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- 151 Raising Beast-Eared Girls in Boonie Bears 我在熊出没,培养兽耳娘 Everyday life + animation + movies + multiple heroines + cultivation He raises all kinds of beast girls. Readers with strong purity preferences can click away. The story starts from Season 1! Ye Fan transmigrates to the world of Boonie Bears and begins a whole new life. Seeing that Bald Qiang and Briar and Bramble have been alone all this time, Ye Fan decides to find each of them a partner. And, of course, the rest are for him!!! Please note! The story won’t have him chasing after girls everywhe 1.8kReads6.9Score18314d adds
- 152 Chronicles of the Red Sash 绾红记 Chronicles of Crimson Silk 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 153 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后,我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 154 Master, You Said the Three Realms Were at Peace 师尊他说,三界太平 Master Says the Three Realms Are at Peace 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 155 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了,王妃一心要作死 Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 2.6kReads—Score27014d adds
- 156 A Book of Drawing Curtains 抽布摇帘的一本书 A new work is out! You can find it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 1.1kReads8.3Score10014d adds
- 157 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Young Man 三万九千岁后,我被小狼狗拿下了 After Thirty-Nine Thousand Years, I Was Won Over by a Puppy-Like Boyfriend 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 158 A Tough Woman Transmigrates into a Book: Her Scumbag Father and Grandparents Are Wiped Out 滚刀肉穿书,渣爹爷奶片甲不留 [Power Fantasy, Putting Scumbags in Their Place, Transmigrate into a Book, Two Strong Leads, Goofy Heroine, Hero Takes a Back Seat, Sweet Romance Fans Beware] The little cannon-fodder character's mother was schemed against by her cheating scumbag father and kicked out with nothing. Sui Yi could accept having no parents, but she absolutely couldn't accept being left out of the family fortune! So the “dutiful” daughter sent her scumbag father and his mistress straight to the top of the social news 25.7kReads9.2Score2.9k14d adds
- 159 Xuande Gate Showdown from the Start? I Brought Out a Gatling Gun 开局玄武门对掏?我拿出了加特林 [Lighthearted comedy + scheming + sneaky tricks + conquest + shamelessness + pure power fantasy] … Wang Bin transmigrates to the Great Xia Dynasty, where he is framed for drugging and defiling a princess. At the critical moment, he awakens the Make People So Mad They Could Die System. As long as he makes someone furious... he can obtain high-tech weapons, from ordinary AKs to Iron Man armor, and everything in between... … So Wang Bin becomes a modern internet troll, irritating everyone with meme 18Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 160 I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记,如果我死了,一定是小悠害的 I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame 1.6kReads—Score414d adds
- 161 Everyday Life in the World of Shin-chan 在小新世界的日常 Reborn in the world of Crayon Shin-chan, with no golden finger or strange abilities, just memories of this world and of a past life. He leads a peaceful yet fulfilling life here, occasionally encountering strange happenings, and enjoys a warm life in this world. In truth, everyone can be the protagonist of their own story. ₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑ 2.5kReads8.6Score9514d adds
- 162 Tang Fan's Leisurely Life as a Landlord 唐凡悠闲的地主生活 Tang Fan was a modern office worker whose dreams had been drained away by the 996 work schedule. He died suddenly, only to wake up as the young master of a landowning family in Jiangnan. He owned a thousand mu of fertile fields and a sprawling courtyard, with a gentle maid, capable guards, and Uncle Qian, the old steward, handling everything for him. No more squeezing onto the subway, eating takeout, or worrying about his boss's moods. In the morning, someone helped him wash and dress. At noon, 1.1kReads5.4Score10514d adds
- 163 I Regretted Marrying Him 嫁给他后我后悔了 I Regretted Marrying Him 9Reads—Score114d adds
- 164 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—14d adds
