Novels like Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty
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- 1 The Invincible Little Blacksmith 无敌小铁匠 The journey of an ordinary person: training until he becomes a master, rising from master to billionaire, advancing from master to grandmaster, then from grandmaster to immortal. From a top tycoon to an international mogul: is that the end? No, it's only just beginning. 20Reads—Score114d adds
- 2 The Disabled Prince's Substitute Bride: I Hurl a Bronze Cauldron With One Hand 替嫁残王，我单手抡飞青铜鼎 [One-on-one sweet romance + comedy + super-strong girl vs. possessive prince + no transmigration + no rebirth] Bai Ruanruan is the illegitimate daughter of the Prime Minister's household. Though she possesses monstrous strength, she has been forced to play the role of a delicate little flower for sixteen years. One day, she is sent as a substitute bride to Shen Yuan, the disgraced prince rumored to be crippled and viciously bloodthirsty. From then on, the whole atmosphere of Prince Yuan's reside 128Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 Endless Antics: This Star Has a Mental Illness 无限整活，这个明星有精神病 [Showbiz + comedic antics + hilarious + sweet romance + one heroine] After transmigrating into a parallel world, Wu Yu gained the Celebrity Antics System. As long as he pulled off a stunt, he could earn entertainment works from Earth and all kinds of special props. His first stunt: Stare unblinkingly at a man using a urinal in the bathroom. His second stunt: Walk between a couple holding hands. His Nth stunt: Wu Yu was completely in his element. If he went a day without pulling a stunt, he felt 10Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 4 Hundredfold Returns: My Deadbeat System Can Lie Flat 百倍返还：我的冤种系统能躺平 My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 The Legend of Brother B B哥传 [Witty] [Hilarious] [Scheming] [You’ll laugh yourself to death in bed] There are thirty million jokes in the martial world, and half of them are in The Legend of B. Other people add flavoring to soup to make it funny; the author adds soup to the flavoring. The Legend of B is a comedic web novel, similar to Love Apartment. Every chapter is a comic scene that’s sure to keep you laughing! Imagine the following scenes. Packing up the foot bath water! Auditioning to be a lover! Using a lottery system 98Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 Hilarious Everyday Life in the Maternity Ward 产科爆笑日常 [A gentle, reserved nurse with a strong heart x a straight-talking young man with little education, struggling to make something of himself] [Modern Romance + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Realistic + Happy Ending] Liu Xiaoxiao wasn’t ready to date and had no plans to marry. But she couldn’t resist her mother’s insistence and was dragged into a blind date. As it turned out, her date had been forced to come too, and they became best friends over the course of one meal. What she d 277Reads8.0Score10214d adds
- 7 The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队 What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F 56Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 One Slip of the Hand, and Three Thousand Demon Gods Became 18-Year-Old Girls 手滑定规则三千魔神化18岁少女 I, Zhi Luo, the invincible Chaos Supreme, have the most absurd passive ability in the entire universe: it protects me from teammates in games, but not from trash! Three thousand demon gods can slash me together, and they won’t even break my skin. But a ragged leaf, a little pebble, or someone else’s trash can hit me right in the butt with perfect accuracy. I was born with clumsy hands and a slip of the tongue. Every rule I set turns into a humiliating disaster! I meant to punish two demon gods b —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 This Journey to the West Is a Little Too Unorthodox 这西游不太正经 To kill is to protect life; to sever karma is not to kill people. Tang Sanlang was an ordinary, dull soul, a modern-day loser whose miserable life was never his own. He drifted with the current until his light went out. Reborn as a golden cicada in a monastery on Mount Lingshan, he gained a wondrous opportunity and became a pawn of fate. His life could be toyed with, but he would not bow to Heaven. He would strive on without end. Is he a god, a Buddha, or a demon? Lang-ge: “Anyone who benefits m 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 The Feisty Yu Sansan 刁女于三三 She’s climbed onto rooftops, smashed tiles, and raced horses through the bustling streets of the capital. Thick-skinned, uneducated, and unruly, this hellion makes everyone wary when she loses her temper. Beautiful but lacking substance, she leaves the heir to the marquis’s affections at a loss. A spirited girl and a refined man: their shameless displays of affection have everyone green with envy. This is the story of a willful girl from a fallen family and a secretly passionate man from a power 5.4kReads8.9Score54414d adds
- 13 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 A Jiang Cheng Fanfic: Wishing for a Lookalike 江澄同人文之望相似 I'm not very good at writing, so please go easy on me. The story begins anew after the original ending. This story retains some elements from the original while adding a few new sects. An original female lead and a new story. The sharp-tongued but softhearted uncle will eventually meet someone who dotes on him alone! They fall in love at first sight. One is awkward and refuses to admit it, while the other knowingly teases him and accidentally falls for real. They actually talk to each other. The 1.6kReads8.1Score10914d adds
