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- 101 How Dare You Make a Noble Player Redeem the Villain? 竟敢让尊贵的玩家，去救赎反派？ [Comedy] [Fourth Cataclysm] [Big-brained players] [Mindless wish fulfillment] What? You want the players to redeem a corrupted villain? You’ve got some nerve. Looks like the players have too much free time on their hands. Daily life 1: System: Host, what on earth did you do to the villain? His corruption level is at 20%, but his anger is already at 90%! That makes no sense! Player (bubbling up from a vat of poisoned wine): “Hic... No idea.” Just then, the villain stormed into the wine cellar and 3.6kReads8.8Score40614d adds
- 102 I Just Joined the Constables, and You Already Caught a Notorious Bandit? 刚入职捕快：你就抓了江洋大盗？ After transmigrating, Fang Ping'an arrives in the Great Kang Dynasty, a place he's never heard of, and becomes a newly hired constable about to report for duty at the county yamen. Luckily, he awakens the “Ace Constable” System. From then on, Yunxiang County becomes famous across Great Kang as a place where people can leave their doors unlocked at night. On his very first day reporting for duty, he catches a notorious bandit. He visits his father in prison and discovers that the old man is a wan 2.1kReads9.0Score18014d adds
- 103 I Keep Offering Poisonous Schemes, and the Empress Calls Me the Living King of Hell 我屡献毒计，女帝直呼活阎王 Empress: “The remnants of the previous dynasty keep causing trouble. Do you have any good ideas, Minister Lu?” Lu Duo: “Your Majesty could announce to the realm that a shrine will be built for the former imperial family, with a monument erected so their surviving followers can come pay their respects. Then, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, grant them titles as a sign of respect.” “Once they're all gathered, set the place on fire and burn them alive.” Empress: “Three ministers have b 18.1kReads8.3Score1.9k14d adds
- 104 Transmigrating to Honghuang with Doraemon's Fourth-Dimensional Pocket 带着小哆啦的四次元口袋穿越洪荒 [Primordial World and Journey to the West] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cross-Dimensional] [Doraemon] [Wild Imagination] [Buddhist Conspiracy] The protagonist transmigrates into Journey to the West and uses Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket To send over a thousand monks in Chang'an to prison, give Sun Wukong Memory Bread so he learns the truth behind the Journey to the West calamity, and use 404 Anywhere Doors to humiliate Guanyin on the spot and ruin her reputation. He nearly erases the Queen Moth 57Reads—Score—14d adds
- 105 I'm a Celebrity, So Isn't It Only Natural That I Make This Tourist Attraction Go Viral? 我一个明星，带火景区很合理吧？ [Showbiz + livestream stunts + lighthearted comedy + a protagonist who pulls outrageous stunts] After transmigrating to a parallel world with a cultural gap, Chen Jiu becomes a minor celebrity struggling to stay afloat. As everyone knows, minor celebrities are treated worse than dogs. So, to make a living, Chen Jiu starts livestreaming stunts. At a promotional event for Yueyang Tower, he names his livestream “Little Chen the Scholar” and writes, “Do not rejoice in things, nor grieve for yourself 1.7kReads7.9Score10714d adds
- 106 Invincible Attack Cultivation System 无敌攻击修炼系统 System: “Self-inflicted attack received, cultivation +10.” “Opponent's low blow received, cultivation +100.” “Jealousy attack received, cultivation +20.” “Hunger attack received, cultivation +10.” “Fall from a cliff attack received, cultivation +1,000.” “Lightning strike received, cultivation +100,000.” “Damn it, whoever can kill me gets this divine-grade cultivation technique.” This is the story of a young man who never stops trying to get himself killed. 117Reads8.0Score4614d adds
- 107 Great Ming: I, Zhu Wenzheng, Am the Eldest Grandson of the Main Branch 大明，我朱文正乃长房长孙 Zhu Wenzheng was the true eldest grandson of the Zhu family, and its strongest fighter. Yet he died of depression at a young age. While out fishing, Li Ergou gets into a traffic accident and somehow transmigrates into the Ming Dynasty, into the body of Zhu Wenzheng, who has been gravely wounded in the Battle of Hongdu. The moment he remembers that Zhu Wenzheng’s fate is to be placed under house arrest until his death, Li Ergou feels his whole world crumbling. No way! I have to change my fate. I 113Reads7.3Score814d adds
