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- 1 Too Old to Die 老而不死 Too Old to Die 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 Can You Really Get Younger? Nurse, Marry Me! 还能变年轻？护士妹妹结婚吧！ [Multiple Heroines + Immortality + Trading Lifespan for Power + The Human and Demon Worlds Merge + Cthulhu] Yiming was once at the Meridian Realm, but dementia and a decline in cultivation left him in a nursing home, where unscrupulous caregivers abused him every day. Luckily, just as he was breathing his last, he accidentally stepped on a cockroach and gained more years of life. Can I spend lifespan to level up? Share lifespan? Make lifespan coexist? His old brother secretly stabbed him in the 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 A Perilous Path to Immortality 仙道危途 [No System, Ancestor Protagonist, Dark Forest, Brutal Survival, Everyone Is Evil, A Sliver of Hope, Mobile Sect] As the Silent Tide approached, sects, clans, sacred lands, and cultivation nations all began their flight. Zhao Ling transmigrated to another world, only to find himself old and frail! Who in their right mind would bring a seventy-year-old Qi Refining disciple along when an entire sect was fleeing? Zhao Ling was abandoned! Fortunately, he possessed a source of spiritual power! When th 25Reads6.2Score—14d adds
- 4 Are You Crazy? You Call This an Old Man? 疯了吧！你管这叫老头？ —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 With a Title to My Name, I Somehow Have the Potential to Become a Great Emperor 称号加身，我竟有大帝之资 [Multiple Secret Identities + Master-Disciple Story + Plot-Driven + Elderly Heroics + Light Comedy] You’re saying my eldest disciple is a descendant of the Ancestral Dragon? Great! Time to power up! My second disciple is an heir to the Lunar Deity? That’s pretty good too! My third disciple is the reincarnation of the Divine Lord of Great Yang? Huh? Great Yang? My fourth disciple is descended from the Asura Sword God? Another one with an extraordinary background! My fifth disciple was born with a 8Reads—Score114d adds
- 6 At Home and Beyond: Reborn, I Choose the First Wife’s Household to Humiliate the Second 家里家外，重生我选大房打脸二房 In the Family and Beyond, After Being Reborn I Choose the First Wife and Face-Slap the Second 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Xuanhuan: Even This Old Man Can Go Wild 玄幻：老夫也疯狂 (The first sixty chapters lay the groundwork. If you don't want to read them, feel free to start from Chapter 61.) [No Female Lead]+ [Passionate Old Man]+ [Slow Burn]+ [Madman]+ [Illusionary Arts]+ [Way of Survival]+ [Not for Novices!] Beneath ten thousand years of black rain, humanity struggles to survive. The desolate tide brought by invading monsters is the nightmare of every human settlement. The protagonist's soul transmigrates into Niu Dabao, the old village chief of Daniu Village. Starti —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 Past Seventy, I Picked Up a Valkyrie Wife for Free 年逾古稀，白捡了个女武神当老婆 At seventy, Shen Tieshan had spent seventy years in a fantasy world and hadn't even caught a glimpse of a wife. Ready to lie flat and wait for death, he was just about to give up. Then, hey! A huge stroke of luck fell from the sky. Or rather, a beautiful immortal maiden fell from the sky, bubbling with beauty but barely clinging to life, and crashed right through the roof of his shabby hut. “Save me...” the maiden gasped. Shen Tieshan: “???” Just as Shen Tieshan wondered what on earth was going —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 I Transmigrated into a Centenarian and Swept the Otherworld with My Walking Stick 穿越成百岁老头儿，拄拐横扫异界 [Seven hundred years old and still trying to defy heaven? I'll be the strongest old man anyway!] The cultivation world has always belonged to young prodigies. Who has ever seen a seven-hundred-year-old man defy fate and change his destiny? When overworked wage slave Lin Chuan transmigrated into the dying head of the Fengqing Pavilion, everyone waited to see the declining sect become a laughingstock... 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 The Old Master Emerges, and the Demons Vanish 老朽出山，妖魔断代 [Invincible Talent + Sole Ruler Through the Ages + Centenarian + Master Descends the Mountain] An old man, a bamboo staff, and a journey through the martial world, exterminating demons and monsters. After his beloved yellow dog is killed, a reclusive old man who has lived in seclusion for a hundred years resolves to leave the mountain and wipe out every last demon. 