Sir, You're 80 Years Old, and You Still Get Around!

[Urban][Showbiz][Shenanigans][Daily Life][Lighthearted][Multiple Female Leads] After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhuang Bilin was devastated. From the start, he’d become a decrepit eighty-year-old man, lying on his bed on the verge of death while everyone in the village waited for the funeral banquet. What? He’d gone straight from thirty to eighty? He’d skipped nearly fifty years of detours! But after astonishing everyone just before he died, Zhuang Bilin successfully unlocked the Old Man’s Life-Extending System. As long as he surprised people, he’d earn Surprise Points. To stay alive, and to make his mark in this parallel world, Zhuang Bilin started stirring things up. My tenant, Su Wanqing, was the heiress to the wealthy Su family. She’d started a business to compete for the next generation’s family inheritance, only to be sabotaged by her cousin. But Landlord Uncle Zhuang did something like that to save me… It was hard to accept, but for some reason, I slowly started to enjoy it. My tenant, Ye Sisi, dreamed of becoming a singer adored by millions, but reality was just too harsh! Then she discovered that Landlord Uncle Zhuang could write lyrics and compose music. And somehow, every song seemed tailor-made just for her. Uncle Zhuang, are you a hit-song-making machine? My tenant, Xia Bing, dreamed of becoming a famous online influencer, making big money, eating well, and driving a luxury car. But every livestream only drew a hundred or so viewers, and she could barely afford the rent. That is, until Uncle Zhuang showed up in my livestream… Uncle Zhuang, what are we doing next?