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1. 1 老 An Honest Guy Enters an Elite School 老实人进入贵族学校 Chattering Yi喋喋易Danmei (BL)202k WordsCompleted Cai Gu is an honest man, and a beta. He's weak and incompetent, and nobody thinks much of him. His biggest dream in life is to earn enough money to live out his days in peace. His former boss took pity on him and arranged a job as a security guard at an elite school. Its students are all the cream of the crop, and the Alphas are quick to lose their tempers, constantly getting into arguments. His coworkers all advised Cai Gu to leave the Alphas alone, or they'd pick on him. Cai Gu is an honest 13.5kFavorites14.1kClicks/ch6.9kGifts

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   Pure ca, but it makes me sleepy.

2. 2 嘉 After Jiajing Got Someone Pregnant in a Dream 嘉靖感而有孕之后 Meng Sh Shui孟水水Romance616k WordsOngoing VIP release date: September 9 A dream of the sun entering one’s arms foretells the birth of a noble son. One night, Jiajing dreamed that a ball of fire fell from the sky and landed in his arms. When he awoke, he found himself repeatedly retching and vomiting. The imperial physicians were summoned at once to take his pulse. They all dropped to their knees in terror. “Your Majesty, this pulse… it seems… it seems to be a pregnancy pulse.” After decades of painstaking Daoist cultivation, the Daoist 29.8kFavorites44.7kClicks/ch42.2kGifts

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   The front is beautiful, but the back can't be hidden. (The following phrases appear to be unrelated and possibly from different sources: Jiajing Emperor's humiliating nanny + mistress Danruju Daru)

3. 3 养 The Stomach-Friendly Alpha Doesn't Want to Be Everyone's Crush 养胃女A不想当万人迷 Inconceivable不可思喻Romance228k WordsOngoing Today, I transmigrated into an ABO world and learned that I was a female Alpha. I was so startled that I hurriedly unzipped my pants to check. Oh, good. Good thing I hadn't grown anything extra. A male Omega passing by reported me. He said I was exposing myself in public and harassing people. So I angrily crouched in the slammer and wrote this diary. (P.S. Of course, I wrote it after I got out.) Everyone here seems kind of strange. Some Omegas think I'm secretly in love with them. - "Was 9.7kFavorites14kClicks/ch2.9kGifts

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   Everyone is tormenting the female lead, and she even feels sorry for the criminals. She can't take it anymore.

4. 4 剑 The Sword Venerable Is My Restricted Puppet 剑尊是我的限制傀儡人 Write Parting Sounds写离声Romance726k WordsCompleted [Complete] Bonus chapters will appear from time to time. Su Xiaoyuan, a sweet and straightforward college girl, transmigrates into a melodramatic body-double novel as a minor casualty in the Hehuan Sect. After drugging the female lead’s deceased beloved, the Sword Sovereign, she gets cut in half with a single stroke. Su Xiaoyuan’s mission after she transmigrates into the book is to cultivate through dual cultivation with this beloved Immortal Venerable. Su Xiaoyuan: “It’s not like I didn’t g 67.2kFavorites66.7kClicks/ch73.6kGifts

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   The female lead is so pitiful, I can't bear to watch anymore.

5. 5 病 After the Sickly Husband Became Everyone's Favorite 病弱人夫成为万人迷后 Chasing the Moon Among Flowers照花捕月Danmei (BL)880k WordsCompleted 52.1kFavorites71.2kClicks/ch16.2kGifts

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   The copywriting is engaging, but the main text is bland and boring. It feels like I've read it about eight hundred times already; there's nothing new, and the pacing is slow.

6. 6 清 The Pure Junior Student [Quick Transmigration] 清纯学弟[快穿] Blue Spirit Immortal蓝灵仙Danmei (BL)960k WordsCompleted [Completed] Pu Yao enters a strange Quick Transmigration game. "A pretty, innocent-looking junior makes a great first victim." "The audience will be so excited~" "The first pick for a psychopathic killer." "A participant in school bullying, the first one targeted by an evil spirit." "A roommate infected by the zombie virus at the start of the apocalypse." "A little liar who pretends to be a girl while dating online." "You'll be playing all of them..." [World types I might write, in no particula 51.7kFavorites90.6kClicks/ch34.4kGifts

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   The pacing is so slow; it's already past chapter twenty-something and we're still on the first stretch.

