A Personal List from a Die-Hard Bottom Fan 铁血受妈自用书单

1. 1 前 Every Ex Wants to Get Back Together 前任个个想复合 Shui Yu Du谁雨度Danmei (BL)204k WordsCompleted [Complete] Weibo: @Shui Yudu. I occasionally post commission openings. Not a fluffy feel-good story. Qu Shiqing has always followed the rules. In everyone's eyes, he's sensible, gentle, obedient, and well-behaved. The most outrageous thing he's ever done was accept a same-sex confession while he was still in school. But the passionate love of youth was eventually buried by time. His boyfriend's parents treated him terribly, and their repeated attempts to guilt-trip him became unbearable. At tw 1.5kFavorites1.2kClicks/ch1.2kGifts

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   I felt a slight sadness after watching it. Xiao Qu, I hope you find happiness. (The ending is an Omega/Omega ending.)

2. 2 天 Natural Scum 天然渣 The Rabbit Who Pulls Cotton Candy拉棉花糖的兔子Danmei (BL)46k WordsCompleted Important note up front: This is a goofy story about a naturally scummy uke. He’s scummy through and through, so read at your own risk. Feel free to leave comments or gifts, and leave whenever you like. Emperor penguins will overcome every obstacle to pursue their mate and remain faithful to them. But the following year, when mating season comes around again, they’ll overcome every obstacle once more, including their former mate, to pursue that year’s partner... As an emperor penguin spirit, 117.5kFavorites554.6kClicks/ch36.1kGifts

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   Miracle, miracle, Mom loves you! That's just how emperor penguins are; who could bear to hurt a baby penguin? The ending should lean towards the white side.

3. 3 在 Pretending to Be an Alpha in an All-Alpha Boy Band 在全A男团中假装Alpha Week Ten星期十Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted [If you've been reading pirated copies, please don't come here to leave comments.] [Complete novel by a friend: Baby, Our Relationship Feels Like a Drop-Tower Ride by Liu Chu] The internet is abuzz after the boy group Scepter announces a new member. The new youngest member is dogged by rumors of sleeping his way to the top, suspicion that he was parachuted in thanks to powerful connections, and a messy private life... He's drowning in scandal and has countless antis. At first, netizens are ful 154.8kFavorites167.3kClicks/ch400.8kGifts

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   Awesome! Just watch it on the 10th of the week.

4. 4 迪 Mr. Dior 迪奥先生 Green Fields, a Thousand Cranes绿野千鹤Danmei (BL)326k WordsCompleted A story about two CEOs who've been married for seven years. The husband, who is terrified of his wife, hits his head and suddenly turns into a genuine domineering CEO with a screw loose. A short story idea I posted on Weibo. A hilarious comedy routine, just for a laugh. Cover design: Mi Xiaoke; artist: Taibaijun A new novel from the author of Recommended CP, a modern esports romance, AWM. Mobile link: Theme: Passion can create miracles 1MFavorites1.6MClicks/ch689.7kGifts

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   Purely a sweet romance novel, occasionally featuring couple pairings.

5. 5 饲 Raising a Jiao Dragon 饲蛟 Shang Ling上灵Danmei (BL)291k WordsCompleted The print edition of “Raising a Jiao” will be published by Qianshi Culture. Preorders open everywhere on February 12, 2024, the third evening of the Lunar New Year, at 7:00 p.m. Search “Raising a Jiao” or “Qianshi Culture” on major platforms for details. This dragon, beloved by the Heavenly Dao and free to roam between heaven and earth, is currently unconscious and completely unaware of what is happening... The jiao thought: Perhaps the chance to transform into a dragon that I’ve waited millio 250.6kFavorites289.3kClicks/ch127.9kGifts

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   The uke is adorable, a rare example of a vicious uke. Warnings: A large portion of the story focuses on a female supporting character liking the seme, various minor characters provide support to the seme, and the right-hand maneuver feels shameful; the uke is strong, but the seme is always stronger than the uke. Three stars are for the little dragon baby; I regret subscribing to the whole thing.

