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- 1 What? The Ancestors Saw the Videos I Scrolled Past! 惊,我刷的视频被老祖宗看到了! Xu Keru was a sophomore in college. One day, while hurrying to an early-morning class, she nearly tripped over a rock. Annoyed, she kicked it away, never expecting to kick out a System! After that, the ancestors also gained a clear understanding of how people in later generations lived. Xu Keru: “So this is what it feels like to be an ancient emperor? Wow~” The emperors of every dynasty: “…” The common folk’s eyes lit up. “I never thought I’d get to see this in my lifetime!” “What do you mean, 23Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 2 I Made Videos for the Ancestor, and Somehow Became a Little Rich Lady? 给老祖宗刷视频,刷成了小富婆? After Lin Xinnan is fired, she gets bound to the “Past and Present, China and Beyond” System. All she has to do is watch videos to earn a little money. What she doesn’t know is that while she’s engrossed in videos, her ancestors are already overwhelmed by what they’re seeing... “What’s that thing flying in the sky that can carry people?” “Oh my heavens! That person is lying on the sand without any clothes on!” “How can anyone be called a Southern Little Potato?” “Goodness! Why are they lining up 142Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 Wait, Wasn’t This Supposed to Be About History? The Ancients Start Firing Back 惊?不是讲历史?古人开始输出 [Warning: Lots of history, which can get tedious. There are lessons early on, with little interaction between teachers and students. Later, there are projections, but the ancients don’t react much. Some parts will cover events outside the classroom.] [A learning exercise, not purely a history story for entertainment. Some parts may be one-sided. Some student reactions are based on things found online, so a few lines may not fit their identities.] When projections lit up in the sky, people and em 38Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 Shock! Videos Connect to the Past, Leaving the Ancestors Reeling 惊!视频通古,老祖宗们破大防 [Historical What-Ifs + Short Videos + Livestream + No Romance + Heroine as a Plot Device] Qin Fei, a woman and a modern-day office worker, spent three years working like a beast of burden for her company. Just before she was due for a promotion and raise, someone with connections parachuted into the job. Furious, Qin Fei quit. After spending two months lounging around at home, she decides to write a novel. She opens Douyin for inspiration, unaware that a tiny livestream System has moved into her —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 The Sky Screen Asks: Who Will Be the Next to Have Their Grave Unearthed? 天幕之猜猜下一个被挖坟的会是谁 [No CP. The female protagonist doesn't know that her videos are being broadcast simultaneously to people from every dynasty. As always, the hope is to share some historical information with the ancients, make up for a few historical regrets, and give them a bit of fun.] The ancients gaze up at the sky. Xu Jingjing: “We really admire our ancestors.” The ancients: So happy, so happy. Xu Jingjing: “Our ancestors were truly great.” The ancients: So delighted, so delighted. Xu Jingjing: “We want to d 23Reads5.2Score—14d adds
- 6 Livestreaming to the Ancient World: Tianshui Strikes It Rich 直播通古代,天水赢麻了 [Completed + Livestreaming + Past and Present Connected + On-Screen Comments] Xiaoshan Yue, a small-time blogger from Tianshui, Gansu, never expected her hometown to become famous for its malatang. In March, Tianshui was the hottest place around. So she decided to ride the trend and start livestreaming. But she never imagined her broadcast would connect her with people from somewhere unexpected. Having read plenty of novels, she finally understood: different times and spaces really did exist. Ca 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 I Showed Emperors’ Tombs in Short Videos, and the Ancients Lost It! 