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- 1 I Killed My Wife a Hundred Thousand Times and Became a God in a Haunted World 杀老婆十万次，我在诡异世界封神 [Lighthearted Comedy + Exhilarating Action + Decisive and Ruthless + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Paranormal Revival] Song Zhong unlocked the Doge Q ability, and all his evolutions depended on stacking Q. Each stack made him stronger! At 300 Q stacks, he unlocks Lethal Tempo. Q stacks increase his attack speed, up to a maximum of six stacks. At max stacks, his attack speed doubles! At 1,000 Q stacks, he unlocks Heartsteel. Steel gates randomly appear on nearby targets. Strike them with Q t 42Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 I Got It Through My Own Ability. How Can You Call It Stealing? 我凭自己本事拿的，怎么能叫偷？ [Lighthearted and Hilarious + Class Advancement for Everyone + One Female Lead + Invincible + Superpowers] In a world where anyone can change classes, Lin Yi awakens as a thief and activates the Pay-to-Win System. This supposedly useless class, with no attack power at all, undergoes a tiny little change from then on. Equipment, items, attributes, skills… Anything and everything can be stolen. One day, a divine-class professional boasts, “This sword of mine is a demigod artifact, with incredible 190Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 3 I'm a Ruthless Bandit, and I'm Making a Fortune! 悍匪型老六，我赚麻了！ [Wacky + Hilarious + Cultivation + Secret Realms + System + Sword Sales] This book is also known as “Spell Cultivator? Martial Cultivator? I'm a Goofball Cultivator!”, “Sorry, Being a Goofball Really Can Make You Stronger,” “I'm the Only One in the World Who Can Practice Dual Cultivation,” and “From the Start, I Left My Chinese Teacher Stunned.” One day, he transmigrates to his high school years in a parallel world, becoming the dunce in a spell-cultivator class and awakening a Wisecrack System 194Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 4 I Did Something Reckless and Secretly Sold the Holy Land 作死，我把圣地给偷偷卖了 "I Did Something Stupid and Secretly Sold the Holy Land"; "I Wreak Havoc Across the Worlds, and Every World Is Miserable" After obtaining a Trouble-Making System, Fang Zi'an went further and further down the path of doing reckless things. He didn't just secretly sell the Holy Land. He even talked his own imperial weapon into leaving. He wreaked havoc not only on his own Holy Land, but on the other Holy Lands as well, leaving them all groaning in despair. And he didn't stop at the Holy Lands. Eve 35Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 5 Horror Game: I'm the Most Reasonable Person Around 恐怖游戏：我这人最讲道理了 Synopsis: Hilarious, not scary, no female lead, subverts expectations, feel-good, and packed with memes After his girlfriend's sudden explosion transmigrates him to a parallel world, Lin Mo gets committed to Qingshan Mental Hospital for trying to reason with someone. On the eve of his release, he accidentally enters a mysterious horror game. No matter how strong you are out there, you're just a virtual character. To survive in the game, you can only rely on unbelievable luck and real skill! But 1.4kReads8.7Score12514d adds
- 6 That's Just How Combat Works 战斗本来就是这样的 [System + Superpowers + Choices + Comedy + Irreverent + Slice of Life + No Romance] At one point, Lin Feng, humanity's savior, said in an interview with a reporter: “Let me make this clear again: I simply found practical uses for all kinds of weapons so everyone could better understand combat. I absolutely did not lead combat culture astray!” The next day, at the World Weapons Development Conference, Lin Feng publicly declared: “I admit that I led everyone’s approach to combat astray, but ar 1.7kReads8.6Score15314d adds
- 7 From the Start, I Had Bogang's Recipe, and Became the Hannibal of the Ghost World 开局波刚食谱，我成鬼界汉尼拔 [Supernatural]+ [Comedy]+ [Talismans]+ [Madman]+ [Unhinged antics]+ [Ensemble cast]+ [No female lead] Are supernatural beings scary? When you're up against the mountain demon Po Kong, getting eaten is pretty much inevitable. Can't get a bite out of them in human form? How about using the Monkey Talisman to turn them into animals? Too many ingredients to handle? No problem, I've got the Shadow Army to help out. The other side is too strong? No problem, I can still transform into a demon. Or one o 1.9kReads6.6Score16614d adds
