Novels like One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy
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- 1 I Awaken a Shameless System and Steal the Empress's Lollipop 觉醒缺德系统，抢女帝的棒棒糖 Power fantasy + lighthearted comedy, packed with jokes and memes, invincible from the start, full of subversions and unexpected moves, System, shocking twists, face-slapping, roasting, play the pig to eat the tiger, transmigration, and wild imagination After transmigrating to another world, Bi Xia will do anything, just not anything decent. One day, while helping an old lady cross the street against the light, he accidentally activates the “Unprincipled System.” The more shameless things he doe 35Reads—Score—Shelves
- 2 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.2kReads8.1Score399Shelves
- 3 The Good-for-Nothing Heir Conquers the Three Realms with His Silver Tongue 废柴世子凭嘴炮，称霸三界 [System] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [Ancient Setting] + [Scheming] The Good-for-Nothing Heir Conquers the Three Realms with Trash Talk Core premise: Lin Chen, a burned-out office worker from Earth, dies suddenly and transmigrates into the good-for-nothing heir of the Prince of Jing’an’s estate in the Great Xia Dynasty. He binds himself to the ancient divine beast Taotie, Devourer of Heaven, who wears pink floral underpants and loves making snide remarks. He unlocks the “Trash-Talk-to-Get-Strong S 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 4 After Making It in the Underworld, I Became a Gig Worker Between Yin and Yang 地府上岸后我成了阴阳两届打工人 Just got my results / Strong female lead / Urban fantasy / Wild imagination / Wacky comedy / Episodic / Workplace / Supernatural mystery / Yin-Yang Eyes / Underworld / Civil service exams / Funny / Daily life / Metaphysics Su Ran took the civil service exam for three years and finally made it through. Her office was a little out of the way: the Underworld’s Human Realm Affairs Office. On her first day, Director Bai Wuchang sent her an offer letter using fifty reaction images. In her first week, 163Reads8.4Score—Shelves
- 5 I Just Want to Take It Easy, but I'm Forced to Work in Another World! 只想摆烂的我，在异界被迫营业！ Good news! I just started college, and I got a golden finger! Bad news! The System is gone, and I’m not even human! … [I, Shen Zhixing, an orphan who just got into college] On my first day reporting to college, the Perfect Life System bound itself to me. Just as I thought my hardships were finally over and I was about to reach the peak of my life… I transmigrated into a panda, and then someone freaking captured me… [I, Xia Xinyue, a genius who awakened the talent to tame beasts] As the heir to t 19Reads—Score—Shelves
- 6 What? My Master Put "Cultivation Furnace" as My Contact Name 惊了，师尊给我的备注居然是炉鼎 [Lighthearted, hilarious, everyday antics, shamelessly cheeky, perfect for killing time. Just enjoy the power trip!] An accident sent Su Hua to the Immortal Spirit Realm, where he became a disciple of the Tianshui Sect. One day, he suddenly noticed golden labels glowing above many people's heads. After looking into it, he discovered that the labels were what other people secretly thought of him. Senior Sister Lin's label for him was [Want to kiss him]. Senior Brother Li's was [Scapegoat]. His be 83Reads8.6Score—Shelves
- 7 The System Gave Me Bad Luck, but I’m Thriving Anyway 系统赋予霉运，我却风生水起 [Lighthearted comedy + wild fantasy + System + snark + transmigration + a bit of villainy] College student Li Pai falls asleep during an eight-a.m. lecture and transmigrates to another world. Tricked by the shady Lao Liu System and bound to bad luck, he begins an unconventional path to immortality. What Li Pai never expected was that, despite having a bad-luck System, he would somehow thrive. Want to fight me? Your Nascent Soul cultivation drops to Golden Core! At the auction, high-tier magic ar 26Reads—Score—Shelves
- 8 Shocking: Run! The Sword-and-Dog Duo Is Back! 震惊：快跑啊！剑狗组合又来啦！ [System + Comedy + transmigration + Xuanhuan + Ridiculous Shenanigans + A Hilarious Pet!!] Chen Jian transmigrates to a cultivation continent and meets a little dirt dog that claims to be a Qilin. The man and dog set off to take revenge and bring an important person back to life. Together, they embark on an entertaining journey. Robbing ancestral graves, stealing treasure vaults, running scams, seizing family assets, and tricking innocent young women into falling for them... The pair make a 17.8kReads8.7Score1.4kShelves
- 9 Transmigrate into a Fantasy World: I Slay My Way Through the Heavens from Good-for-Nothing to Legend 穿越玄幻：我从废柴杀穿诸天 (Comedy, punchlines, and a goofy cast, all in a lighthearted and cheerful story. I'm just starting out as a novelist, so I'd be very grateful if you could leave me your valuable feedback. And if you could spare a moment to rate the book, I'd be much obliged! Many thanks! Many thanks! Many thanks!!!) Lin Feng, a 996 wage slave from the 21st century, transmigrates to another world at the worst possible moment. In his past life, he bowed his head and toiled through life's hardships. In this life, h 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 10 This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人，要我喊爸爸 Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv 46Reads—Score—Shelves
