Novels like This Goofy System Keeps Trying to Kill Me
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- 101 A Woman’s Tactics 女人的套路 A Woman’s Tactics —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 102 The System Told Me to Fight Scams, but I Drove the Scammers Crazy 系统让我反诈骗，我却把骗子气疯 A strange phone sends out strange anti-scam missions. One anti-scam tip a day, and I end up earning over a million a month. As the saying goes, scammers treat me like their first love, and I send them off wearing silver bracelets. And as another saying goes, you... hurry up and come see for yourself. The scammers are furious. 13.6kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds
- 103 Honghuang: I’m a Brick, and Merit Automatically Increases by One 洪荒：我，一板砖，功德自动加1 [Everyday life + lighthearted + funny + adorable kids + causing trouble + a little unhinged (the author occasionally goes crazy)] (Early-era Primordial World, modified magical treasures, an adorable kid boldly exploring the Primordial World, and a fresh new experience. The whole world dotes on her as she raises a child~) After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Lu Baoya becomes a primordial stubborn stone! From the start, a broken System smacks her in the face, leaving her with only [Spir 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 104 Thanks for Asking, I'm in Boonie Bears and Now Strong's Nephew 谢邀，人在熊出没已成强哥侄子 (Please leave your brain at the door!) [No golden finger + better memory after being reborn + MAX animal communication + somewhat leisurely plot + exploration diary + movie plot (new)] (The first fifty chapters follow the original plot with minor changes. If you think the plot is childish, please don't flame me. Thank you.) When Liu Si went to buy the latest Boonie Bears toy for his little nephew, he fell victim to the inevitable car-crash trope and was reborn in a new world with a new name: Liu 2.3kReads7.2Score24314d adds
- 105 My Childhood Dream: I Really Did Transmigrate into Boonie Bears 儿时梦想，我真穿越到了熊出没 [No System + Very Few Fights + Movie References + Childhood Memories + Steady Progress + Witty and Funny] After working overtime for too long, Xu Tianyi suddenly passed out. When he woke up, he discovered that he had transmigrated into the world of Boonie Bears. Broke? Strong can keep his cool. We'll make money. Boss Li exploiting you? No problem. I'll take care of him. Briar, Bramble, and Logger Vick aren't friends yet? Do me a favor and make up already. After Xu Tianyi worked his magic, Logger 219Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 106 Longing for You: Xiang Liu, This Time Let Me Protect You 长相思：相柳，这次换我守护你 [Happy ending], written to give the Yaoliu fans a satisfying conclusion. Five hundred years after Xiang Liu died in battle, Xiao Yao encounters Mao Qiu in human form and learns the whole truth. Overcome with unbearable grief, she chooses to end her life inside the seashell where she and Xiang Liu spent 37 years together. When she opens her eyes again, she is Wen Xiaoliu in Qingshui Town. Everything starts over. This time, she wants no peaceful life in the present. All she wants is that sharp-t 3.9kReads8.9Score21114d adds
- 107 Boonie Bears: I Woke Up in Bear Ridge 熊出没之我穿进了狗熊岭 My name is Xu Bufan, and I've never had an ordinary life. Other people transmigrate and get to show off and slap faces, so why did I transmigrate only to end up hanging out with Qiangzi? And now I have to help teach Xiong Da and Xiong Er a lesson, too? Fine! Isn't this the kind of thing a tiny little scheme can handle? You want me to deal with Boss Li, too? Of course… I can do that as well! 88Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 108 I Married a Spoiled Playboy from the Mortal Realm, Only to Discover He Was a Heavenly God 嫁给凡间纨绔，不料他是天界上神 She married a spoiled young noble from the mortal realm, only to discover that he was a High God from the Celestial Realm. 94Reads—Score—14d adds
- 109 The Absurd Tales of the Countryside 乡村荒唐往事 [A realistic, everyday story of rural life in the Period, portraying the lives of village women as they truly were.] 1993, Shangou Village. Li Xiulan has already given birth to two sons, and now she’s pregnant with a third child. From then on, her life begins to change in profound ways… 39.4kReads9.1Score1.5k14d adds