刷短视频帝王陵墓,古人破防了! Gu Xunian had no idea that the short videos he watched were being played in ancient times. He came across a video about ancient tombs. Qin Shi Huang wept: “All my burial treasures have been dug up!” Cao Cao: “Where are the Imperial Guards? They’ve found the First Emperor’s tomb! Hurry and dig it up!” Qin Shi Huang: “You dare dig up my grave? I’ll have you wiped out!” Through the short videos’ explanations, the ancients saw all kinds of things from later generations and learned how history rose 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 I Scroll Through Short Videos, and the Past Five Thousand Years Are at Each Other's Throats 我刷短视频,上下五千年吵翻了 Qian Cheng unexpectedly gets a short-video sharing program. It can broadcast short videos onto the sky screens of every realm throughout the past five thousand years, but Qian Cheng has no idea. Ancient Egypt, ancient Babylon... You name it, it can all be shared. He sends homegrown short videos to the whole world. “What? There are always greater people and higher heavens, but now there are short videos beyond the heavens, too!” “What? Isn’t this cuju? Have we really lost all the ball-playing 92Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 I Asked You to Watch Beauty Videos, but You Watched the Nation's Rejuvenation 让你刷美女视频,你却刷强国复兴 Ye Shu was a wage worker who had pulled an all-nighter, only to get fired by his boss. One day, he downloaded a mysterious app, and the short videos he watched on his phone began livestreaming to the ancient world. He watched [National Day Military Parade] The army, navy, and air force, tanks... Zhuge Liang clutched A Dou and wept bitterly: If only I had this kind of military strength, I could fulfill the late emperor’s dying wish! He watched [Carry on the Martyrs’ Legacy] The great land of Chin 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Livestreaming Short Videos: The Ancients Are Dumbfounded 直播短视频,古人全傻了 [Historical imagination + livestreamed short videos + no CP + male lead is just a tool] Xiao Yang binds himself to a short-video-sharing AI, watching videos that are simultaneously livestreamed to people throughout the dynasties. He watches [The Dawn of the Empire], showcasing his army's might and stunning people of the past. Emperor Qin Shi Huang is consumed with envy: I want to train a divine army like that too! He watches [Pretty Girls Playing Ball]. Cao Cao's eyes narrow to slits: That ball 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Shocking! I Showed Ancient People Videos of Beautiful Women 震惊!我刷美女视频让古人看到了 Shen Yi'an opened the Douyin app, and the short videos playing on his phone were synced to ancient times! They formed a sky screen! Scrolling through [Ten Minutes on Chinese History] From the Xia dynasty to the Qing dynasty, thousands of years passed, and the succession of dynasties was incredibly complex. The First Emperor flew into a rage: My mighty Qin dynasty lasted only two generations? Where are Wang Jian and Meng Tian? Follow me over the Great Wall! We'll strike the Xiongnu right i —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 Watching Videos with the Ancestors and Discussing the World's Hot Topics 和老祖宗一起刷视频共讨天下热点 [Historical What-Ifs]+ [Transmigrate Into a Book and Reveal the Plot]+ [System Binding]+ [No Romance]+ [Watching Videos] Su Qin obtains a treasure System. Videos he watches can be played across multiple dynasties through the System, and emperors from different eras can communicate with one another. Su Qin doesn't believe he could really have a golden finger, so he idly scrolls through videos and catches up on the day's trending news: [A child has been kidnapped, and the family has yet to find th 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 After Watching Short Videos, the Ancestors Lose It 围观短视频后,老祖宗破防 Lin Huan graduated two years ago, but has repeatedly hit roadblocks at work. Then she unexpectedly got a short-video livestream System. All she has to do is watch videos to earn rewards! When the short videos she watches are shared across time and space with every dynasty... Watching [Underwater Dance] People of the past: Is that a fairy? So the Ode to the Goddess of the Luo River was actually a realistic account. Watching [An Ancient Tomb Robbed] Emperors of every dynasty: Outrageous! Who robbe —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 The Videos I Watch Spread Across All Worlds 我刷的视频传遍万界 Xu Tianyi was an overworked young man who stayed up all night binge-watching short videos. Then a miraculous System suddenly awakened in his mind, letting him broadcast videos to the ancestors of the Myriad Worlds. Every video he watched could be seen by the ancestors. Qin Shi Huang: “What? What nonsense are you talking about? My Great Qin has fallen?” Cao Cao: “What? Sima Yi seized my family’s empire? Guards, chop Sima Yi down!” Li Yuan: “What do I do? What do I do? I’m panicking. My son wants —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Short Videos Connect the Dynasties, and the First Emperor of Qin Is Shook from the Start! 