Novels like We Pretenders Really Aren't Scary at All
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- 1 Don't Be Afraid, I'm Really Here to Make You Happy! 别怕，我真是来让你们幸福的！ (Mujica from the start + simulator + Tokyo crossover + comedy and antics + dark emperor) [The Happiness Master Simulator has been bound!] In real life, he is Lin Yuanshan, a gentle, good man with maxed-out husband material stats. In the simulator, under the influence of [Ram's Pocket Watch], he is a criminal emperor with astonishing intelligence! Forced to transmigrate to another world's Tokyo, his mission is to bring happiness to beautiful girls? Looking at his target, Chihaya Anon, with her ha 6.9MClicks25.1kFavorites0Tickets
- 2 MyGO? Bandori? Zoo? OTTOGO! Mygo?邦多利?动物园？OTTOGO！ Once a popular streamer, he gradually fell from fame after constantly arguing with the white text in his chat. When he opened his eyes again, he had become Asakusa Maki, a rich young heiress attending Tsukinomori Girls' Academy. Chihaya Anon asked her, "Otto, otto, how do I become a popular player?" Nagasaki Soyo asked her, "Do you consider yourself a professional band member?" Toyokawa Sakiko asked her, "Are leek-stuffed pancakes really that good?" Faced with the chaotic, twisted relationships 11.1MClicks23.3kFavorites0Tickets
- 3 I'm in Monster Hunter, and I'm a Beastkeeper 人在怪猎，是饲养员 One day, after battling a half-truck monster and a steel-coil super beast said to be invincible beneath heaven, a young man who wasn't under the sunset and wasn't called Jack fell. The good news: he'd transmigrated. The bad news: he was in Monster Hunter, with a fully realistic land-combat setting. After barely scraping by until the age of ten... one day, while fishing, he ran into a tiny amphibious squid? "You're a Stand with the same type as mine, huh?" After a moment's thought, he pulled a 3.5MClicks5.9kFavorites0Tickets
- 4 Tracen’s Five Horses: Are You Tearing Me Apart? 特雷森五马撕我没 Nearly ten million words completed, with a verifiable track record. Welcome to the largest horse-racing forum in the healthy, wholesome, wonderful, positive world of Uma Musume. Question: Why does legendary Trainer Bai Le preserve the record of his early days as a foot massage technician at Tracen Academy (JUTSC)? Anonymous answer 1: Because you only realize after becoming a trainer that your trainee's affection determines not whether she'll say yes, but when. Anonymous answer 2: Did you think U 39.6MClicks34.2kFavorites53Tickets
- 5 Who Says a Substitute Can't Be a Meal? 谁说代餐不能当饭吃？ Ichinose Sakuya, who has lived apart from her older sister Nagasaki Soyo since childhood, begins her high school life at Haneoka full of anticipation. But before her rosy school days can even begin, they're repeatedly interrupted by sudden ☆plot twists☆. After finally calming down the spiky blue-haired hedgehog, comforting the shy little animal, and befriending the pink-haired transfer student from the class next door, Miss Sakuya, who plays bass and sings, ends up with her sister's Tsukinomori 24.3MClicks55.8kFavorites0Tickets
- 6 Blind Person’s Lonely Rock 失明人士的孤独摇滚 Nekoyashiki Haru, male, 17 years old, dropped out of school to play in a band, blind, drinks a little but absolutely never smokes, likes to draw, though he's terrible at it... After many years away, he returned to Shimokitazawa, but had completely lost his eyesight. Luckily, he met a strange pink, squishy creature that guided him, saving him from dying on a treacherous staircase. And so began his life as a staff member at the live house called [STARRY]. ...When he sleeps... he always feels like 9.7MClicks36.3kFavorites0Tickets
- 7 The Losers in My Everyday Youth All Became Witches 青春日常中的败犬们都成了魔女 Bad news: I transmigrated. Good news: It's a safe, everyday world of youth. Bad news: Supernatural events have suddenly started happening in this perfectly normal world. Good news: There's a quest System that rewards me with spells and magical items for completing quests. Bad news: Spells and magical items need magic power to work, and I have none. Good news: It seems I can replenish my magic by getting close to witches. Bad news: The witches all seem to have someone they like already. Good news 26.3MClicks40.5kFavorites67Tickets
