Everyone Says I Cultivate the Path of Cheap Tricks, but I'm a Desert Doghead!

Name: Everyone Says I Cultivate the Path of Cheap Tricks, but I'm a Desert Doghead!
Author: Mushroom Bully

都说我修贱道，可我是沙漠狗头啊

by Mushroom Bully (蘑菇恶霸)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 269k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 3y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

In the era of the spiritual qi revival, mutated ferocious beasts threatened humanity from within, while the void threatened it from without. Beset by dangers on all sides, humanity's strong fighters built defensive lines to protect their home.

His girlfriend cheats and causes trouble from the start? He awakens the Myriad Worlds Emotion System: arguing with people earns Emotion Points, which can be used for prize draws?

Argue with people? Back in my day, I walked with my hands in my pockets and knew no rivals...

[Thanks for participating! Your consolation prize is luosifen rice noodles!]

Li Yimo: “Li Xiangru, I knew you were a food-type Awakened. I still want steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tail...”

[Thanks for participating! Your consolation prize is steamed lamb!]

Sis, this System of mine really isn’t a self-service ordering machine!

[Congratulations, Host, you have drawn a divine weapon: Divine Sunderer!]

What, a divine weapon? It needs Q stacks too? Do you think I’m a desert dog-headed warrior?

Wait, each Q gives me 120 pounds of strength? Brother, let me Q you once!

Han Jinlun: Young man, what do you think of my calligraphy?

Li Xiangru: Powerful strokes, a masterful hand. But this... Fellow Daoist, could Uncle Han be a Dao Integration expert?

Han Jinlun: What Dao Integration expert? I said we share the same ideals! The same ideals! Enough nonsense. Are you going to learn how to farm ruins in a square, with the Ma-style triangular kill as a bonus? I guarantee you’ll be swimming in treasures from the ruins!

Li Xiangru: Oh, no thanks.

Han Jinlun: %#￥%

“Lowlife Ru, come help! Kill the boss and those minions will disappear!”

“If we kill the boss, the minions disappear? Wait, let me finish Q-ing these few first...”

“Why are you coming at me with an axe? Don’t come any closer...”

“I hope you remember: you can call me a dog, but you can’t call me a lowlife, because I really am a desert dog-headed warrior!”

Li Xiangru clasped his hands behind his back and declared proudly.

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Author, you've ruined this! Ever since I saw the second artifact couldn't be bound, I knew there was no point in continuing. It's impossible to write anymore. Forget about future artifacts. No one wants to read this; no one would feel comfortable reading this far. If you're going to use this as the main plot, then the whole thing is wrong from the start.
6 likes2y ago
I'll watch for a bit first. I've just started, and I hope it doesn't turn out to be some jumbled mess of plot development from "Spare Me, Great Lord" combined with League of Legends lore. 🙂 Otherwise, I'll give you my first rant of the year. It's not that I'm prejudiced or petty, but I'll just watch for a bit more before commenting.
6 likes3y ago
That guy really needs to change the plot! 🤦🤦🤦 The more I watch, the more it looks like "Spare Me, My Lord!"
6 likes3y ago
The protagonist seems to be dressed in a completely foreign language; he knows about the Grim Reaper but not the Emperor of the Desert. And the author's description of the protagonist's sister is utterly nonsensical. She's overly lively and mischievous, giving off a bratty, unruly vibe. It feels like she has some affection for the protagonist, but not much, which is rather unpleasant.
5 likes3y ago
It has a strong "King" vibe; the character design is so similar.
5 likes3y ago
There's a reason no one's watching. You gave your sister a level 6 artifact, but who can you explain to her where the divine mount came from? And what's wrong with you, you cheater? Your sister is also a cheater, starting at Bronze 1. Why didn't you start at King 1?
4 likes3y ago
The protagonist only gets the first artifact he draws, and the second one is given to his sister because he can't use it. I think that's reasonable, but it doesn't bother me. It seems like there might be a third artifact later on that he might not be able to use, which makes me very unhappy. So I'll give it four stars.
4 likes3y ago
Brother, please revise the plot. This is the story of "Your Majesty, have mercy!"
4 likes3y ago
Maybe I'm being too selfish. If the artifact is unusable, why give it to her? I'm not happy about giving it to my sister. And you're even taking her to grind? I don't understand. Won't this cause problems?
3 likes3y ago
The plea for mercy from the king is too strong.
3 likes3y ago