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 A Centenarian Builds the Strongest Clan 百年老头打造最强家族 Lu Ming transmigrates to a cultivation world known as the Great Wei Dynasty. He thinks he’ll be able to sweep through the ages and crush all rivals, just like the protagonists in novels. But to his surprise, he has no spiritual root for cultivation, and he doesn’t even have the golden finger System that’s supposed to come with transmigration. Just as Lu Ming despairs, on the verge of dying of old age, the long-delayed System finally arrives. [Ding! The Fortune System has been activated!] Yea —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 This Boss Is the Real Deal: He Gives Employees Two Days On and Five Days Off 这老板能处，他真让员工上二休五 Xia Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a game company. At the same time, he gets bound to the Happy Employee System. As long as his employees are physically and mentally healthy, happy, and content, the System gives Xia Fan a guaranteed reward, whether the company makes a profit or a loss. And after he helps his employees find happiness, the System offers generous bonus rewards. So, to earn those rewards and make his employees happy, Xia Fan absolutely refuses to let —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Xuanhuan: I Become an Old Man from the Start, and Others Cultivate for Me 玄幻：开局成老头，别人替我修炼 [Starts out far from invincible + no female lead + old-man protagonist (doesn't grow younger) + satisfying power fantasy + sect-building + not mindless + lighthearted] Rich second-generation Song Rui transmigrates... He transmigrates into a fantasy cultivation world, taking over the body of an old man with no hope of reaching Foundation Establishment, a lecherous disposition, and severely declining physical functions. Just as he feels that his transmigration is like going from a “royal garden” t 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Sir, You're 80 Years Old, and You Still Get Around! 大爷，你都80岁了，玩的真花！ [Urban][Showbiz][Shenanigans][Daily Life][Lighthearted][Multiple Female Leads] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhuang Bilin was devastated. From the start, he’d become a decrepit eighty-year-old man, lying on his bed on the verge of death while everyone in the village waited for the funeral banquet. What? He’d gone straight from thirty to eighty? He’d skipped nearly fifty years of detours! But after astonishing everyone just before he died, Zhuang Bilin successfully unlocked the Old Ma 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 An 84-Year-Old Geezer Goes on a Rampage in the ICU from the Start 84岁老登开局大闹ICU Eighty-four and barely clinging to life? Not at all! Old Liu is in the prime of his later years! "Wang Zhiyong, a loyal and battle-tested XXXX fighter of Great Xia, an outstanding XX, XX, and XX, passed away this morning at the Central Hospital of Magic City after medical treatment failed. He was 98 years old..." Staring blankly at the black-and-white portrait on the television, still imposing and robust despite its monochrome coloring, Liu Mo felt a strange sense of familiarity. "It can't b 14Reads6.1Score114d adds
- 16 Tycoon: The Doorman Awakens a Beauty Cashback System 神豪：门卫大爷觉醒美女返现系统 [Tycoon] + [Middle-Aged Man] + [Beautiful Women] + [Cashback] + [Ultimate Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Zhang Facai, a 58-year-old university gatekeeper, was swindled out of all his relocation compensation by the adopted daughter he had raised, leaving him deeply in debt. Then he suddenly awakened a Beautiful Women Cashback System. As long as he bonded with a stunning beauty, spending money on her would earn him cashback. Make money! I have to make money. Zhang Facai swore he would father a son of hi 796Reads6.1Score10014d adds
- 17 This Old Man Is Pretty Strong 这个老人有点强 After the Day of Change, the supernatural begins to return to Blue Star. Things recorded in books become reality. Martial artists, espers, Sequence Masters, pilgrims. Countries everywhere begin to unleash supernatural powers of their own. Xiang Jincheng is an elderly man who has already retired. In an unknown dream, he is about to kindle the flame of life for a second time. “Today, we settle who is stronger, and who lives or dies.” That is what he says. Across from him are supernatural beings fr 17Reads5.8Score—14d adds
- 18 Xuanhuan: I'm a Sweeping Old Man, Working Nine to Five 玄幻：我，扫地老头，朝九晚五 After transmigrating into a xuanhuan world as an old man who sweeps the floors, he unlocks the Floor-Sweeping Check-In System. Five days a week, nine to five: an easy day at work and a peaceful life after hours, with no cultivation required. With nothing better to do, he trains his fox-eared maid, teases his pet squirrel, and grows flowers and raises fish. Wu Di is perfectly content. Exorcise demons and vanquish evil? Sorry, my job is to sweep the floors. Teach and impart wisdom? Sorry, my job i —Reads5.8Score—14d adds