- 8 The Kivotos Warlord Development Handbook 基沃托斯军阀养成手册 [Girls' War] [Political Games] [Academy City] I was reborn as a high school girl, and a cute one with maxed-out charm, too. I thought I'd get to enjoy the sweet school life of a bittersweet coming-of-age story. But... this world might not have understood what I had in mind... The cafeteria getting blown up four times in my first three days of school was fine, since I wasn't caught in the blasts... The bread I picked up getting shredded by a stray bullet was no big deal, either. They probably did 15.6MClicks30.5kFavorites0Tickets
- 9 Losing Money with MyGO, What Do You Mean I Really Lost? 亏钱mygo，什么叫我真亏了？ [BanG/GBC] [Male Protagonist Harem] Jin Zhaozhi transmigrated with a losing-money System. As a transmigrator, he knew all the tricks of a losing-money System. No matter how ridiculous the projects he invested in were, they would always end up making money in unexpected ways. He would fail to lose money, and the System would mock him. So what if he did the opposite, investing only in popular ventures and turning the tables by deliberately making money? "The girls' band era is all about going all 28.5MClicks38.7kFavorites0Tickets
- 10 Just Passing Through the Jianghu 从江湖路过 "Demon! You spread evil arts, sow chaos throughout the martial world, provoke conflict between two nations, drive people mad, slaughter innocents, invade other countries, commit heinous crimes, incite rebellion, consort with demonesses, murder sages, and defy the will of Heaven..." "I just happened to be passing by." 33.3MClicks54.2kFavorites1Tickets
- 11 Surviving in Blue Archive 求生在碧蓝档案 [The No. 1 book on Ciweimao in 2024] I wake from a dream, incomprehensible whispers echoing in my ears. I forget who I am and lose all memory of my past. Looking around, I realize I'm in hell: explosions ring across the azure sky, bullets ravage the streets like a raging torrent, and war burns across this land without cease. The inhuman beings who live here have bodies that look fragile, yet ordinary firearms can't hurt them. They form factions to pursue their own goals and spend their days slau 77.2MClicks123.1kFavorites1Tickets
- 12 RT Shura Field Player 修罗场玩家 “I suddenly realized today that this world is dangerous.” Bai Zhi typed a line on his computer with a serious expression. “When I went out today, I saw someone biting a person by the side of the road. A few brave young men rushed over and brought the criminal to justice, but the person who’d been bitten then staggered to their feet too. One sharp-eyed young man spotted them and beat them back to the ground, where they called 110. Thanks to all the modern movies I’ve watched, I already knew what 186.7MClicks199kFavorites0Tickets
- 13 How Did I Turn into a River Crab?! 怎么变成河道蟹了？！ [Abstract ACGN Shenanigans, Hilarious Infinite-World Adventure] [Runner-up in the annual Hedgehog Cat Awards for three consecutive years, 2020, 2021, and 2022] [No one remembers a novel that came in second place, unless it comes in second every year] Mo Lan won a privileged activation code for the infinite-world online game Endless Space. It let him start as a random race. He thought he could do something like those cheesy Classic of Mountains and Seas ads: devour Jia Tenghui, fuse with Xia Zhiq 249.3MClicks238.2kFavorites61Tickets
- 14 The Sucker System and Me, a Battle Maniac 冤种系统和战狂的我 [Host, Host! Better late than never, your Dangerous Girl Conquest System is here for you!] [Let's start by conquering Mumona, a legendary empress with beauty and brains.] Shu Yichao: "Light cavalry, swift conquest, iron cavalry! My nomadic army is peerless with bow and horse, invincible under heaven!" Mumona has died. [Host, I'll assume that was an accident. This time, let's make sure you succeed. Let's conquer Zanpulin, a haughty and cool-headed witch!] Shu Yichao: "Clear the wilds, sweep 121MClicks113.3kFavorites4Tickets
- 15 RT Gal Martial Saint Gal武圣 "Senior Brother, why are you improving so quickly in your cultivation? Do you have a secret?" "You should chat with your cultivation manual and raise its affection for you. Give it gifts now and then, and have special interactions with it on those special holidays. Then, during a secret event in the manual's heart, confess your love! Once the manual agrees to be with you, and shows you its special CG, your cultivation will reach perfection." "?" 41.6MClicks104.4kFavorites0Tickets