- 110 Transmigrated: A Violent Couple Spoils Each Other 穿越，暴力夫妻互宠 Modern-day workplace ace Yang Mengmeng drinks herself to death at a business dinner while celebrating a million-yuan commission. She transmigrates into the body of a girl in the Great Banner Dynasty who shares her name. The girl had been beaten to death by her parents and older brother. Following the principle of not wasting anything and putting useless things to good use, Yang Mengmeng is sold into a ghost marriage. The widower Wang, a hunter from Big Tree Village, buys her as his wife because 3.8kReads9.2Score32314d adds
- 111 Reading Novels in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界读小说 [Lighthearted daily life + invincible + master of underhanded tricks + clinging to powerful allies + no honor among thieves + longevity] A middle-aged, greasy man's soul transmigrates. He nearly starves to death from the start, so Li Yun resolves not to disgrace all the transmigrators who came before him. He sets his sights on longevity, clings to powerful allies, and claims inheritances, eventually obtaining the Chaos Tower, a divine artifact born alongside him. Born as a demon beast, his main 6.5kReads9.3Score80414d adds
- 112 The Holy Grail War in Bear Ridge 狗熊岭圣杯战争 Logger Vick, the unlucky lumberjack from Boonie Bears, failed to chop down a tree again today. Just as it looks like he’s about to miss another paycheck, Mr. Li calls and says he has a secret weapon for him. And so Logger Vick successfully summons a Heroic Spirit, setting the stage for a Holy Grail War in Bear Ridge. [Boonie Bears + Fate/stay night + ...] 5.7kReads8.9Score35914d adds
- 113 I'm the Only Sane Person on This Film Set 这剧组就我一个正常人 I'm the only sane person on this film set. 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 114 You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊！这个僵尸我来 A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin 76Reads—Score614d adds
- 115 Boonie Bears: Weren't We Supposed to Eat and Drink Like Kings?! 熊出没：说好的吃香喝辣呢！ Xiong San used to be an overworked wage slave. Then he suddenly dropped dead and transmigrated into the world of Boonie Bears. The System he got made him feel like things were finally secure, but who knew it would be this absurd? Strong used to plant five trees in three years! And you're asking me to chop down eighty right off the bat? And what's with these ninjutsu techniques? How can Briar and Bramble withstand a truck like that? System, where the heck have you brought me?! (Only covers the ma 5.6kReads7.3Score38714d adds
- 116 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 117 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Live Off Women and Play at Cultivating Immortality 灵气复苏：我恰软饭玩修仙 [Absurd comedy + System + Humor + Spiritual qi revival + Nonsense] The first 24 chapters have some rough spots. At first, readers criticized Du for being too saintly, so I changed his characterization based on their comments. After I changed it, I got criticized for having warped values. Whether he’s saintly or has warped values, I changed him according to what some early readers wanted. The novel is already complete and can’t be revised, so read it if you can, and give it one star if you can’t~ 74Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 118 My Wonderful Life in Boonie Bears 我在熊出没的美好生活 After transmigrating to Bear Ridge, Lin Ran doesn't want to keep grinding anymore. His dad has run a noodle shop in town for eleven years, so Lin Ran decides to stay and help him run it, making the business bigger! While he's at it, he'll relive his Boonie Bears memories with the friends of Bear Ridge. And while he's at it, he'll trick the adventurous girl into coming home with him. 893Reads—Score—14d adds