6. 6 我 My Drunk Childhood Friend from Out of Nowhere Knocked on My Door Late at Night 我被醉酒的天降竹马深夜敲门了 The Deer of the Central Plains中原逐鹿Danmei (BL)106k WordsCompleted [A 100,000-word sweet romance. Thanks for your support!] [Please add "My Wife Is a Tsundere Straight Man" to your favorites!] Shu Ci suffers from a severe oral fixation. His doctor says it would be best to have someone close to him help with treatment. He hasn't been able to find anyone yet, but luckily, he runs into his childhood crush. He pursues his crush for a while. The other man is a cold-faced heartthrob, neither warm nor cold toward him. Then one night, he sends Shu Ci a very explicit 23.5kFavorites24.9kClicks/ch14.8kGifts

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   It's beautiful, the baby is so cute! The illustrations are also lovely. It's a great deal for a dollar. As far as I remember, there were no issues, but I'll re-edit it if I find any on a later reread.

7. 7 瘸 Even the Lame Got Tricked by Me Into Standing Up 瘸子都被我忽悠的站起来了 Black Cat Nini黑猫睨睨Danmei (BL)986k WordsCompleted Gu Ye, the third young master of the Gu family, was born slow-witted and had a stutter. You could explain a problem to him ten times and he still wouldn’t remember the answer. Even when someone hit him, he didn’t dare say a word. He was the shame of the wealthy elite. One Chinese New Year, his father flew into a rage and sent him back to the family’s rural hometown. To everyone’s surprise, when he returned, he seemed like a completely different person. Six months later, he got into the top unive 275.5kFavorites759.2kClicks/ch432.5kGifts

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   It's okay to read to pass the time. The bottom is cute, but the top is too slick. It's obvious the author doesn't know how to write romance. The pacing is okay in the beginning, but it gets more and more drawn out and formulaic later on. Also, the top is really too slick, and it's not very clear that he loves the bottom. Three stars.

8. 8 未 Fiancée 未婚妻 Just Wants to Lie Around只想躺躺Multi-Orientation100k WordsCompleted Zhu Xun has a fiancée from the countryside. She’s clingy, capricious, and a little old-fashioned. But Zhu Xun says: Sounds good to me. Cool, aloof top × possibly a somewhat clingy, intersex bottom First posted on Weibo: Writing Lay-Lay Note: After the alternate-timeline story is finished, I’ll continue with the main timeline and write about their married life. Theme: Love your wife 20.1kFavorites21.4kClicks/ch5.8kGifts

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   A sweet little treat with a feudalistic flair, so pretty! Baby, you're such a darling wife (actually, quite clever, taking the best parts and discarding the worst).

9. 9 穿 Transmigrated as the Regent's Beloved Servant, I Fled 穿成摄政王的侍爱逃妻 Like Stars, Like Constellations若星若辰Danmei (BL)583k WordsCompleted Lin Bozhou, Regent of the Great Zong dynasty, appears noble and gracious, but behind closed doors he is so vile it makes people sick. A great traitor, hated by all. One day, a sedan chair carries Meng Huan, fresh from transmigrating into a book, into the bedchamber. He is sold off to become the Regent’s bedmate and m 465.2kFavorites753.2kClicks/ch434kGifts

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   The main story is invincible; the author is possessed by a god. The extra chapters seem to be a case of the author's account being hacked; they're overrated. The main characters are completely out of character (OOC), and all the qualities that made the main story so captivating and compelling—all the factors that made me want to subscribe in one go—are gone. I was originally going to give three stars, but I added one star for Huanbao.

10. 10 漂 Pretty Cannon Fodder [Infinite] 漂亮炮灰[无限] Little A Fen小阿芬Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted [Coming soon: Men Are All Tools for Ranking Up The ranking-up story of Chu Ling, a beautiful, hot-tempered genius mid-laner, undefeated dating-game guru, and darling of the internet. Blurb: [A brutal crime once took place in this detached villa.] [During graduation season, the protagonists and their friends set off for a self-guided trip to a remote mountain village, laughing and joking all the way. The place where they stay is isolated, and the 532kFavorites631.5kClicks/ch1.6MGifts

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    My wife, Jiaojiao [heart eyes][heart eyes][heart eyes], is a heartthrob. She's not as pretty as before after the changes, but she's still my favorite. The phrase "pretty cannon fodder" needs no further explanation.