- 19 A Hundred-Year-Old Starts a New Business, While His Dutiful Descendants Kneel Across the Mountain 百岁老人再创业，孝子贤孙跪满山 “If I gave you a million, could you build a successful business?” Lin Huang transmigrates to a parallel world, only to discover that he is already a hundred years old and has joined the reality show I Want to Start a Business. Every contestant receives a million in startup capital from the production team as soon as they appear. Whoever can leverage that million into the greatest fortune will become the champion! And win a grand prize of 100 billion, provided free of charge by a Fortune Global 5 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Cultivating Immortality Starts with an Old Man 修仙从老头开始 When Xiao Sa arrived in another world, he discovered he had become an 88-year-old man. What should he do? Asking online! Urgent! Luckily, I, Xiao, have a System! Hahahahaha! The author is rather lazy, so feel free to skim the synopsis. The actual story is where the fun begins! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 An Eighty-Year-Old Man's Livestream: Giving a Girl a Phone from the Start 八旬老头直播：开局送妹子手机 In his eighties, Zhang Yifan has neither children nor a wife. His favorite thing to do each day is watch beautiful women livestream on Douyin. After awakening a livestreaming System, all the money he spends on the girls during his broadcasts is covered by the System, along with all kinds of rewards: money, abilities, and even extra years of life. From then on, the octogenarian becomes Jiangnan's most devoted romantic! 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 Old Man, You're About to Kick the Bucket. The System Will Take You to a World of Pleasure 老头快噶了，系统带你进花花世界 Chen Changsheng had a miserable life. A modern-day wage slave, he died suddenly on his way to work and was reborn in another world, where he spent ninety years without a System or any golden finger, as if fate were playing a cruel joke on him. Just as he was about to breathe his last, the System finally showed up, promising to lead him to the pinnacle of life. “Saintess, don’t come any closer! I’m still a virgin!” Fine, fine, I’ll do what you say, all right? If you want to live a long life, you 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Beware This Old Man 当心这个老头 A young soul from another world merges with the body of a dead man over eighty years old. Their memories intertwine, bringing together two very different lives. What kind of personality will emerge? One is kindhearted, timid, and a little lecherous; the other is decisive and selfless. Is he one or the other, neither, or somehow both? Come see how an old man takes the city by storm and crushes every foe. 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Guarding the Nation at Eighty 八十岁守国门 As an eighty-year-old man lies dying, he obtains a Longevity System. As long as he earns people’s favor, he can extend his lifespan and receive rewards that boost various attributes. Max-level singing: he outclasses every powerhouse singer. Unrivaled martial arts: one punch is enough to knock out the world boxing champion. Unrivaled medical skills: even the Medical Sage has to admit defeat. He can even hear people’s thoughts and divine the future. Invincible in the mortal world. 30Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 25 A Seventy-Year-Old Man Gets Humiliated by the School Beauty from the Start. That’s Fair, Right? 七旬老汉开局被校花羞辱很合理吧 The rating has just been posted and will go up, so please enjoy the story. [High martial arts + simulator + schemer + multiple heroines] Ji Ping'an transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and struggles through sixty years. But with no talent for martial arts, he is publicly humiliated by the Ye family's eldest young lady at the age of seventy-three, then thrown out! “You old geezer, just looking at you makes me sick!” Just as he loses all hope [Ding! High-Martial-Arts Life Simulator activate —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 I, Fan Jin, Have Finally Seen the Light 老夫范进，悟了悟了 (Zuowang Dao! I get it! Taking only The Scholars’ Fan Jin Passes the Provincial Exam and setting it in the late Ming period) “Look at this poor scholar. He’s over fifty and still hasn’t amounted to anything. He nearly starved his own mother to death!” “Right, what a useless piece of trash!” “Look, he didn’t pass the lower-level exam until he was over fifty. Even the examiner thought he was too old and took pity on him!” “Exactly. I bet they just felt sorry for him!” “Look, he’s only just passed 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 At 80, I'm Still Hauling Bricks in Another World 80岁的我还在异世界搬砖 Ding! System loading complete. Jiang Wei froze. He was already eighty years old, and the System had only just arrived. Had it been stuck loading for decades? Jiang Wei’s son and daughter-in-law had both died, leaving him with only two grandchildren. Liu San wanted to bully him. Liu Qing wanted to bully him too. The Zhao family wanted to bully him as well. Jiang Wei refused to accept it. He would wipe out every last enemy and protect his grandchildren. In another world, he would use his old body —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 I’m Already 80, So What’s with This Hunk System? 