- 108 My Friend Borrowed My Car and Wouldn’t Return It, So I Handed Him Over to Spend Time in Jail 朋友借车不还，我转手送他吃牢饭 A friend borrows his car, then totals it while driving drunk. But his braindead friend has the nerve to say, “You’re a terrible friend! I’ve just been in an accident, and you still expect me to return the car?” “I’m not giving it back. Go ahead and call the cops if you can.” Li Junyao awakens a Choice System and immediately calls the police, claims compensation, and gets the guy sent to prison, completing the whole assembly-line process. With the System’s help, Li Junyao becomes a streamer who s 13kReads8.5Score1.7k14d adds
- 109 I Set Up a Street Stall Outside Nantian Gate 我在南天门外摆地摊 By a stroke of fate, Jiang Han set up a street stall outside the Southern Heavenly Gate, selling egg fried rice and stir-fried rice noodles that became a hit with the little immortals. He also used some high-tech gadgets to help Taibai Jinxing solve a problem, and let the mischievous Nezha play with a drone. “Broom Star, keep a low profile! Stop selling clothes to the little fairy maidens!” 1.3kReads8.6Score14814d adds
- 110 1,000 Adult Joke Stories 成人笑话1000个小故事 A Man’s Pit Stop, a Woman’s Lubricant: Life Lessons from Humorous Jokes Life is moving faster and faster, and stress is never far away. Everyone needs a place to relax and recharge. For married men, humorous jokes aren’t just entertainment; they’re a pit stop for relieving stress and improving quality of life. Even if you’re single, you should learn to use humor to smooth the road to happiness and make every day more exciting. 4kReads—Score25514d adds
- 111 I’m Warning You! I’m Not Responsible If You Laugh Until You Spit 我警告你！笑喷我可不不负责哦 [Hilarious comedy + infinite worlds + no scruples + mind-bending madness + episodic stories] [Reader’s guide: Complete, so read without worry!] ⚠️ This is a miraculous dish made by stewing extra-spicy stinky tofu with durian, sprinkling it with popping candy, and then blasting it in a pressure cooker. It hits your nose hard and burns your eyes, but once you’ve tasted it, you can’t get enough. This “stinky tofu” of a story invites readers with unusual tastes to give it a try. ⚠️ Logic is dead, ma 11.9kReads7.5Score85414d adds
- 112 The Feisty Little Medicine Phoenix 刁蛮小药凰 Ning Xiaoyao, a military doctor from the apocalypse, has a secret: she can understand animals when they talk~ The fat cat Heipang says: The Commander is a good person, meow! Sparrow Grandpa Hui says: The Commander is a good person, chirp! The little mouse Youping says it too: The Commander is a good person, squeak! The weasel Immortal goes even further: You and the Commander are made for each other~ Every adorable little creature tells Ning Xiaoyao the same thing: The Commander, the Command 421Reads8.4Score10514d adds
- 113 Don’t Dig Any Further, Old Ancestor! That’s Your Own Grave! 老祖别挖了，那个坟头是您自己的 [A Different Kind of Cultivation World] + [Transmigration] + [Sneaky Schemer] + [Lighthearted] + [Xuanhuan] + [Comedy] + [Absurdist] + [Laid-Back] After transmigrating into a cultivation world where spiritual energy is on the verge of drying up, Shen Xinghai obtains a crystal coffin from the start. With his sect about to go under, he decides to dig up his own grave, only to run into his hilariously disrespectful grand-disciple, Lin Ke'er. Shen Xinghai: “We have to make the Ancient Path Sect thri 5.8kReads6.5Score70714d adds
- 114 Livestream Check-In: Innate Abstract Saint Physique! 直播打卡：先天抽象圣体！ [Livestreaming, comedy, absurdity, multiple women, female streamers, actresses, and a landlady!] Li Yunfeng received a livestream check-in System after stepping in to help someone in danger. From the start, he was blessed with a naturally absurd disposition. From then on, his livestreams were full of bizarre antics. While livestreaming from the hospital after getting hurt helping someone, he met an old man whose testicles had been removed. “I mean, they're not useful anyway. If you want them, yo 13.4kReads8.4Score80314d adds
- 115 The Feisty Yu Sansan 刁女于三三 She’s climbed onto rooftops, smashed tiles, and raced horses through the bustling streets of the capital. Thick-skinned, uneducated, and unruly, this hellion makes everyone wary when she loses her temper. Beautiful but lacking substance, she leaves the heir to the marquis’s affections at a loss. A spirited girl and a refined man: their shameless displays of affection have everyone green with envy. This is the story of a willful girl from a fallen family and a secretly passionate man from a power 5.4kReads8.9Score54414d adds