短视频通万朝,开局秦始皇破防! (Ancient figures + history + wild imagination + protagonist is just a tool) (The videos he scrolls through are purely historical shorts!) (Historic highlights + “What if you were a great figure from history,” such as a poet or eminent official + dynastic anecdotes, whatever you want to see, I’ve got it all! + historical retrospectives!) (Important: These are all parallel timelines, so changes in one era will not affect any other era!) Zhao Ping had no idea that the short videos he watched were b 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 I'm Hooked on Crazy Short Videos, Watching the Mad Ancestors! 刷疯短视频,看疯老祖宗! There are far too many unsolved mysteries in this world. For instance, Shen Gao took a tumble and ended up with a System. After his initial shock, he was overcome with boundless delight! “System, System, do you need me to bring works from some parallel world and make it big in showbiz?” System: [No, I’m...] Shen Gao exclaimed excitedly, “Then if I do missions, can I get amazing criminal-investigation skills and become the next Li Changyu?” System: [No, actually, I’m...] Shen Gao tried again. “Th 44Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 A Look Back at History's Greatest Moments: The Ancestors Are Shaken 盘点历史名场面,老祖宗们破防了 No romance + historical what-if + protagonist as a plot device Su Rui is a recent history graduate who can’t find a job, so he starts livestreaming historical commentary online. (The protagonist’s livestreams and the videos he watches are projected onto the sky screen.) This story features serious historical commentary, funny short videos, videos about the founding of modern nations, as well as historical gossip and rumors. Zhuge Liang: “This Tiger tank is a fine piece of equipment. Give me a hu 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 Livestreaming the Chinese Defense War to the Ancient World 给古代直播华夏保卫战 While carrying out a mission, Luo Xuanlin and Leng Lingxi accidentally wandered into the Great Yue Kingdom. After helping Prince Chen, Sima Yuechen, survive the brutal struggle for the throne, Xuanlin endured schemes, betrayal, and neglect. She unexpectedly awakened a System called Ancient and Modern Livestreaming, then returned to the modern era with her best friend. By then, Huaxia was in the midst of an unprecedented catastrophe. The Heavenly Dao had fallen, and the seven great families to wh 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 My Livestream Connects to Ancient Times, and the Emperors’ Personas Are Falling Apart 我的直播间通古代,皇帝人设崩了 Su Ming was a history blogger on a short-video platform. Unable to pay his rent, he had no choice but to start livestreaming. To his surprise, his livestream appeared before the emperors of every dynasty in ancient China. Li Shimin couldn't help posting a comment: "Streamer, could you evaluate Li Shimin's merits and faults?" When Su Ming talked about Li Shimin's achievements, Li Shimin felt on top of the world, and virtual Carnival gifts flooded the screen. But when Su Ming brought up the danger 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Short Videos Through Time: Keeping the Ancients Hooked All Day 短视频通古代,硬控古人一整天 Ye Feng downloaded the Myriad Worlds Livestream app. His short videos were livestreamed to ancient times, and he could earn cash rewards just by watching them. Watching “The Dragon King Returns” “Your ten-year term is up. Qing Jun, return to your post!” Qin Shi Huang: “Why hasn’t he started showing off yet? I’m dying of impatience!” Tang Sanzang: “I really want to go in there and tear their mouths off! Amitabha, what a sin, what a sin.” Watching “The Peerless Heavenly Emperor” The Heavenly Emper 74Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 A Sky Screen Livestream to Make Up for Past Regrets 天幕直播,弥补意难平 [Female lead, no romance, historical livestream] Zhao Yu accidentally obtained a livestream System from the stars, System 2312. The System told her that she could convert the emotions of her viewers into energy by livestreaming, and exchange that energy for money or have her wishes granted. But Zhao Yu, whose family owned a home slated for demolition, wasn't short on money. She had a