我都80了，这男神系统什么鬼 After transmigrating to Blue Star for 80 years, Yang Lin is just about to reach the end of his life when the System suddenly appears. “Host has reached the age of 18. The Male Idol Development Program is now bound.” “Eighteen is the perfect age to compete in esports. Host, please sign up for an esports tournament.” “Reward for completing the task: 2 free attribute points and 200,000 in cash.” Reading the System's prompt in front of him, Yang Lin picks up his reading glasses and stares in utter c —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 I'm Ninety, in the Prime of My Life, and Ready to Take on the World! 老夫芳龄九十，正是闯荡的年纪！ (Ensemble cast + founding a sect + taking in and training disciples + invincible + everyday life) Shen Tianluan transmigrates into the body of a decrepit old man whose life is nearly over. The old man is a shady Taoist priest at a shady temple, spending his days scamming and swindling people. Even worse, the shady priest living at the shady temple awakens a shady System! “Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have awakened the Teachings and Discipleship System, which returns tenfold! Take on plenty o 2Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 30 The Heavenly Way Gone Astray 天道迷途 Born amid bloodshed and raised in the wilderness. Everyone calls him an idiot. Amid countless jeers, he bursts onto the scene and shocks the world. One mystery after another unfolds. The sky tears apart, the earth collapses, bones pile up like mountains, and rivers run red with blood! The wheel of fate turns anew, and he is destined to become someone else’s stepping stone! In this life, will he break free of fate, or be made into a stepping stone once more? He contains the Daoist resonance of th 203Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 31 A Useless Old Man? I Once Carried the Nation’s Fate Alone 糟老头子？我曾一人撑起国运 “A passport? What’s a passport?” Those words left everyone from Goryeo at the airport both amused and exasperated. “You old fossil, are you out of your mind?” the security officer shouted. Ji Qinghan smiled faintly and pulled two things from his pocket. “Old fossil? When I changed your country’s fate all by myself, you were still playing in the dirt!” He held up a photograph for everyone to see. In it, Ji Qinghan looked dashing behind the controls of a tank, drawing excited attention and admirat 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 An 80-Year-Old Grandpa Awakens the Champion System 80岁老爷爷，觉醒冠军系统 After transmigrating to a parallel world 80 years in the future, Ye Qifeng unexpectedly awakened a Champion System. System: Host has received a Champion mission. Win a mixed martial arts championship within 30 days. Ye Qifeng: You want an old man to compete in such a dangerous event? System: Host has received a beginner's gift pack. Ye Qifeng: Now you're talking! And so, Ye Qifeng began his life as a champion. The greatest billiards player in history: “Elder Ye, please, don't break my record!” A 1Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 33 Don’t Underestimate an Old Cripple: This Bloodthirsty Immortal Has Gone on a Killing Spree 莫欺老年残，老夫嗜血长生杀疯了 (Bloodthirsty old man + fierce struggle for supremacy + decisive and ruthless + the martial world + revenge) Fifty years after Xiao Lueshang's entire family was slaughtered, he was driven into the martial world, where he spent half his life in hardship. On the brink of death, he awakened the Flame Dragon Blood Oath! (Effect 1: Kill an enemy and absorb their soul blood. Your destiny, cultivation realm, and martial arts all surge together. The more you kill, the stronger you become!) (Effect 2: .. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 I Transmigrated Into an Old Man and Became Invincible 穿越成老头的我无敌于世间 Li Ang was a self-help guru. During a speech, he was struck by lightning, only to transmigrate into a cultivation world and become a man in his nineties. Luckily, he has a System to help him put on a show and establish a sect. Protagonist’s System: Put on a show in front of others to earn Showmanship Points, which can be exchanged for all kinds of cultivation techniques. 72Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 An Old Man's Path to Immortality 老人求仙路 [Mortal cultivation, no System, no transmigration] Qin Cang, an old farmer from a mountain village, was an ordinary mortal with no spiritual roots. Though he longed for immortality, he lacked the talent to cultivate. In the year he turned sixty-six, an immortal master was finally moved enough to let him glimpse the immortal sect in his final moments. From then on, Qin Cang defied fate and seized spiritual power. Starting at Jiuyang Sect, carrying a mysterious earthen bowl, he strode across the m 73Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 36 I'm 65, and You Want Me to Be a Boxing Champion? 我！65岁，你让我当拳王？ [Livestreaming + Old but Still Going Strong + Exhilarating] Li An opens his eyes and instantly transmigrates from age twenty into the body of a sixty-five-year-old man. What the hell! “Ding! Boxing Champion System awakened!” Boxing Champion System? What sixty-five-year-old man in your family can become a boxing champion? “Ding! Today’s workout tasks: 1. Run 1,000 meters (Reward: one bottle of recovery potion and the vigor of eight kidneys.) 2. Do 100 squats (Reward: +10 strength to brick-fightin 87Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 37 I’m a Lonely Old Man. What’s Wrong with Hiring a Few Nannies? 我一个孤寡老人，请几个保姆咋了 [Urban + System + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Multiple Heroines] Lin Song transmigrates to Blue Star and becomes a lonely old man nearing seventy, with no elders left above him and no children below! Just then, his Emotional Feedback System awakens. Whenever he elicits emotions from others, his physical condition and appearance grow younger! And if he spends money on people with enough charm, he gets every cent back in cash! This is amazing! “This old guy is incredible! Facing a vicious crimi 130Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 38 Urban: I Took Over a Seventy-Year-Old Man’s Body, and Now I’m Invincible 都市：魂穿七十岁大爷，我无敌了 [Urban]+ [No female lead]+ [System]+ [Old man]+ [Livestream]+ [Showbiz] After twenty-year-old Xu Wu took a tumble on flat ground, his soul suddenly transmigrated into the body of a seventy-year-old man who shared his name. People joke that working as a security guard is a shortcut to skipping fifty years of detours. Xu Wu skipped those fifty years outright! Just then, a system notification rang out. [Ding! The Max-Level Old Man System has been activated!] Xu Wu was startled. There was a system l —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 Me! A Centenarian Taking on High-Altitude Skydiving from the Start 我！百岁老人，开局挑战高空跳伞 The world's richest man is holding a "Final Wish Challenge"! The winner, who will inherit the tycoon's vast fortune, turns out to be a hundred-year-old man? Ye Nan remains perfectly calm in front of the reporters. Reporter: "Mr. Ye, are you really a hundred years old? You look twenty!" Ye Nan: "Keep a positive attitude, and you'll grow younger with age." Reporter: "Mr. Ye, what will you do with the fortune you've won?" Ye Nan: "Donate it all! Every last bit, to support scientific research and ed 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 I, the Ancestor of Wudang, Begin Signing In at My Hundredth Birthday Banquet 我，武当老祖，从百岁寿宴开始签到 [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have successfully checked in and obtained a divine ability: One Qi Transforming into Three Pure Ones (Simplified Version)] From then on, Zhang Han could dominate the martial world with ease. [The Host has successfully checked in for the first time, triggering a critical bonus and earning an extra reward: a three-thousand-year-old Flat Peach] After eating the peach, Zhang Han was just a step away from attaining immortality. [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have 118Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 I Hear I Can Become a Martial Emperor at a Hundred 听说百岁后我能成武帝 Chu Yang accidentally transmigrates to an era of spiritual qi revival. He is nearly a hundred years old before he finally activates the Unlimited Fusion System! However... “Friend, it's a pleasure to meet you.” Chu Yang warmly reaches out to a prodigy. “Ding! Absorbed a fifth-grade speed talent!” From then on, Chu Yang's Fruit Source Group grows rapidly, becoming the world's leading business empire. “Thump!” He pretends to stumble and brushes against the Empress. “Ding! Absorbed a first-g 28Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 I Successfully Survived the Tribulation, Only to Be Exposed on My Great-Granddaughter’s Livestream 渡劫成功，被玄孙女直播曝光 After a thousand years of cultivation, Gu Changsheng returns to the mortal world to complete his journey to immortality and finds the only descendant he has left in this world. Gu Mengrou, a fitness streamer, is stunned. Have