- 116 Bringing Perks to the Family: Immortal Pills for 9.9, with Free Shipping 给家人们谋福利，仙丹九块九包邮 A third-rate livestream shopping host woke up to find he had transmigrated to a cultivation continent. His phone had come along with him, and he obtained a cross-world livestream shopping System. He sold useless pills and junk from the cultivation world on Earth, a planet with no spiritual energy at all. A Disease-Curing Pill that treats every illness, bringing benefits to all our dear customers. Just 9.9 yuan, with free shipping. A divine medicine has appeared, and the world is in an uproar. A 1.2kReads8.4Score14414d adds
- 117 A Lifetime Is Long, but This Goofball Does Whatever They Want 一生一世很长，沙雕做事太狂 No CP, by the way~ Jiang Zao inexplicably transmigrates into a book! She becomes the vicious fake heiress in an entertainment-industry novel. The plot has already reached the point where the fake heiress is infamous, blacklisted from showbiz, disowned by her family, and framed by the male lead. Jiang Zao is speechless. The world kissed me with pain, so I died from it... Jiang Zao joins a dating show and becomes famous by acting completely unhinged. Top-tier star male lead: “Jiang Zao, stop pest 990Reads8.5Score14214d adds
- 118 The Tale of Reincarnation 转生传 [Reincarnation + pocket dimension + cultivation + alchemy + divine beasts + hilarious] The Ancestor Ye of the Danfu Sect has a grandchild! This child fell from the sky, is exceptionally gifted, and is adored by all. The entire sect treats the little one like royalty. The Demon Emperor told Ancestor Ye, “There’s an almighty being behind this child. I keep feeling like a pair of eyes is watching me.” After the little one entered a secret realm for the first time, a life of cheating their way to su 14.2kReads8.9Score1.7k14d adds
- 119 Showbiz: I Went Viral Selling Street Food. Is This Really a Pretty Boy? 娱乐：摆地摊翻红，这是小鲜肉？ After transmigrating to a parallel world, Qin Shou becomes a washed-up young star hated across the internet. To get him back in the spotlight, his company arranges for him to join a down-to-earth reality show called Setting Up a Street Stall with the Stars. But the production crew treats Qin Shou as a minor celebrity there to fill a slot and doesn't even give him a script. So, with no script to follow, Qin Shou lets loose completely. "Ma'am, feel this cashmere sweater. It's top-quality material. 4.5kReads8.9Score25914d adds
- 120 Super Decomposition System: Upgrade with One Click 超级分解系统一键升级 Jiang Hao is a struggling high school senior, just weeks away from the college entrance exam, when a Decomposition and Synthesis System suddenly appears. “Ding! Decomposed one math textbook. Obtained one Math Crystal!” “Ding! Decomposed one ant. Obtained innate ability: Herculean Strength!” “Ding! Decomposed one spider. Obtained innate skill: Danger Sense!” “Ding! Decomposed several cancer cells. Obtained innate ability: Immortality!” “Ding! Decomposed one female ghost. Obtained innate ability: 7.5kReads8.3Score79214d adds
- 121 I Reincarnated as the Evil Woman of the Hehuan Sect, and the Male Leads Beg Me to Spoil Them 穿成合欢宗恶女，男配倒贴求我宠 [Goofy comedy, romance, and a heroine who has no interest in the male supporting characters!] Leng Ningshuang transmigrates into the body of a vicious female side character who shares her name, after complaining about a novel she stayed up all night reading. The only way home is to complete the System's missions. What? She has to win over the male supporting characters herself? Leng Ningshuang: This humble concubine can't do that! But later, she takes charge, topples the heroine's harem, and win 247Reads—Score1014d adds
- 122 The God-Tier Wish System: Ruling Every Domain 神级愿望系统全领域制霸 Ding! You helped an ant carry food. Wish Points +1. Ding! You crushed a mosquito's wish to suck blood. Free Attribute Point +1. Ding! You fulfilled a beautiful nurse's wish. Wish Points +1... What, you say you're a top student? Ding! You wished for the skill Photographic Memory! What, you're good at basketball? Ding! Throwing Mastery activated. Current accuracy: 100%. A foreigner is a kickboxing expert? Give me Tai Chi Mastery, and I'll show you what traditional martial arts can do! Someone sham 1.2kReads8.1Score15714d adds
