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- 151 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 752Reads7.2Score10314d adds
- 152 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Family Lucky Star 三岁半，全家福星杀疯了 [The Greatest Sword Cultivator Under Heaven + A Cute Child’s Revenge + Surviving the Cold Palace + Face-slapping the Villains + The Whole Family’s Beloved + Saving Her Father at the Border + The Dethroned Crown Prince Turns the Tables + The Entire Court Kneels in Submission + From Abandoned Baby to Grand Princess Who Protects the Nation] Alternate title: The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Cutie Who Wiped Out the Dog Emperor’s Entire Family Shen Yu, the greatest sword cultivator under heaven, was coax 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 153 A Servant with Heaven-Defying Comprehension: I Can Dismantle Every Cultivation Technique 杂役悟性逆天：我能拆解天下功法 Lin Yuan transmigrates to a world of cultivation and becomes the most inconspicuous menial disciple of the Tai Xuan Sect. While others painstakingly cultivate their techniques, he can spot their flaws at a glance. While others fight over inheritances, he can take fragmented texts, formation diagrams, alchemy recipes, and magical artifacts apart and rebuild them layer by layer. From the servants' quarters to the inner sect, from secret-realm palaces to the grand debate across the Nine Provinces, 127Reads—Score—14d adds
- 154 The Prankster Wreaks Havoc in the Cultivation World 整蛊专家祸害修仙界 [Face-Slapping + Pranks + Wild Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + System Cultivation] Others endure lightning tribulations when they cross a heavenly trial; he’s afraid the System will make him drink “Sissy Potion.” Others seclude themselves to break through; he squats in the alchemy room brewing “Supercharged Fart.” No spiritual roots? No problem, just eat laxatives as pills. No powerful backers? Don’t worry, prank the Immortal Venerable and make him your patron. He pranks the white-robed sainte 149Reads—Score—14d adds
- 155 We're Divorced, So What Do I Do About the Princess Consort Having Triplets? 都和离了，王妃生了三胞胎怎么办 [One-on-one + pocket dimension + cute kids + regretful husband pursues his wife] Li Mingyue, a live wire in the apocalypse, was schemed against by a scumbag man and a wicked woman, and died full of resentment! When she wakes again, she has become Li Mingyue, the legitimate daughter blamed for her mother’s death, and she is about to marry her betrothed, the Prince of War, Feng Jiang! After six rocky months of marriage, Li Mingyue thinks the only problems with her husband are that his needs in cer 7.9kReads9.1Score1k14d adds
- 156 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气，反派哭，神明跪 Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 71Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 157 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 7.2kReads8.1Score53814d adds
- 158 Dude, Are You Collecting Historical Figures? 不是哥们，你收集古人啊 [Meme humor]+ [Laugh-out-loud comedy]+ [Three Kingdoms]+ [Water Margin]+ [Unhinged]+ [Awkward singing]+ [Workhorse] This is a funny transmigration story about a workhorse, a slacker, and a monkey. They first transmigrate to the Three Kingdoms era and collect its heroes, only to discover that the heroes they’ve collected are supposed to play Honor of Kings for their master! Later, the chief hall master who got in through the back door usurps the throne, and the three of them end up in the Water M 43Reads—Score—14d adds
- 159 Leave Me Alone! I'm Just a Mosquito, and I'm Male! 放过我吧，我只是只蚊子，公的！ Give me a break! I’m just a mosquito, and a male one at that! 159Reads—Score—14d adds
- 160 My Drunken Childhood Friend Kissed Me by Force 醉酒竹马强吻我 My Drunken Childhood Friend Steals a Kiss 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 161 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 162 I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计，女帝直呼活阎王 Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b 18.1kReads8.3Score1.9k14d adds
