JJWXC catalogue
Books by 一日作千年
- Matches
- 17
From the JJWXC books we index, matched on the author's name.
-
[Football] Florida Has No Room for Idlers ［足球］佛罗里达不养闲人
Ryan, a Floridian, 20 years old, plays for Orlando City. One day, after his team wins a match by a huge margin, he swims into a zoo that night to beat up alligators and gets caught. The only one kind enough to bail him out is the Brazilian Saint of a teammate: “Come on, make a clean breast of it and you'll be treated leniently.” Protagonist: “Yeah, I've been beating up alligators since two years ago.” Kaka draws a sharp breath: “You're so cruel.” Protagonist: “If wild alligators can beat up
5.5kFavorites12.2kClicks/ch3.7kGifts
-
[Football] How Could You Not Love This Beautiful Game? ［足球］如此蹴鞠，怎能不爱
* A collection of random ideas, short stories, strange crossovers, and rambling thoughts * There may be content that bothers you, though I don’t know what. One idea might be harmless, but the next could be a thunderbolt from the heavens, so please pay attention to chapter warnings and feel free to flag things in the comments. * Expect things like evil directions, evil protagonists, evil plots, unethical behavior (do not imitate), abstract behavior (do not imitate), boxing championships, polyam
4kFavorites5.2kClicks/ch3.7kGifts
-
[Football] Attack of the B-Men ［足球］进击的比人
* This is actually a collection of short story ideas, not just this one. Lars is Belgian and currently plays for Chelsea. As a defender, he’s often anxious and full of self-reproach. If he fails to win the ball, he wakes up in the middle of the night and can’t sleep, wondering if his mistake cost them the match. If he wins the ball, he replays the sliding tackle in his head, worrying that the forward who hit the ground will hold a grudge and wondering what face to make when he sees him next ma
1.4kFavorites3.2kClicks/ch384Gifts
-
[Football] The Retreating Germans ［足球］撤退的德国人
*Actually, this is a collection of short story ideas, not just this one. *You can tell it’s a contrast to the story next door. In 2222, after clawing his way through a bloody battle, Johannes finally emerged as captain of both Bayern Munich and the German national team. He smiled faintly, thinking a new chapter of his life was about to begin. But that season, Hamburg beat Bayern 7–0, Bayern dropped into the second division and became a yo-yo club; the national team he led missed three consecu
695Favorites1.5kClicks/ch312Gifts
-
[Football] Who Stole My Life? ［足球］究竟谁偷走了我的人生
Caius, 21, a Roma fan and a devoted admirer of Mao. He loves his hometown's scrappy little team, big trophies, and high wages more than anything, and is determined to become a mercenary with no feelings. Lazio, his current team, hasn't paid anyone in eight months and is on the verge of bankruptcy. They're about to stage a bride-swapping plotline, no, not that: they're going to make him, the illegitimate son, take the place of the legitimate young captain and sell himself to save the team. The
625Favorites745Clicks/ch143Gifts
-
[Football] Captain, You're Not Gay, Are You? ［足球］队长你不会是gay吧
I suspect my captain is gay. First, he and his childhood buddy, that poor guy who married up, are ridiculously close. Second, he and that Polish striker are ridiculously close. Third, his butt is really perky. Really perky. The captain is such a wonderful person. You don't come across someone like him often. I don't want being gay to ruin things for him and stop him from setting me up with goals. So I said, "Captain, I love you." The captain said, "There you go again." I said, "Captain,
371Favorites1.5kClicks/ch85Gifts
-
[Football] I Went Bald, and I Got Stronger ［足球］我变秃了也变强了
The protagonist is Italian, the homesick kind of Italian. Even though he was dazzled by the sky-high wages and generous benefits in the English Premier League and went there to play, he still complains every day that British food is awful, the British are cold, and the weather is terrible. He says he’s getting depressed from staying there! He needs beaches! Sunshine! The sea! His generous boss treats him like a prized guest, renovating the cafeteria and inviting fellow Italians to chat with hi
364Favorites1.5kClicks/ch22Gifts
-
[Football] We're Getting Married Today ［足球］这个婚我们今天就结
*Sorry, this one's gotten too bogged down. I'm going to rewrite it, rewrite it, rewrite it (muttering to myself). I'll probably tweak the characters a little, think through the outline, change the opening to another timeline, and so on. Anyway, I'm starting a new book! I won't lock this one. Sorry, everyone! orz The title version: At the next World Cup, the new coach says his squad will have a few rules: no long hair, no earrings, no baseball caps... and no gay stuff. Achille is furious. His