- 15 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马，我薅疯黑心资本家 Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 I Just Want to Take It Easy, but I'm Forced to Work in Another World! 只想摆烂的我，在异界被迫营业！ Good news! I just started college, and I got a golden finger! Bad news! The System is gone, and I’m not even human! … [I, Shen Zhixing, an orphan who just got into college] On my first day reporting to college, the Perfect Life System bound itself to me. Just as I thought my hardships were finally over and I was about to reach the peak of my life… I transmigrated into a panda, and then someone freaking captured me… [I, Xia Xinyue, a genius who awakened the talent to tame beasts] As the heir to t 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 733Reads7.2Score10314d adds
- 18 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 129Reads—Score11014d adds
- 21 I Dominate the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 我靠吐槽称霸武林 I Conquer the Martial World by Roasting Everyone 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 I Scored a Lucky Pregnancy Bundle, Then Joined Forces with My Ex to Rebel 捡个幸孕大礼包，搭伙前夫哥造反 [1v1 + both leads are virgins and devoted only to each other + portable space + regretful pursuit + cute kids] Han Jiuyue's soul enters another body, and she becomes the long-suffering Princess Consort of Prince Heng. Her fiery temper flares, and after making a scene, she divorces him and goes back to her family. Her family turns out to be a disaster zone too... Just as Han Jiuyue is getting ready to pack up and leave, she's arrested. What? Her scumbag father took part in Prince Heng's rebellion 58Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 23 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 The Guy Across the Street Selling Funeral Wreaths 对面那个卖花圈的 [Rivals-to-lovers couple + love grows over time + happy ending + playing the underdog to catch the strong + two equally powerful leads] My name is Hua Kai, and I've worked in wedding services for five years. What kind of dramatic situations haven't I seen? I've seen grooms run off with the bridesmaid the night before the wedding. I've seen brides tear into their grooms at the ceremony. I've even seen two tables of in-laws get drunk, start fighting, and shove each other into an eight-tier cake. B 211Reads6.1Score—14d adds
- 26 I’m the Ancestor, and I Really Can’t Cultivate Immortality 老祖我真不会修仙 [Misunderstandings + Comedy + Management + Political Intrigue in the Mid-to-Late Story + An Ancestor Who Never Gains a Cultivation Level!] Riding around in a wheelchair, tossing C4! Disciples of the Remnant Cloud Sect, charge with me! “Master, the sect disciples’ cultivation has stagnated!” “What did the ancestor say? Foot massage is a path too, and bathhouse kings are kings too. Just relax, OK~” “Master! Senior Sister made a Rejuvenation Pill! We’re going to turn into the Joyous Union Sect~” “Q —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 A Hilarious, Satisfying Life: All the World’s a Stage, and Might Makes Right 爆笑爽文人生如戏全靠武力 The Crown Prince was enjoying his favored concubine at his residence when someone suddenly dropped a piece of scalding-hot tofu from the roof onto his backside, burning the skin right off. The shock left him unable to perform for a whole month. Once he had finally recovered, he forgot the pain as soon as the wound healed. Just as the two of them were lost in each other again, a bomb blew the roof apart, leaving them naked and pinned beneath the rafters. This time, it took months to recover. The 2.5kReads8.3Score20714d adds
- 28 I Grow Potatoes in the Interstellar Age 我在星际时代种土豆 I Grow Potatoes in the Interstellar Era 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 625Reads—Score6114d adds
- 30 The Little Cultivation Troublemaker 修仙小捣蛋 [Hilarious Cultivation + No System + Mortal Cultivation + No Playing Fair + Travel Between Worlds] The story of how Shidan accidentally saved the True Person Tianshui, learned the Fart-Flying technique (the Qi Transformation Art) and the Arhat Golden Body technique, and gained an inheritance that lets him travel between planes through the purple gourd he wore as a child. He adventures and trains across different planes, gaining endless riches, immortal herbs, treasures, and cultivation technique 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 From the Start, I Owed Fifty Million, and Even Dogs Called Me a Kid Boss 开局负债五千万，狗都叫声小孩哥 [System] + [Meme-Filled] + [Hilarious and Lighthearted] + [Schoolyard Swagger] + [Livestream] + [Goofy Comedy] + [Sharp Tongue] + [From the Start] + [Urban] Yin Baifei has had nothing go his way, so he’s chosen the most disastrous start imaginable. Even his System is secondhand! Other people get all kinds of welcome gifts when they arrive. The moment Yin Baifei shows up, he’s already 50 million emotion points in debt to the System! Transmigrating into the body of an eight-year-old elementary sch 146Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 I Think There Might Be Something Wrong with My Brain 我脑子好像有点问题 [Urban Slice of Life] + [Lighthearted] + [Wicked Humor] + [System] + [School