Novels like You Were Told to Be a Thief, Not to Become a Thieving Immortal
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- 51 Gazing Across the Four Seas 观四海 This isn't a conventional web novel. It features multidimensional space, rotating and traversing time sequences, and a diverse world of mutated races (beastfolk, insect races, marine life, and more), with varied narrative styles, interlocking plotlines, major foreshadowing, and tightly closed logical loops. The male lead, Qin Wei, can communicate with marine life and is also the chosen one most trusted by the Insect Queen. He seems to keep awakening as time turns, yet fails again and again. He m 225Reads—Score—14d adds
- 52 They Sent You Undercover, Not to Become a Crime Boss 让你卧底，没让你做黑道老大 Lost at the ends of the earth, drifting so far off the grid that no one can find me. With both parents dead, no relatives or friends, and a childhood spent hanging around entertainment venues, I'm practically born to be an undercover agent. Three years, then another three. Chief, if you don't close the net soon, I'll end up living happily ever after with the gang boss! 400Reads7.9Score10014d adds
- 53 A Divine General Dwells Above the Jade Tower, and Building Towers Makes Me Stronger! 琼楼之上有神将，我盖楼就变强！ [A wildly imaginative fantasy built around architecture, entirely original, with nothing like it anywhere online!] In a world where architecture reigns supreme, every building must endure a Heavenly Tribulation when it is first constructed! If it survives the tribulation, a guardian general will be born within it! If it fails, the building will vanish into nothingness! Guardian generals are born with all kinds of miraculous abilities, and humans can fuse with them to gain their tremendous powers 497Reads9.2Score—14d adds
- 54 This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead 笑疯了！这哥们人人喊打 [Funny + lighthearted + wicked + absurd + at war with the whole world + come in for a laugh] Ling Chen is a born troublemaker whom everyone naturally dislikes. A fortune-teller said his fate was so harsh that his father would die when he was three, his mother would be doomed when he was seven, and he would never have a complete family. So his father ran away, and his mother cut ties with him too. After finally making it into college, Ling Chen is hated by the entire school and sent to the fronti 35.6kReads7.8Score3k14d adds
- 55 I Become a Dragon Through Reincarnation Across the Heavens 我在诸天轮回化龙 One step into the martial world, and a storm of bloodshed follows. I began seeking martial arts in the waning years of the Yuan dynasty. I stormed Emei to seize the Heaven Reliant Sword, then crossed the seas to claim the Dragon-Slaying Saber and master the Dragon-Subduing Palms. I explored the Langhuan Blessed Land and learned the Northern Darkness Divine Skill. I also crossed palms with Northern Qiao Feng to see whose skills were superior. I entered Water-Moon Cave Heaven to seek the Tong Clan 2.2kReads7.5Score33914d adds
- 56 The American Civil War: My Days Living with a Dragon Girl 南北战争：我与龙娘同居的日子 [Alternate-history setting with modern warfare + demi-humans + one strong female lead + transmigration into the setting + Eastern dragon + light mystery with a slice-of-life focus + no System + no brainless decisions or cheat powers] Question: How did you two end up falling for each other in a situation like this? He Zhixing: She hissed at me and bit my hand the first time we met, then insisted we live together. I figured, fine, we can live together, but I didn’t expect her to jump me right away 8.3kReads9.4Score1.1k14d adds
- 57 Bah! I'm the Villain, Why Should I Have Any Decency? 呸！当反派，要什么素质啊！ [Absurd Villain × Rebellious Brothers] [Digging holes, taking everything seriously, putting all challengers in their place, humiliating scumbags, cracking jokes, born shameless, and an unhinged schemer!] Jiang Chen gets sent flying by a truck and transmigrates into a book as a miserable rich second-generation villain. He chases the goddess of his dreams for three years without even holding her hand, then blows his money until he dies, only to become a Dragon King's prison mate and die in agony w 15.1kReads8.0Score1.3k14d adds
- 58 The Fierce Young Lord 世子凶猛 The new dynasty has just been founded, and every trade is waiting to be rebuilt. The recommended civil officials strike grand poses and hold forth, already the forerunners of keyboard warriors. The founding generals endure every humiliation without complaint, keeping their heads down and tails tucked. At the Prince of Yue's residence, the third young master, Qin You, clutches the letter confirming his broken engagement. He looks over the accounts showing that the household staff's wages are over 7.7kReads8.7Score80914d adds
