Da Mimi: How Many Kidneys Do You Have to Think You Can Date Me?
大幂幂：你有几个肾就想追我？
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 2.1M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
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Synopsis
Other names
- You Came Home for New Year with Yang Mi to Blow Up the Dog Bowl?回乡过年，你带着杨蜜炸狗盆？Alternate title on Fanqie
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7.8kReads · 30 days
2.1MReads · all time
537Shelf adds, last 14 days
8.2Score
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It looks nice, quite warm and inviting. Looking forward to the sequel.
Keep it up! Although there are several like this, I still enjoy watching them; I think they're all pretty good.
The idea of "faking an accident" is quite novel, and the author's concept is excellent. It would be great if these celebrities could really be this down-to-earth.
I lit a cigarette, silently walked to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of ice-cold beer, then went to the kitchen, picked up a cleaver, and asked, "Author, where do you live? Aren't you going to update?"
This book is so wonderful! If only the Lunar New Year were this wonderful in real life. A family reunion, full of joy and harmony? But in the real world, it's so much better. Family members are always fighting and scolding; there's no peace during the Lunar New Year. If you do something wrong, you have to kneel before your ancestors. It's tough. This year, we might not be able to reunite. Are we planning not to go home for the New Year? Author, please keep updating!
It's really good, keep it up! I wouldn't mind if it were ten chapters a day!
Yang Mi is very popular, I hope for a perfect ending.
It's well-written. The protagonist's entertainment projects have some planning, order, and flow, though they seem a bit scattered. Don't write too much about cyberbullying and trolls targeting the protagonist; playing the victim and spreading negative news will only hurt readers. Just focus on making movies and TV shows, acting, or starting an entertainment company to generate capital. Or write novels, compose OSTs and theme songs, and maybe appear on short variety shows when you're bored.
I finished reading "Yang Mi: How Many Kidneys Do You Have to Try to Chase Me?" By [I Don't Want to Play Alone] at 01:40 on December 14, 2025. The book currently has a rating of 8.3. Today is International Children's Television Broadcasting Day.
It looks nice, but there aren't enough of them.