
How Did I Turn into a River Crab?!
怎么变成河道蟹了?!
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 10.9M Words
- Genre
- Competitive Gaming
- Updated
- 14h ago
- English
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Synopsis
Stats
All-time: Clicks, Favorites, Recommendations.
Honours
- 2Bestsellers (All-time) · All · #1 in Competitive Gaming
- 2Most Discussed (All-time) · All · #1 in Competitive Gaming
- 2Monthly Tickets (All-time) · All · #1 in Competitive Gaming
- 5Recommendations (All-time) · All · #1 in Competitive Gaming
- 7Favorites (All-time) · All · #1 in Competitive Gaming
- 8Most Updated (All-time) · All · #3 in Competitive Gaming
- 9Blades (All-time) · All · #2 in Competitive Gaming
- 12Bestsellers (Weekly) · All · #1 in Competitive Gaming
In booklists 19
Books I Think Are Worth Reading, Decent or Better
I suddenly felt like making a reading list. It has both original works and fanfiction, so help yourself if anything catches your eye.
Rare Finds
Satisfying fights, no major flaws, and good characterization for a large cast.
10th Anniversary Reading List
The top nine books from each year in the 10th Anniversary “Books Through Time” event.
Plenty to Read
I can only promise quantity, not quality. Every book on this list is at least two million characters long. I’ve read them all, but most only up to somewhere between chapters 20 and 100. I’ve finished just a few.
Personal Compilation
Handpicked for easy rereading.
Personal Record, Part 1
Books from my shelf that left an impression on me. A place to store memories, from newest to oldest.
Worth a Read
A personal wish list of books I’ve finished or am following.
Untitled, Lol
[A Good Book]
A wonderful book that stays with you long after you finish. (It may be a little subjective.)
Books I've Fully Subscribed To
Some I’ve finished, and some I bought in full during a sale.
My Favorites
My personal book list.
Mysterious Guotou's Reading List
A list of books about the mysterious country.
Books I'm Reading Right Now
Some books I like to read
One Person's Opinion 2
Same as above.
Event Full-Subscription
Personal use: full subscription promo
Books I Like, Updated Regularly
All kinds of genres
My Reading List
Good books I've collected over years of reading, recommended here for you
Personal Reading List
My personal reading list
Half-Read Book Pile
Put on hold halfway through. Most have at least ten million reads.
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Reader comments 51
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Hedgehog Cat, keep going! Things have been turbulent lately. You hadn't even finished cashing out with the 618 promotion, and now you're causing trouble again, deleting all the online posts, book reviews, and other content from before the end of 2024. Who's going to read old books here now? People read old books here just to see the online posts, and now that's gone. Piracy is better than your subscription service! #(Vomit)
Current progress: Food Vouchers, before entering the Martial Arts Tournament. Currently, the protagonist's harem has three confirmed members, but is this harem description really about lovers? It feels more like it's about playthings. I wanted to say this when I ate at Yazi and Zhenhai before. The first time was fine with Ayako. Having spent so much time together, they had developed a deep bond. Although her tone was a little harsh, it was considered a bit playful in that situation. However, the scene in the next chapter where he eats Zhenhai goes too far. He directly orders her to kneel down, folds her clothes neatly and puts them aside, and then uses a blue prop called the "Sadistic Whip." There seems to be another ring involved as well. This is the first time this has happened, and it's with her lover no less. Is this really behavior befitting a protagonist? Even putting all that aside, weren't these props dropped by that madwoman villain? Given her character, she'd probably used them countless times already. Wouldn't it be disgusting to use them on her own woman? Later in the Zeta arc, Shinano and the protagonist spend over ten days together, with Shinano cooking for him and doing other wifely things (before he's actually slept with her). Meanwhile, Jinkai and the others can only watch from afar. This is because at the end of the Zeta arc, during the Gourmet arc, Jinkai drugges Shinano, ties her up, and puts her in the protagonist's room. He then tricks the protagonist into taking the others to get the martial arts tournament tickets, claiming it's punishment for sneaking out. Even if he's a little jealous of her spending those ten days alone with the protagonist, is this how he plays the game? I've only ever seen this tactic used by protagonists in other novels when interrogating enemies. Using it on your own people? Yes, a patch was added later, saying the rope was an ordinary rope, and her body could easily break free with a little effort. The effects of the medicine, because it was within a spatial dimension, could also dissipate on its own at any time. Shinano was there voluntarily, but the protagonist didn't object later; it was just punishment, forcing Zhenhai to listen from the doorway. This must be the first time in Shinano, playing like this, treating it like a toy! It's not that this kind of sexual fetish can't be written, but it also depends on the character's personality. For example, Hayana, with that obsessive woman persona, any kind of relationship would be reasonable for her. Or, after a few in-depth discussions, you might want to try something more creative, like some special gameplay. Or maybe we shouldn't have given the protagonist a pure and innocent character in the first place. Of the previous thousand or so photos, there were only a few ambiguous ones, with W being the only one with some intimate contact. He's been so innocent for so long, spending every day with Aya, and their feelings are so obvious, yet he just won't make a move. It's only been a few days since Azur Lane was released, and she's already collected two characters. She'll eat them right away after collecting them. While that's a bit fast, it's a harem novel, so it's understandable. However, the pure-hearted character who agonized over whether to accept someone for so long before suddenly becomes incredibly cunning and manipulative later on. The disconnect is too great.
I'm so angry! My highly-rated comment on the River Crab is gone. Honestly, part of the River Crab's appeal lies in the humorous comments; without the old ones, what's the point?
Wow, I've been away from CWM for so many years, and they're still updating it now that they're back!
I've never understood what the escapees are after. The protagonist, once they reach Tier 4, can basically control several worlds and be a big shot; at Tier 5, they can easily become a planetary governor. They, as escapees, don't have a system, receive fewer resources, and have to run around the streets. So, they're just people who like the bizarre and want some R18 content? I completely don't see any benefits to being an escapee.
Endless Shennong is here! I started reading this book after Azure, and now I'm asking about the later chapters, whether they're worth buying, or which later chapters are good.
I haven't watched much since Azur Lane. Can anyone tell me what happened later on? Also, did Little Daddy get the ability to move?
... No? Why does it seem like fewer people are reading? Is it just my imagination?
I'm a newbie here. I've read over 400 chapters and found the style to be very light and interesting. But one thing is that it felt awkward to see the protagonist interacting with the female lead (I think it's W?) In the form of a crab without her knowing that he's actually human. I'm not a sadist here, but it just felt a bit strange. I'd like to know if the protagonist will meet with close female friends in human form later on?
The group looks like it again. Our group died even faster than my dad!