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- 1 Plenty of Gossip in the Prince’s Mansion 王府里的八卦多 There are never any real scandals in Prince Rui’s residence, only an endless supply of outrageous gossip. Every day, the thing maid A Cha looks forward to most is crouching beneath the veranda to listen to the servants’ chatter. The burnt pastries made by the legitimate wife, Shen Qingyao, are said to be “weapons meant to poison the prince’s concubine.” When the prince’s concubine, Chu Linglong, teaches a parrot to talk, people claim she is “training a bird to deliver secret messages to the enem 2Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 2 Boonie Bears: The Battle of Fortune 熊出没之幸运之战 A mysterious stranger arrived in Briarwood, bringing disaster upon the place. To save their home, Big Bear, Little Bear, and Strong ventured into a mysterious land. What will they face there? 41Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 Facing Bankruptcy from the Start, I Became the Richest by Losing Money in a Novel 开局面临破产，从小说亏成首富 [Imagination], [betrayal], [Dihua], [slice of life], [lighthearted, humorous comedy] Ma Lin was reborn in a parallel version of Earth and became the owner of an online fiction company. He awakened the Wealth Conversion System. Whenever his company lost money, he could convert those losses into personal funds at a one-to-one rate. So he went all out trying to run the company into the ground, starting by firing employees and hiring authors whose books had flopped, then gradually expanding his —Reads6.6Score—14d adds
- 4 Rule Horror: The Survivors of Bear Ridge 规则怪谈：狗熊岭的求生者 [The blood moon rises, the rules warp, and former enemies become the only teammates you can trust!] My name is Guangtou Qiang, and I’m a lumberjack. My life’s ambition used to be cutting down every tree on Bear Ridge, until that night, when the blood moon hung overhead and the entire forest became a deranged game of death. [Never look directly at a shadow beneath the moonlight that isn’t your own] [The cabin is safe, but make sure the one beside you is “human”] [Never trust a familiar voice cryi 333Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 Tea Ah Er Zhong Season 1 茶啊二中第1季 [Adapted from a film] Through familiar school settings from our memories of youth and teachers and students with very different personalities, seemingly ordinary campus life is filled with one hilarious and heartwarming little incident after another! 596Reads—Score10014d adds
- 6 Outrageous Anecdotes and Hilarious Jokes 奇葩趣闻搞笑段子 This collection of bizarre stories and hilarious jokes is packed with laugh-out-loud moments. These jokes bring a little fun to our busy lives and show us the lovable, humorous side of human nature. Like a dash of seasoning, they make life richer and more colorful, whether shared among friends or enjoyed alone. 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Boonie Bears: Li Ergou, Logger Strong's Tree-Felling Buddy 熊出没：光头强的砍树搭子李二狗 My name is Li Ergou (Li Xiang). Li Ergou is my childhood nickname. I love playing games and watching shows, and I’m especially crazy about Boonie Bears. I sleep until I wake up naturally every day, so “lazy, greedy, and good for nothing” has become my label. Then I arrived at Bear Ridge and started cutting trees with Strong. But that didn’t seem like much of a future, so I encouraged him to start a business and recruited the animals in the forest to work for me. Things were nowhere near that si 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 Boonie Bears: My Cooking Has Taken Bear Ridge by Storm 熊出没：美食杀疯了狗熊岭 [Boonie Bears] [Lighthearted Daily Life] [Food Temptation] [Winning Over Briar Ridge with Food] I transmigrated into Boonie Bears and became Bald Qiang's cousin! Auntie Qiang said he was making 50,000 a month in Briar Ridge, so my parents packed me off and sent me straight there. I immediately exposed that outrageous lie! No matter. In my previous life, I was a top banquet chef in the civil service. Colorful rice cakes, crispy whole chicken, golden and silver steamed buns: I can whip them up in 365Reads—Score2914d adds
- 9 Wonderful Times with My Friends in Bear Ridge 我与狗熊岭的伙伴们的美好时光 The male lead is a high school student who does nothing but study. Apart from talking to his parents, he looks down on everyone else. To stop him from carrying on this way, his parents get him a summer job as a forestry intern to take his mind off studying. He doesn't take the job seriously, though. What he never expected was that his fate would become tied to two bears, a bald man, and a little girl. 104Reads—Score13314d adds