- 59 Venerable God of the Nine Netherworlds 九幽神尊 [Reborn + satisfying revenge + genius protagonist + not a goody-goody + not a simp + traditional fantasy + playing the pig to eat the tiger + ruthless and decisive + ruthless and cunning] I am Du Chaolin, from Earth, and I was a top student at a prestigious university. I have a Chaos Spiritual Root. I’m a born genius and king, reaching Nascent Soul in five years and Great Ascension in a century. I possess a divine cauldron that can collect all things and destroy all immortals. I’m ruthless and 57Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 60 My Junior Brother Is Obviously Overpowered, Yet He Insists on Keeping a Low Profile 小师弟明明超强，却过分低调 (Lighthearted and invincible + no suffering in silence + multiple heroines, but no brainless harem antics + no System) Ye Chen was the junior disciple of the strongest hidden sect in the Immortal Realm. Blessed with a Myriad Laws Physique and exceptional talent, he became the Immortal Realm's “most well-connected young master.” But he was mischievous and devious, causing trouble everywhere: stealing immortal herbs, spying on female disciples as they bathed, and kidnapping people for ransom. The 17.9kReads8.6Score1.7k14d adds
- 61 The Little Demonic Cultivator 修仙小魔头 Technological cultivation + invincible genius + cautious villain + no heroine After transmigrating into the Primordial World as Huang Tianba, master of the Tyrant Blade Mountain Manor, he is condemned by everyone just because he has a demonic physique. There’s no way he’ll put up with that. He strikes back with a barrage of attacks, beating the chosen one into fleeing with his head in his hands. When he sees the chosen one jump off a cliff, he rounds up every woman within ten miles, even female 5.3kReads8.7Score36214d adds
- 62 A Mortal's Quest for Immortality 凡人寻仙 [Mortal's journey + no System + no harem + no transmigration] Ye Zhou, a village boy, awakens his spiritual root thanks to a small family-inherited gourd that can change the age of medicinal herbs, and embarks on a long journey of cultivation. Everyone schemes against everyone else, danger lurks everywhere, and affection is as thin as paper. Steadfast determination and a sharp mind are his only supports. Millions of years later, he climbs the road to immortality, survives the tribulation of ligh 5.5kReads8.6Score48114d adds
- 63 Unparalleled Throughout the Ages 冠古绝今 Spiritual qi revival, mythology descends! Olympus, the gods of India, and deities from every heaven appear in the mortal world to reap their harvest. Whispers from the Old Ones crawl out of the abyss, and unspeakable horrors erode reality. Zhang Guangu, whose fate twists and turns and who endures countless tribulations, eventually discovers that he is the product of an ancient god's leader and the source of Earth's cultivation civilization fused together. He deduces the laws, dismantles divine a 14Reads—Score10214d adds
- 64 Slave Cultivator 修奴 Cultivators fish for fun, as a refined hobby. They consider eating fish beneath them. The fish he caught were casually handed over to the kitchen to feed the slaves. In a moment of carelessness, he forgot to remove the hook. And so, a little slave came into possession of that fishhook, setting the stage for a grand and turbulent era. I’ve been writing web novels for over ten years. I take my work seriously and know how to handle a traditional fantasy epic with a sweeping scope. I won’t drop the 3.8kReads8.7Score41614d adds
- 65 The Witch Initiated Me from the Start, So I Applied to Become Her Cultivation Cauldron 开局被魔女开光，我申请成为炉鼎 A new work is here! You can read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support is what keeps me writing, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 11.4kReads8.8Score1.2k14d adds
- 66 I Have Scratch Cards: Surely Becoming a Dao Ancestor Is No Problem? 我有刮刮卡，当个道祖没问题吧？ My name is Dao Anran: Dao as in “sanctimonious,” and Anran as in “sanctimonious.” All I want is to make money and help beautiful women in need. Anyone who gets in my way, no matter how difficult, must die!!! 3.6kReads8.7Score18714d adds
