[Football] My Husband Treats Me Pretty Well When He's Not Hitting Me!

There's no need to write a long story! (x)

"In Western Pomerania, there is a diamond mountain two miles high, two miles wide, and two miles deep. Once every hundred years, a bird comes to peck at it with its beak. By the time the whole mountain has been pecked away, this story's outline might finally be ready."

* All right, actually, I'll start once I've learned how to write competition scenes.

* Maybe it'll get a little serious? It might open with a pure-white past, or include a childhood arc. (No, let's not do that.)

* The romance is still Schrodinger's cat: evil, and open to interpretation. The only constant, the only certainty, is the protagonist's intense love for the club, since they're completely obsessed with it.

* A content warning belongs here:

The protagonist has a lousy personality, hard fists, and a poisonous tongue. Their morals are vague, and so is their mind. The plot is absurd and erratic, switching back and forth between comedy and pretentious angst! You'll have to decide for yourselves whether there's anything else you need a warning for!

Theme: What do you mean, I transferred to AC Milan?! Nobody told me!