- 10 In Bear Ridge, Staying Alive Takes All Kinds of Sneaky Tricks 在狗熊岭，活着全靠骚操作 A love letter to fans of the original, a celebration of returning to what made it special! If you miss the original lumberjack Bald Qiang, if all you want is the purest vulgar insults and hilarious clashes between the “stinking bears” and the “stinking baldy,” if you're looking for those rare moments of healing amid all the chaos... Then congratulations, you've found it! This book strictly follows the early setting: no transmigration, no System, no superpowers, and no forced reconciliation. Just 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Boonie Bears: New Year 熊出没：过年 With the New Year approaching, Bald Qiang looks at the meager money he has left and thinks of his elderly mother back home. “I’m going home for the New Year!” Bald Qiang thinks. “I haven’t been home in years. This year, I’m definitely going back.” 1.6kReads—Score10214d adds
- 12 Boonie Bears: Sequel Three 续集三：熊出没 [Overpowered protagonist] [Bizarre] [Absurd] [Utterly absurd] [Completely outrageous] [Wild imagination] [An abstract yet richly detailed plot] [Multiple heroines] [Interconnected storylines] Because Cole misses his childhood so much, he gets caught up in a high-speed chase with law enforcement agencies across the universe, while also being relentlessly pursued by the adorable pink-haired Miss Qing at the very beginning... At last, Cole manages to deliberately, accidentally, and brazenly sneak a 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Boonie Bears: A World Tour 熊出没之环游世界 Guangtou Qiang sets off on a spontaneous trip around the world with Xiong Da and Xiong Er in the RV he built by hand. Along the way, they get dragged into one scheme after another, but the man and the two bears always find a way out of danger by relying on their own instincts. 108Reads—Score10014d adds
- 14 The Crafty Cultivator Who Schemes His Way to Sainthood 修真老阴批，坑边修真界狗到成圣 Gou Qianqiu transmigrated into the cultivation world as its most shameless scammer, then got chased by a tribulation lightning bolt straight into a ruined temple. The instant the thunderbolt smashed through the roof, a ding rang in his head: “Karmic Law Compensation System activated!” He immediately lay flat and shouted, “You wrecked my temple! You have to pay!” A glowing System screen popped up: [Heaven's compensation agreement reached. Please choose your claim.] Looking at the options, “Karmic 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 I Entered the Wrong Book and Survive a Haunted House on CEO Quotes 穿错书，我在凶宅靠霸总语录续命 I Got Into the Wrong Book and Now I’m Staying Alive in a Haunted House with CEO Catchphrases 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 Boonie Bears: Awakening the God of Cookery System from the Start and Selling Baozi 熊出没：开局觉醒食神系统卖包子 [Lighthearted]+ [Heartwarming]+ [Funny]+ [Collecting]+ [the Myriad Worlds] Ye Chen wakes up in the world of Boonie Bears and is taken back to the cabin by Logger Vick from the start. With no identity in this world, Ye Chen can’t go anywhere. Left with no choice, he stays at Logger Vick’s house, eating and drinking at his expense. Briar and Bramble keep stopping Logger Vick from cutting down trees, and after Boss Li docks all of Logger Vick’s wages, the two bears face the prospect of going hungry 47Reads6.2Score814d adds
- 17 The Childhood Demon King 童年大魔王 This book has a weak System and leans toward chaotic antics. Multiple heroines. The first world, Boonie Bears, moves at a slower pace. The story will pick up speed later. The second world is currently Jackie Chan Adventures. Later worlds will also include Balala the Fairies, Jing-Ju Cats, Armor Hero, GG Bond, The Adventures of Little Carp, and other childhood cartoons. 52Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 The Strongest System Across the Heavens 诸天最强服务系统 Invincible + humorous + absurd. By the end, it has a bit of that Stephen Chow style. Others harvest the fortunes of chosen ones. I harvest the whole world's... Fortune System, Reputation System... After an experiment exploded on Blue Star, Li Fei transmigrated to the universe of myriad worlds and awakened the "Strongest Heavens Service System." He obtained subordinate Host clones and established a conglomerate. Three months later, headlines exploded across the Myriad Worlds General Knowledge Jad 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 Boonie Bears: Home for the New Year, Rich or Poor 熊出没：有钱没钱，回家过年 [Multiple female leads: Naya, Zhao Lin...] [A nostalgic childhood story, bringing you a different kind of childhood] “The train to Tuanjie Village is arriving at the station.” “Staff, please get ready to receive the train.” “Dear passengers,” “The train to Tuanjie Village is arriving at the station. Please have your tickets ready and board after passing through the ticket gate...” “Friends, the New Year bells are about to ring.” “5…” “4…” “3…” “2…” “1…” “Happy New 3Reads—Score214d adds
- 20 Bear Brothers, Run! Logger Strong Has Turned into a Zombie! 熊大熊二快跑光头强变僵尸啦 Who says bears can't cultivate? Don't think you can cut down trees just because you've turned into a zombie, Bald Qiang. Take this bear punch! I'm not someone to mess with, Bear Er. Bear Da, let's go beat him up. 45Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 My Bear-Hunting Adventures with Briar and Bramble 我光头强，和熊大熊二的赶山日常 [Livestream] [System] [Mountain Foraging] [Farming] [Dad Life] [Boonie Bears] [Quit chopping trees and earn a like from Briar and Bramble, who grant +10 cm in height!] Li Zhe transmigrates into Logger Vick, facing exploitation at the hands of Mr. Lee. He resolutely gives up cutting down the forest and quits being a wage slave. [Found a dog mom who hadn't eaten in days and gave her a can of dog food. Earned +1 like from her and received a dog's nose.] [Fed a tiger cub, earned +1 golden-shaded cat —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 The Chosen Employee Versus the Overbearing CEO: 300 Rounds 天选打工人与霸总大战300回合 [Meme-loving villainess vs. greasy CEO; secret-identity heroine vs. melodramatic male supporting character] [The Boss System is too overbearing, so the villainess strikes back with “giving it her all”; The golden finger is a total rip-off, so the villainess has to bring her own secret identities; The System shop is a dump, so the villainess has to patch things up herself...] So what if the CEO is a dyed-haired punk? Who cares if he’s from the Funeral of Love clan? Lin Xue’er, a born worker, decl 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Boonie Bears: Helping Qiang Lead the Way to Fortune in Bear Ridge! 熊出没：带领强哥，致富狗熊岭！ [Boonie Bears] [Lighthearted daily life] [Funny and entertaining] [Building wealth] [Movie plots] I transmigrated into Boonie Bears. I became Boss Li's younger brother. Li Xiaofeng thought he'd been handed the villain's script. Who could have guessed that from the start, Boss Li would be taken away for withholding wages? All he left behind was a “hopeless mess” nobody believed in: Bear Ridge. Li Xiaofeng awakened the [Bear Ridge Get-Rich System] in response! When Strong thought yet another “Boss 385Reads6.5Score11014d adds
- 24 From the Start, I Auctioned Off the Throne, and Buyers Keep Coming Back for After-Sales Service 开局拍卖皇位，买家天天找售后 [Lighthearted stress relief, perfect mealtime entertainment] He was Zhang Qiang, a special forces soldier who woke up in the Great Sheng Dynasty in someone else's body, only to become “the poorest crown prince in history!” How poor was he? He had to budget carefully even when using the latrine, tearing off toilet paper one inch at a time. Meanwhile, his six younger brothers, all princes, were rolling in wealth! Zhang Qiang grinned! Poor? He wasn't worried! He had a portable hidden armory, stocke 236Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 Boonie Bears: The Legendary Adventure 熊出没之传奇冒险 In a mysterious forest, Logger Vick is no longer a lumberjack. He has become a hero who protects his home alongside Briar and Bramble. When a mysterious force appears, the forest is plunged into an unprecedented crisis. Strange phenomena emerge one after another, and unknown challenges keep coming. Logger Vick and the animals join forces and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger and excitement. They must face harsh natural conditions, attacks from mysterious creatures, and a vast co 186Reads—Score1014d adds
