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- 1 Does Anyone Really Think the System Is Useful? 不会真有人觉得系统有用吧 (The author’s completed 2.7-million-character novel, I Picked Up Attributes Scattered Everywhere, is already available.) After transmigrating to a bizarre world of immortals and gods, An Ran always felt a faint melancholy. Every so often, a brand-new System would attach itself to him. Their names and functions sounded grander and more impressive than the last, and each one died more quickly than the one before. All they left him was a pile of messes to clean up. “No way, no way. Does anyone real 19.6MClicks39.5kFavorites0Tickets
- 2 I, Simulator Merchant, Join the Chat Group 我，模拟器商人，加入聊天群 Simulators are cheat codes that grant power by constantly simulating real life. Theoretically speaking, as long as you keep simulating, you can become infinitely stronger. However, if you're unlucky and get stuck with scenarios like Dark Souls or The Ring, the simulation can turn into a miserable experience. Fortunately, Lu Li joined a chat group and unlocked the helping simulation function, which allows him to help others simulate life and receive rewards in return! So... Merlin: "Hi hi hi, thi 22.6MClicks25.2kFavorites0Tickets
- 3 So This Is How You Cultivate Immortality 仙，是这样修的 The good news: Fang Suichu transmigrated into an immortal cultivation world brimming with spiritual energy. He had just woken up inside an immortal sect's mountain gate, as a newly admitted disciple, and he even had a System. The bad news: the immortal cultivation world was fake. The so-called immortal path here was closer to Chinese-style Cthulhu, with cultivators practicing all kinds of bizarre curses. And the so-called newly admitted disciples were actually sold to sinister sects as cultivati 8.5MClicks21.8kFavorites0Tickets
- 4 RT Please Let Me Ascend to the Throne of Heroes 求你让我上英灵座吧 “I transmigrated into Type-Moon and earned the Root’s recognition. As long as I can die an unnatural death, I’ll ascend to the Throne of Heroes and become its master, an existence stronger and freer than the Seven Grand Servants.” “To that end, I started doing everything I could to get myself killed in Type-Moon.” “I cursed Gilgamesh to his face, challenged the omnipotent god Zeus in Greece, brazenly abducted Skadi in the Norse lands, declared in Great Qin that immortality was impossible, and un 34.6MClicks56.4kFavorites0Tickets
- 5 The Fate-Choosing Player 命运抉择玩家 After being sent to a steampunk world by a truck, Fisher awakens a Fate Choice System. Whenever he makes the most outrageous, insane, and daring choice at a crucial turning point in fate, he earns points that improve his skills and abilities. Why the hell should I hold back? I'll do whatever I want! I came to another world to become emperor! I'll take whichever path is the craziest! As long as I don't go insane and die, I'll keep going insane to the bitter end! Punching gang leaders, crushing ar 5.1MClicks23.6kFavorites0Tickets
- 6 The Black-Stocking Nun Sister Is Actually a Boy? 黑丝修女姐姐居然是男孩子？ Sister Helen of Constantinople: the monks all think she is both adorable and capable, if a little scatterbrained. But one witch knows that Helen is a succubus. Bishop Helen, the players' dream goddess and the game's representative of the pure-and-cute type. But one princess knows just how rotten Helen really is. Marshal Helen, whose expeditionary legion is immortal and inexhaustible. But one female player knows that this is the result of Helen shamelessly teaming up with the Fourth Calamity. Sai 9.2MClicks31.6kFavorites0Tickets
- 7 Key, Come Forth 键来 “Help! They’re abducting a woman!” Shen Lang heard the cries from the street. He looked at his frail body, then at the keyboard in his hands. In an instant, his fingers flew, typing out a line in huge letters: [Someone kicked me from behind, making my right fist land squarely on the thug’s jaw. Then I spun around in a dazzling flourish and caught the victim with one hand.] After finishing his typing, Shen Lang struck a superhero’s takeoff pose, and then his vision shifted. Looking at the lovely 37.4MClicks54.3kFavorites0Tickets
- 8 The Inquisitor Miss Just Wants to Slacken Off 拷问官小姐只想摸鱼 After transmigrating into a succubus interrogator in the Demon King's army, the lazy Rose just wants to loaf around in her interrogation room and study good food. But the Demon King keeps sending her big shots to interrogate: elven princesses, human empresses, holy maidens of light and their knightly guards, great sages, and the like... Rose originally meant to have a friendly chat with them, but she soon realized that something was seriously wrong with these prisoners. Elven princess: "A succ 47.3MClicks83.5kFavorites0Tickets
- 9 Tracen’s Five Horses: Are You Tearing Me Apart? 特雷森五马撕我没 Nearly ten million words completed, with a verifiable track record. Welcome to the largest horse-racing forum in the healthy, wholesome, wonderful, positive world of Uma Musume. Question: Why does legendary Trainer Bai Le preserve the record of his early days as a foot massage technician at Tracen Academy (JUTSC)? Anonymous answer 1: Because you only realize after becoming a trainer that your trainee's affection determines not whether she'll say yes, but when. Anonymous answer 2: Did you think U 39.6MClicks34.2kFavorites57Tickets
- 10 Dual-Wielding Volcanoes, Slaughtering the West 双持火山，西部杀穿 Where the hell have you brought me? Is this really the West?! Zhang Renfeng looked at old Mike, his loyal gang adviser, whose face wore an inscrutable smile. 1879, the western United States, an age when civilization and savagery stood side by side. On a land not yet entirely claimed by the industrial beast, a rising gang, the Red Center Gang, burst onto the scene like summer thunder. In time, their name would ring across this savage land. Their story begins here. 13.6MClicks52.4kFavorites1Tickets
