We Pretenders Really Aren't Scary at All

"Between 1950 and 1970, our IMA captured and secretly executed 2,115 impostors."

"By 1990, that number had risen to 4,517."

"As for the twenty years around the turn of the new century, unfortunately, the number of impostors seems to have kept growing. We have discovered and executed a total of 9,291 impostors."

"But when we conducted another count in 2020, we found that in the past ten years there had only been just over 90 impostor-related cases, and 155 impostors executed..."

Avar Miller listened to the report with a smile, then asked one more question: "What about this year?"

The other person hesitated, then lowered their voice. "Please don't be alarmed when I tell you. By rights, I shouldn't be sharing this with you... In the past five years, the number of impostors we've executed is... zero!"

Alva Miller looked troubled and gently shook his head. "Well, that's... terrible."

As he sighed, he drew his tentacles back in.