Boonie Bears: Sequel Three

[Overpowered protagonist] [Bizarre] [Absurd] [Utterly absurd] [Completely outrageous] [Wild imagination] [An abstract yet richly detailed plot] [Multiple heroines] [Interconnected storylines]

Because Cole misses his childhood so much, he gets caught up in a high-speed chase with law enforcement agencies across the universe, while also being relentlessly pursued by the adorable pink-haired Miss Qing at the very beginning...

At last, Cole manages to deliberately, accidentally, and brazenly sneak a taste of a purple pomelo flat peach. Then, in his private domain, with Su He egging him on and calling the shots, he and his one-of-a-kind best brother, Ye Han, successfully arrive in the world of Boonie Bears.

Gou Xiong Ridge is pretty normal, but the world itself is a little off. The Eight Immortals each show off their powers, and the heroines in particular are terrifying. They may not be as scary as S0, but they're more than enough to give Cole and Ye Han a hard time.

That said, the two of them have root-level code that puts them above everyone else.

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Logger Vick: I'm going to sell those stupid bears on the black market.

Briar and Bramble: We're about to give that stupid logger a good beating.

Black Wind: Children, my dream never came true.

CS Ge Ge: Children, I'm about to stir up trouble.

The United Nations: Children, we're about to welcome two living ancestors.

World Will: Children, I'm their devoted simp.

Naya: Brother Cole, I'll come find you next spring.

Chief Inspector: Cole, you know what you've done, right?

Cole/Ye Han: (°꒫°`) Oh my goodness, where have you sent me? Is this still Boonie Bears?