happy family and no regrets, and she wasn't interested in livestreaming, so she planned to politely decline. Seei 3Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 22 Livestream: Introducing Natural Disasters to the Dynasties 直播:从天灾开始向各朝科普 [Livestream + System + No Romance + Natural Disasters + History + Anime] The heroine, Qiao Ziqin, is a cheerful college sophomore, everyone's favorite girl. The people of every dynasty are fed up and full of complaints. One evening, something calling itself a Telekinesis System suddenly descends from the sky, claiming it has come to save them. Whenever Qiao Ziqin watches videos, people from every dynasty can see them on a livestream, though she has no idea. The ancestors all sit in a row, waitin 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Videos Connect to Every Dynasty, Leaving All the Ancestors Depressed! 视频通万朝,老祖宗集体致郁! Transmigrated to a parallel world. Qin Lang accidentally activated the Myriad Realms Video app. His phone connected to every dynasty, sharing its screen with people throughout history. Watching makeup videos of beautiful women made the First Emperor of the Ages get hard twice in a row. Watching the Three Kingdoms exposed explosive scandals about the Liu, Cao, and Sun families. Watching the Ming Dynasty nearly made Zhu Yuanzhang chop off Zhu Di's head. Watching Emperor Wu of Han almost led Huo Qu 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 I Lay Flat and Became a Sensation Among Ancient Big Shots 躺平后,我爆红古代大佬圈 [Historical What-Ifs + Fun Livestreams] Su Mo, an office worker whose only hobby was watching short videos, never imagined she'd suddenly obtain a sky screen System. And she certainly never imagined the sky screen System would broadcast the short videos she watched to every dynasty... The dynasties immediately erupted into a frenzy... “King Zhou and Daji's Bet”, Di Xin: What is a pool of wine and a forest of meat? And what is the punishment of roasting someone alive? Also, who is this King Zhou? 16Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 The System's Mission: Livestreaming Across Time to Complete the Journey 系统任务直播通古完成记 After college student Xu Yiheng is selected by the System, she is assigned a livestreaming mission to connect with the past. These are parallel timelines, so changes in one timeline do not affect the others. However, each timeline is set up with a projected future, a virtual storyline that matches the timeline the protagonist is in. The protagonist’s livestream alerts the people in the past, causing events to diverge from the projected storyline and allowing some historical regrets to be remedie —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 26 The Ancestors Watch Videos With Me From Start to Finish 老祖宗陪我一起刷遍视频 The heroine is just a tool from beginning to end, and never even learns that the System exists. What kind of System plays a dynasty song, starts introducing the emperors, then runs off on some errand and leaves itself running in someone else’s background? Turns out it’s System 444! The dynasties are gripped by fear of a change in dynasties, but who could have guessed that the next video wouldn’t be serious at all? Girl-group dances, comedy clips, food… They get the whole lot. The dynasties 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 The Sky Screen Reviews and Compares Past and Present 天幕盘点,对比古今 This isn't just a sky screen roundup. There'll be more everyday comparisons between ancient and modern times. I also write slowly: four hours per chapter, and it took me twenty-five days to reach 80,000 words. Forget the synopsis! I'm honestly too lazy to come up with one. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 Scrolling Videos for the Ancient World: Total Chaos 刷视频通古代,乱套了 Luo Yuntian transmigrates to a parallel world. His phone’s screen mirroring turns out to be visible to people of the past. [Scrolling past pole dancing] Emperors throughout the ages: “Go find us a smooth pole like that, hurry, hurry! And that thing in the video called thigh-highs and white stockings, bring them here at once!” [Scrolling past the Forbidden City] Kangxi: “How dare they! This is the Forbidden City! How can just anyone go inside?” Qianlong: “What? The Qing dynasty fell? You have to —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 The Ancients Can See My Videos, and Wu Song and Qin Shi Huang Are Panicking 