- 11 The Fake Junior Uncle 冒牌小师叔 [Shameless + no decorum + absolutely no limits] A nobody with the combat skills of a weakling impersonates a peerless prodigy, joins a sect, and even becomes the junior martial uncle everyone admires! The sect’s bigwigs practically put my shoes on for me. The sect’s geniuses all bow at my feet. Even the beautiful senior sister’s pomegranate skirt is at my disposal… Ahem. About all this, the swaggering Ning Xie has just one thing to say: Pretending to be a prodigy is freaking exhausting! 2.8kReads8.1Score183Shelves
- 12 Daoist Friend, Your Fortune Is Meant for Me 道友，你的机缘与我有缘 Lin Yao, a modern-day office drone, gets hit by a car one day and transmigrates into an old-school cultivation romance full of angst. The good news: she rolls a Chaos Spiritual Root right off the bat. The bad news: it came from getting struck by lightning. The even worse news: the System ran off from the start… In this cultivation-novel world, where Qi Refining cultivators are as common as hairs, Foundation Establishment cultivators are everywhere, and Golden Core and Nascent Soul cultivators ar 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 13 The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队 What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F 57Reads—Score—Shelves
- 14 Invincible! Be the Most Shameless, Take the Most Brutal Beating! 无敌！做最贱的人，抗最毒的打！ [System]+ [Immortality]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Modern city]+ [Cultivation world] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the talent: Immortal Body!] Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect: You shameless thief! How dare you peep at me while I was bathing? Prepare to die! [Ding! The Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect's emotional value has exceeded its limit. She is going berserk. Her attacks now inflict the status effect “Lavish Spending.”] [Ding! Hit by the Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Se 202Reads—Score—Shelves
- 15 I Think There Might Be Something Wrong with My Brain 我脑子好像有点问题 [Urban Slice of Life] + [Lighthearted] + [Wicked Humor] + [System] + [School Life] (This book is all about relaxing and enjoying yourself. Feel free to set your brain aside and enjoy the read.) Chen Cheng gets stabbed more than a dozen times! At first, he thinks it was just an accident. But after he encounters one bizarre incident after another, he begins to suspect there's something in his home that shouldn't be there... From then on, his life grows increasingly mysterious... It all began the n 37Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 16 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 17 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 752Reads7.2Score103Shelves
- 18 Hilarious: Someone Please Keep Him in Check! I Can't Stop Laughing 爆笑：来个人管管他吧！笑不活了 Chu Jian. He transmigrated to a parallel world! He became the younger brother of superstar Yang Mi and was brought into the entertainment industry, but with nothing going for him but his looks, he hadn't gotten a single gig in six months. He earned only 3,000 yuan a month in base pay, which was less than he could make working in a factory... Just as he finally couldn't take it anymore and confronted Yang Mi, a sudden ding rang in his head. [Host detected. Livestream Challenge System binding begi 41Reads—Score—Shelves
- 19 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.2kReads—Score100Shelves
- 20 Hundredfold Returns: My Deadbeat System Can Lie Flat 百倍返还：我的冤种系统能躺平 My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 21 If You Can Have Jiahao, Then So Can I! 许你嘉豪，就许我嘉豪！ I'm Wang Jiahao, a forty-year-old old man. One day, I woke up to find that my soul had somehow ended up in the body of a college student named Ouyang Jiahao. I'm a failed, greasy, bald, ugly, short nobody, and now I have a young, handsome, well-educated body. Isn't this Heaven giving me a second chance? I thought I was the chosen one, but it turns out there's a second Jiahao right by my side! If you get to be Jiahao, then so do I. When it comes to being Jiahao, I'm even more Jiahao than you! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 22 A Ghostly Performance, a Sensation Among the Living 阴间演出，阳间爆火 [Comedy]+ [Funeral Mourner] I inherited my mother's job as a professional funeral mourner. I thought the job was just about wailing at funerals to set the mood. Then a big client came to me and asked me to cry like I was in The Phantom of the Opera, preferably with a bit of a rap beat. I gritted my teeth and went for it. At the funeral, all the guests whipped out their phones to film me singing, “Phantom~ ah~~ dancing on my grave, yeah yeah~~” The next day, I became famous, in a way I'd never ex 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 23 I Conquered the Cultivation World by Watching Ads 我靠看广告称霸修仙世界 This story features silly humor, a lighthearted and comedic tone, cultivation, a System, a golden finger, farming, and an ensemble cast. If that's not your thing, this isn't for you. When a master con artist transmigrates to another world of cultivation and binds himself to an advertising System, he meets an inexperienced female cultivator, a kindhearted buddy, a resourceful subordinate, an energetic and quick-witted sect maiden, and a dazed old monk. What kind of unconventional cultivation adve 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 24 What? You Want Me to Go to Heaven and Find a Fairy Wife? 什么？让我上天找个仙子当媳妇 [Scheming, devious, shameless, anything but innocent, a sly old fox, stealthily growing stronger, genius, ridiculously powerful, maybe funny, a little outrageous, utterly unserious] Why does the underwear of Shushan’s tens of thousands of female disciples keep disappearing? Why does Shushan’s Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken shriek in the middle of the night? Why do Shushan’s elixirs and spirit herbs keep getting stolen…? When Zhang Yu, Shushan’s laziest, most useless, most infuriatingly crafty, opp 4.9kReads8.1Score437Shelves
- 25 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 24Reads—Score—Shelves
- 26 Shameless! Two Liang 无耻！二两 From the start, he’s streaking across a desolate mountain! Lin Erliang awakens the Old Sixth Ambush System. Following the righteous path to cultivation means certain death; only underhanded ambushes can make him invincible! A brick to strike down prodigies, a sack to tie up sages! A thousand years of death to shatter their resolve, underhanded arts to subdue ten thousand sects! While others play fair, he specializes in sneak attacks! While others cultivate the Great Way, he cultivates shameles 1.3kReads—Score145Shelves
- 27 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 28 Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录 In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 29 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 58Reads9.1Score—Shelves
- 30 The Supreme Trash Talker 嘴炮至尊 The Mouthy Supreme is a hilarious xianxia novel. From the start, Chen Pi, a streetwise hoodlum, swallows the Nine-Aperture Stone, a divine artifact for cursing people, and turns the human world upside down with his tongue: he scams people out of flatbreads, blows up a sewage truck, and curses a captain of the guards unconscious, earning himself the nickname “Even Dogs Hate Him.” Burdened with a debt of affection sealed by candied hawthorns, he becomes a disciple and founds the Mouth Cannon Sect. 39Reads—Score—Shelves
- 31 Cultivation: My Wife Explodes 修仙：我的老婆会爆炸 [Inner Monologue Style]+ [No System]+ [Underdog Makes a Comeback]+ [Comedy]+ [Face-Slapping]+ [A Cheeky Jerk] A farmhand? A servant? A sect wiped out? Forced marriage? A half-faced ghost tricking someone into marriage? A dual-cultivation wife exploding? No, no, no! When it comes to face-slapping, we mean it literally. When we run into injustice, we really curse people out. Literally. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 32 The Ultimate Comedy System 最强搞笑系统 A quirky System that asks you to guess a girl’s underwear color without using nouns... “System, if the policewoman catches you streaking, choose one of two ways to defend yourself: One, Sage Mode, make her understand you have your reasons; Two, admit you’re a pervert...” Tasks like these are driving Ou He to the brink of madness. But because of the mistakes he made in the past, this man, who was already very “serious,” has no choice but to force himself to become funny. 22Reads5.9Score—Shelves
- 33 Livestream: I’m a Terminally Ill Lone Wolf, So Why Should I Indulge You? 直播：我绝症孤狼，为啥惯着你？ Lin Che woke up in the Xia Kingdom on Blue Star and was diagnosed on the spot with terminal cancer. With his life on a three-day countdown, he never expected to awaken the Livestream Experience System. By experiencing different identities and earning the approval of his livestream audience, he could extend his life. What should I do if I deliver food and a customer won't answer the phone, makes unreasonable demands, and asks for ten times the price in compensation? I go right up and slap them ov 1.8kReads8.8Score209Shelves
- 34 I’m Incomprehensible 我深不可测 A good-for-nothing office drone unexpectedly awakens the “Four Keeps” superpower: always leave yourself an out, hold back a little when you speak, keep a backup plan, and don't use up all your good fortune. He only wants to keep his head down and slack off, but the entire company mistakes him for a profound master. Thus begins his hilarious, forced rise to success. Li Buyi originally just wanted to keep being useless, but he discovers that the more he “holds back,” the more absurd things get: · 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 35 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score103Shelves