- 67 Two Systems From the Start, I Take One Out on the Spot! 开局俩系统，当场干掉一个！ [System + no romance + comedy + immortality + shameless antics] At the peak of madness lies pure lunacy. With me, Tan Feng, around, the whole world can go crazy! After transmigrating into the cultivation world, he gains two Systems. Not only can he come back to life, he also earns rewards for causing trouble and making a getaway. Tan Feng decides to take shamelessness to the extreme. When his enemies pay respects to their ancestors, he slams his head into a tombstone and shouts, “From now on, I 19.1kReads8.7Score1.8k14d adds
- 68 My Brother Is Calling for Help, but Grandpa Says Never to Look Back 弟弟在求救，祖父却说千万别回头 My younger brother was calling for help, but Grandfather said, "Whatever you do, don't look back." 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 69 Bearing the Five Turbidities, I Walk Through a Wicked Age 身负五浊，行于恶世 [Xuanhuan] [Superpowers] [Single Heroine] [Two Powerful Leads] [Pseudo-Ensemble Cast] [No System] [Slow Burn] “When you look back on your life, how would you define yourself?” In 2050, alien species invaded Blue Star. Led by the “Dream Masters” who had awakened their “Strange Eyes,” humanity raised the banner of resistance against the all-consuming tide. The Five Turbidities: the turbidity of kalpas, views, sentient beings, afflictions, and life. As you journey through this evil world of the Fiv 2.3kReads—Score23114d adds
- 70 The Strongest Cultivation Method: Stellar Evolution 最强修仙法星辰衍变 A new kind of high-IQ cultivation novel, bringing together the best elements of the genre. After tens of billions of years, the universe gradually evolved from primordial chaos into a world imbued with spirit and suitable for life. In their quest for power and immortality, living beings embarked on the long path of cultivation. By the Primordial Era, the cultivation world had reached its peak. A cultivator accidentally obtained a divine treasure born of nature. It recorded the universe’s creati 294Reads9.2Score—14d adds
- 71 A Lovebird in Captivity, a Prison of Desire 爱之囚鸟，欲之樊笼 [The rating will go up] [A realistic story] [If you still believe in love] Xu Lin suddenly remembers that today is the anniversary of his wife Zhao Siyan's death. A year ago, his wife Zhao Siyan and his mother-in-law Feng Bailu were in a car accident. Zhao Siyan died mysteriously, while Feng Bailu was left paralyzed in bed. 21.5kReads6.6Score1k14d adds
- 72 Secrets of the Three Kingdoms: The Truth Behind Zhuge Liang's Downfall of Li Yan 三国机密：诸葛亮废李严的真相 The Hidden Truth of the Three Kingdoms: Why Zhuge Liang Stripped Li Yan of His Power 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 73 There’s Nothing Special About Me, So I Can’t Be the Protagonist! 平平无奇的我，才不会是主角呢！ Wu Qi always thought he was an ordinary person. He believed that, as someone with no particular talent, the most important thing was to keep a low profile! Everyone else: ... You call punching someone so hard they fly around the Earth once keeping a low profile? You call lifting objects weighing several tons with one hand and casually dragging them along with the other keeping a low profile? You call treating demon beasts that everyone considers dangerous as snacks keeping a low profile? Most im 14.9kReads8.8Score1.5k14d adds
- 74 The Water Margin Demon Stars Are All My Resources: From Traits to Kingship 水浒魔星皆我资粮：从词条到王业 The Oath of the Liangshan Brotherhood? A legacy of loyalty and righteousness? Wang Ying, the Short-Legged Tiger, takes hearts and livers to sober up. Zhu Gui, the Dry-Land Crocodile, uses human fat to light his lamps! Deng Fei, the Fiery-Eyed Lion, eats human flesh until his eyes turn red! Song Jiang plots to cut off Qin Ming's escape route. Wu Yong kills Zhu Tong's young master to force him up the mountain! Dong Ping steals a man's wife and daughters, then wipes out his entire household! Sun Er 97.7kReads8.6Score12k14d adds
- 75 Martial Cultivator 武夫 Across the vast human world, demons lurk everywhere. Human lives are as worthless as weeds, and the people are treated like pigs and dogs. "The world needs to change." Standing by the Wei River, the young man smiled and said, "There are demons in this world, and I have a blade." 341Reads9.2Score—14d adds
- 76 My Father Pretended to Be Mute, and My Boyfriend Lied to Me 装哑的父亲和骗我的男友 A father who pretends to be mute and a boyfriend who deceives me 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 77 I’m a Max-Level Kid, and the Government Wants Me to Obey the Law! 我！满级小孩哥，国家劝我守法！ Short drama: [The little genius makes a comeback, and the Bandit System is online] Lin Dong transmigrates to Blue Star as an eight-year-old first grader! And gets bound to the Century-Defining Bandit System! [Counterfeiting mission: Host, produce two hundred thousand US dollars] In art class, while all the other students are drawing cute pictures, Lin Dong draws a brand-new US dollar bill. And it passes through the money-printing machine! 6.7kReads8.1Score54414d adds