7. 7 盗 The Knockoff Heartthrob [Quick Transmigration] 盗版万人迷[快穿] Xiang Que香却Danmei (BL)860k WordsCompleted The Main God has fallen asleep, and a virus has invaded. Countless cannon fodder, lured by false promises, buy pirated versions of the Beloved Halo from the virus, hoping to steal the children of fortune's opportunities. This causes the worldlines to collapse. The Space-Time Administration is desperately short-staffed, so even newcomers like Jiang Sui, who hasn't finished his orientation training, are dragged into missions. System: We'll send you into small worlds to correct their worldlines. 96.4kFavorites140.8kClicks/ch56.5kGifts

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   The pacing is so slow; things that could be told in a dozen chapters are stretched into thirty.

8. 8 我 I Am the Supporting Female Character in an Explicit Novel 我是限制文的女配 Jun Zi Sheng君子生Romance747k WordsCompleted [The physical book has been retitled Listen to Ling and is now available for preorder. For details, follow Weibo @Jun Zi Sheng JZS] Lin Ting transmigrated into a book, specifically, an explicit novel. She became the female supporting character who secretly loved the male lead but was fated never to have him. In the original story, the supporting character hated the female lead for taking the male lead away from her. By association, she also hated the female lead's elder brother, Duan Ling. Over 409.5kFavorites422kClicks/ch563kGifts

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   There are no major flaws, except the pacing is extremely slow. What other stories can accomplish in three chapters is stretched into more than ten. There's just too much description, making it hard to read.

9. 9 触 What Department Should a Tentacle Top Who's Carrying Eggs Visit? 触手攻揣蛋该挂什么科？ Lamp Beneath the Trees林下灯Danmei (BL)447k WordsCompleted (Read the content warnings at the end of the blurb. Niche kink alert!) After ten years together, Fang Xingzhou's boyfriend announces that he's going to marry into a wealthy family. Heartbroken, Fang Xingzhou breaks up with him that very night. After the breakup, his ex seems to go mad. He launches a relentless campaign to win Fang Xingzhou back, acting erratically, getting insanely jealous, and behaving less and less like a normal human... Then, at a family dinner, he opens a medical report 131.4kFavorites187.6kClicks/ch154.2kGifts

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   It wasn't a landmine. The attacker really lacked communication skills; the misunderstanding dragged on for too long and wasted time. Couldn't they have just said, "I'm a SWAT officer, this is our special arrest operation?"

10. 10 亚 Yatiantang [Infinite] 亚天堂 [无限] Riverside Thorn Lantern江边棘灯No CP746k WordsOngoing After a sudden disaster, Ji Yin died. And was forced into an infinite-loop game System: The Paradise Game World. Here, points are everything. To survive, Ji Yin had no choice but to diligently take part in the game scenarios. While everyone else rested, Ji Yin was fighting zombies. While everyone else rested, Ji Yin was escaping from a tem 21.5kFavorites35kClicks/ch17.2kGifts

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    It was already pretty boring, and chapter 16 has a problem.

11. 11 被 The Bullied Honest Guy (Quick Transmigration) 被欺负的老实人[快穿] Breadfruit Tree面包果树Danmei (BL)107k WordsOngoing A let-loose, wish-fulfillment story Zhou Chuan is an honest man. He's timid at work and looked down on in life. After finally saving enough money to buy a house back in his hometown, he gets hit by a truck and loses his life. When he wakes up, he's bound to the Honest Man Cannon Fodder System. He can only go home by following the System's orders. [The Honest Man Who Gets Cheated On] (They never got legally married; it's a fake marriage) [You are in an urban danmei novel about an estranged cou 4.8kFavorites13.6kClicks/ch772Gifts

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    My younger brother is a bit anthropomorphic, not like someone over 10 years old. It's not that it's offensive, it just gives me goosebumps.