- 123 From Defendant to Plaintiff: I Sued My Way to Becoming the Richest Man 被告变原告，我靠起诉变首富 From the start, he binds himself to a System and gets 100 million in lawsuit funds, then takes Pit-Pickled Cabbage to court. Someone says, “Even if you win, the compensation won't cover your legal fees. It's not worth it.” Zhang Yao: “I don't care about the money. I just want to see this through.” Someone pours cold water on him: “You're too naive. There's no way you can win.” Zhang Yao: “I don't care whether I win or lose. I'm just taking it seriously.” When his bicycle gets run over, he demand 911Reads9.1Score10314d adds
- 124 You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊！这个僵尸我来 A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin 76Reads—Score614d adds
- 125 Trying to Frame Me? You've Picked the Wrong Guy! 碰瓷我？那你算是碰上烙铁咯！ [Lighthearted comedy + memes + cathartic thrills] Passenger: “Driver, I’ve had too much to drink and I’m a little thirsty. Can I have some of the water in the back?” Su Mu: “Of course.” Passenger: Gulp, gulp, gulp~ “Driver, I’m feeling a bit sick now. Can I throw up in the car?” Su Mu: “Uh, go ahead.” Passenger: “Bleegh, bleegh, bleegh~” “Driver, I really need to pee. Can I do it in the car?” Su Mu: “...Go ahead.” Passenger: “? Driver, why are you agreeing to everything? Aren’t you afraid I’ll m 7.5kReads8.2Score46414d adds
- 126 A Beagle Nanny Crashes a Rich Family’s Messy Drama and Turns the Whole Family Upside Down 比格保姆乱入豪门狗血，创翻全家 [An Energetic, Half-Baked Mind-Reading Heroine x A Gentle, Insecure, Self-Controlled Hero; Modern-Day Fantasy + Wealthy-Family Melodrama + Utterly Unhinged + Unconventional Face-Slapping and Scumbag-Bashing + Salvation Through Persecution + Joy That Turns Everyone's World Upside Down] “Kiddo, you should know that after the founding of the country, no one is allowed to become a spirit.” That one sentence finally convinced Lu Ye that she and her mother weren't alike: she was a plain old human. Her 625Reads—Score6114d adds
- 127 Livestreaming Pranks with the Campus Belle, Leaving the Whole Internet Clenching Their Teeth 直播带校花整蛊，全网后槽牙咬碎 [Comedy + livestreaming + System + campus belle + total sucker + shameless + Satan tattoo on his back] He Xiaobai transmigrates into another world and activates the Resentment System. Make people resent him, and he earns Resentment Points that can be exchanged for all kinds of prize bundles. To earn even more Resentment Points, He Xiaobai rides the livestreaming wave. On his streams: While everyone else is doing military training, he pairs a beautiful girl with a watermelon; While everyone else 2.9kReads8.8Score27514d adds
- 128 The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead 出马！黄皮子讨封，我弹它脑瓜崩 A mostly story-driven tale, slightly spooky and a million times hilarious. [Spirit Mediums] [Humorous and Hilarious] [One Thrilling Moment After Another] [Not a Dull Moment in the Whole Book] After a breakup, the brash young Zhang Shitou gets drunk and runs into a weasel asking him to grant it a title. He thinks it’s just a big yellow dog. “Damn it, a good dog doesn’t block the road.” He goes right up and flicks it hard on the head. “Kid, quit flicking me. Look carefully, I’m the Yellow Immortal 15.3kReads8.8Score1.4k14d adds
- 129 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人 My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 130 A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒：我的纳米机器人女友 A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 131 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 132 Pretending to Be a Fool to Protect Myself 为了自保装傻子 Li Ergou transmigrated to an era of the Ming Dynasty that never existed, only to discover that his long-dead grandfather had also been a transmigrator. His grandfather had left him an incredibly wealthy estate, along with soldiers, money, and power. He was even related to the imperial family, and his father was a staunch loyalist to the emperor. The only problem was that the crown prince couldn’t stand him. Thinking about all this left Li Ergou feeling helpless. He had nothing but a bit of stren 1.6kReads8.1Score10214d adds