- 119 After I Threw Out My Mother-in-Law’s Leftovers, the City’s Richest Man Came Knocking 我把婆婆的剩饭倒掉后，全城首富找上门 I Threw Away My Mother-in-Law’s Leftovers, and the City’s Richest Man Came Knocking 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 120 Street Girl Versus Yoga Pants, I Watch from the Sidelines 精神小妹大战瑜伽裤，我冷眼旁观 [The rating just came in, and it’ll rise later] [Drama queen] + [witty and funny] + [a look into a new social circle] + [Indian old turtle dove] + [Siberian old crab] Yoga pants from the outer counties: “This caviar isn’t even beluga!” “And this steak isn’t Kobe beef!” “When are you going to trade this dump for a mansion? When are you finally ordering that Porsche?” “I married you to enjoy the good life, not to suffer with you. I want a divorce!” Drama queen: “Wow, Uncle, the chicken leg rice yo 8.2kReads6.8Score69914d adds
- 121 System: Making People Furious Without Paying the Price 系统：气死人不偿命 A brainless power fantasy. If you want to think, don't read; if you read, don't think. Zhao Qian Sun unexpectedly acquires an Annoying People System and begins a spectacular life. A brainless power fantasy. If you don't like it, please don't flame the author. Thanks for reading! 319Reads9.2Score12014d adds
- 122 Transmigrating to the Qing Dynasty as Li Wei 穿越到清朝成李卫 Through the changes and vicissitudes of transmigrating across time, each little experience touched Li Wei’s every nerve. He realized that what he had truly transmigrated through was never time, but the doubts and regrets in his heart, finally replaced by acceptance and understanding. The wise are free from confusion, the benevolent from worry, and the brave from fear. Now that he has transmigrated to the Qing Dynasty as Li Wei, this man’s story is finally about to begin... 138Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 123 I Became a Mogul in Hong Kong's Entertainment Industry 我成为香港娱乐圈的大佬 I Became a Mogul in Hong Kong's Entertainment Industry 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 124 System: I Flagged Down a Car to Catch a Cheater, but Two Women Opened the Door 系统：拦车打算捉渣男，开门俩女 Lin Fan: Driver, are you going or not? Driver: I'm not going. This is a private car, not a taxi. Lin Fan: I'm going to catch my partner cheating. Driver: Catch them cheating? Let's go, get in. 260Reads—Score—14d adds
- 125 The Funniest Cultivation Novel in History 史上第一爆笑修仙 This is a hilarious, entertaining story. Zhang Ahao wants to live forever, so he sets out to cultivate immortality and meets a beautiful immortal maiden. With a beauty like that, should he become her disciple or fall in love with her? If he becomes her disciple, will it be too exhausting to cultivate immortality while also taking care of a woman so stunning she could outshine the whole world? 2.7kReads—Score24214d adds
- 126 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 71Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 127 A Thousandfold Cultivation Speed: Miss, Don’t Be So Forward! 千倍修炼速度，仙子别太主动啊 [Satisfying power fantasy + everyday life + scheming + I just won't cultivate + invincible God of War + listening to music at the brothel + utterly useless at romance] Lin Xiaobai, a top student who graduated from Qingbei Medical University, unexpectedly transmigrates to a cultivation world. Faced with a master and senior sisters who bluff him all day, he turns the tables on them and cleverly outmaneuvers them. He is determined to make them... 293Reads7.0Score10714d adds
- 128 The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 老婆出轨那天，我继承了300亿 The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 366Reads—Score114d adds
- 129 After Transmigrating into a Book, She Goes Viral in Showbiz by Going Off the Rails 穿书后她靠疯癫爆红娱乐圈 So what if she transmigrated into the body of a vicious supporting actress hated by the entire internet? From the start, she gets kidnapped and forced to livestream it? When other hostages burst into tears and beg to be released, she rubs her hands together for the camera. “Tie me up! Tighter! You’ll get silver bracelets and a free 20-year subscription!” Kidnapper: ??? It’s the first time I’ve seen a kidnapper get reverse-PUA’d by a hostage until he’s crying and begging to be let go. The livestr 197Reads8.5Score10014d adds
- 130 Longevity System: I Added Stats and Lived to the End of Time 长生系统加点，我活到了时间尽头 [No tragic twists + not a power fantasy + no formulaic tropes + no brainless plot + lighthearted and witty] > The protagonist has longevity, yet somehow can't keep his head down. He charges ahead full of enthusiasm, only to run into a Nascent Soul ancestor. He thinks it's a lucky chance, but nearly gets himself killed. Even going outside means running into a powerful Golden Core cultivator. This is downright terrifying! > “I, Su Chen, am clearly just a lowly Qi Refining cultivator. How could I p 179Reads—Score—14d adds
