Yang Burang was scavenging for food when he awakened the “Happiness” System.
He could extend his life just by lying down and scrolling through short videos?! And the videos could be seen by people from ancient times?!
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He watches [A Tour of the Best Local Dishes!]
Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng: “Meat every day?! No wonder Great Qin is still thriving ten thousand generations later… What?! My Great Qin fell after just two generations?!”
Master Dongpo, Su Shi: “You have excellent taste! My Dongpo pork is pretty good, right? Hahaha!”
He watches [Liu Bang Is a Real Villain, Xiang Yu Is a True Hero!]
Xiang Yu, Hegemon-King of Western Chu: “Well said!”
Emperor Gaozu of Han, Liu Bang: “What the *hell* are you talking about?! I'll *kill* you!”
He watches [Ranking the Emperors of Every Dynasty: Who Comes First?!]
Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che: “Who else says I recklessly waged wars?! Who else?!”
Emperor Wu of Wei, Cao Cao: “Sima Yi?! He's asking for death! I'll take care of your wife and children!”
He watches [Was Li Shimin the Governor of Asia?!]
Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin: “Only Asia?! Master Xuanzang, go west and fetch the scriptures!”
He watches [Every Calligraphy Style Teaches You to Conceal Your Brushstrokes, but Slender Gold Script Teaches You to Flaunt Them!]
Emperor Huizong of Song, Zhao Ji: “At last, Heaven understands me~ The Jin army is at the gates?! Summon Zhao Huan! I shall abdicate in his favor!”
Xin Qiji, the Dragon of Song Lyrics: “Who can hear my bold words resounding through the skies?! A man's heart stays iron-hard until death. Watch me mend the rift in the heavens!”
He watches [Zhu Yuanzhang Made His Fortune Selling Hooks]
Emperor Taizu of Ming, Zhu Yuanzhang: “Wipe out his entire clan!”
Emperor Chengzu of Ming, Zhu Di: “Make it ten generations!”
He watches [I Heard It Clearly: It Was Four Characters, But They Meant ‘Execute All the Princes’!]
Emperor Shizong of Qing, the Yongzheng Emperor Aisin Gioro Yinzhen: “Aqina! Seshehei!”
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[Help people from ancient times change their fates, and the System will unlock new features!]