234Favorites877Clicks/ch128Gifts
-
[Football] You Two Have Gone Crazy, Living Together ［足球］疯了你们两个同居
*New PS: This has turned into a collection of extras. When I can't manage the main story, I'll come here and write a little... something? An if-line about who stole my life, though it doesn't really matter since I haven't written the main story yet. Born in Rome in 1971. The true one-man, one-city version. Caius has been pretty pleased lately about finally not being captain, until he discovers something. What the hell, Bobo, do you have a death wish? I thought you were just running your mouth
223Favorites766Clicks/ch49Gifts
-
[Football] I Can't Let Her Be a Widow Again [足球]我不能让她再守活寡
1. The summer before nineteen-year-old Del Piero transferred to Juventus, he helped a woman in a foreign country who was sitting by the road, crying with a child in her arms. The day he finally worked up the courage to propose to her, she suddenly burst into tears and confessed the truth. 2. Whenever Player One plays Glory, she throws all decorum out the window and becomes an outrageously foul-mouthed troll, the queen of trolls, the trolliest troll of them all. She's also a player's hardcore fa
168Favorites874Clicks/ch5Gifts
-
[Football] Stay Out of Teenagers' Business [足球]teenager的事你别管
The protagonist is a beautiful, naive American teenager, awkward and not too bright! He falls for his gentle (?) American coach and starts pursuing him in a hesitant, awkward, rambling way! The unlucky coach: Scream! Panic! Total chaos! I'm going to be a famous coach someday! No, protagonist, you can't fall for your coach! Your career! My career! The protagonist is completely love-struck and doesn't listen, think, or care about the consequences. He starts chasing the coach with no plan and no
122Favorites730Clicks/ch2Gifts
-
[Football] I'm Picking Up the Ballon d'Or on Monday [足球]我周一要去领金球奖了
*A short-story idea, experimental content. *You never drank any herbal medicine. The protagonist played a prank on April Fools' Day. The protagonist posted on social media, "I've fallen deeply in love with someone of the same sex. I love him so much. For his sake, I'm going to come out as gay." This ill-timed joke shocked his teammates! The media! The fans! The entire world! When everyone took the joke seriously, it stopped being a joke. The protagonist was so convincingly gay that nobody s
117Favorites105Clicks/ch22Gifts
-
[Wuxia Crossover] There Really Are UFOs in the Sky, So Why Don't You Believe Me? [综武侠］天上真的有ufo你怎么不信
Short stories / story ideas / blurbs kept here To-write list (order undecided): 1. She says she has no thing for older men, but that's Little Hua (half-Anko, also known as A Country Bumpkin's Guide to Falling in Love at First Sight with Her Senior Uncle and Fearlessly Pursuing Him) Wuqing says: You might be mistaking admiration for love. She wipes the drool from the corner of her mouth and declares: No, I'm attracted to his body too. I really want to sleep with him, okay?! 2. What if Wang Xi
65Favorites389Clicks/ch65Gifts
-
[Football] My Husband Treats Me Pretty Well When He's Not Hitting Me! ［足球］我老公不打我的时候对我还是很好的！
There's no need to write a long story! (x) "In Western Pomerania, there is a diamond mountain two miles high, two miles wide, and two miles deep. Once every hundred years, a bird comes to peck at it with its beak. By the time the whole mountain has been pecked away, this story's outline might finally be ready." * All right, actually, I'll start once I've learned how to write competition scenes. * Maybe it'll get a little serious? It might open with a pure-white past, or include a childhood ar
43Favorites—Clicks/ch2Gifts
-
[Wuxia Crossover] Does Nobody Like Wei Qingqing? 【综武侠】没人喜欢韦青青青吗
Leng Xiaoyu transmigrated. Before transmigrating, she had been brilliant all her life and worked hard until illness took her out in five months. After transmigrating... Her new father is unremarkable, but loves his daughter dearly. Her new junior martial brother is unremarkable, but loves his senior sister dearly. Leng Xiaoyu is content to lie flat. Theme: Just a simple romance
34Favorites214Clicks/ch—Gifts
-
Nothing Better to Do 闲来无事
A pile of early, embarrassing work Theme: Clearly, there's a lot going on
4Favorites—Clicks/ch5Gifts
-
Something to Do in My Spare Time 闲来有事
A collection of anything, original works, short pieces or snippets, reading notes or random musings Theme: 233333
—Favorites35Clicks/ch—Gifts