- 78 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 7.2kReads8.1Score53814d adds
- 79 A Rank-One Mortal Cultivator 一阶凡修 A classic mortal's path to immortality. With a mixed Five-Element spiritual root, the protagonist overcomes one obstacle after another through hard work and fortuitous encounters, rising to prominence in the cultivation world. Stages: Qi Refining → Foundation Establishment → Golden Core → Nascent Soul → Spirit Transformation → Void Refinement → Body Integration → Great Ascension → Tribulation Transcendence 4kReads6.8Score37714d adds
- 80 The Misadventures of a Cultivator 苦逼修仙传 Unable to visit a brothel, unable to die, he unexpectedly obtains a useless immortal artifact: "Young man! From this day forward, you will defy fate, crush every genius in your path, marry a beautiful, wealthy woman, and reach the pinnacle of life!!" From martial arts to qinggong, internal arts, heart sutras, flying on swords, riding dragons and treading on jiaolong, spiritual power, immortal arts... Not an invincible protagonist story, not mindless, not a System story, mostly lighthearted and f 876Reads—Score10514d adds
- 81 One Man, One Donkey, One Dog: The Path to Immortality 一人一驴一狗去修仙 [Sneaky and shameless + outrageously crafty + scheming + satisfying power fantasy + master of dirty tricks + lighthearted + no shame] When fighting people: “Dahei, go be the bait! Er Lyuzi, kick him in the butt while I smack the back of his head!” When fighting ghosts: “Dahei, spit blood at it! Er Lyuzi, blast it with your farts while I blow it up with a Divine Fire Thunderbolt Pill!” When fighting demons: “Dahei, use triple the dose of Five-Step Drop! Er Lyuzi, get the demon-binding rope and th 17.8kReads9.2Score1.6k14d adds
- 82 EN Villain: Sentencing the Protagonist to Castration at the Start, Leaving Him in Despair 反派：开局判处主角宫刑，主角崩溃了 [Can't Handle Hardship, No Grievances, Pure Indulgence + Absurd Humor + Villain Torments the Protagonist + Decisive and Ruthless + A Bevy of Beauties + No Saintly Hero] Jiang Yantian transmigrates into a fantasy world, starting out as a minor villain, but gains a System that lets him humiliate the protagonist. As long as he humiliates the protagonist and does all sorts of things to make his life difficult, he earns Humiliation Points! So, from the start, he takes out the protagonist blessed by f 5.4kReads8.4Score38914d adds
- 83 From Menial Alchemist to Immortal: I Start by Combining Failed Pills 炼丹房打杂，从废丹合成开始修仙 Qin Feng transmigrates into a menial worker at the Qinghefang alchemy workshop, where his daily duties are washing medicinal herbs, disposing of failed pills, and cleaning. With a mixed spiritual root, he thought he would never become an immortal in this life, but then he suddenly gains an unlimited synthesis panel. Any item can be synthesized to improve its quality: Discarded pills become low-grade pills, low-grade pills become inferior pills, then medium-grade pills, top-grade pills, and beyon 9.3kReads8.2Score96514d adds
- 84 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发，小姨哭诉发晚了？ Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 12.1kReads9.0Score1.1k14d adds
- 85 I Escaped That Cannibalistic Old Street with Nothing but a Skewer of Candied Hawthorn? 我逃出那条吃人的老街，只靠手里的一串冰糖葫芦？ I escaped that man-eating old street with nothing but a skewer of candied hawthorn berries in my hand? 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 86 Diving 2.0 跳水2.0 Diving 2.0 —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 87 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 978Reads8.3Score10514d adds
- 88 Thunderous Crackdown on Black Crime in the Political Arena 官场之雷霆扫黑 The chessboard of power, every move calculated, every step taken on thin ice. No matter how cautious you are, you can never guard against everything. Li Yan, a community officer at a local police station, starts from the very bottom. He refuses to buckle under pressure and fears no powerful figures. With thunderous force, he uproots every criminal gang and underworld faction. Step by step, he rises to the pinnacle of power! 86.9kReads8.2Score6.5k14d adds