- 165 The Poor Little Thing Is Pregnant and Crying in Secret: President Fu Takes Her Away and Spoils Her 小可怜怀崽偷哭:傅总抱走狠狠宠 [Marriage before love + devoted to each other + age gap + sweet romance + abstinent CEO + supposedly infertile] To pay her grandmother’s medical bills, Xiao Xixi is introduced by a neighbor from her village to a “job” in the capital. That night, she is taken to a dinner party. After being drugged, she is chased by five old men and, by a twist of fate, stumbles into the room of an influential man who is supposedly infertile. “Uncle, please save me.” He doesn’t take advantage of her, but she begs 39.8kReads8.5Score3.2k14d adds
- 166 Divine Power Meatballs 神通丸子 [Sharp-tongued + scheming + ruthless + evil in the right way] Bai Xiaoyu, nicknamed the Zuan Pianist. To unlock the Thirty-Six Heavenly Transformations, he needs to absorb other people’s anger, so he takes to trolling people online. He spent ten years in the Zuan battlefield, once taking on a hundred people online at the same time without losing ground. An unbelievable record for Zuan: both his parents are still alive after ten years. Confronted by a female ghost who turned into one after dying 25.2kReads8.0Score3.8k14d adds
- 167 The Abyssal Demon Lord Fell in Love with Me 深渊魔主爱上我 The Abyssal Demon Lord Falls for Me 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 168 Bear Haunts, I'm Guangtou Qiang's Cousin 熊出没,我是光头强表弟 Li Xiaoqiang transmigrates to the world of Boonie Bears and becomes Logger Vick's cousin. After failing the college entrance exam, his parents send him to Bear Ridge, where he joins Logger Vick in making big money. Li Xiaoqiang sighs. “Brother Qiang, let me show you how it's done!” He gets Logger Vick to fire Boss Li, then takes him out to run a stall. He thinks life will go on like this. Until one day... Logger Vick brings home a box! 18.3kReads9.2Score1.1k14d adds
- 169 Behave Yourself! You're Always Around When the Crackdowns Happen 老实点!每次严打都有你 He transmigrates into the body of a 74-year-old man. He activates the Max-Level Old Man Antics System. Pulling stunts is the key to living longer. The only problem is that his stunt locations are a bit of a trap. He gets arrested every time. First sign-in: pulls a stunt at a bathhouse, earning the street nickname Bathhouse Emperor! Second sign-in: pulls a stunt at a roadside stall, earning the street nickname General of the Roller Shutter! Third sign-in: pulls a stunt in a rented apartment, earn 3.2kReads8.0Score22014d adds
- 170 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4.1kReads—Score24914d adds
- 171 Fooled Twice and Slept With? I Turned Around and Made the Whole Cultivation World Cry 被骗两次还被睡?反手骗哭整个修仙界 Fooled twice and slept with, too? I’ll turn around and make the entire cultivation world cry. 15Reads—Score—14d adds
- 172 The Villain's Defiant Backbone Weighs Three Hundred Jin 反派逆骨三百斤 [Witty, lighthearted, no romance, mainly jianghu adventures, with some court intrigue and farming] Just as she and her enemy died together, a soul-being made a deal with her: he would preserve her memories for one lifetime, so he could see the mortal world through her eyes. Luo Yang agreed without a second thought. If the deal didn't work out, she could return the goods. Preserving her memories was a big deal. And so, she became a tiny baby named Luo Acha. With elders above her and no children o 5.7kReads9.3Score75814d adds
- 173 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害,满京城吃大瓜 Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 55.7kReads8.5Score7.7k14d adds
- 174 A College Student Accidentally Joins a Dating Show, and the Whole Internet Cracks Up 大学生误入恋综后,全网笑喷了 [Has a Couple: Unhinged College Student Song Zhi and Alluring Metaphysics Master Wen Jinrang] College student Song Zhi wakes up to discover that she's entered a melodramatic romance-reality-show novel as the "crazy female supporting character" mocked by the entire internet. Song Zhi: So? You call this crazy? It's time to show you what a college student can really do! While everyone else flirts on the show, she goes wild: abducting a beautiful female guest, climbing a tree in the middle of the ni 5kReads8.9Score63514d adds
- 175 The Mary Sue Empire 玛丽苏帝国 Mary Sue, the sole legitimate heir to the Mary Sue Empire, has many identities. All she wants is to find a suitable man and provide the empire with an heir. After her ten brothers put in a great deal of effort, they finally found such a man. But at a single matchmaking meeting, two men ended up fighting over her. Her heart shattered into a cold salad. With her stunning beauty, can she ensure that the Mary Sue Empire has a future heir? Is that wickedly charismatic man her true love? But why did h 337Reads—Score10214d adds