you ever seen a centenarian stride around like he owns the place? Doing a hundred push-ups on one finger without even breaking a sweat, and with an eight-pack to boot? “Streamer, move aside! I want to see Grandpa do the splits!” “A badass old man needs no explanation!” “You 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 Cancer Is Nothing, I Can Control Illness Demons 癌症算什么，我能控制病魔 [Divine doctor + comedy + urban life + reborn + absurd humor] As a practitioner of Chinese medicine, what's wrong with my unconventional approach to treating illness? I'm Chen Changsheng, after all! Stubborn athlete's foot? To me, it's just a bunch of demonic maggots. Stubborn gout? To me, it's just a swarm of demonic ants. Arthritis that can't be cured? To me, it's a bunch of rove beetle demons. Psoriasis that can't be cured? To me, it's a bunch of silver demon cockroaches. Leukemia? Parkinson' 5Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 44 I’m Contestant No. 1 on a Dating Show for Seniors 我是老年相亲节目1号女嘉宾 Silver-Haired Romance + CEO Romance + Marrying into a Wealthy Family The System was getting impatient. “Your first mission: take over the original host’s life and find yourself a partner!” “What? Find a partner? I’m still single myself! Where am I supposed to find her one?” Bai Fei unexpectedly got a System and had no choice but to drag his fifty-year-old body onto a senior matchmaking show. Shocking! The world of seniors was nothing like he’d imagined. Turns out he’d been far too conservative! 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 A Level-Capped Seventy-Year-Old: The Nation Urges Me to Obey the Law! 七十岁满级大爷，国家劝我守法！ [At seventy, I do whatever I want] [A heart attack is the mildest illness I've got] [We're all doing our best to stay alive] [Take it up with the Elderly Protection Law!] [Which do you think will arrive first, the verdict or my death notice?] Wang Jianguo transmigrates to Blue Star. He becomes a lonely old man who has just turned seventy. The mildest illness in his entire body is a heart attack. Just as he is about to get a fresh start the moment he transmigrates, he awakens the [Money-Making Sy 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 Great Tang: A Hundred-Year-Old Man Kicks Li Shimin Away from the Start 大唐：百岁老人，开局踢飞李世民 After transmigrating, Su Yan lived for decades and became a hundred-year-old man. Just then, he bound himself to a choice-based System. But after he claimed the beginner's gift pack, the System vanished without a trace, until one day... [Someone is mistreating sweet potatoes. Host, make your choice.] [Choice One: Turn a blind eye. Reward: Master-level cooking skills.] [Choice Two: Stop them and teach them a lesson. Reward: King-level combat power.] What choice is there to make? But who could hav —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 An 80-Year-Old Man Is Sent to a Nursing Home, Sneaks Out to Dance in the Square, and Leaves His Children Fuming and Full of Regret 80岁大爷被送养老院，溜去跳广场舞，儿女怒骂后后悔了 An 80-year-old man is sent to a nursing home, but sneaks out to dance in the square. His children berate him, then regret it. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 Livestream: At Eighty, I Awaken the Ultimate System 直播：八十岁觉醒极限系统 At eighty, Li Changsheng finally activated his System. Who would have guessed it was a system for extreme-sports challenges? He was so excited that tears streamed down his aged face. Beside the hospital bed, Li Musi looked at her frail, emaciated grandfather and choked out, “Grandpa, do you... do you have any last wishes?” “Quick, help me up. I want to fly across the sky!” And so, the world’s first high-altitude flyer was born. “Granddaughter, I also want to... climb a mountain with my bare hand —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 It's My 80th Birthday, and the System Wants Me to Save the World 刚八十大寿，系统要我拯救世界 From the start, he transmigrates into the body of a frail old man, and his wealthy son is throwing him an eightieth birthday party? Ye Tian is completely baffled! Luckily, the System shows up, and Ye Tian can finally relax. Except... Why does the System say the whole world is about to undergo a transformation, and that he has to save it? From then on, dressed in a sleeveless undershirt, wearing bean-toe shoes, and armed with a toy water gun, he goes around fighting monsters! He fights monsters, 37Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 I'm 80, and I've Got a Romance System! 80岁，来了个恋爱系统！ Lu Yu died in a car accident, and his soul transferred into the body of an eighty-year-old man with no family to support him, who was on the brink of death... He even awakened a System... But... This System... seems... a little... unsavory... 123Reads5.8Score—14d adds