- 26 Transmigrated into Boonie Bears, I Became a Traffic Light 穿越熊出没之我变成了红绿灯 [Comedy + System + Transmigration + Adventure + Wild Imagination + No Female Lead] Li Hao transmigrates into the world of Boonie Bears and becomes a traffic light at a town intersection. Alongside his puppy clone, Briar, Bramble, and Logger Vick, he sets off on a series of adventures. They defeat Li the Skinflint, rescue Dudu, and search for Tiger Girl. After countless hardships, he splits off his true body, pranks Genius Wei, and reunites with Tuantuan. Their adventures are full of surprises an 99Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 Goubailing: Exploited by Capital? This Office Drone Quits 狗熊岭：被资本压榨？社畜不当了 [Half food, half plot] [No romance] [Lighthearted daily life] [Back to childhood] Every day, the overworked young man Guangtou Qiang either cuts trees, gets chased by bears, or gets chewed out by his boss, Mr. Li. Until one day… “Ding-dong… System bound. Host: down-on-his-luck young man Guangtou Qiang.” “Ding… System has detected a mission.” “Mission: Say no to capitalists who exploit workers. Successfully fire Mr. Li…” With the extraordinary System at his side, Guangtou Qiang furiously fires hi 58Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 Racing Heroes: The Super Star Coach 竞速小英雄之超星教练 (This book is a slow burn, with a System and multiple heroines. If that's not your thing, you can skip straight to the Eastern Continent arc.) The young Xiao Han transmigrates into Super Speed Heroes. He activates the System and becomes a Super Star coach. His journey begins at the first stop in the Sky Star Domain and takes him all the way to the Speed Planet. The wind lifts the hem of time's skirt, stirring up fragments of passing years. The past wells up in his heart like a spring of clear wa 1kReads6.7Score10114d adds
- 29 Boonie Bears: A Dreamlike Journey Begins in Bear Ridge 熊出没，从狗熊岭开始梦幻之旅 [Transmigration + System + Daily Life + Healing + Original Slice-of-Life Fantasy] Lin Shu wakes up one morning to discover that he's transmigrated into Boonie Bears' Bear Ridge. Having stumbled into this world, Lin Shu decides to make the most of this hard-won transmigration adventure. What fun stories will unfold between them? The secrets shared by the animals of Bear Ridge and Lin Shu... A heartwarming, healing story of childhood dreams is about to unfold once more... “Stick with Brother Lin a 177Reads—Score1714d adds
- 30 Is It Really That Fun to Transmigrate Through Time? 穿越时空真的那么好玩吗？ This is a transmigration unlike any other, caused by a disturbance in the space-time continuum. The male protagonist unconsciously travels through time, and can even go back and forth. Thinking he has found an endless treasure trove, he dreams of becoming a time-traveling merchant and striking it rich, imagining a life as a billionaire with a hundred mistresses. But he never expects to find traces of his own life in this timeline... Not only does he have a home here, he also has a biological son 72Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 Laughing Until I Cramp 笑到抽筋 A huge collection of jokes, bringing together countless kinds: silly jokes, absurd jokes, and more. Anyone feeling stressed is welcome to listen to my stories. Please leave comments, like, and share. 7.1kReads—Score31714d adds
- 32 I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World, Where a Powerful Master Helps Me Become an Immortal 穿越到修仙界有大佬带我一起成仙 [Transmigration]+ [Cultivation]+ [Comedy]+ [Dual Protagonists]+ [A Steady Pace] What kind of sparks will fly when a goofy oddball and a master schemer meet in another world? What kind of incredible creations can a companion doll and a telescoping stone stele be transformed into? After accidentally saving a useful pawn, he unexpectedly transmigrates to the world of Cultivation. He had hoped to take all the cheat powers with him, but instead, all he got was a stone. Shang Yunjing, whose mind works —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 Transmigrated into Boonie Bears, I Beat Up the Bear Brothers and Their Buddy 穿越熊出没，暴揍熊强三人组 Young Zhang Yi wakes up after transmigrating into the world of Boonie Bears. Facing the Bear Brothers and Qiang in their S1 season, how will he survive? I, Zhang Yi, punch Briar Bear, slap Bramble Bear, and stomp on Qiang. (Note: Later on, I'll find Brother Qiang a wife. He's getting on in years and still doesn't have a partner. It's just too sad.) 291Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 Logger Vick's Laid-Back Life 光头强的咸鱼生活 My new work is here! Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my story. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 347Reads—Score1114d adds
