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- 101 In Honghuang, I’m Hongyun’s Younger Brother Heiyun, and I Always Get Revenge 洪荒我红云弟弟黑云有仇必报 [Scheming + comedy + elaborate pranks + satisfying wish fulfillment + no hate if it’s not your thing] Hao Ren is reborn as the younger brother of Hongyun, the Primordial World’s greatest good guy, and the first black cloud between heaven and earth! He awakens the strongest Revenge System! “Ding! Jieyin and Zhunti shamelessly tricked Hongyun into giving up his seat. Even an uncle can put up with that, but an aunt can’t! Beat them up, and receive the cultivation method of a Primordial Dao Sage!” “ 1.1kReads8.1Score10014d adds
- 102 After Descending to the Mortal Realm to Cultivate Immortality, This Little Immortal Returned to Heaven in Sorrow 下凡修仙后，小仙我怅然归天 After descending to the mortal realm to cultivate immortality, this little immortal returned to heaven in dismay 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 103 From the Start, I Had Bogang's Recipe, and Became the Hannibal of the Ghost World 开局波刚食谱，我成鬼界汉尼拔 [Supernatural]+ [Comedy]+ [Talismans]+ [Madman]+ [Unhinged antics]+ [Ensemble cast]+ [No female lead] Are supernatural beings scary? When you're up against the mountain demon Po Kong, getting eaten is pretty much inevitable. Can't get a bite out of them in human form? How about using the Monkey Talisman to turn them into animals? Too many ingredients to handle? No problem, I've got the Shadow Army to help out. The other side is too strong? No problem, I can still transform into a demon. Or one o 1.9kReads6.6Score16614d adds
- 104 After I Turned in a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Panicked 我交白卷后，全家不淡定了 After I Turned In a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Lost Their Cool 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 105 Cultivation? This System Is Full of Bugs 修仙？这个系统全是bug Lin Zhao, a 25-year-old internet product manager, dies from overwork after endless 996 shifts. When he opens his eyes again, he’s lying in a pile of trash. His new body belongs to a useless wandering cultivator who fainted from hunger, at the first level of Qi Refining and so poor he has to eat dirt. He binds to the [Cultivation BUG Fixing System], which helpfully informs him: “Current Host level: trash.” Lin Zhao: ??? He soon discovers that this cultivation world has more things to complain abo 97Reads—Score—14d adds
- 106 I’m Rewriting the Script of a Tragic Novel: Change One Word and the Whole Cast Gets Humiliated 我在虐文改剧本，改一字全员社死 [Absurd Comedy]+ [Revenge in a Tragic Romance]+ [Text-Editing System]+ [Everyone Loses It] I transmigrated into a melodramatic tragedy and became the unlucky heroine: the domineering CEO tormented my heart, the scheming mistress smeared my name, and I even had to donate a kidney to save his white-moonlight love. Just as the scumbag was about to make me kneel in front of everyone, the [Literary Inquisition: Text-Editing System] came online Change a single character in a key plot point, and realit —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 107 Western Fantasy: My First Draw Was a Saintess, and the System Wants Me to Recruit People 西幻：首抽圣女，系统让我去捞人 [Japanese-Style Western Fantasy] [Comedy] [Swords and Magic] [Another World Adventure] [Multi-Race War] [One Female Lead] A protagonist who is occasionally "wise" and sentimental. A life-preserving, goofy System that likes to set people up. The two join forces to embark on a hilarious adventure to rescue a pink-haired saint who loves eating oranges. [Volume One, The Rebel Saint of the Sun-Worshipping Church, is complete.] [Volume Two, Miss Penguin of Tide Village, is ongoing...] 1.3kReads—Score15314d adds
- 108 My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴 [Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w 600Reads—Score10214d adds
- 109 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 56Reads9.1Score—14d adds
- 110 I’m Eight and Just Want to Go Wild, So How Did I Go Viral? 八岁的我只想发癫，咋火爆全网了 [Variety Show Livestream + Hilarious Antics + Comedy] Su Ming accidentally transmigrates into the body of an eight-year-old child. From the start, he awakens an Emotion Points System and signs up for the big family-reality livestream show Parent-Child Challenge. To earn more Emotion Points and get the System’s rewards, Su Ming takes the path of being an absolute menace. In the guest waiting room before the show starts, he mouths off: “Old man, you’re getting cocky, picking a fight with me. Tomor 614Reads8.7Score10414d adds