- 89 Revolutionizing the Qing: A Changing Era of Self-Strengthening 革清：自强变局 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 134.1kReads9.1Score9k14d adds
- 90 Martial Dao Emperor 武道大帝 Born into humble circumstances, Luo Xiu has only average talent. But by chance, he fuses with a treasure formed from the origins of the laws of life and death. From then on, he carries the Wheel of Life and Death within him, commands reincarnation, creates supreme divine arts, and becomes a great emperor who stands above all, past and present! 6kReads8.6Score25814d adds
- 91 Reborn in 1990: From Having a Baby to Making My Way in the World 重生九零，从生娃开始闯荡江湖 [No goody-two-shoes] [Period] [Underworld] [Passionate] [Decisive and ruthless] [Multiple heroines + wish fulfillment] Xu Lin is reborn in the 1990s and activates the More Children, More Blessings System. 11.3kReads6.9Score81914d adds
- 92 Mysteries, the Path to Immortality, and an Angler 神秘，仙路，钓鱼佬 (A xianxia take on the Sequence genre, a schemer, a mastermind behind the scenes, and a battle of wits. Also updating: From the Start: A Broken Jade Peers into Immortal Secrets, The Terrifying Path of Immortal Cultivation, The Path of the Unorthodox Immortal, and The Eerie Path of Immortality.) Twelve mysterious immortal paths, one hundred and eight ranks of immortal status, forging a mysterious immortal! … Su Changsheng transmigrates to another world and spends ten years as a beggar, with Old 2.2kReads8.8Score12614d adds
- 93 The Nascent Soul Ancestor Becomes a Security Guard 元婴老祖当保安 He is the only Nascent Soul Ancestor in the Age of Declining Dharma, yet he chose to seal his cultivation and become a lowly security guard in a bustling city. Li Qingfeng had stood at the pinnacle of the cultivation world a thousand years ago. To break through to the Deity Transformation realm, he sealed his cultivation and plunged into the mortal world. By day, he is "Old Li," the cheerful security guard at the Shengshi Huating residential complex. He patrols, watches the gates, settles disput 411Reads—Score—14d adds
- 94 The Mechanic Who Started in the Wilderness! 从荒野开始的机械师！ Lin Feng was reborn in the wilderness. After thirty days of sign-in, he would receive a cosmic treasure. These treasures were said to be capable of changing the balance of power across an entire universe! But who could have guessed that the treasures had to be picked up in person, with no delivery included… 8.5kReads9.0Score59814d adds
- 95 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score42414d adds
- 96 The Dog-Walking Judge: Money Makes the World Go Round! 带狗判官，有钱能使我推磨！ [The rating has been deliberately pushed extremely low, rock-solid and steady!] [The Douyin comic adaptation has over 100 million views and ranks 31st in Hongguo’s comic history. The quality speaks for itself, so enjoy with confidence!] (Villains, bandits, human nature, and a realistic writing style. Saints are welcome.) God created light, and you insist on picking a fight with Him? If you’re wondering who God is, then whoever has the biggest fist is God, damn it! Shu Yinghui: A man with flexibl 59.3kReads7.2Score5.1k14d adds
- 97 Guess the Golden Finger or Die 猜对金手指，就会死 Across the land of Shenzhou, a heavenly gift descends once every hundred years. Those chosen can receive a powerful golden finger. Those who receive one are known as Chosen Ones. The Chosen Ones have endless trump cards and can suppress peerless prodigies. But if anyone correctly guesses a Chosen One's golden finger, that person will die! The transmigrator Song Tianli has spent twenty years laying his plans, waiting for his golden finger to arrive. 32kReads7.3Score3.7k14d adds
- 98 American TV: Starting with Chicago P.D. 美剧：从芝加哥警署开始 [Suit-Wearing Tough Guy + Gunfights and Action + Leveling Up by Taking Down Enemies + Morally Gray] Li Sen transmigrates into the role of a sergeant in the intelligence unit of the Chicago Police Department. He activates the Punisher System and empties magazine after magazine without hesitation. Assault, abuse, kidnapping, murder, robbery, gangs, black or white, powerful or high-ranking, if you're guilty, you die! Luxury cars, mansions, beautiful women, money, guns, clean up the underworld and g 9.6kReads8.2Score87014d adds
- 99 I Only Tried to Get Myself Killed Once, and I’m Rewarded with a Chaos Constitution? 我才作死一次，就奖励混沌体？ [System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p 5.2kReads8.3Score59814d adds
- 100 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 17.8kReads8.7Score1.4k14d adds