- 35 These CEOs Are No Good! It's My Turn! 这届霸总不行！还得我上！ [Lighthearted Comedy + Female Growth + No Rivalry Between Women + Super-Strong Heroine + A Non-Domineering CEO Love Interest, but the Main Plot Is Protecting a Delicate Flower] [A digital snack with a strong office-life flavor. Come give it a try!] [The delicate flower will gradually grow and awaken in every way. The journey is lighthearted and won’t make you angry. Our heroine gets even when she’s wronged, so enjoy without worry!] Lin Nuan discovers she’s a throwaway character in a CEO romance 6kReads8.9Score90114d adds
- 36 After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Unhinged Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 穿书后，两个疯批男人逼我二选一 After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Psychotic Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 This Is Hilarious! If I Can't Beat Them, I'll Make Their Lives Hell 笑疯了！打不过就往死里整 [Farming, beast-taming, scheming, comedy, light System, laugh-out-loud fun] Black smoke rises from the Li family’s ancestral graves! Green smoke rises from the Wang family’s ancestral graves! A spring bubbles up from the Chen family’s ancestral graves! This is a lighthearted, comedic story full of shenanigans. If you’re looking for a protagonist who kills everyone in an instant, this isn’t for you! The story has two golden fingers and a bit of technology, mainly for causing mischief and mining. 591Reads6.1Score10514d adds
- 38 Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴！你是我的人形许愿池吗？ Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 The Laid-Back Farmer of Gou Xiong Ridge 从狗熊岭开始的悠闲农场主 In spring, gather bamboo fungus and brew spring wine; in summer, grow melons and fruit and pick truffles; in autumn, roast chestnuts and sear fat ducks; in winter, break through the river ice and stew fish soup. After transmigrating to Bear Ridge, deep in the mountains far from the bustle of the city, Lin Tian finds himself living a truly Back to Field kind of life. With Xiong Er, he opens a wild boar farm; he persuades Bald Qiang to give up his chainsaw and take up “hardcore technology”; and to 3.5kReads7.3Score29214d adds
- 40 Boonie Bears: I Became Logger Vick's Cousin 熊出没：我成了光头强表弟 [Transmigration + Childhood Memories + Relaxed Everyday Life + Witty Comedy] After waking up, Zhang Xiaoqiang finds that he has transmigrated into the world of Boonie Bears as Logger Vick’s cousin. He and the little animals, including Logger Vick, Briar, and Bramble, begin a whole new kind of fun life in the forest. 1.3kReads—Score—14d adds
- 41 Mastering Chinese History: The Tang Dynasty 吃透中国史.唐 To truly understand Chinese history, read Don’t Eat for Nothing. Don’t Eat for Nothing: The Tang Dynasty is the opening work in Don’t Eat for Nothing’s comic series on the grand sweep of Chinese history. The cultured Don’t Eat for Nothing takes on the roles of historical figures, leading readers deep into the events themselves and letting them witness major moments in history firsthand: the rise of the “Reign of Zhenguan” and the “Kaiyuan Prosperity,” the beginning and end of the “An Lushan Rebe 2.1kReads9.5Score22614d adds
- 42 I’m Bound to a Foolish System 我绑定了个傻子系统 I Bound Myself to a Dumb System 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 I Became the Villain’s Mother 我穿成了反派他娘 I Became the Villain’s Mother —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 The System Sent Me to Be a Simp 我被系统派去当舔狗 The System Sent Me to Be a Simp —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 Doing Science in the Cultivation World 我在修真界搞科研 Doing Scientific Research in the Cultivation World —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside 七零之我带着超市下乡 In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 I Became the Dowager Empress Who Held the Court in Her Grip 我成了权倾朝野的太后 I Became the Empress Dowager Who Held the Court in Her Grasp 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent 贵妃是双面间谍 The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Think I’m a Pushover 我装穷装了三年，他们真以为我是软柿子了 I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Thought I Was an Easy Target 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 Sixty Years Later, I Became My Mother-in-Law’s “Replacement” 六十年后，我成了婆婆的“替身” Sixty Years Later, I Became My Mother-in-Law’s “Replacement” 1Reads—Score—14d adds
