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1. 1 剑 Sword Spirit? What Sword Spirit? Call Me Wife 剑灵什么剑灵？叫老婆 Kerosene Top Hat煤油礼帽Danmei (BL)296k WordsCompleted New novel 1 is underway: I Picked Up a Skeleton Immortal Venerable, Then Tossed Him Aside Preorder 2: The Wish-Granting Divine Lantern: Touch Me and Help Me Become Human! ------ Blurb ------ [Cold, sharp-tongued wolf cub transformed into a lovesick fool x carefree beauty, sword spirit turned sword cultivator] Yan Qiming, the junior uncle of Sword Peak, loves teasing cats and dogs and despises demonic cultivators. One morning, he wakes up in the Demon R 11.1kFavorites7.3kClicks/ch3kGifts

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   JW, another amazing person, terrifying!

2. 2 飞 Birds Flying Toward the Divine 飞鸟向神 Huang Tang Chen荒糖尘Romance208k WordsCompleted The print edition of Birds Fly Toward the Gods is now available, featuring the exclusive bonus story "Xie Jin's Diary" and a limited number of personally signed copies. Each book comes with a bookmark, postcard, and more~ Let's celebrate! Weibo: @Huang Tang Chen [The sister story set in the same world, Romantic Crime, is in my profile. Come check it out and add it to your reading list~] Scapegoat x aloof beauty Sensitive, dark-hearted genius girl x refined, deceptively dark man They save each 6.8kFavorites8.3kClicks/ch1.6kGifts

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   Txmm, a collection of amazing people

3. 3 颠 The Allure Simulator 颠倒众生模拟器 Striped Vase条纹花瓶Romance834k WordsCompleted The world's first holographic game, Second Life, has launched, with 2,000 beta accounts randomly distributed. Here, players can unlock a second life and have a chance to earn a completion bonus. First playthrough: You get immersed in the game and give your heart to an NPC. You die at 24, poisoned by your powerful minister of a husband, and no one ever seeks justice for you. Second playthrough: In a fit of anger, you decide to give the world a taste of what a lawless outlaw can do. Instead, yo 33.5kFavorites44.4kClicks/ch77.5kGifts

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   Don't watch

4. 4 加 Your Name: Extended Edition 加长版你的名字 Geng Xiaoli耿笑狸Romance107k WordsCompleted This story is boring and painful to read. I don't recommend it to anyone. This is not false advertising!!! Theme: 7654321 3Favorites299Clicks/ch—Gifts

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   That's incredible! Were the signing standards back then really that low? It's unbelievable. The male lead had to call the female lead's name 777 times to revive her, but after calling her name 272 times, he changed it to his sister-in-law's name starting from the 273rd time, implying that the male lead is actually a scumbag and that he doesn't love the female lead! This is a major foreshadowing for the ending! P. S.: The names of the male lead, female lead, and sister-in-law are each several dozen characters long—this is the extended version! Please specify the book title! I'm questioning the editor about who the male lead in "Extended Version of Your Name" actually loves! If the editor doesn't know, it means they haven't read her work! The person who posted the editor's contact information online and questioned Jinjiang's unfair terms and conditions? That's too abstract. How can someone have the nerve to write something like that? [Lying down]

5. 5 别 Don't Move! Yao Yao Ling 别动！妖妖灵 Bewitched Flowers and Flying Leaves迷花飞叶No CP337k WordsCompleted Tan Zhenyuan had barely made it halfway through his studies when he was "graduated" against his will. Who could have guessed that a bit of odd-job work in his spare time would unexpectedly draw him into a shocking case, and send him stumbling into this bloodless battlefield? Where is the corpse that shambles through the hospital in the dead of night headed? Why was an herb gatherer found dead in the wilderness? And what does the little fly-ridden diner beside the train station have to do with a 963Favorites837Clicks/ch1.3kGifts

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   Cursing readers, Fusho Ryo

6. 6 我 My Home Was Turned into an Infinite-Flow Dungeon! 我家被改造成无限流副本了！ Laughing Eight Thousand笑八千Danmei (BL)792k WordsCompleted Lu Jin is an emissary of death in the underworld. After an accident, he gets swept into an infinite-flow game. The game is eerie and terrifying. The NPCs delight in eating people, corpses litter every place in sight, and vengeful ghosts are everywhere… Lu Jin: “???” Isn't this just the underworld? - In the guesthouse instance, players are assigned the role of room attendants. The place is full of danger, with countless evil ghosts lurking about. The executive suite on the top floor is especia 64.6kFavorites61.2kClicks/ch46.8kGifts

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   Before Zhuge Xianyu's alt account cries out that "good writing is unbreakable," he should first examine whether it's even "good writing" 🐶. With BWP, marketing, and high-intensity promotion, it's still a hopeless case. He really needs to reflect on himself. Neither his main nor alt accounts have a single book with a rating above 9. How can he possibly think his writing is good?

