Old Man, You're About to Kick the Bucket. The System Will Take You to a World of Pleasure

Name: Old Man, You're About to Kick the Bucket. The System Will Take You to a World of Pleasure
Author: Lord Minute and Second

老头快噶了，系统带你进花花世界

by Lord Minute and Second (分秒君)

Status: Completed
Length: 229k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Chen Changsheng had a miserable life. A modern-day wage slave, he died suddenly on his way to work and was reborn in another world, where he spent ninety years without a System or any golden finger, as if fate were playing a cruel joke on him. Just as he was about to breathe his last, the System finally showed up, promising to lead him to the pinnacle of life. “Saintess, don’t come any closer! I’m still a virgin!” Fine, fine, I’ll do what you say, all right? If you want to live a long life, you need to have plenty of intimate conversations. Having grasped the true meaning of life, Changsheng gradually makes his way to the top.

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