
Calamity: Hey, Buddy, You Can't Mess Around with This
灾变:宝友,这可不兴盘
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.3M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 4y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Spiritual Qi Revival: A Gourd Seed from the Start灵气复苏:开局一颗葫芦籽Former title · until Oct 2026
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Hello everyone, I am Jiji Tudou, the author of this book. I plan to write something funny in this book, so that everyone can have fun together. If you like this book, please leave your five-star praise and comments! ✧(≖ ◡ ≖✿) As for you, yes, it's you, you are so cute and charming, give me five stars! (๑˙❥˙๑)
I stayed up late to read it, and let me tell you about my feelings. When I saw the gourd seed, I thought it was just like other books, and I almost quit. I endured it, so I continued reading. When I saw the file poking the mouse, I knew I had chosen the right book. The book is very beautiful and interesting. It made my bed tremble and creak with laughter. The content is also very detailed, especially the tips given by the author. Very good, keep updating, waiting for it! ✿✿ヽ(°▽°)ノ✿
Wonderful, lighthearted and funny, five stars for it, it made me laugh out loud ~ quack quack
It's full of comedy, the plot is not cliche, and I personally like the character settings. The plot gives me a feeling that is very refreshing to watch, very immersive, and has a strong visual sense. The protagonist is currently doing his own thing, and it is not half improved like other books. Suddenly a woman comes and starts to fall in love. To be honest, if I can, I would also Travel back in time and experience Zhang Xibao's life of making a few million for a live broadcast, and if you have an enemy, it will definitely be the other party who will suffer in the future. You will never suffer a loss. Even if your enemy hates you, you will have to break your teeth and swallow it in your stomach. Moreover, it feels good every time you watch it, and it will always feel good if you keep watching it, old ne said (ง •̀_•́)ง
Not bad, no poison and nutritious. You can enter the light and funny category, recommended by bookworms who have spent nearly a thousand hours.
Just give a brief review: 1. The main plot of this book is still very clear. Although there are a lot of daily routines, it is not uncomfortable. 2. The character of the protagonist is acceptable and acceptable 3. The design of this golden finger is very good Summary: This is a good book, five stars (/≧▽≦/)
Very good, very good, and it suits my taste very well. I will definitely give the author a gift when I make money from writing books in the future.
I read more than half of the word count in two days, and the previous writing is okay. There are some small poisonous points in the stumbling, but the flaws are not concealed. When my sister was abducted by Fatty Qian, I don't understand it. The poisonous points are a bit big and I can't bear it. Let me introduce to future book friends, Fatty Qian is the eldest son of the Qian family. He has been bullied by his own brother for more than ten years. He is a character who is looked down upon by everyone in the family, because the protagonist helps him to become more independent. Han Meimei, the protagonist's deskmate, appears at the beginning. The fat man said that he and his younger brother were attracted to her when they first met and wanted to pursue her. Then the protagonist here entrusted him with taking care of the female emperor's fairy sister who had just arrived in Daxia. When he came back, he found that his sister had been cheated away. Is it so good? Ah???? My sister has been the empress for three years, with millions of people under her command, and she has become a human being. Master Qian helps her with some things just because he is the younger brother of the protagonist. No matter whether his cultivation level is low or not, no matter the huge difference in status, no matter how long they have known each other for only a few months, they are so good to each other???
Even if you look at the previous book, this book is already very good. It also contains many popular jokes, making the book as a whole more accessible to the people.
It is a good book worth recommending. There are some minor problems but they are innocuous. The overall style is relaxed and smooth, and the style is humorous. There are golden fingers, and foreshadowing is interspersed to promote the plot. Each paragraph is moderately long. There are no matryoshka dolls. There are some minor logical problems, but they do not prevent it from being a good article. There is a heroine but very few. We only know who the heroine is after the extra chapter. There is no obvious emotional line. The whole story is based on the plot. Mainly, the combat power in the later period is a bit weak, and the realm in the early stage is also relatively vague. World background 4🌟Plot 4.5🌟Character relationship 4🌟Protagonist 5🌟The overall protagonist's character improves the overall tone of the novel. There is no God's perspective in the decryption level, that is, the protagonist knows what to do before he does it. The whole thing is out of innovative old routines. It's worth a read. It's a rare good article 😄