Ancients Conquer the Universe by Watching Me Scroll Through Videos

Li Wenyu is bored at home, scrolling through videos, when she accidentally awakens a video-scrolling System. As long as she watches videos, she can earn cash. What she doesn’t know is that every dynasty can see the videos she watches. Zhu Yuanzhang, holding an AK, says “Amitabha” as he loads a fresh magazine. “Big brother, this Lamborghini is so fast! It’s even faster than Second Brother’s Red Hare.” “Zilong, help me! I must fight Optimus Prime for another three hundred rounds!” “The Trisolarans are no good either. They can’t even crack the two-dimensional foil. Di Renjie, show them how it’s done.” … Every plot in this book is entirely original. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. (This is an alternate history. Please don’t take it seriously.)