- 8 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Really Not the Sixth Elder 灵气复苏：我真的不是老六啊 [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + supernatural powers + cheeky antics + shamelessness + silliness] After taking a nap, Lin Yan finds himself in a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. My System is determined to make me a sneaky schemer. What am I supposed to do? The synopsis can't do it justice. Please head to the main story. 6.7kReads7.8Score61514d adds
- 9 What’s a Ghost to a Villain? 在恶棍面前，鬼算个啥 [Supernatural] [Comedy] [Transmigration] [Villain] [Capitalism] As the supernatural resurges and evil spirits run rampant, the System’s mission deadline is fast approaching. Fresh out of prison, Chu Feng can only quietly pinch out his cigarette. “I wanted to be a good person, but now I don’t have a choice.” Beautiful female ghost: “Find a cutie online, trick her into coming over, then make her a factory girl.” Red-clad Ghost King: “Help! This guy beats ghosts like they’re people!” Little ghost: 2.4kReads9.0Score16514d adds
- 10 Transmigrated as a Background Character, I Beat Up the Hero and Villain 穿越路人甲，爆打主角和反派 [Funny + absurd + academy + schemer + fiery + everyday life + underhanded + not an invincible-protagonist story] Reporter: “Excuse me, passerby, are you happy?” Passerby A: “I guess I'm about to be. My spirit pet is a schemer, my buddies are schemers, everyone around me is a schemer, and I'm a schemer too. Every morning, I open my eyes and get mad half to death. I'm definitely about to be!” Reporter: “Uh... are you blessed?” Passerby A: “My surname isn't Fu. It's Jiang. Jiang Li. Li, as in Li Sa 1.6kReads8.9Score13614d adds
- 11 One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy 一人一兔一龟，整疯修仙界 [System + Shameless Protagonist + Top-Tier Schemer and Adorable Pets + Stirring Up Trouble + Comedy + Ruthless + No Shame + If You Don’t Like an Overpowered Protagonist, Don’t Read] A shameless protagonist, Lin Zhijie. A cheeky, adorable pet, Qin Laoliu. A rogue turtle, Guoguo. A lovesick hen, Fengfeng. A shameless dog, Lord Gou Dexing. After Lin Zhijie transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, he gets a crazy System. Every time he drives a villain insane, he receives lavish rewards fr 6.2kReads8.7Score75314d adds
- 12 Diving 2.0 跳水2.0 Diving 2.0 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Mystical Beast Taming: My Turtle Is a Little Too Powerful 玄学御兽：我的乌龟有亿点强 [Beast Taming] + [Urban] + [Ridiculous] + [Comedy] Lin An awakens an ordinary-grade spirit beast and uses a metaphysical System to grow all the way to the top of his academy, thanks to his astonishing talent! While everyone else is mixing potions, Lin An has already maxed out his spirit beast's stats. While everyone else is working hard to train their spirit beasts, Lin An has already slaughtered the exotic beasts in droves. “You've got your drake. I've got my turtle. It's tough as nails, so 4.4kReads8.9Score41414d adds
- 14 Calamity: Hey, Buddy, You Can't Mess Around with This 灾变：宝友，这可不兴盘 With spiritual qi revival and mutations sweeping the globe, everyone else was busy venturing into strange realms, seizing opportunities, and fighting over rare treasures. Zhang Xibao stayed behind and started a treasure appraisal livestream. Good heavens, buddy, you really shouldn't fiddle with that treasure of yours. Touch it too much and you'll drain your yang energy, and you won't grow any taller! Now that's a crime! This buddy's treasure is fine to fiddle with, but do it too much and the Bla 9.4kReads9.1Score64214d adds
- 15 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 A Phoenix as a Starter Gift 开局就送凤凰 [Goofy + lighthearted + absurd + hilarious, enter at your own risk] Spiritual qi has revived, and humans can cultivate. Some plants and animals have also evolved into spirit beasts. Wei Xuan awakens the strongest Spirit Pet System from the start. A chicken that knows kung fu? A dog that can use sonic attacks? A cat that shoots lightning? Ever seen anything like that? The powerful figures of every nation give Wei Xuan a wide berth as he leads his army of spirit pets to conquer the world! Powerful 3.7kReads9.0Score36214d adds