7. 7 豪 The Reborn Heir of a Wealthy Family 豪门养子重生日常 Brass Revolver黄铜左轮Danmei (BL)668k WordsCompleted [Signed for an audio drama and publication. The Macau print edition has shipped.] When Chen Wengang was nine, his father died in the line of duty. The Jin City Zheng family took him in, and he had to live under their roof as an outsider. His life took him from staying in a wealthy family's home to being left homeless. He fell in love with the Zheng family's eldest son, only to suffer betrayal by his lover, schemes, deception, and endless rumors. Most of the young heirs from powerful families 398.6kFavorites645kClicks/ch473kGifts

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   Even more outrageous, he tormented the author, writing the protagonist of the other author's work into his own without any evidence, and then threatened to give the author a good dressing down. [666]

8. 8 此 A Heart Like Iron 此心如铁 Huge Chive and Pork Dumpling韭菜猪肉大水饺Danmei (BL)470k WordsCompleted In 1912, to escape the turmoil, eighteen-year-old Manchu aristocrat Sagudazilan cut off his queue, packed his belongings, and set out from Beijing to seek refuge with his uncle in the distant northeast. Unfortunately, things didn’t go as planned. His carriage was cruising along, eating hot pot and singing songs, when bandits robbed him! The legendary bandit chief Wanshan Xue was eight feet tall, with a blue face and fearsome fangs. As soon as he started building his gang, he defeated three noto 5.4kFavorites2.4kClicks/ch4.6kGifts

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   You mean someone who hasn't been on JJ for seven years specifically downloaded it, found your 3,000 favorite low-quality articles, plagiarized them, and posted them on another site at the end of the year? That's hilarious. The color palette is also incredibly brilliant. This kind of genius and brilliant palette deserves to be studied repeatedly during the Spring Festival Gala. [Applause]

9. 9 饮 Imbibitor Lunae Shows Up at My Door with a Child [Honkai: Star Rail] 饮月君带崽找上门[崩铁] Xing Xian星闲Romance164k WordsOngoing Shen Luoyi, a Cat Cake from the space station, accidentally entered a strange Simulated Universe and met Dan Feng, a cool and aloof little Azure Dragon who claimed to be a High Elder of the Vidyadhara. Shen Luoyi played the role of a Vidyadhara physician, accompanying Dan Feng as he became the leader of the Vidyadhara. She also became his wife in name, and the two had a child together. At the end, as the Abominations of Abundance ravaged the land, she lovingly touched Dan Feng's blue-green dra 2.5kFavorites2.4kClicks/ch2.2kGifts

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   My best friend, with his absolutely brilliant ideas, also delivered some truly explosive speeches, including "It's probably because there are no substitutes," "Even my random writing is better than many meticulously crafted works," "When I'm sick, my readers are more worried than I am," and "I want to take on an apprentice to carry on my legacy."

10. 10 炉21+ The Cauldron Master Turned into a Disciplinarian 炉鼎师尊爆改教导主任 Liu Du六渡Danmei (BL)407k WordsCompleted 12.1kFavorites15.4kClicks/ch3.4kGifts

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    The origin of this brilliant meme is: "Although I was reported for plagiarism and forced to revise 200,000 words, it's not that I'm ugly, it's that you're ugly." Even though the title and synopsis clearly show who it's copying, if you say I'm imitating you, I'll expose you. There are also important speeches like reading the story aloud to your mother with a smile.

11. 11 京 A Letter from Jing to Hong Kong 京港回信 Wan Lita万莉塔Romance466k WordsCompleted My new book, The Nightingale's Sleepless Harbor, is complete. Come give it a try, ovo. [Complete, extensively revised and expanded multiple times. Only the official version is supported.] * Seven-year age gap / married first, fall in love later / an old flame rekindled Shi Hua was sent to live with the He family in northern Jing as a child. Dependent on others, she was bullied and teased by everyone, except for the young master of the He family, He Heng, who always stood up for her. From then o 211.8kFavorites369.3kClicks/ch103.4kGifts

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    He boasts, treats others like walking blood bags, superficially seeks comfort but secretly flaunts his wealth, and breaks down completely when exposed.

12. 12 原21+ Turns Out I’m Not Mentally Ill 原来我不是精神病啊 Deep-Sea Scalpel深海手术刀Danmei (BL)647k WordsCompleted 293.2kFavorites275.3kClicks/ch743.2kGifts

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    He posted extensively, used NPD (Network Producer) tactics, and delivered an important speech about exchanging experiences and feelings with deaf authors through methods of combating theft.

13. 13 闺 What Should I Do If My Best Friend Is a Green Tea? [Book Transmigration] 闺蜜是绿茶怎么办？[穿书] Zhuge Salty Fish诸葛咸鱼Romance642k WordsCompleted My name is Yan Xi. I have a best friend, but she never respects me. Whenever we go out to eat, she always picks restaurants that are obscenely expensive, without sparing a thought for my empty wallet. Best friend: “Use my card. I’ll cover everything.” Me: [Freaking out] What will people think of me! When we go shopping together, she always wants to visit luxury stores, too. Best friend: “I’ve carried this bag once already, so you can have it. And this, and this, take them all home!” Me: [Freak 172.1kFavorites276.8kClicks/ch137.2kGifts

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    A forum exploded with gossip: a public statement about his BL novel and 32 chapters of BL fiction. He was scrambling to change his IP address on various platforms in the middle of the night just before his work was exposed.

14. 14 敢 If You Show Me Your Health Bar, I’ll Kill You 敢亮血条就杀给你看 Wei Wo Wu Jiu薇我无酒No CP1.1M WordsCompleted [Signed for a print edition. For updates on the exact progress, follow @WeiWoJiu59] Xue Wuyi is transported into a wasteland world rife with contamination. Humanity must venture into contaminated zones to deal with all kinds of bizarre entities. Xue Wuyi: I’ve seen this episode before. As long as I awaken an ability, I can become the protagonist who slaughters everyone in my path. So she struggled for seven years and finally got into the First Military Academy. Just like every protagonist, she 131.2kFavorites115.7kClicks/ch430.7kGifts

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    Shenren inj

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