
You Were Told to Be a Thief, Not to Become a Thieving Immortal
让你当贼,没让你修成盗仙
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 4.0M Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Eastern Cultivation
- Updated
- 2y ago
- English
- Request a translation
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It's novel, very good-looking, and worth watching.
The author's skillful use of dialogue and body language to tell a story, while maintaining a humorous and witty style, demonstrates their expertise and exceptional writing ability. It remains to be seen whether the author will continue to put in the same dedication and effort in future works; we eagerly await more. The girl said, "Which of you three kills the protagonist?
This book is alright. While reading, try to empathize with the protagonist, the discrimination people face against his profession, his upbringing, his parents' distrust of him, and his experiences. This will help you understand why he emphasizes principles. His principles apply only to himself; principles and morality are two different things. Later, the protagonist suddenly became very stupid.
I've read over a hundred chapters, and I personally think it's quite good. At least it's one of the few books I've been able to keep reading lately. 🤦
This is a book I've been following for a long time. It's wonderful and very enjoyable. Five stars!
I really like the male lead's personality; he's so funny. Reading this book is so enjoyable, it's never boring, it's addictive, I absolutely love it! I hope the author keeps up the good work and updates more often. 😘
It's interesting, rare to find such an interesting protagonist leveling up novel. I'm sick of reading other interesting ones. If you like this kind of interesting story, you should read political intrigue series. I finished the first 20 chapters and it was not bad. I hope the later chapters don't become overly sentimental. (Comment from a reader with thousands of hours of reading experience)
This book is worth reading; the plot is fast-paced.
The protagonist is very unique, the plot is exciting, and especially the language. Whether someone is friend or foe, or neither, everyone has their own stance, and the language is very smooth and precise. The battle scenes are also described very well.
This book requires careful and attentive reading; you'll understand many things, principles, morals, and truths. In my 20 years of reading, this is the best book I've ever read, bar none. I'm simply amazed by the author's boldness and hope the author is well!