- 17 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 罗密欧与朱丽叶2.0 Romeo and Juliet 2.0 3Reads—Score114d adds
- 18 Great Ming: I Have a Brain Disorder, Yet You Still Want Me to Be Emperor 大明：我有脑疾，你还让我当皇帝 Zhu Su was an overworked wage slave from the 22nd century. After falling asleep, he transmigrates and becomes Zhu Su, the Ming dynasty's fifth prince. At eight years old, he risks his life to save Empress Ma and the crown prince. That same year, the imperial physician diagnoses him with a brain disorder. Now the empress and crown prince owe him their lives, and he even has an official “medical certificate” from the imperial physician. Zhu Su charges headlong down the path of pretending to have a 9.7kReads9.1Score65114d adds
- 19 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 909Reads8.9Score—14d adds
- 20 I Scrounge Food and Drink at the Cemetery 我在坟地蹭吃蹭喝 I'm a cemetery security guard. I love teddy bear cookies, earn ten thousand gold bricks a month, and get rewarded until my hands are full. “Ding! Successfully sent a lecherous ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: permanent +100 luck with romance.” “Ding! Successfully sent a hanged ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: rubber tongue.” “Ding! Successfully sent a water ghost off to reincarnate. Reward: the skill to outrun your underwear.” “Ding! Successfully sent the Ghost King off to reincarnate. Reward: 5.3kReads8.8Score65014d adds
- 21 Mirror, Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Chasing Snow White? 魔镜魔镜告诉我，追白雪的渣男在哪里 Magic Mirror, Magic Mirror, Tell Me: Where Is the Scumbag Who’s Chasing Snow White? 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 I Have a Management System 我有一个托管系统 [No CP, no female lead, cat-eared boy, everyone's favorite] Ancient ruins are calling. The uncanny has returned. Who is whispering in the darkness? Sequences that transcend ordinary mortals: law enforcers, wanderers, diviners, alchemists... and countless unknown, uncanny Sequences. In the tide of this new age, who can reach the supernatural? In plain English: Jiang Huang, a boy who transmigrated from Earth, has lived in this new world for fourteen years. Just as he was getting ready to copy son 321Reads9.6Score—14d adds
- 23 After We Parted, I Wasted My Youth in the Drizzle 一别烟雨负韶华 One Parting in Misty Rain, a Lifetime of Lost Youth 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Kissed the Slit-Mouthed Woman from the Start 灵气复苏：开局强吻裂口女 In a world overrun by ghosts and monsters, Lin Que encounters a breathtakingly beautiful young woman in red. She smiles, showing all 28 of her teeth. “Little brother, do you think I’m pretty?” Ding! The System has activated! Choice One: Don’t answer. Run for your life and shout for help to alert the nearby spirit tamers, so they can slay the Slit-Mouthed Woman. Quest reward: One Great Restoration Pill, granting thirty years of cultivation. Choice Two: Say she’s pretty and let the Slit-Mouthed Wo 948Reads8.4Score14114d adds
- 25 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！ [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 15.1kReads8.0Score1.3k14d adds
- 26 Someone Tried to Frame Me, So I Put on a Bandit's Mask! 被人碰瓷，我带上了劫匪头套！ After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Jin is chosen to play a bank robber in a bank drill. On the day of the exercise, as he heads to the bank to carry out the “robbery,” an old woman falls right in front of him. Old woman: “You knocked me down. You’re not going anywhere until you pay me eight or ten thousand yuan.” With the planned time drawing closer, Lu Jin has no choice but to agree to take the old woman to the bank to withdraw the money. Once inside the bank, as the old woman urges L 2.7kReads8.7Score18014d adds
- 27 Outlaw: This Criminal Doesn’t Spare Even Ghosts 法外狂徒：这个罪犯连鬼也不放过 In an age when the supernatural is returning, vicious ghosts are appearing all over the city. Just out of prison, Chu Bei looks serious. “Officer, does the country allow me to commit crimes against ghosts?” The Life-Taking Ghost: “Spirit Management Bureau? I'd like to report a crime. Someone stole my kidneys. Yes, both of them are gone.” The Ghost Vendor: “Is there any justice in this world? I'm just a watermelon seller, and he asked me if my melons were ripe!” The Zombie King from some mass gra 265Reads9.2Score10314d adds