11. 11 始 After I Used and Abandoned the Aloof Beauty 始乱终弃高岭之花后 Week Ten星期十Danmei (BL)537k WordsCompleted [If you came here after reading a pirated copy to leave comments, please know your place.] ① Yu Weinian has a gorgeous face but loves flirting around. He gets bored as quickly as he falls for someone, and none of his relationships ever last longer than a month. Having just ended another relationship, he is ready to settle down. Then, at the new student orientation, he meets Bo Yinqing, a handsome freshman with a cool, aloof air. The good news: Bo Yinqing is exactly his type. The bad news: His 68.1kFavorites48.6kClicks/ch40.6kGifts

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    This character is an older brother, so handsome, charming, and kind! I was so anxious I was pacing back and forth outside the screen, I kept crying because I couldn't get my hands on him. There's no story of the bottom chasing the top or the bottom going through a "cruel" phase; the bottom's emotions take the lead throughout, so you can watch with peace of mind.

12. 12 和 Bound to the Founding Emperor by a Romance System 和开国皇帝绑定了恋爱系统 Mu Hanjiu暮寒久Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted [New idea: “I Don’t Want My Country to Fall!” After transmigrating into a chaotic age, Shen Rong, a DIY blogger, was bound to a romance System. The System said, “Our goal is to win over the founding hero!” Shen Rong, still holding his toolbox: “??” The realm was divided in three, with three kings ruling side by side, and the founding hero had only just enlisted. He’d been made a squad leader, in charge of five men. Shen Rong: Got it. The big shot’s still in 154.3kFavorites153.8kClicks/ch521.8kGifts

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    The shou (bottom) is a little god, and the shou is a little god himself. A trigger point (personal opinion): The shou will give credit to the gong (top), and then he calls the gong a succubus and wants to wear women's clothing to marry the shou… I know historically, people also called her a succubus, but I really can't accept it. I originally wanted to give it three stars, but this shou is so cute, I'm adding one star.

13. 13 高 After the Ice-Queen Became a Bug Mother 高岭之花沦为虫母后 Miao Rush淼如是Danmei (BL)603k WordsCompleted [Complete. After multiple revisions, pirated copies are incomplete. Thank you to everyone supporting the official version!] Shi Yu was tall and slender, with alluring features, cascading silver hair, and long, elegant fingers encased in black leather gloves. Those hands held the military lifeline of the entire empire. Rebel Zerg across the stars trembled at his name and bowed in submission. But after an official order came down, even as a marshal, Shi Yu, a registered top-grade S-class Omega, 56.6kFavorites56.3kClicks/ch52.8kGifts

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    Beautiful and kind nanny, NP is so civilized. As for the baby's mom and brother, I feel some of the forum posts have a bit of a dark, nanny vibe. Yesterday was more like the mortal world, more suitable for a nanny. Those with deep control should be cautious.

14. 14 禁 No Nested Dolls [Infinite] 禁止套娃［无限］ Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted [Complete] Past experiences have taught Wen Shi not to trust anyone. The only person in the world he can trust is himself. Wen Shi accidentally gets caught up in an infinite game. [Congratulations, player, on awakening the “I Am Me” skill. I Am Me: Spend 100 points to summon one “you” from a parallel world.] Wen Shi says flatly, “Summon one to die for me?” Until The Night of the Haunted Castle: The castle’s master demands that the players find him the perfect bride. Until they do, he’ll ki 386.3kFavorites550.2kClicks/ch2.2MGifts

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    So cool! Spring Breeze Emperor is the best! A true slice-up seme, yes, the kind that physically cuts himself into pieces, the one who cuts off his kidney is unforgettable. The romance is a bit weak, but it's quite enjoyable. This Win10 is a sweet, gentle kitten, the seme is more of a background character.