- 16 Why Did My Transmigration into the World of Anime Turn into a Rules Horror Story? 我的二次元穿越怎么是规则怪谈啊？ 2023 and 2024 Double-Year Best Work Transmigrated to a world of anime, with both parents dead, money in the bank, and a house of my own. Though the Cat Guest rules mean I can't have a little sister, this is practically the setup for an everyday harem protagonist in an anime world. Surely next comes a fanservice-filled story about being surrounded by girls, right? [Welcome to the Sacrifice Game. May you witness the end in true terror.] Hold on, this isn't the right script, is it? Murmurs from cor 88.4MClicks253.3kFavorites240Tickets
- 17 Monster Hunter and Monster Torturer 怪物猎人与怪物虐人 In this world ruled by monsters, there is an invisible hierarchy among both monsters and the hunters who hunt them. First: Monster Hunter. Make an unprotected drop from a hundred meters up, take a beam cannon to the face and walk through lava. Slay every Elder Dragon in the world and butcher every freak alive. Second: Monster, Hunter. Wield a hunting bow and a switch axe, toss barrel bombs and pull off aerial attacks. A hunter free to hunt monsters. Third: Monster, Hunter, Human. So what if y 68.6MClicks64.4kFavorites3Tickets
- 18 What Do You Mean You Learned It After Watching Once?! 什么叫你看一遍就会了？！ “This Sword Art of Seeking Defeat is my Ye family’s ancestral sword technique. After twenty-seven revisions by my ancestors over the past four hundred years, it has reached the highest realm of sword arts in the world! And with this Heart-Eye Sword Sutra, which I created by combining the wisdom of my predecessors, I can unravel every mystery of martial arts under heaven. Well? Are you completely stumped?!” “...Wait, how can you use it too?” “What do you mean, you learned it just by watching once 82.9MClicks95.2kFavorites3Tickets
- 19 I'm a Little Cat, and My Stand-in Is Making Me Starve 我，小猫咪，替身害人饿瘦 [Main story complete] Meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow... The Holy Son: "There is no such thing as true fairness in this world, little cat." The cat nods: "I should have an unfair substitute." System: "There is no knowledge you can master by reading it just once. Keep pondering what it means." The cat nods: "So knowledge can be eaten too." Infinite worlds. She'll turn into a catgirl, but not until Volume Two. The main story is single-romance. Crossover order: JoJo Part 7: Stee 82.1MClicks65.6kFavorites39Tickets
- 20 You’re Telling Me This Is a Dating Sim? 你说这是恋爱游戏？ [Number One of 2025] In Reiwa Year 7, sixteen years after being reincarnated, Mizutani Makoto finally got his golden finger. "Just thinking about using my extensive and expert gal-game experience to conquer every girl at school after classes start makes me want to laugh." Come on, I'm ready to get promoted and a raise, become general manager, take the CEO position, marry a rich beauty, and reach the pinnacle of life! [Newbie Quest: A Fateful First Meeting!] "...Huh?" Wait a minute! What do you m 61.4MClicks160.4kFavorites0Tickets
- 21 Tokyo Voice Actor 东京声士 I'm an office worker with normal views on life, values, and romance. My worldview shattered after my soul transmigrated, and through a stroke of luck, going with the flow, the unexpected, and simply accepting my lot, I ended up in the job closest to the world of anime... That's right, I became a voice actor. PS: Wishing my fellow readers good health, a lottery win, and that the vixen I rescued in the mountains in my previous life, when I was a woodcutter, finally cultivates a human form in this 160.8MClicks217.9kFavorites12Tickets
- 22 An Uneventful Daily Life 不平静的日常 [About the blurb] "Life is a vast, empty dream. Youth and old age pass in an instant. Only this moment is real." "My name is Bai Ying: Bai as in pale, Ying as in shadow. I have intermittent psychosis, I'm a high school student, a warrior of love, and very handsome. I'm the protagonist." "I have a nihilistic outlook on life, positive values, and a metaphysical worldview." "This is a perfectly ordinary story. There will absolutely be no rivers of blood, corpses covering the ground, or mountains of 140.8MClicks174.2kFavorites7Tickets