- 133 The Tycoon’s Son-in-Law Turns the Tables 豪门赘婿，倒反天罡 When Ye Liuqing woke up, he had become a live-in son-in-law to a wealthy family. But after three years of marriage, Ye Liuqing had endured nothing but scorn. Even the servants in the family treated him however they pleased. He bonded with the [Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System]. If he successfully gets divorced, he can take a hundred billion and return to reality! Uphold Justice on Heaven's Behalf System: Being warmhearted is a path, clearing pipes is a path, and the path to a woman's hea 2.2kReads6.2Score17314d adds
- 134 Surviving at Sea: I Take My Crew on a Relaxing Vacation 海上求生：我带船员悠闲度假 “Honey, what are you doing over there? Could you come help me carry this?” “A Yan, I’m so tired today. Could you give me a massage?” “Big Brother, why are you hiding here? Did Sister yell at you? Boo-hoo, she’s so mean. Unlike me, I only know how to feel sorry for you.” “Captain, which looks better, a dress or a skirt? I’ll wear whichever you choose. What? They both look good?” Earth exploded, and all of humanity was thrown into an ocean world to fight for survival. While everyone else strug 51.5kReads7.7Score5.8k14d adds
- 135 I Keep Failing at My Attempts to Get Myself Killed Around the Mind-Reading Prince 碰上读心王爷，我作死之路总翻车 Chu Muyan has plenty of experience with quick transmigration. Her mission is to play the vicious supporting female character and be killed by the male lead with his own hands. Just as she’s about to become a max-level powerhouse and retire in triumph, she hits a snag on her very last mission. She does everything she can to provoke Leng Yanchen, hoping to finish the mission and leave as soon as possible. What she doesn’t know is that Leng Yanchen has suddenly gained the ability to read minds. He 279Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 136 I Just Finished Renovating My New Home, and You Broke In to Get Married? 我刚装的新房，你们撬开结婚？ Streamer Zhang Xiaoman had just spent a million yuan renovating a spacious apartment, but before he could spend even a single night there, a bizarre family broke in to hold a wedding banquet and trashed the place. How could he put up with that? No man with any backbone would! He had to stand up to them! Zhang Xiaoman awakened the Bizarre Behavior Cleanup System. He gathered evidence and sent the whole family to prison, helping clean up society. The mission was a huge success, and the System rewa 521Reads8.5Score10914d adds
- 137 I'm the Only Sane Person on This Film Set 这剧组就我一个正常人 I'm the only sane person on this film set. 14Reads—Score—14d adds
- 138 The Foolish Son-in-Law of the Great Tang 大唐憨婿 He accidentally transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang dynasty and becomes Li Shimin’s son-in-law. From then on, he enjoys a carefree life where he can beat up anyone he wants. “Is Lu Heng pretending to be harmless while hiding his strength, or is he really a simpleton?” Li Shimin wonders for the nth time, questioning everything. Just then, Fang Xuanling rushes into the imperial study, close to tears. “Your Majesty, your son-in-law Lu Heng has beaten someone up again! Not a single one of 39.6kReads8.5Score2.3k14d adds
- 139 I Ruined Yours, You Ruined Yours, and Then We Ruined Sword and Fairy 癫完你的，癫你的，癫剑奇侠传 (Wild imagination + hilarious + completely unhinged + transmigrate into a book + reborn + transmigrate + brainless wish fulfillment + if you don't laugh, come yell at me, but don't leave a bad review + nonsensical + revenge + villain + cultivation + household drama + transmigrate + ensemble cast + forced love + soul transmigration + all-in-one hodgepodge) Xu Qianhua transmigrated into a book, and ended up in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers. As a cannon-fodder female supp 3.2kReads7.3Score32014d adds
- 140 After I Transmigrate, I Talk My Way to a Trillion-Dollar Fortune 穿越后，我靠一张嘴忽悠万亿资产 [Humor] [Hilarious] [Comedy] [Ridiculous] [Pure wish fulfillment] [Later-in-life marriage] [Romantic farce] [Laugh till you drop] This book is also known as: "Hilarious Transmigration: Making a Trillion in Assets by Bluffing"! This is a no-brainer wish-fulfillment story that doesn't get hung up on logic or common sense. It's here to help busy working readers unwind, shake off fatigue, and add a little fun to life. Niu Xiaotian, a trillionaire CEO, transmigrates into the body of a low-level food 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 141 Heaven-Defying Asura Scroll 逆天修罗卷 “What? You’re saying I was reborn? Hahaha! I was reborn, I was reborn, hahaha! This time, I absolutely refuse to coast to victory. I’m going to win MVP.” “I have good news and bad news for you.” “Let’s hear it!” “The good news is that you were reborn. The bad news is that your save file was deleted.” “Uh... You’re messing with me! I’m the famous survival expert Bear Grylls Black. You can call me Little Blackie. I come from a lower plane of the Extreme Region, beneath the Gilded Immortal Domain, 4Reads—Score114d adds