15. 15 网 Don't Use Your Real Photo to Catfish Online 网骗别用真照片 Not on Purpose e不是故意eDanmei (BL)147k WordsOngoing If he could go back to before he started playing Ask the Heavens, and someone asked Li Qing what he thought of online dating, he would probably smile gently and say, “It’s not very realistic.” If he could go back to before the top-ten guild leader on the server started pursuing him, and someone asked Li Qing what he thought of online scams, he would probably frown slightly and say, “That doesn’t seem right.” If he could go back to before someone tracked him down offline to expose him, and some 14.9kFavorites14kClicks/ch36kGifts

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    This goddess Qingqing is too beautiful... And the seme is eating too well, I'm not satisfied. I don't know if the author has abandoned the story, but it doesn't affect the plot's completeness; you can treat it as a finished work.

16. 16 当 When the Peak Meets the Peak of Madness [Quick Transmigration] 当巅峰遇到巅疯[快穿] Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)878k WordsCompleted Fang Shan is a System who, while carrying out a mission one day, got drunk on fake liquor and picked the wrong Host. Wei Su Shen, the future heir to the Wei family, is a ruthless powerhouse idolized by countless people. Until one day [Fang Shan: You may be a rookie today, but tomorrow you can still soar through the nine heavens!] Wei Su Shen: ... [Fang Shan: I promise that everyone who looked down on you and persecuted you in the past will pay the price!] Wei Su Shen: ... Later, Wei Su Shen, wh 107.3kFavorites262.7kClicks/ch104.4kGifts

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    A silly, 1v1 love story where the plot outweighs the romance. The main character is adorable and lively, completely dominating the dominant one. The beginning is hilarious and enjoyable, but the later parts are a bit weak.

17. 17 限 A Harem-Drama Heartthrob, But in the Wrong Book 限制文万人迷，但穿错书 Donkey's Super Mill驴的超级磨坊Danmei (BL)510k WordsCompleted 24kFavorites19.8kClicks/ch26.8kGifts

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    It has a slightly dark, grotesque feel, and the pronunciation of the character "" is unclear. It features a lot of cat figurines, and the character is very cute. The content is private, and the level of control is low to medium, but it's watchable.

18. 18 穿 Transmigrated into a Beloved Little Cupcake 穿为团宠小蛋糕 Cold Spring Breeze凛春风Danmei (BL)529k WordsCompleted Jiang Wu transmigrates into an old-fashioned novel as the male lead’s moonlight. He has a terrible temper, but such an angelic face. A perfect fit for the role. The problem is, Jiang Wu is in poor health, and even the simplest task leaves him exhausted and looking sickly. At a banquet, the System tells Jiang Wu to pick a fight with the male lead’s love interest, then use the opportunity to fall into the male lead’s arms. With pale, sickly lips, Jiang Wu pretends to spill red wine all over th 107.2kFavorites117.5kClicks/ch47.5kGifts

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    The title of the book, "Evil Kitten Bottom," has been changed several times due to reports. It's a story about an adorable, clueless evil kitten versus a feudalistic, domineering father figure. There shouldn't be any triggers.

19. 19 古 Old Fogey Goes Down The Mountain 古董下山 For Some Reason缘何故Danmei (BL)693k WordsCompleted The great, bright, advanced twenty-first century. An old relic who has spent who knows how many years in the mountains borrows a body to revive his sect, carrying silver and foreign coins, and heads down the mountain into the city. Then he discovers that rebuilding a sect requires land, construction, renovations, labor, social insurance... Every little thing makes starting a business in modern times incredibly difficult. Making money isn't easy, and neither is finding work. When he's hungry, the 368.6kFavorites617.5kClicks/ch621.3kGifts

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    King Xixi is the kind of naturally cute character. This is a silly, lighthearted, and enjoyable story; why is this author so good at writing such stories?

20. 20 非 Atypical Redemption [Quick Transmigration] 非典型救赎[快穿] Xiao Wujun小吾君Danmei (BL)1.3M WordsCompleted Lin Zhi died in an accident caused by another person. After death, he was bound to something that called itself a redemption System. System: Dear Host! We detected that you accumulated a great deal of merit through your kindness in life. If you complete redemption missions for your targets, you can be reborn! In the first world, Lin Zhi became the vain husband of a domineering CEO who couldn’t walk. System: Warm him, heal him, and help him stand again. Lin Zhi: Okay. The System watched the CEO 282.6kFavorites433.1kClicks/ch627.6kGifts

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    It's good, but I forgot if it's this book or another one by the same author with a quick transmigration story featuring a bottom and a top. Overall, it's good; a sweet bottom story.