- 131 Your Highness, the Princess Consort Blew Up the Chancellor's Residence! 王爷，王妃把丞相府炸了！ Su Xiaoshu, a modern poison doctor, accidentally transmigrates during a work assignment into the body of Su Xiao, the neglected legitimate daughter of the prime minister’s household in the Da Qing Kingdom. From then on, she turns her life around, tramples the white-lotus beauty, and tears apart the scheming green tea. Su Xiao is forced to marry Ouyang Xue. Ouyang Xue may be cold on the outside but warmhearted underneath, and the best part is that he’s rich and unbelievably handsome. Su Xiao coul 145Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 132 Wait, I Won the Poetry Contest, and You Want Me to Marry Into Your Family? 啥，诗会中魁首，你让我入赘？ Jiang Han transmigrated, and originally only wanted to fill his stomach. By a twist of fate, he won a poetry competition to choose a husband and became the son-in-law of the eldest daughter of the Ningguo Mansion. Rumor had it that the eldest daughter of the Ningguo Mansion was eight feet tall, with an eight-foot waist, and was a genuine she-devil. Jiang Han only wanted to call off the engagement and run away! But he never expected that his wife would be no ordinary woman! When Qin Muqing split 4.9kReads8.5Score27914d adds
- 133 Rule Horror: Escape from Silent Bear Ridge 规则怪谈：逃出死寂狗熊岭 [Rules-based horror + fantasy world + ultra-bizarre + decisive killer + smart protagonist + no System + plot-driven] A blend of a fantasy world and rules-based horror, with a fast-paced, plot-focused main story. The protagonist, Li Huaqiang, was once a famous lumberjack in the Dragon Kingdom. After an accident transported him to another world ruled by strange laws, can he escape, or will he become its king? 2.9kReads8.4Score25614d adds
- 134 I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato 我用烤红薯拐了个掌门夫君 I Won a Sect Leader Husband with a Roasted Sweet Potato 266Reads—Score—14d adds
- 135 The Hilarious Young Lord’s Wife: My Lord, Stop Chasing Me 爆笑世子妃：爷，别追了 [Entry in the January 2020 Silver Ticket Contest] Tang Lele is the cherished daughter of a family of surgeons. Her father and brothers are all master surgeons, and her mother is a rich heiress. She has been doted on by everyone her whole life. Even after she transmigrates into the body of a universally despised illegitimate daughter, she remains optimistic and carves out a path for herself, winning over an arrogant, aloof heir and thriving in life. The young lord: “What sins did I commit over ei 5.8kReads9.3Score69914d adds
- 136 The Feisty Yu Sansan 刁女于三三 She’s climbed onto rooftops, smashed tiles, and raced horses through the bustling streets of the capital. Thick-skinned, uneducated, and unruly, this hellion makes everyone wary when she loses her temper. Beautiful but lacking substance, she leaves the heir to the marquis’s affections at a loss. A spirited girl and a refined man: their shameless displays of affection have everyone green with envy. This is the story of a willful girl from a fallen family and a secretly passionate man from a power 5.1kReads8.9Score50714d adds
- 137 Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲，天天偷我的内衣！ Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 138 I Accidentally Awakened the Myriad Demon King 我把万妖王嘤醒了 I Woke the Myriad Demon King with a Meow 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 139 A Ghost Farted and Died 有只鬼放个屁死了 This book is made up of ten short stories: “The Big Yellow Dog,” “The Nine-Headed Demon,” “Block,” “Xisha Pit,” “Cuckoo” “Ghostly Wailing,” “Madman,” “Swing,” “Blue Carp,” “The Hundred-Year-Old Tree” Title: A Ghost Died After Farting = Horror + Comedy + Tragedy The stories vary in length, and their plots range from salty to bland. The whole book is easy to understand, with plain and straightforward language. This story is entirely fictional. Please read responsibly. Do not be superstitious, and 1.9kReads9.5Score22814d adds
