to Live 绝症死心后，他们求我活下去 [Two male leads + angst + groveling pursuit + ancient-style ABO] A love-starved, suspicious scum gong vs. a cold, heartbroken, frail shou The Chu family had two sons: the elder was stunningly handsome, while the younger knew both the past and the present. Rong Yong once thought he would grow old hand in hand with the elder Chu son, and become a peerless ruler and subject with the younger. But a marriage substitution shattered everything. The one he loved most became his younger brother’s fiancée 2.3kReads8.5Score25014d adds
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