- 176 Go to Sleep, I'm Here 睡吧,我在呢 Go to sleep. I'm right here. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 177 Snap the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 掰开红线嫁魔尊 Tear Apart the Red Thread and Marry the Demon Venerable 11Reads—Score214d adds
- 178 Boonie Bears: The Return of the Bear Saint 熊出没之熊圣归来 Maxed-out Strong element, only Strong: I'll only ever be the strongest! [Main characters from Boonie Bears + a few characters from Honor of Kings] Who would have thought that little Bear Ridge was hiding so many powerful figures? The strongest human, Bald Qiang, has been living in seclusion here. The two war gods of the bear clan, Xiong Da and Xiong Er, are here to recover and live in peace. What! Even King Jijii is an incarnation of the Sacred Monkey! Quick! Go get Buddha Tathagata! This is the 1.4kReads9.2Score21314d adds
- 179 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 司命帝君欠我三十万 The Fate Emperor Owes Me Three Hundred Thousand 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 180 From the Start, I Had Ten Thousand Years of Power, and I Smashed the Ghost King to Pieces 开局万年功力,我把鬼王锤爆了 [Comedy]+ [Insanity]+ [Ghost Hunting]+ [Invincible]+ [Everyone Misreads the Situation] Liu Xuan is a severely mentally ill patient with extreme delusions. He fantasizes that he is an unparalleled master. From the start, he awakens the Sage Development System and gains ten thousand years of cultivation. He becomes a true unparalleled master, fighting his way from the Ghost King’s underlings all the way to the Ghost King’s lair, crushing every foe in his path. The System also rewards him with all 6.5kReads9.0Score43114d adds
- 181 Reborn as a Puddle of Toxic Slime, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 穿成一滩毒液后,我把女帝骗到手了 After Reincarnating as a Puddle of Poison, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 48Reads—Score—14d adds
- 182 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 三界第一腰 The Best Waist in the Three Realms 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 183 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑!我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score42414d adds
- 184 After Opening a Hot Pot Restaurant in a Cliché Novel, Everyone Died of Embarrassment 我在狗血文里开火锅店后,全员社死了 After I opened a hot pot restaurant in a melodramatic novel, the whole cast died of embarrassment 28Reads—Score114d adds
- 185 Boonie Bears: I Can See Proficiency Levels 熊出没:我能看到熟练度 [Grinding Skill Proficiency + Movies + Daily Life + Multiple Heroines] Jiang Yuan wakes up in the world of Boonie Bears. But since he's an undocumented outsider, he can only follow the outlaw Logger Vick around chopping trees. After unexpectedly obtaining a proficiency panel, Jiang Yuan, who only wanted to enjoy a quiet retirement, begins his own all-out grinding journey and makes plenty of “good friends” along the way. Skill ranks: Beginner, Novice, Advanced, Master, Pinnacle. Skills: Runnin 14.1kReads8.6Score1.3k14d adds
- 186 Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命!主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友 Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend 78Reads—Score114d adds
- 187 From the Start, I Had My Brother Try It First to See If There Were Any Side Effects 开局让兄弟先试下有没有副作用 [Try Not to Laugh] [High-Martial-Arts Setting] [System] [Transmigration] [Not Invincible] Jiang Xi... where is this? Where's my System? System, get out here, quick! I can't take this anymore! [Ding! Binding failed...] “Li Hao, be good and take this medicine.” Li Hao, who was as furious as if he'd been fitted with an engine, roared: “Jiang Xi, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like some guy living the good life?” Meanwhile, Jiang Xi was circling around the pond like a little submarin 122Reads—Score514d adds