- 163 The Journey to the West Gang: The Ruthless Bandit Tang Sanzang 西游团伙：悍匪唐三葬 I am Tang Sanzang, and I bury the heavens, the earth, and all living beings! A bandit gang, growing bigger and stronger: first seize Spirit Mountain, then build a new glory! Sun Xingzhe: Tathagata, my master is the boss now. Get over here and bow to him! Zhu Bajie: Here's your surprise: my master isn't here for the scriptures, he's here for your life! Sha Wujing: Damn it, I'm a very cultured person. I don't like swearing at people! The Queen: Brother, if I eat this, will I really live forever? “ 133Reads9.1Score—14d adds
- 164 She Knows What She Wants 她主意太正 She’s far too headstrong. 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 165 I Read the Gossip in Court, So Why Are You All Losing It? 我在朝堂吃瓜，你们怎么都破防了 [Everyone Can Hear Her Thoughts + Gossip + Absurd Comedy] The first thing Song Tingzhi did after transmigrating was forget her roots. The second was get carried away and push her luck. She thought she was doing pretty well. At the same time, she got a gossip System, and it even had a people-pleasing personality. But nobody told her that everyone could hear her thoughts!? [Shocking: The Grand Tutor actually enjoys immersing himself in the smell of feet.] Everyone: Smelling feet is one thing, but 2.6kReads7.8Score29814d adds
- 166 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 2Reads—Score114d adds
- 167 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门：祖师爷是个大忽悠 (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 909Reads8.9Score—14d adds
- 168 This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？ After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his 31Reads—Score—14d adds
- 169 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 170 Online Romance Turns Real: Is the Rich Lady Actually a Male Streamer? 网恋奔现：富婆竟是男主播？ Qin Fei, a male college student majoring in broadcasting, eagerly went to meet the “rich older sister” he'd been dating online. But waiting at the bus stop was the washed-up, sleazy streamer Ju Huatai, driving a Ferrari and holding a bouquet. “I've already booked a room. Since we're here...” “Get lost, you disgusting pervert!!!” A chaotic, disastrous meet-up brought together two people who had nothing to do with each other. It also led Qin Fei into the world of livestreaming, where one hilarious 2.7kReads8.2Score17914d adds
- 171 Springtime in Chang’an 春色满唐 (Winner of the National Library’s “Explore Ancient Books, See History” writing contest) Zhang Chuanbai is an utterly ordinary young man living in the Tang Dynasty during the Zhenguan era. Because he is good at dreaming, he knows plenty of things from later generations. As Zhang Chuanbai grows into a child prodigy, he discovers that his whole family is made up of main characters. His father: mysterious and a professional pie deliveryman; His mother: whatever she raises gets nice and plump, and sh 3.9kReads9.2Score37514d adds
- 172 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 3.2kReads8.8Score38214d adds
- 173 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 174 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 She Wore a Red Wedding Dress 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 175 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.2kReads8.1Score39914d adds
- 176 Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强？我空间双手插兜！ [Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can 11.3kReads7.9Score94614d adds
- 177 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with His Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 前男友靠小作文爆火后，我迅速开了个带货直播间 After My Ex-Boyfriend Went Viral with a Long Post, I Quickly Started a Livestream Shop 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 178 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 978Reads8.3Score10514d adds
- 179 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来，接着狂 Come on, keep acting tough. 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 180 The Great Ming Street Hustler: From the Start, I Made Zhu Yuanzhang Cry 大明街溜子：开局怼哭朱元璋 I woke up as a street punk in the Ming Dynasty, and got saddled with a lousy System that insists I do good deeds? “Seriously, does anyone else get how awful this emperor is?” I talked back to him twice, and not only did he fly into a rage and try to kill me, he started crying! 1.5kReads5.4Score—14d adds