- 11 The Strange Has Invaded My Wilderness Survival! 我的荒野求生被诡异入侵了！ Sipping cola and watching anime, Fang Xiang transmigrates. He thought surviving in the wilderness was hard enough, but it turns out his wilderness survival adventure has also been invaded by the paranormal. Luckily, he isn't surviving alone. He has Friday, or rather, a "brother" to keep him company. The strange thing is, Fang Xiang doesn't know why, but his not-so-tall brother always smells sweet and feels soft, and the way he looks at Fang Xiang is getting stranger by the day. "Bro, you smell s 15.1MClicks31.4kFavorites0Tickets
- 12 I Just Want to Write a Little Fairy Tale 我只是想写点童话 Jon swore he really only wanted to write some ordinary fairy tales, but beneath their beautiful facades, they were always filled with despair. Every line he wrote became reality, twisting history. Even the urban legends born from despair, the ones people feared, were drawn to Jon's fairy tales and appeared as characters in his stories. But in this world, Little Red Riding Hood, who can make werewolves submit, may have been forced into a wolf's hide by a greedy hunter. She may return as a witch o 27.1MClicks93.1kFavorites0Tickets
- 13 Where the Heck Did That Die Roll Send Me? 你一骰子给我干哪来了 (Original fantasy tabletop RPG setting) It all begins when a half-witted, overpowered guy with an Intelligence score of 5 and his brother, a cold-blooded law student, are dumped into another world's medieval era as lords, along with an all-purpose white-haired catgirl maid. Let us bring war and absurdity to the world! Rusalka (Intelligence 5): "I woke up to find the fantasy world's native cliche levels multiplied ten thousandfold. I'm the only one who hasn't changed, and the locals still can't u 20.3MClicks47.3kFavorites2Tickets
- 14 RT Shura Field Player 修罗场玩家 “I suddenly realized today that this world is dangerous.” Bai Zhi typed a line on his computer with a serious expression. “When I went out today, I saw someone biting a person by the side of the road. A few brave young men rushed over and brought the criminal to justice, but the person who’d been bitten then staggered to their feet too. One sharp-eyed young man spotted them and beat them back to the ground, where they called 110. Thanks to all the modern movies I’ve watched, I already knew what 186.7MClicks199kFavorites0Tickets
- 15 Great, Now We're Definitely Going to Die! 太好了，这下我们死定了！ [You have fifteen dollars. Choose a reasonable combination of the following talents to travel to another world. You have twenty-four points. Choose different characters to team up with you. You have ten thousand yuan. Buy supplies to take to another world. You have thirty talent points. Choose from the following...] I'll choose to slap you! You keep spouting nonsense here every day. If I choose you, then give me what you promised, holy crap, you really did! …Transmigration successful! Let's 51MClicks100.1kFavorites1Tickets
- 16 RT Gal Martial Saint Gal武圣 "Senior Brother, why are you improving so quickly in your cultivation? Do you have a secret?" "You should chat with your cultivation manual and raise its affection for you. Give it gifts now and then, and have special interactions with it on those special holidays. Then, during a secret event in the manual's heart, confess your love! Once the manual agrees to be with you, and shows you its special CG, your cultivation will reach perfection." "?" 41.6MClicks104.4kFavorites0Tickets
- 17 I'm Really Not an Evil God's Hound 我真不是邪神走狗 Lin Jie, a transmigrator, runs a bookstore. Kind and warmhearted, he is always recommending books that heal the soul to down-and-out customers, and occasionally even promotes his own amateur work. Over time, these customers come to respect him deeply. Every day, they bring him simple local specialties as thanks, ask him for reading recommendations, and tell those around them all about this ordinary 139MClicks280.7kFavorites0Tickets
- 18 A Magical Stepmother? Me? 魔法继母？我吗？ Anye is a night heron monster in a world made for children. She once served under several villains, but thanks to the child-friendly world's rule that good always triumphs over evil, every boss she followed was soundly defeated by the magical girls. After her last boss also decided to turn over a new leaf, go home, and get a job to become a family man, Anye finally couldn't take it anymore. She'd just go solo! Since the magical girls in this child-friendly world were simply too strong, and no ma 25MClicks68.8kFavorites5Tickets
- 19 Why Did My Transmigration into the World of Anime Turn into a Rules Horror Story? 我的二次元穿越怎么是规则怪谈啊？ Winner of Best Work of the Year in 2023 and 2024 - Transmigrated into a two-dimensional world, with both parents dead, money in the bank, and a house of his own. The rules of the Cat Guest won't let him have a girlfriend, but this is exactly the setup for the protagonist of a slice-of-life harem story! Surely the next step is wish fulfillment, with girls flocking around him in a wonderful story, right? [Welcome to the Sacrifice Game. May you witness the end amid true terror.] Wait, this isn't ho 88.4MClicks253.3kFavorites244Tickets
- 20 You’re Telling Me This Is a Dating Sim? 你说这是恋爱游戏？ [Number One of 2025] In Reiwa Year 7, sixteen years after being reincarnated, Mizutani Makoto finally got his golden finger. "Just thinking about using my extensive and expert gal-game experience to conquer every girl at school after classes start makes me want to laugh." Come on, I'm ready to get promoted and a raise, become general manager, take the CEO position, marry a rich beauty, and reach the pinnacle of life! [Newbie Quest: A Fateful First Meeting!] "...Huh?" Wait a minute! What do you m 61.4MClicks160.4kFavorites0Tickets