刷视频古人可见,武松秦始皇急了 People from ancient times can see the videos + they transmigrate to the modern world + lighthearted comedy Li Yiyuan downloaded a short-video app, and people from ancient times could actually see the videos he watched. When people from the past liked a video, Li Yiyuan earned money. If someone transmigrated to his world after seeing a video, he received 100,000 yuan. If he could keep them there for a day, he got an extra 30,000 yuan, for up to three days. However, there was a catch: after three 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 Watching Short Videos with Emperors Across the Ages 与百世帝王一起刷短视频 [Historical What-Ifs + Livestreaming + Historical Mysteries + Character Interactions + Lots of Feel-Good Moments] As Li Feifei scrolls through short videos, she has no idea that emperors, ministers, and the Hundred Schools from different points in time are watching the suddenly appeared sky screen, their feelings all mixed up... As figures from dynasties past comment on the short videos, they can do more than just interact through conversation: they can also enter various instances... For all et —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 Live Across the Myriad Worlds: Ancient Sages Help Me Cram for Exams 万界直播:古人一起陪我刷题补课 [Livestreams, lessons, study, and videos for people in ancient times, no romance] Su Yue, a high school senior, obtains a livestream System and studies on camera every day. But as more and more viewers flood into her stream, the comments take a sudden turn. “Goddess, are you saying Qin Shi Huang was the greatest emperor of all time? And that he died from taking elixirs? The elixirs were poisonous?” The next day, all the alchemists were executed. “Goddess, are you saying our Great Han dynasty wil 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 Short Videos Can Make You Successful, Too! 刷短视频也能成就人生! After a lifetime of being a good-for-nothing, Zhang Tianyu awakens from a dream with the superpower to earn skill points by watching videos. Talk about money falling from the sky while you sit at home! All he has to do is watch videos every day to gain all kinds of abilities. Becoming rich is just a matter of time. But when the money starts pouring in, he finds he can't feel the happiness he'd always dreamed of. Gradually, he realizes what his superpower is truly for. Now that he has extraordina —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 The Short Videos I Watch Leave the Ancients Stunned! 我刷的短视频,古人全都看呆了! Su Long downloaded a miraculous app, and the short videos he watched on his phone were broadcast live to the ancient world. Watching [The Excavation Site of Qin Shi Huang's Terracotta Warriors] Now that's a secure job! Are they still looking for diggers? The First Emperor flew into a rage: “You! You have gone too far! I'll have all nine generations of your families executed!” Watching [Beautiful Women Dancing in Black Stockings] Ooh, ooh! I finally got to experience the emperor's kind of fu 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 Scrolling Short Videos Through the Ages, Leaving the Ancestors Speechless 刷短视频通古代,老祖宗们破防了 The short videos Zhao Chen watched were broadcast live to ancient times. The ancestors took turns getting their minds blown. Scrolling through [Unofficial History] Wu Cheng'en: What? They turned my coffin lid into a school desk? Comments: Unofficial history is the best, there's juicy gossip everywhere! Scrolling through [Country Cooking Livestream] Chen Sheng and Wu Guang: If we'd had food like this, why would we have started a rebellion? Comments: Love this everyday, down-to-earth vibe! Scrolli 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 History Through Videos: From the Start, a Rundown of History’s Funniest Emperors 视频通历史,开局盘点搞笑皇帝 (Lighthearted comedy + stand-up comedy + historical retrospectives) Ma Hou Pao, a postdoctoral researcher in history at Claydon University, transmigrates to a wondrous continent built around five thousand years of Chinese history. A sky screen hangs above this continent, just like a livestream, and even the ancients speak in the language of modern stand-up comedy! After being duped by the System, Ma Hou Pao becomes a host who reviews history through stand-up comedy. The System livestreams videos 42Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 Videos Reach Through History: Roasting Emperors Until They Cry and Their Ancestors Lose It 视频通历史:怼哭帝王,祖宗破防 [The protagonist is just a tool, editing videos that push historical figures over the edge and give them high blood pressure] China had more than 400 emperors, but only 25 properly succeeded to the throne as the legitimate eldest son. Apart from the Han dynasty, no founding ruler of any other dynasty passed the throne to his legitimate eldest son. Qin Shi Huang: There were other dynasties? Li Shimin: I’m ashamed. I killed my father’s legitimate eldest son, and deposed my own. Zhu Yuanzhang and —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 Ancients: Who Says I've Never Seen a Movie? 