Life] (This book is all about relaxing and enjoying yourself. Feel free to set your brain aside and enjoy the read.) Chen Cheng gets stabbed more than a dozen times! At first, he thinks it was just an accident. But after he encounters one bizarre incident after another, he begins to suspect there's something in his home that shouldn't be there... From then on, his life grows increasingly mysterious... It all began the n 34Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 33 I Ruined Yours, You Ruined Yours, and Then We Ruined Sword and Fairy 癫完你的，癫你的，癫剑奇侠传 (Wild imagination + hilarious + completely unhinged + transmigrate into a book + reborn + transmigrate + brainless wish fulfillment + if you don't laugh, come yell at me, but don't leave a bad review + nonsensical + revenge + villain + cultivation + household drama + transmigrate + ensemble cast + forced love + soul transmigration + all-in-one hodgepodge) Xu Qianhua transmigrated into a book, and ended up in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers. As a cannon-fodder female supp 3.2kReads7.3Score32014d adds
- 34 Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才：垫底废柴她居然封神了 [Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 Yesterday’s Ark: You Evolve, I’ll Eat Shit 昨日方舟：你们进化，我次翔 [Rebirth + Devolution + No-Brains + Invincible - Intelligence] Dr. Kini Teme has developed a special "drug," but no one dares to take it. After losing the woman he loved and spending all his money, Long Tianxiang has the good fortune to become the "first person to try it" on an afternoon when his mind is falling apart. Time flows backward, and species devolve. Reborn in the primordial age, can he use an edible brown fungus to rewrite the origins of the universe? 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 The Living King of Hell of the Yin-Yang Realm 阴阳界活阎王 Evil spirits: “Hell is empty, and devils walk among us!” Unorthodox cultivators: “Compared to him, I’m just a rookie!” Righteous cultivators: “Who let him cultivate?!” Li Dao: “Ahem, let me clear things up. I did all those things... just kidding.” 203Reads—Score1814d adds
- 38 Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙！我刚跑路回人间！ No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years, 991Reads—Score17614d adds
- 39 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 81Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 40 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 49Reads7.8Score15214d adds
- 41 Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴！你是我的人形许愿池吗？ Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.2kReads—Score10014d adds
- 43 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 The Donkey Never Stops: My Seventh Book 驴不停蹄的第7本书 666Reads8.9Score—14d adds
- 45 After Being Diagnosed with a Terminal Illness, the Heir’s Wife Lets Loose 得绝症后，世子妃她放飞自我了 [Short drama now streaming, also known as The Female Big Bad in Disguise as a Man: Wherever She Flees, Chrysanthemums Bloom] [Absurd comedy + Love-Hate Relationship + One True Pairing, Short Story + Woman Disguised as a Man + No Palace Intrigue, No Defying Heaven; Down-to-Earth Leads] [Crazy and ridiculous. Don’t read if that bothers you!!] Chu Feiyang dies while working to buy her boss a Maserati. Reborn with her memories intact, she decides to lie flat and coast through life. She starts drinki 21.9kReads8.8Score1.7k14d adds
- 46 The Poisonous Concubine Arrives, and the Prince Goes Wild 毒妃降临，王爷太疯狂 [Powerful leads + devoted to each other + lighthearted comedy + sweet romance and satisfying comeuppance] Everyone knows that Wen is indifferent to women and cold-hearted, a merciless demon king who terrorizes Dongying. But after meeting Mu Lingxi, a woman from the twenty-first century, he clings to her every day. Mu Lingxi: “Xiao Jingyu, can you act normal for once? Keep your hands off me!” Xiao Jingyu: “I've always been perfectly normal. I don't know why, but ever since I met you, I've start 1Reads6.6Score—14d adds
- 47 Grandpa Appeared in My Dream: Burn Me a Gatling Gun! 爷爷托梦，给爷烧把加特林！ On the fifteenth day after Grandpa died, he came to me in a dream. In the dream, the old man was battered and bruised, clutching my leg and wailing: “Grandson! Stop burning paper money! The underworld doesn’t accept it!” “Those ghosts stole the welfare payment I just got!” “Get me a Gatling gun! I’m going down there to mow them all down!” The next morning, I woke up bound to the [Underworld Pinduoduo System]. The steel pipes I burned for him turned into pure-yang divine weapons. The drones I bur 8Reads—Score214d adds
- 48 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 2Reads—Score114d adds
- 49 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害，满京城吃大瓜 Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 55.4kReads8.5Score7.7k14d adds
- 50 The Entire Court Begged Me Not to Get Married 满朝文武都求着我别嫁人 Gu Zhao transmigrates into a celebrated female general. To avoid giving herself away and stay alive, she has one goal: resign! She has to resign! But... Want to go back to the countryside and raise chickens? The entire court: “You can raise chickens in the capital, too!” Want to go back to the countryside and find someone to marry? The emperor waves a hand grandly: “Choose any man in the entire court!” So Gu Zhao takes her imperial edict of betrothal and goes from house to house collecting money 3.4kReads8.3Score50814d adds