- 142 Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强？我空间双手插兜！ [Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can 11.4kReads7.9Score96114d adds
- 143 Reborn in the Three Kingdoms as Lu Bu: Who Can Stand in My Way? 三国重生为吕布，看谁能拦我的路 [Three Kingdoms + Comedy + Absurdity + No Female Lead (women are all supporting characters) + Quick Transmigration + Lu Bu] After transmigrating to the late Han Dynasty, he somehow became Lu Bu, a man of unmatched courage but no brains! His intelligence didn't improve at all, but he did gain the ability to double his martial prowess! I refuse to believe I can't unify the realm through brute force just because I'm not as smart as everyone else! No matter how clever Li Ru, Jia Xu, Guo Jia, Xun Yu, 1.3kReads6.3Score11314d adds
- 144 Hilarious Jokes 笑死人笑话 The ultimate happy place for busy workers and students! A massive library of jokes, from workplace rants and campus antics to hilarious comebacks and jaw-dropping plot twists. There’s something for every occasion! Sneak a few pages at work, unwind before bed, or read on your commute, and you’ll be laughing your abs off in no time. There’s even a section for kids’ unfiltered remarks, where their adorable logic will have you slapping the table with laughter. Need a cure for life’s stress? Come hav 14.5kReads—Score55514d adds
- 145 Xuande Gate Showdown from the Start? I Brought Out a Gatling Gun 开局玄武门对掏？我拿出了加特林 [Lighthearted comedy + scheming + sneaky tricks + conquest + shamelessness + pure power fantasy] … Wang Bin transmigrates to the Great Xia Dynasty, where he is framed for drugging and defiling a princess. At the critical moment, he awakens the Make People So Mad They Could Die System. As long as he makes someone furious... he can obtain high-tech weapons, from ordinary AKs to Iron Man armor, and everything in between... … So Wang Bin becomes a modern internet troll, irritating everyone with meme 18Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 146 The Fearless Frontier Soldier: From Death Row Camp to Marquis Champion 边军悍卒：从死囚营到冠军侯 Lu Chen was once a low-ranking soldier in a borderland death-row camp, someone who would not live to see tomorrow. He is forced into the tangled conflict between the Hexi frontier army, the grassland tribes, and the imperial court. With no illustrious background and no powerful patron to protect him, all he can do is climb up from the mud with a blade, sheer grit, and one military achievement after another. Snow and wind batter the border city, royal banners whip in the gale, and old debts and n 41Reads—Score10114d adds
- 147 I Slaughter Pigs Until I Go Mad, and Somehow I Can Talk to Their Organs 杀猪杀到疯，竟能与内脏对话 Zhang Sheng transmigrates to another world and becomes a butcher. However, the county magistrate entrusts him with an important task: becoming a coroner. Zhang Sheng knows nothing about the profession. Luckily, he can talk to organs. He also awakens the [Autopsy Compendium]. Every time he performs an autopsy, he receives a reward. Zhang Sheng: “How did you die?” Kidney: “I died from overwork.” [Examine a kidney: Multiply the strength of your waist and abdomen by a hundred!] [Examine a heart: Mul 4kReads8.2Score49014d adds
- 148 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 7.2kReads8.1Score53814d adds
- 149 Superpower Awakening: This Ridiculous Power Is Way Too Strong 异能觉醒：沙雕搞笑异能太强了吧 (Spiritual qi revival, cartoon-animation abilities, absurd comedy, nonsensical humor, the uncanny, technology, antiquity, mythology, the cosmos...) The serious can't beat the silly, and passion can't beat comedy. A century after spiritual qi revival, dimensional creatures have invaded and society is barely holding together. The protagonist gains a ridiculous, comedic ability! 2.4kReads7.8Score12214d adds
- 150 I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了，战力破亿怎么了 An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration 7.8kReads9.0Score60814d adds