- 188 Infinite Spiritual Power? No, I'm a Human Power Bank 无限灵力?不,我是人形充电包 Infinite spiritual power + dantian constipation + a power-supplying formation + play the pig to eat the tiger Others cultivate based on talent. Lin Que cultivates based on his battery level. He transmigrates with infinite spiritual power, but suffers from "dantian constipation syndrome," with spiritual power so blocked up that it leaks out through his lower half. Sect Leader: Go relieve yourself at the mountain-protecting formation every day. And so he becomes the Qingniu Sect's mobile power so 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 189 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧? Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 978Reads8.3Score10514d adds
- 190 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了,牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 191 You’re Hilarious, I’m Ridiculous, and We’re Bound to Fall in Love 你搞笑,我沙雕,甜甜恋爱跑不了 An older guy who calls you "sis," not a cold, aloof male lead. He’s not just a bit of a jerk, he’s a total one. [The rating’s low because there aren’t enough votes! Just read the comments: they’re all five-star reviews. I’m seriously crying here.] The first time Chu Xin met Ji Hanzhou, she was watching a romance drama so sweet it could give you cavities. Trying to calm herself down with a horror movie, she accidentally connected to Ji Hanzhou’s headphones and startled him so badly that he spill 2.3kReads9.2Score39614d adds
- 192 Oh No! It’s About to Become an Emperor! 不好!它要成帝! Oh No! It's About to Become an Emperor! 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 193 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我,全员发疯 The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad 180Reads—Score914d adds
- 194 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了!谁也别说出去 The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 1.2kReads—Score1314d adds
- 195 Random Stallkeeping: The Fake Legitimate Daughter Gets Tormented by a Rotten System 随机摆摊,假嫡女被烂系统坑惨了 (A very different random-stall story, with a funny and witty style and no angst at all.) Yu Zhizhi got horribly tricked by a terrible System. She closed her eyes and transmigrated into the body of a spoiled, domineering young noblewoman in ancient times. To top it off, she was a fake legitimate daughter. Things went badly from the start, but she was lucky enough to get a System. Then she realized it was a terrible System. Each time, the System only gave her a random location for setting up a sta 11.6kReads8.8Score77614d adds
- 196 After I Got a Buff, Girlish Voice, My Roommate Went Crazy 猛男萝莉音后,我室友疯了 Wei Liang never imagined he could produce all kinds of feminine voices, much less unlock a breathy voice... What he least expected was that his new roommate would go crazy just five days after moving in. When his roommate went mad, he made a shocking statement in an interview: “Just from hearing his voice, how could I have guessed he was a man?” Reporter: “And how did you feel after finding out he was a man?” His roommate’s eyes lit up: “Even more excited!” Reporter: “!!!!!!!!!!!!” 345Reads9.2Score10314d adds
- 197 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游:修成正果,俺回高老庄摆烂 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 198 A Remarkable Life After Transmigrating to Ancient Times 穿越古代后的妖孽人生 [Transmigration + Power Plays + Farming + A Little Bit of Comedy] The execution platform. Jiang Feng cranes his neck and shouts at the sky. “Hey... Hey... Can you hear me? Which immortal up there sent me to this place?” “Did you get the wrong person?” Jiang Feng looks at the incense stick, almost burned down to its end, and screams in despair. “In a few minutes, I'll lose my head...” “Could I transmigrate one more time, please?” “Waiting for a reply!” “It's urgent!” 18.6kReads8.9Score1.5k14d adds
- 199 I Went to the Gynecologist, and My Ex Was the Surgeon 我去看妇科,主刀医生是前任 I went to see a gynecologist, and my ex was the surgeon. 6.5kReads—Score2614d adds
- 200 Boonie Bears: A Childhood Dream 熊出没:童年一场幻梦 [Lighthearted] + [Everyday Life] + [Healing] The dreams of childhood linger in the heart, never fading away. Gu Feng accidentally steps into a story from his childhood, and the first mission he gets from the System is actually “Steal the Golden Antlers?” Following the footsteps of Xiong Da, Xiong Er, and Bald Qiang, he ventures into that fantastical forest. Will he witness the destruction of a magical world, or find comfort for his soul? The girl born of the forest sits alone in the treetops 4.5kReads9.2Score40814d adds

















