古人:谁说我没看过电影 Movies livestreamed across myriad realms. The female lead and the System are just tool characters, appearing at most four or five times. The images in the films somehow pierce the barrier of time, crossing a thousand years to spread the magic of cinema to every dynasty of ancient times. From the bustling Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, to the magnificent Great Wall of the Ming Dynasty; from the lively alleys of the Song Dynasty, to the Forbidden City of the Qing Dynasty, films become a bridge conn —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 Livestreaming History: Shocking Zheng Ge from the Start 直播历史,开局震惊政哥了 [Livestreaming historical short videos, our ancestors watch me scroll through videos, male-oriented, for fun] Just for fun. The short videos are random, sometimes featuring Wangchuan, sometimes scenes from TV dramas. 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 Livestream: Teaching History to the Dynasties of the Past 直播:给历朝历代讲历史 If your livestream could reach back to ancient times, what would you do? Would you explain history and rewrite the humiliations of the modern era for your ancestors, or save those people history left with unfulfilled regrets? Would you teach your ancestors modern knowledge or promote literacy? Stay tuned to see how history changes. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 Ancients Conquer the Universe by Watching Me Scroll Through Videos 古人靠看我刷视频称霸宇宙 Li Wenyu is bored at home, scrolling through videos, when she accidentally awakens a video-scrolling System. As long as she watches videos, she can earn cash. What she doesn’t know is that every dynasty can see the videos she watches. Zhu Yuanzhang, holding an AK, says “Amitabha” as he loads a fresh magazine. “Big brother, this Lamborghini is so fast! It’s even faster than Second Brother’s Red Hare.” “Zilong, help me! I must fight Optimus Prime for another three hundred rounds!” “The Trisol —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 I Watch Beauty Short Videos, and the Myriad Worlds Are Losing Their Minds 我刷美女短视频,诸天万界都麻了 [Comedy + feel-good power fantasy + transmigration + chat group + livestream + myriad worlds] Fang Xiaokun’s phone connects to all the worlds, and he livestreams China’s first crewed moon landing. When the astronaut says, “If the enemy can come, so can I,” the myriad worlds erupt! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 Videos Connect the Past and Present: I Become a God by Watching Them 视频通古代:我刷视频证道成神 Yi Ming obtained the sky screen projection System. He thought all he had to do was scroll on his phone, but it turned out he also had to gather destiny to prove himself and become a god. He thought gathering destiny to become a god was all there was to it, but it turned out he also had to wage war across the myriad worlds. He thought warring across the myriad worlds was all there was to it, but it turned out Heaven had its own schemes. He thought Heaven's schemes were all there was to it, but it 211Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 I Just Started a Livestream, So Why Are the Ancients All Losing It? 我就放个直播,怎么古人都破防了 Li Ming transmigrates to another world and only wants to livestream history. He never expects his livestream to be broadcast into parallel timelines. The rulers of every era, from the Qin and Han dynasties to the Three Kingdoms, ponder as they watch the screen before them. Emperor Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng: “I unified the world, and yet it fell in just two generations?!” Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: “Huo Guang, first among the heroes of the Qilin Pavilion, explain to me what it means to depose an 944Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 44 A Historical Roll Call: Fu Hao from the Start, Shocking Every Dynasty 盘点:开局妇好,震惊各朝 [System] + [No Romance] + [Women in History] + [Making Up for Regrets] + [Lighthearted] Throughout China's glorious history, many men have made their mark, but women have also earned their place in the historical record. What changes might history undergo when the System presents these remarkable women to people from every dynasty? (I've read lots of historical livestream stories, and they tend to feature the same popular figures over and over. Very few focus on women, or cover many of them, so 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 The Three-Needle Sci-Fi Star Goes Totally Off the Rails 沙雕三针科星后就爱点癫的 There was once a little tailor who killed seven flies with a single blow. He embroidered the words “Killed seven with one blow” on his belt and wore it around, boasting to everyone. One day, he decided to leave the tailor shop and seek his fortune in the wider world. After a long journey, he came to a great mountain and saw a huge cave on its slopes. A sign stood at its entrance, reading: “Whoever can kill seven giants with a single blow may marry the princess.” The little tailor thought, “Why, 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 History Livestream: Ancestors, My Bookshop Is Completely Sold Out! 历史直播:祖宗!我的书店都空啦 Interdimensional Sales: Books Content warning: The setup requires introducing a book before it can be listed for sale, and the female lead is basically a tool for the plot. Most of the story is told through comments, which reveal more information. Qin Shi Huang: I know my line died out. Do you know? Emperor Wu of Han: I know my tomb was robbed. Do you know? Emperor Taizong of Tang: I know when I died. Do you know? 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 Livestream: Absurd Tales from History Shatter the Ancients' Worldview 直播:荒诞野史震碎古人三观 Zhou Yu: “What? I actually died because I suffocated when the peepholes in my coffin were blocked?” Cao Cao: “What? I’m actually a woman? I like young wives because my periods are irregular?” Zulong: “What? I’m Lü Buwei’s son? Impossible, absolutely impossible!” Liu Shan: “No wonder Dad dropped me. It turns out I’m Cao Cao’s son.” As Zhao Shanhe livestreamed, one absurd piece of unofficial history after another spread far and wide. The ancients cried out in unison: “We’re begging you, streamer, 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 Across the Myriad Worlds, I Deliver Gifts to the Ancestors 诸天万界之我给老祖宗送东西 [Historical Livestream Videos + Entertainment + No CP + Sci-Fi Technology] Bodhi was an ordinary content creator. By chance, her livestream appeared throughout the Myriad Worlds. After one video after another, she finally passed the System's review. When Bodhi learned about the System, she was stunned. Her embarrassing past was out there... Either you explode in silence, or you go crazy in silence. In the end, Bodhi decided they might as well hurt each other in silence. How was it her fault? It 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 My Short Videos Change the Ancients' Fates! 我刷短视频,古人改变命运! Yang Burang was scavenging for food when he awakened the “Happiness” System. He could extend his life just by lying down and scrolling through short videos?! And the videos could be seen by people from ancient times?! … He watches [A Tour of the Best Local Dishes!] Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng: “Meat every day?! No wonder Great Qin is still thriving ten thousand generations later… What?! My Great Qin fell after just two generations?!” Master Dongpo, Su Shi: “You have excellent taste! My Dongpo pork 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 Shocking! The Ancestors Can See the Videos I Scroll Through 震惊!老祖宗能看到我刷的视频 The emperors of every dynasty are shocked to discover that they can watch videos of my show. First Emperor: What? My Great Qin only lasts two generations? Someone, behead Hu Hai and Zhao Gao! Li Yuan: I’m freaking out. My son is forcing me to become the Retired Emperor. Please help, I’m freaking out! Zhu Yuanzhang: Fourth son, explain what this Yongle Emperor business is all about! Zhu Di: What a fine grandson! How about we only have one child? Let’s not have a second. The great clans: Huang, do 6Reads—Score—14d adds

















