- 28 A Horror Game? I Can Beat It Using Only My Right Hand 惊悚游戏？我只用右手就能过 When you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back at you! So go ahead and look, just don't look for too long! Because... [Mystery] [Detective Fiction] [Supernatural] [Some parts may be hard for female readers to understand. Feel free to skip them or ask the male readers in the comments.] Mo Fei, who was born with alien hand syndrome, is dragged into a terrifying world. Who would have thought his unruly right hand would be skilled at all kinds of things? Cheating at cards, pickpocketing, slippin 20.3kReads8.6Score1.8k14d adds
- 29 Transmigrated as Fahai: I Know Everyone in This Story, So I'm Just Giving Up 穿越法海：全熟人剧本我直接摆烂 I Transmigrated into Fahai: With a Cast Full of Familiar Faces, I’m Just Going to Phone It In 18Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 17.8kReads8.7Score1.4k14d adds
- 31 Beast Taming in a High-Martial World: My Bandit Days Before Becoming an Emperor 高武御兽，我成帝前的土匪生活 Spiritual qi revival sweeps the world. Drawn by an unknown region of the universe, Earth breaks away from its original galaxy and enters a new expanse of space. In this era, everyone joins the military to fight off alien races and defend humanity from outside threats. The ancient martial arts begin to rise again. Humans awaken the bloodlines of their ancient ancestors, while countless powerful warriors shed blood and sacrifice their lives to carve out a battlefield for the myriad races in the en 7.8kReads9.0Score51314d adds
- 32 Starcore Prison: A Pact of Steel and Blood 星核囚笼：机械与血契 Starcore Prison: Machine and Blood Pact 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 Beast Taming: I Really Just Want to Run a Peaceful Restaurant 御兽：我真的只想安稳的开饭店 [Food + opening a shop + everyday life + lighthearted fun + beast taming + System] Also known as: “The Stories I Couldn't Tell About Me and the System,” “A Leisurely Life with Three Little Ones,” “I'm Unbeatable in My Restaurant, So Do Whatever You Like,” and “Shocking! My Three Pet Beasts Are All Big Shots” Foodie Jiang Ming drinks a century-old, top-quality Daughter Red and unexpectedly transmigrates to a parallel world called Blue Star, where he gains a Spirit Chef System. At first, Jiang Min 15.6kReads8.8Score2.4k14d adds
- 34 Hello, Police? Someone's Kidnapped a Law-Abiding Female Ghost 妖妖灵吗？有人绑架良家女鬼 Chen Ziye came out of prison “reformed” and was planning to do something bad to make some money. But he never expected to kidnap a female ghost! Chen Ziye: “Hello? Police? I kidnapped a female ghost, and now I have no idea what to do!” The police showed up, said he'd done the public a service, and rewarded him with ten thousand yuan! You can make money by kidnapping ghosts? And so… Female ghost: “Hello? Police? I'm the female ghost who escaped earlier. I've been kidnapped again!” Zombie: “You lo 7.6kReads9.2Score74114d adds
- 35 My Body Has Rebelled 我的身体造反了 [Death-Seeking Antics, Lighthearted Daily Life, Comedy] An Le awakens memories of his past life and realizes that if he dies just one more time, he’ll become invincible! So he starts actively trying to get himself killed: “What? The campus belle is about to get hit by a car? Everyone, move! I’ll do it!” An Le gets run over by a truck and lies dead on the spot! Just as An Le happily waits to die, a voice rings out from inside his body: Brain: We’ve got a job! All departments, report in! Heart: On 10.8kReads9.3Score87914d adds