21. 21 娇 Delicate, but Living Off Men [Quick Transmigration] 娇气，但软饭硬吃[快穿] Wine in the Cattails蒲中酒Danmei (BL)1.0M WordsCompleted [My new novel, “The Adoration Syndrome [Quick Transmigration],” is now live] [Complete. Bonus chapters will be posted whenever inspiration strikes.] Shui Que was sickly and frail. Born into the apocalypse, he had a miserable life, and then he died. “Ding-dong! Soft-Rice System has detected that your Delicate Score is maxed out, and your Beauty Score is maxed out. OMG, baby, your stomach is bad too! You were born to live off someone else. Join us, and you can have success, a thriving career, and 237.6kFavorites412.1kClicks/ch222kGifts

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    "Water Magpie Baby, Mommy Loves You" is a really good quick transmigration novel. I just don't know why there are so many GLM (Girls' Love) elements; the comments sometimes get me cringing, especially the "Black Moonlight" instance—it's like the GMN (Girls' Love) are grouping up to choose husbands. But the novel is really good; who wouldn't love this little bird baby?

22. 22 美 The Beautiful Widowed Omega Is a Heartthrob on a Dating Show 美貌寡夫O在恋综当万人迷 Spring Mountain Inkstone春山砚Danmei (BL)624k WordsCompleted Movie star Shen Qi accidentally transmigrated into a book and became the cannon-fodder husband of the wealthy male protagonist in a face-slapping novel. The plot has the male protagonist fake his death, go abroad, then return under a secret identity to reclaim everything. Meanwhile, Shen Qi throws in his lot with the protagonist’s nemesis, suffers all kinds of humiliation, and ends up in the world of sex and pleasure. Just as the scene reached the little widower sobbing at the funeral, the neme 52kFavorites48.6kClicks/ch31.6kGifts

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    A good-looking, standard "all-around charming" uke (bottom/uke) novel; I don't recall any major flaws, but I've forgotten how many times I read it.

23. 23 炮 The Cannon-Fodder Real Young Master Is Actually A Slime?! 炮灰真少爷是史莱姆？！ Yan Yao燕杳Danmei (BL)611k WordsCompleted [Complete. Enjoy! ✨✨] A carefree slime bottom x a cold but devoted husband top Shi Yunmu is a slime living in the abyss. Who would have thought that one day he’d transmigrate into a book and become the cannon-fodder real young master, then be sent off to marry into the declining Lu family? Shi Yunmu, still getting used to his human form: Heh. Just you wait. Once the Great Slime King gets all his powers back, he’ll swallow up everyone who’s ever bullied him! The first person he’ll swallow can b 38kFavorites36.3kClicks/ch18kGifts

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    The Slime King's little brother bows down in worship. This story has a mutual pampering vibe; this little wooden creature is so cute, it's like a baby! (Gets beaten to death)

24. 24 贵 An Aristocratic Academy, but the Commoner Is Everyone's Favorite 贵族学院，但平民万人迷 apriuDanmei (BL)928k WordsCompleted Lin Tingwei, born into poverty, gets the chance to attend Seville Academy. He becomes the only sophomore transfer student in the academy’s history. The people at this academy are even more boring than he imagined. They speculate in an anonymous forum about why he transferred; rate every student’s looks, family background, and grades, then compile a secret Seville ranking; hold a pointless ghos 34.8kFavorites30.2kClicks/ch116kGifts

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    Oh my god, it's Lin Tingwei! That eccentric, universally adored kitten... I'm not happy with this guy who's my favorite, I've been crying because I can't have him! [Crying emoji]

25. 25 兄 Bro, Your Wife Smells So Good 兄弟，你老婆好香 Week Ten星期十Danmei (BL)220k WordsCompleted Lin Jingshen was exiled for ten years. When he suddenly returned to the country, he brought news that he was about to get married. Everyone said his fiancé, Chen Chubai, was incredibly lucky. One day, Lin Jingshen noticed a suspicious figure constantly appearing around him. Lai Minze, the sole heir to the Laishen Group, was working an entry-level job at Lin Jingshen’s company. He smiled at everyone, treated Lin Jingshen with the utmost respect, and just happened to become Chen Chubai’s first cl 19.4kFavorites13.4kClicks/ch19kGifts

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    So cool, brother. Are you a god on the tenth of the week? This competition just started like that. It's so heartbreaking how this little sour girl rose to power. My daughter controlled everything just like that, and the ending was absolutely gorgeous!