- 181 I Went Home for New Year Without Renting a Car, and the Whole Village Thought I Was Down on My Luck 过年回家没租车，全村以为我落寞 Last year, Qin Mo went home for the New Year after working away from home. Wanting to look successful, he rented a car for the trip. He even donated 50,000 yuan toward road repairs in the village. Everyone assumed he was doing well in business, but this year he hadn’t earned a penny. Not only did he rent no car, he was forced to return to his hometown early. When Qin Mo came back, the villagers assumed his business had failed and he was down on his luck. What Qin Mo never expected was that, afte 5.1kReads8.7Score24914d adds
- 182 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 183 The Three-and-a-Half-Year-Old Little Ancestor Comes Down the Mountain to Save Her Mother 三岁半小祖宗下山救娘 [Adorable Kid + Powerful Figures + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Beloved by All + Face-Slapping + System + Transmigrate + Scumbag Father Gets His Comeuppance + Mother-Daughter Bond + God of War Uncle Prince + Daily Dose of Satisfaction] (The story has only just received its rating. Some chapters are being revised and replaced, and the rating will rise later.) Thrown into the wilderness by her own father the moment she was born? Little Yu’er will remember that score. At three and a half, she co 8kReads7.4Score1.1k14d adds
- 184 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 548Reads8.5Score10114d adds
- 185 My Livestream Mission Is to Livestream 我的直播任务是直播 [Livestream] [Comedy] [Absurd] [Just-for-Fun Story] Jiang Xian gets a Livestream System. As long as he completes tasks while livestreaming, he can earn rewards. [Ding! Host's livestream task for today: livestream.] Jiang Xian: ??? What do you mean, my livestream task is to livestream? [Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've received a reward: 10 in cash!] Jiang Xian: ??? 10? Not ten thousand, just ten bucks? I've never seen a System this stingy!!! 220.8kReads8.7Score20.6k14d adds
- 186 A Little Zombie’s Diary of Growing Up in Ancient Times 小丧尸的古代成长日记 [No Romance + Silly Comedy + Pocket Dimension + Superpowers + Lightning-Fast Face-Slapping + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Everyone's Favorite] The story of an eight-year-old little zombie who transmigrates to a bandit village and causes trouble every day as she grows up. A cheerful, cozy story with no awful characters, and no dragged-out face-slapping. The villagers are all bandit descendants, a bunch of brawny, hilarious people. Ever since Little Zombie got brains, she's either causing trouble or 13.1kReads9.0Score2.5k14d adds
- 187 After Marrying the Heirless Prince, the General’s Poisonous Daughter Goes on a Rampage 嫁给绝嗣王爷后，将门毒妃杀疯了 [Two strong leads + unmatched skill in medicine and poison + punishing scoundrels] She was a medical doctor and elite soldier in the apocalypse. After transmigrating to an alternate ancient world, she became the unpopular eldest daughter of a general's household. She spent ten years at the family shrine in the countryside, praying for her father and brothers. When she returned, she discovered that an adopted daughter had taken her place, stolen her family's affection, and even taken her fiancé. 1.2kReads8.3Score18614d adds
- 188 When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗：你瞅啥？ My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol 617Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 189 The Legitimate Daughter Defies Fate with Her Medical Skills 嫡女她靠医术逆天改命 [Historical Romance, Family Intrigue, Political Schemes, Medical Knowledge, Protecting Family, Play the pig to eat the tiger, Destined Match, Revenge] After staying up all night to finish a tragic historical romance, medical doctor Yun Shu opens her eyes to find herself reborn as the book's ill-fated sacrificial character: the legitimate daughter of the third branch of the Yong'an Marquis household. In the story, her father, a top scholar, will die young, her gentle mother will die in childbirth 253Reads—Score—14d adds
- 190 From the Start, I Dig Through the Pan God’s Tomb 开局挖穿盘神墓 Lighthearted, hilarious urban fantasy with a wild imagination From hidden secrets beneath a bustling metropolis to a fantastical journey through a bizarre and wondrous world. He keeps a hunting dog on his left and a hawk on his right. When it's time to act, he acts; when it's time to back down, he backs down. He's a dashing charmer, quick-witted and funny, with a real rascal's streak. They met in a psychiatric hospital. It was fate, and she went from a rebellious girl to a beloved daughter of h 463Reads—Score—14d adds