- 36 Fallen Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 落花赠卿，请君笑纳 Falling Blossoms for You, Please Accept Them with a Smile 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 Wait for Me, Lady Lingbai 灵柏娘子等等我 That winter night, we sat around the charcoal brazier, the coals crackling as I huddled in a corner and listened to the adults tell a story about the sacred cypress at the village entrance. They said... The person who told me that story has passed away, but the chilling feeling it gave me is still etched in my memory. Now, I’ve adapted the story into a novel. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 A Wild Ride From the Spider Cave to the Immortal Realm 从盘丝洞到仙界的狂飙 A little demon named Su Xiang’er burst out of the Cave of the Silken Webs. Born with the superpower to control objects, she turned Heaven upside down! The Jade Emperor was hopping mad, but there was nothing he could do about it. Unsatisfied with the immortal realm, this little terror ran off to the mortal world and started playing the markets, raking in a fortune. She not only took big names from the immortal realm, like Flower-Fruit Mountain, the Moon Palace, and the Dragon Palace, public, but 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from Elite Universities 高考380分的我，十年后碾压985学霸 I Scored 380 on the College Entrance Exam, Yet Ten Years Later I Outclassed the Top Students from China's 985 Universities 32Reads—Score114d adds
- 40 An AI Torments a Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Until He Questions His Life 千年吸血鬼被AI虐到怀疑人生 A Thousand-Year-Old Vampire Gets Bullied by AI Until He Questions His Life 61Reads—Score214d adds
- 41 Grandpa Starts a Rebellion in Another World, While I Rule the Modern City! 爷爷异界造反，我在都市无敌了！ [Urban, school life, everyday life, campus belle, supernatural powers, keeping a low profile] In the middle of the night, someone knocked on the bathroom mirror. Xiao Fan discovered that his grandfather, Xiao Hai, who had been missing for nine years, was contacting him through a treasured artifact called the Void Mirror. The emperor of another world was incompetent, and his grandfather, who had mastered the art of cultivation, had actually launched a rebellion. Through the mirror, Xiao Fan could 25.7kReads9.1Score3.3k14d adds
- 42 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 我在二战当俘虏的那些年 My Years as a Prisoner of War in World War II 319Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8k14d adds
- 44 Lucky Star of Normandy: The Absurd World War II of a Frontline Soldier 诺曼底幸运星：先锋大兵的离谱二战 The Lucky Star of Normandy: A Vanguard Soldier's Absurd World War II 343Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 This Is Crazy! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 疯了！法国王爷天天造反，死活没人敢杀 He’s Gone Mad! The French Prince Rebels Every Day, Yet No One Dares Kill Him 102Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 I Transmigrated Into the German Army in World War II, Wanted to Surrender, but Kept Racking Up Military Merit 穿越成二战德军，我只想投降却狂拿战功 Transmigrated as a German soldier in World War II, I just want to surrender, but keep racking up military honors —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 I Became the Indestructible Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 活成三国不死小强，谁都杀不掉我 I’ve Become the Undying Cockroach of the Three Kingdoms, and No One Can Kill Me 74Reads—Score214d adds
- 48 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II, I Just Want to Slacken Off and Surrender 穿越成二战德国潜艇艇长，我只想摸鱼投降 Transmigrated into a German U-Boat Captain in World War II: I Just Want to Slack Off and Surrender 957Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 The Grim Reaper? Call Me the Gatling Bodhisattva! 死神？请叫我南无加特林菩萨！ (Full-cast audio + comic adaptation) [Hilarious antics + Superpowers + Mental illness + Merit + System + Parody] When a menace awakens an SSS-rank explosive ability, sorry, school... I’m blowing the whole place up... Someone broke into my house? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing the black market? Blow it up! Someone’s robbing a bank? Blow it up, blow it up, blow it all up! The Goblin Abyss? Wait, I’ll blow that up later. First, let me slip in a laxative... Xing Ye, last in the whole school, awakens 18.7kReads8.8Score2k14d adds
- 50 System? Didn't I Just Bind to One? 系统？我不是刚刚绑定过了吗？ [Transmigration] [Dual Systems] [Multiple Heroines] [Hilarious and Absurd] Everyone else gets cheat powers from a single System. My two Systems spend every day fighting each other! Ye Ao transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation. His name happens to match the legendary online-game ID "Ye Ao, What Can You Do About It?", accidentally activating an online-game System. He thinks he is about to sweep across the immortal world with cheat powers all the way, but who could have guessed a whol 8.6kReads8.3Score82114d adds