- 140 My Wife Is 15 Years Younger, Spoiled, and I Love It 小15岁娇妻很作我很爱 Young and charming Lin Wan defies convention and insists on marrying Jiang Zhihan, a man fifteen years her senior who has gone bankrupt twice. Everyone says she is after his money, but in truth, she only wants to save the one man who ever showed her warmth. She acts spoiled and makes a fuss over everything, but in reality, she is carefully planning each step, using warnings from her dreams and deft maneuvering to pull him out of business traps and the depths of despair time and again. Jiang Zhih 4.1kReads—Score24014d adds
- 141 The God of Laughter's Comeback: A Pact of a Thousand Wishes 笑神的逆袭，千愿之约 “Help! Where are my imperial robes and jade tablet? Why have they all turned into these pink frilly things!” At dawn, the Jade Emperor's distraught roar rang out through the girls' dormitory. He had spent the previous night reviewing memorials in the Hall of Miraculous Mists. After waking up, he found himself in the body of a frail female student. “Xiaoshen! Did you fall in the toilet or something? Come out already, or I'm seriously going to wet myself!” Outside the bathroom door, Xu Jiaojiao's 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 142 What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么！因为太抽象不看！自己掰开 [Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m 551Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 143 Journey to the West: Please, Come Out of Seclusion and Fetch the Scriptures 西游：求求你，出关取经吧 After transmigrating into Journey to the West and becoming Tang Sanzang, Tang San panics. Holy crap, the tribulations of the Journey to the West are about to begin, and he has no desire to be tied up like a dumpling! Luckily, his System awakens. Tang San immediately decides to cultivate in seclusion. Whoever wants to fetch the scriptures can go do it themselves. When the Buddhas of the Western Heaven hear the news, they are stunned. Guanyin: “Jin Chanzi, please go fetch the scriptures already! T 3.7kReads8.7Score24914d adds
- 144 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 17.3kReads8.7Score1.3k14d adds
- 145 My Wife Collected Eight Hundred Years of Pay at Our Sect, Until I Discovered She'd Been Taking My Tribulations for Me 我老婆在宗门发了八百年工资，直到我发现她是替我挡劫 My Wife Has Been Drawing Her Sect’s Pay for Eight Hundred Years, Until I Realized She Was Taking My Place to Avert My Tribulation 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 146 Rule Horror: The Haunted Bear Ridge 规则怪谈：诡异狗熊岭 That forest wasn’t quite like I’d imagined. I was mysteriously brought to Bear Ridge, where one careless mistake could get me killed! Following the rules is the only way to have any hope of surviving! What on earth will it take to get out of here? 3.5kReads8.6Score25814d adds
- 147 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖，我彻底疯了 I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 148 I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝，她说要给我当老婆？ I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 118Reads—Score114d adds
- 149 The 1970s Matchmaker Who Talks the Young Master from the Capital into Becoming a Live-In Son-in-Law 七零小媒婆，忽悠京少当赘婿 Many years later, some friends sat together chatting. "Have you noticed that every village used to have a fool or a madman?" "Yeah, yeah! That madman would even go around hitting people!" Dou Xiaochan: Hehe, I'm the fool and madwoman you were talking about... Shen Moci: I'm the one who was tricked into going home as a live-in son-in-law by the fool and madwoman you were talking about... "What?!" Everyone's eyes nearly popped out of their heads. Shen Moci: To be honest, I was really scared at the 28.9kReads8.8Score3.5k14d adds
- 150 What a Rotten Jianghu 什么破烂江湖 [Humor + lighthearted + funny + martial arts world + unreliable + sneaky tricks + gender transformation and marriage + the hilarious daily life of a bandit] Legends of the peerless sword immortal Li Erbai have long circulated throughout the martial arts world. They say her swordsmanship has reached the pinnacle, and that no one can defeat her. But she can't use a sword at all. This is the story of a shut-in who transforms into a Miao sacred maiden and wreaks havoc across the martial arts world. 685Reads8.4Score10114d adds