- 191 Betrayed by the System From the Start, I Catch the Eye of a CEO's Heiress 开局被系统坑，竟被总裁千金盯上 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novels. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is my motivation to write, and I will strive to tell every story well! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 192 After My Wife Killed Me, I Automatically Reborn 被娘子砍死后，自动重生 After his wife chops him to death, a bug triggers and he keeps being reborn. He goes drinking at brothels and gets chopped to death, then reborn! He tries to get frisky, gets chopped to death and reborn again! He discovers his wife’s secret, gets chopped to death, and is reborn once more! Only the male lead is reborn. The female lead has no memories, and time and again she mistakenly thinks he’s a martial arts expert and draws her blade on him... At first, he can’t even withstand a single move. 2.7kReads8.3Score25914d adds
- 193 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 194 O Gods, You Don't Want Me to Stop Farming Resentment, Do You? 神明，你也不想我刷不了怨念吧 301Reads9.0Score—14d adds
- 195 The Dashing, Invincible Demon Hunter Is About to Wreck the Life of a Peerless Master Thief 风流无敌捉妖师要霍霍绝色神偷啦 This story is all about one thing: pure, unadulterated fun! Fun for the body, fun for the mind, and unbeatable fun! It's a heady concoction of wacky humor, a dopamine rush, and a supernatural plot full of twists and turns. Colorless and tasteless, it draws you in before you know it. After reading this novel, you might laugh so hard your guts cramp, find your thoughts running wild, feel your hormones going into overdrive, or even forget all the stresses and troubles of real life... In short, t 220Reads—Score—14d adds
- 196 Guess What? She Really Does Have Two Axes! 没想到吧？她还真有两把斧子！ [A cast full of lovable weirdos + the male lead falling for her on his own + an outrageously powerful heroine + male lead reborn + heroine transmigrates + lighthearted laughs + a true-love romantic + super-sweet everyday romance] Shen Xiaoxi had just won a million yuan when she got hit by a car? When she woke up, she found she had transmigrated and become a poor country girl with nothing to her name, constantly bullied by everyone? Never mind, her unhinged antics would carry on as usual!!! Whoev 412Reads—Score—14d adds
- 197 They Sent You Undercover, Not to Become a Crime Boss 让你卧底，没让你做黑道老大 Lost at the ends of the earth, drifting so far off the grid that no one can find me. With both parents dead, no relatives or friends, and a childhood spent hanging around entertainment venues, I'm practically born to be an undercover agent. Three years, then another three. Chief, if you don't close the net soon, I'll end up living happily ever after with the gang boss! 400Reads7.9Score10014d adds
- 198 A Gentle Breeze, an Old Dream 清风别旧梦 A Gentle Breeze Leaves Old Dreams Behind 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 199 Moving into the Military Compound: A Stunning Beauty Arrives at the Commander’s Home 随军住大院：首长家来了个大美人 (Alternate-history era + military marriage + reborn + strong heroine + devoted husband) Ace agent Yun Bei dies unexpectedly, only to open her eyes in the 1970s as Yun Bei, an orphan from Haishi living with her uncle’s family. By then, her cousin has stolen her job, leaving her with two choices: go to the countryside or get married. Yun Bei can handle hardship, but she can’t do farm work. So she packs her bags and resolutely sets off on a thousand-mile journey to find a husband. Si Nanzhao, servi 7.4kReads8.8Score1.1k14d adds
- 200 I Helped My Twin Brother Become a Sword Immortal 我助孪生兄弟成剑仙 A wisp of green smoke links yin and yang, as paper-crafted mysteries drift into dreams. Brothers separated by worlds meet again, and from then on, two realms share one fate. [Boy’s manga-style energy] [Early on, he doesn’t treat himself like a person; later, he doesn’t treat his opponents like people] [Lighthearted, funny daily life, with blazing, blood-pumping battles] What if burning a paper phone let you contact your twin brother, who vanished at sea? Xie Zhengze tried it. Not only did he rea 66Reads8.4Score—14d adds