- 111 Summer Soaring to the Clouds 夏日凌云 This work is dedicated to everyone who loves shuttlecock sports. The first shuttlecock novel in the country, set in a school and centered on youth and sports. Reality and fantasy, dreams and passion, all intertwine in those memories. This is the journey of a beginner who endures countless trials and grows into an expert. Shuttlecock competition: a tradition of Chinese culture, an obscure yet thrilling sport. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 112 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 14.5kReads—Score55514d adds
- 113 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 114 My Whole Family Transmigrated, and My Ex Became My Brother-in-Law 全家穿越：前男友成了大伯哥 [Transmigration + Business + Imperial Exams + Officialdom + Family Bonds + Feel-Good Power Fantasy] Almost complete, so read with confidence! Open it now to see how the Su family rises from nothing and dominates the ancient world! The whole family transmigrates to ancient times, and from the start all they have is a shabby bubble tea shop! While others transmigrate and fight over household or palace intrigue, Su Wan joins forces with her carpenter father and top-student older brother to build 2kReads—Score28514d adds
- 115 Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊 [What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just 170Reads—Score—14d adds
- 116 Reborn: My Beginner's Gift Pack Turned Out to Be... 重生我的新手礼包居然是 After a life full of ups and downs and hardships, Gao Yang, an old man, finally found some peace in his seventies. Then a line from a beautiful livestreamer in a video, “You have to ride Route 318 at least once in your life,” got stuck in his head. He promptly hopped on his motorcycle and set off for the Potala Palace. But before he could even leave the city, he rode against traffic and came face-to-face with a fully loaded, hundred-ton truck that couldn't stop in time! With a splat, Gao Yang wa 70.5kReads7.9Score6k14d adds
- 117 Come On, There Are No Such Things as Monsters! 别逗了，哪儿有什么妖魔鬼怪！ [System] [Delusions] [Comedy] [Spiritual Qi Revival] Jiang Yunfeng transmigrates with a System, but loses contact with it after arriving in the new world. Gradually, he discovers that there are no demons or monsters in this world at all! A hanging ghost? Just a girl who likes sticking out her tongue and making faces! A fox spirit? Isn't that just a little fox dog that loves to twist and turn around? Cultivators? A bunch of delusional people gesturing in midair as if they were unleashing ultimate 1.2kReads8.7Score10014d adds
- 118 My Mom’s Favoritism Turned into a Blessing in Disguise 老妈的偏心，成了无心插柳柳成荫 Mom's favoritism turned out to be a blessing in disguise 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 119 You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊！这个僵尸我来 A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin 90Reads—Score—14d adds
- 120 High Martial Arts City: I Cultivate by Scamming Rich CEOs 高武都市：我靠薅霸总羊毛修仙 [No Harem + No System + No Female Lead + No Pairing + Plot-Driven + Comedic Ensemble Cast + Power Fantasy About Transmigrating Into a Book] Xiao Mohan, who transmigrated into the cultivation world as its chosen hero, then transmigrates into a melodramatic CEO novel. He beats up the greasy CEO in broad daylight, with his combat power MAX overpowering the CEO's money power MAX. He forces the CEO to hire him as a bodyguard. He expects to punch his way through corporate warfare and kick his way thro 105Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 King of Golden Spatula! I Build Synergies in the Cultivation World 金铲铲之王！我在修仙界凑羁绊 Fang Nian, an avid player of Golden Spatula and a perennial Diamond-tier gatekeeper in Teamfight Tactics, died. Well, not quite. He transmigrated to a cultivation world overflowing with spiritual energy. When he opened his eyes again, Fang Nian discovered that he could see everyone's synergies! Some random guy Synergy: Deadweight (1/3). When activated, the entire cultivation team's spiritual energy absorption speed is reduced by 50%. Synergy: Glutton (2/4/6). When activated, the entire cultivati 4.1kReads8.3Score42214d adds
- 122 Simulated Universe: I Became the Creator God in the Cultivation World 模拟宇宙：我在修真界当创世神 Have you ever suddenly forgotten what you were about to do? Do you sometimes feel that someone is watching you from beyond the world? Have you ever felt, for just a moment, that your own name or the names of your loved ones were unfamiliar? Have you ever given something your all, only to always fall short at the very last step? Don't be afraid. It may not be your imagination. Your world might just be an AI simulator. And your life is a bug written badly by some lazy agent, which hasn't gotten ar 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 123 I'm the Fake Heiress. Who's Afraid? 我是假千金我怕谁 [Fake and real heiresses + unhinged villainess + palace and household intrigue + all the usual tropes + lighthearted comedy] Huo Chenxuan jumped into a river to save someone, only to transmigrate into a book, becoming the evil fake heiress in The True Heiress Is Reborn, and Her Five Marquis Mansion Brothers Weep as They Beg Forgiveness. The first thing she sees when she opens her eyes is the classic drowning scene, with the scumbag General Xiao swimming desperately toward her. “Don’t come any cl 2.4kReads—Score26314d adds