- 36 A Lamp in the Sea of Bitterness: Selected Essays 苦海明灯之杂文精选 This book is primarily a collection of carefully selected, beautifully written essays. Its language is concise, with a lively, witty sense of humor. Suitable for readers of all ages, it offers a light read that explores life's many flavors and reflects on the familiar realities of society. 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 37 The Takeout Deliveryman Becomes an Emperor 外卖成大帝 He was a food delivery rider in an urban village, dumped, mocked, and ground into the dirt by fate. He gnawed on a cold meat bun in the rain, never knowing that a single time he had helped a stranger change a tire three years earlier was now barreling toward him in the form of five billion yuan. The Heavenly Dao Gratitude System awakened: the 3,021 acts of kindness you've shown over the past three years will be repaid with interest, in ways you could never have imagined. Overnight, he went from 11Reads—Score—Shelves
- 38 I Think I'm a Robot 我应该是机器人 Synopsis A long novel blending science fiction, suspense, and everyday comedy, it tells the story of Jiang Qihua, a former programmer who wakes up in a strange world to find seven beautiful women beside him, all claiming to be his “wives.” And that’s only the beginning of a string of absurd events. As the story unfolds, Jiang Qihua gradually discovers the truth: he is a copy of a human consciousness implanted in a robot body. His relationship with his seven robot wives, each with a distinct pers 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 39 The Legacy of the Roots 根的传承 A literary record of four decades of grassroots reform in China From disputes over water and the allocation of land to mining safety reforms and financial innovation, this work depicts how reform took shape on the ground. It is not a grand narrative from official documents, but a close look at concrete problems: a well, a plot of land, a human life. Building a bridge between theory and reality Jiang Qihua says, “I have to read two books at once: one in the classroom, and one across the land of 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 40 Handsome Guys Have Good Luck 帅哥有好运 The day I got dumped and fired, a meteorite hit me. Lin Xiaoqiang was an unlucky office drone who couldn’t even get a seasoning packet with his instant noodles. His girlfriend of five years cheated on him with a rich second-generation heir, and his company kicked him out soon after. With nowhere else to turn, he climbed onto an unfinished building and leaped only to be hit squarely by a meteorite falling from the sky. When he woke up, the world had changed. His ex set him up and accused him of t 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 41 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 110Reads—Score110Shelves
- 42 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 43 Win Her Heart with Cunning, Reach Immortality with a Dark Heart 以心机抱美人，以腹黑登仙路 Morality, conscience, principles? Can they put food on the table? Can they make me stronger? Can they help me win the beauty of my dreams? No. Then I’ll throw them all away. With my cunning and ruthless nature, I’ll outwit cultivators across the land, claim every beauty in the world, and climb step by step to an unreachable peak. 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 44 Unlimited Power-Ups! A Supreme Martial Soul Slays the Myriad Worlds from the Start 无限强化！开局至尊武魂镇杀诸天 A new book's rating isn't a reliable guide, but this has the potential to be a five-star hit! At the martial arts exam, his martial soul awakened: Common Grade! Hong Qitian, the top student in the culture courses, became the laughingstock of the entire school. “A top student? A useless martial soul is good for nothing!” Amid the jeers, his System awakened! Three supreme martial souls descended with a thunderous roar: The Ruyi Golden-Hooped Rod, which can shatter the stars with a single strike! T 2.3kReads7.7Score240Shelves
- 45 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 14Reads—Score—Shelves
- 46 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 131Reads—Score—Shelves
- 47 Hilarious Everyday Life in the Maternity Ward 产科爆笑日常 [A gentle, reserved nurse with a strong heart x a straight-talking young man with little education, struggling to make something of himself] [Modern Romance + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Realistic + Happy Ending] Liu Xiaoxiao wasn’t ready to date and had no plans to marry. But she couldn’t resist her mother’s insistence and was dragged into a blind date. As it turned out, her date had been forced to come too, and they became best friends over the course of one meal. What she d 300Reads8.0Score102Shelves
- 48 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—Shelves
- 49 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 18.2kReads8.7Score1.5kShelves
- 50 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神 [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 792Reads7.5Score100Shelves