26. 26 阴 A Malicious Widower's Guide to Finding Work Again [Quick Transmigration] 阴毒寡夫再就业指南[快穿] Zhe Nan折难Danmei (BL)473k WordsCompleted At her husband’s funeral, the bottom was chosen by a system: “Wow~ Baby, your hair is so golden, your eyes are so blue, and you look so pretty and gentle when you smile! Your hubby has been detected in a dead-as-a-doornail state. Come join the Save Your Husband System and bring your darling hubby back to life painlessly!” The System said she had to play all kinds of supporting characters who would pour their hearts into the novel’s male lead and selflessly give everything for him. The angel-face 12.4kFavorites10kClicks/ch11.1kGifts

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    The lethal dose of condensation was incredibly satisfying, and the forum was buzzing with excitement. However, the later plot got a bit confusing, seemingly falling apart; overall, it was mostly a chaotic mess of condensation-induced chaos, with limited actual story development.

27. 27 掌21+ Pearl in the Palm 掌心珠 Yan Buzhi宴不知Danmei (BL)210k WordsCompleted 45.2kFavorites43.5kClicks/ch31.7kGifts

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    This little pig is so cute! I want to kiss this adorable little pig! Hopefully, there are no plot holes; it's a sweet 1v1 story.

28. 28 毛 Fluffy, Slippery [Quick Transmigration] 毛茸茸，滑溜溜[快穿] Yan Buzhi宴不知Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted Bai Mo lives up to his name: he doesn't like to talk. When he was a child and had to write essays, he always dreamed of being something inhuman, like a bird, a tree, a flower, or a cloud... Anything that couldn't speak would do. Then he suddenly transmigrates, and his dream comes true, but this is... Bai Mo looks at the Antarctic sea monster before him, which is like a bottomless abyss, t 29kFavorites33.9kClicks/ch67.8kGifts

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    This is such a lovely animal story! The little animal my baby transforms into is so cute every time; it's making me want to breastfeed! Everyone should love our little baby. It's a sweet 1v1 story, and the seme (top) is always the nanny type.

29. 29 病 The Sickly Fake Young Master Is Everyone's Favorite 病弱假少爷是万人迷 Bright Then Dark明又灭Danmei (BL)280k WordsCompleted A sickly, naturally seductive fake young master bottom × a brooding ghostly real young master top Jiang Zhuoshuang, the youngest son of the Jiang family, is a new student in the music department at S University. He has been frail since childhood, and the bitter, fragrant scent of Chinese medicine clings to him year-round. His parents dote on him, and his only older brother, Jiang Wu, spoils him rotten. As a result, Jiang Zhuoshuang has grown up willful and demanding. The young master also has 17kFavorites11.3kClicks/ch7.2kGifts

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    This little swan is so sweet! She uttered words like "brother," "sister," "older sister," and "master"... It's so wonderful. There was no misunderstanding about the real and fake young master, and she and her brother are delicious too. The extra chapter was so enjoyable!

30. 30 高 The Ice-Cold Beauty Is a Widow [Quick Transmigration] 高岭之花是寡妇[快穿] Tan Xun谈浔Danmei (BL)590k WordsCompleted Cool, sickly queen-like bottom (widower edition) X mad dogs who worship their wife [High Rank and Great Power] Shen Chenqu, Chief Justice of the Federation’s Supreme Court, was known for four things. An impressive record of public service. A cold heart and an icy disposition. Poor health and constant illness. And, the most beautiful person in the Federation. One day, this breathtakingly cold beauty suddenly announced that he was marrying Qin Zuozhou, the Federation’s head of state. They were fi 13.6kFavorites7.3kClicks/ch33.7kGifts

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    Lethal dose cat sculpture, Feifei, you smell so good! This subtle, saintly widow scent (drooling??) The true form is a nine-tailed kitten, Feifei, I want to kiss you to death!

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