- 124 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 125 Nanny, I’ll Take You to the Top! 嬷嬷，本宫带你飞！ “If only the empress had listened to me back then. She wouldn’t have been framed by Consort Shu!” Chen Yurong died in the Cold Palace, unable to rest in peace. “If I’d been in her place, Consort Shu would never have ruled from behind the curtain. What a pity I’m only a nanny.” With a transformation System, the nanny Chen Yurong was reborn into the bodies of one tragic mistress after another: a principal wife subjected to endless humiliation, a cousin forced to live under someone else’s roof, a 117Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 126 I Told You to Improve Yourself, Not Become a Sneaky Rat! 让你提升自己，没让你当老六！ [Livestreaming + Comedy + Power Fantasy + Relaxed Daily Life] Also known as "Livestream: Looking for a Rich Older Woman? I Recommend Becoming a Security Guard" Lin Ye had barely transmigrated when he became a livestream host relegated to taking calls from viewers. “Once you work hard to improve yourself, the station will consider transferring you back.” Just then, the Grudge System activated: as long as he earned viewers’ Grudge Points, he could enter a lottery. From that day on, the world lost 256Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 127 The Appraisal Is Burned! Nobody Say a Word 鉴定烧了！谁也别说出去 The Appraisal's Been Burned! Don't Tell Anyone 919Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 The Ultimate Prank System: My Enemies Are Driven Mad 最强整蛊系统，敌人都被整疯了 [Pranks] [Comedy] [Sneaky Trickster] [Villain] [Xuanhuan Cultivation] After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Su Xiaoxiao awakens the strongest Prank System. With a System like that, there's nothing to be done. This guy slowly becomes the enemy of the entire world! What's it like to be hunted by a million cultivators? Su Xiaoxiao says, “Don't worry. The more, the merrier. We're not afraid of a thing! Besides, we can earn grudge points.” Driving enemies crazy is the least of it. 17.8kReads8.7Score1.4k14d adds
- 129 Being a Slacker Is the Way to Go! 卷是名号，摸鱼是王道！ Chen Shuyao worked herself to death in her past life. After transmigrating to a cultivation world, she opened her eyes to find two Systems competing to spoil her: The Grind System: [Heaven rewards diligence! Don't train and you'll die! Daily tasks coming right up!] The Slacker System: [Oh, come on~ Stop grinding. I'll boost your talent, and you can get stronger just by taking it easy~] One forces her to work hard, the other urges her to kick back. Which one does she choose? Both. She eats spicy 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 130 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 131 Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了 [Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but 5kReads8.2Score42414d adds
- 132 Northeastern China’s Absurd Cultivation: Nobody’s Reliable 东北沙雕修仙：全员不靠谱 [Northeastern China Comedy Cultivation] [Lighthearted Humor] [Fantasy Xianxia] [Sword Cultivator] [System] [One Female Lead] [Nobody Has It Together] While everyone else cultivates by flying through the sky on swords, Lu Qingheng's very first day of cultivation ends with his ancestral sword case ordering him to go patch a wall. The old case won't give him divine arts, spirit stones, or an invincible cheat. It only smokes, spits out notes, assigns chores, and shifts the blame. [Beginner Quest: Pa 135Reads—Score—14d adds
- 133 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 134 Street Girl Versus Yoga Pants, I Watch from the Sidelines 精神小妹大战瑜伽裤，我冷眼旁观 [The rating just came in, and it’ll rise later] [Drama queen] + [witty and funny] + [a look into a new social circle] + [Indian old turtle dove] + [Siberian old crab] Yoga pants from the outer counties: “This caviar isn’t even beluga!” “And this steak isn’t Kobe beef!” “When are you going to trade this dump for a mansion? When are you finally ordering that Porsche?” “I married you to enjoy the good life, not to suffer with you. I want a divorce!” Drama queen: “Wow, Uncle, the chicken leg rice yo 8.4kReads6.8Score71514d adds
- 135 System: Making People Furious Without Paying the Price 系统：气死人不偿命 A brainless power fantasy. If you want to think, don't read; if you read, don't think. Zhao Qian Sun unexpectedly acquires an Annoying People System and begins a spectacular life. A brainless power fantasy. If you don't like it, please don't flame the author. Thanks for reading! 321Reads9.2Score12014d adds
- 136 I Bound the Home-Seizure System from the Start, and I’m Delighted 开局绑定抄家系统，我身心愉悦 Fang Han transmigrates as an unpopular prince, and a confiscation System arrives. Once bound to the confiscation System, he can earn an endless stream of rewards by completing confiscation missions. “Ding! The Host has successfully confiscated the estate of Xiao Feng, the mighty great general. Reward: 30 years of life, plus the Dragon-Elephant Prajnaparamita.” “Ding! The Host has successfully confiscated the estate of Wei Yuanhua, Minister of War. Reward: 20 years of life, plus the loyalty of 647Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 137 The Buddha Says I’m Mentally Ill 佛祖说我是精神病 Lin Yan thinks this world might be insane. After dying suddenly, she is tricked into transmigrating into a book and becoming a beggar. When begging fails to get her a meal, she decides to join a sect and make do. Who knew the path to immortality would be full of obstacles, and the sect packed with weirdos? The sect she joins is the Ten Thousand Swords Sect. All four senior brothers are complete lunatics! All five masters are hopelessly unreliable! Their sect is built on rented land in a cemetery 32Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 138 Reborn in 1996: Back in My First Year of High School, No System, Still Rewriting My Life 重生96，回到高一，没有系统，照样改写人生剧本 Reborn in 1996, back in his first year of high school. No System, but he can still rewrite the script of his life. 68Reads—Score—14d adds
- 139 What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么！因为太抽象不看！自己掰开 [Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m 565Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 140 System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行 Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 141 I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界 "Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 142 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score25514d adds
- 143 A Lamp in the Sea of Bitterness: Selected Essays 苦海明灯之杂文精选 This book is primarily a collection of carefully selected, beautifully written essays. Its language is concise, with a lively, witty sense of humor. Suitable for readers of all ages, it offers a light read that explores life's many flavors and reflects on the familiar realities of society. 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 144 The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead 出马！黄皮子讨封，我弹它脑瓜崩 A mostly story-driven tale, slightly spooky and a million times hilarious. [Spirit Mediums] [Humorous and Hilarious] [One Thrilling Moment After Another] [Not a Dull Moment in the Whole Book] After a breakup, the brash young Zhang Shitou gets drunk and runs into a weasel asking him to grant it a title. He thinks it’s just a big yellow dog. “Damn it, a good dog doesn’t block the road.” He goes right up and flicks it hard on the head. “Kid, quit flicking me. Look carefully, I’m the Yellow Immortal 14.9kReads8.7Score1.3k14d adds
- 145 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害，满京城吃大瓜 Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 55.4kReads8.5Score7.7k14d adds
- 146 I'm Known as the Dog Sword Immortal 人送外号狗剑仙 [Genius Protagonist]+ [Cunning Schemer]+ [Slow Burn]+ [Upright Values]+ [Sword Cultivator] A programmer suddenly dies and accidentally transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, bringing his pet dog along. By chance, he obtains a peerless legacy that had vanished into the river of time. He cultivates the sword, withstands heavenly tribulations, and saves the woman he loves! Is the Heavenly Dao, which controls the fate of all living beings, truly just? Do immortals at the pinnacle of thi 801Reads8.0Score10514d adds
- 147 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 129Reads—Score11014d adds
- 148 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 149 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 150 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm Really Not the Sixth Elder 灵气复苏：我真的不是老六啊 [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + supernatural powers + cheeky antics + shamelessness + silliness] After taking a nap, Lin Yan finds himself in a parallel world where spiritual qi has revived. My System is determined to make me a sneaky schemer. What am I supposed to do? The synopsis can't do it justice. Please head to the main story. 6.7kReads7.8Score61514d adds