12. 12 末 Doomsday Survival Apartment 末日求生公寓 Coffee Milk Tea咖啡牛奶茶Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Going premium on October 23. 10,000 words will be updated on launch day.] The bad news: the apocalypse is coming. The good news: you know about it 30 days in advance. The bad news: this is an apocalypse brought on by the arrival of the paranormal, and humanity has no way to fight it. The good news: a survival-apartment System has descended from the heavens and turned everyone into players. The bad news: players have to clear different game instances to earn points. The good news: game poi 63.9kFavorites84.6kClicks/ch126.5kGifts

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    Burning the mountain earlier was one thing, at least it was self-defense. But being robbed later, even though they had weapons, they simply gave their yacht to the robbers, hoping they'd be lenient in the future? They could have at least exchanged something. This is practically handing weapons to the enemy; it feels like they've forgotten the "Theory of the Six Kingdoms."

13. 13 种 Pea-Sorting Simulator 种豌豆模拟器 Drunken Latte酒醉的拿铁Romance393k WordsCompleted [Bonus chapters in progress!] [New story: The Honest Man Is Out of Stock, Save Him! Now posting!] [Story blurb] Song Qingfu has no spiritual roots. She’s as ordinary as a mortal can be. Her parents are servants of the Wang family, a cultivation clan. Unless something unexpected happens, she’ll end up serving them too, if she doesn’t have the Pea-Sowing Simulator. [You are 18 and have come of age. You secretly get together with Wang Run, the young master of the Wang family, and successfully get 15.6kFavorites16.6kClicks/ch21.9kGifts

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    The porcelain doll started to become watery and shaky, describing a bunch of random things.

14. 14 美21+ A Survival Guide to American Horror Story Dungeons 美恐副本自救攻略 Little Ink Bunny墨兔儿Danmei (BL)1.3M WordsCompleted 97.9kFavorites128.4kClicks/ch85kGifts

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    The main character makes too many idiotic mistakes, but the explicit scenes are quite appealing; you can only watch the explicit parts by skipping around.

15. 15 开 From the Start, I Have a Kun 开局一条鲲 Delusional Crow妄鸦Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [The titles I used to use for this story were After Eating My Fill, I Became Stronger and Eating Everything Keeps Me Well-Nourished.] Yuan Hanshuang, a master of ancient martial arts, blinked and found herself in the interstellar age. There were no mechs or supernatural abilities here, only people with innate mental powers. Plants and animals, magical beasts, insectoids, mechanical life forms, even dragons and angels that had existed only in human fantasies had broken free of imagination and bec 244.8kFavorites528.9kClicks/ch1.3MGifts

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    There are no major flaws. It's just that I can't stand it; it's a very old-fashioned leveling-up story, every plot point is typical, and I've seen too many of those.

16. 16 十 A Nineteenth-Century Seamstress 十九世纪女裁缝 Frozen Orange冻京橙Romance477k WordsCompleted Please check out my upcoming novel: The Nineteenth-Century Department Store Princess Blurb: She transmigrated into a Western novel as a female side character with a tragic fate. Before Eloise lay Manhattan, New York, in the Gilded Age. At the end of the nineteenth century, it was a glittering world of luxury, with a bustling harbor. But the original owner was still a little girl, living with her younger brother at her aunt’s house. Five people crammed into one tiny room. The walls leaked, t 96.1kFavorites134.1kClicks/ch112.5kGifts

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    Although the author was criticized to the point of revising the story, the chapters where the female lead was possessed by a ghost before the revisions were quite memorable. She was initially portrayed as a prudent and calm person, and not exactly short of money. However, the moment she got involved with the male lead, she transformed into a timid, bold, spoiled wife and thief. It's not that I hate this type of character, but I hate how character development collapses without any foreshadowing or explanation.

17. 17 我 I Want to Be a Good Person, I Really Do! [Infinite] 我想做个好人，真的！[无限] Rainy Mountain Slant雨山斜Romance612k WordsOngoing [Major revision of the full novel in progress] Blurb: Qi Ji transmigrated into an infinite survival world and was forced to bind herself to a “Good Person System.” Once she earned 100 Good Person Points, she could exchange them for a transmigration card and return to her original world. So she had no choice but to clear the scenarios earnestly and write a new chapter of good deeds A teammate with a saintly heart gets carried away by kindness and endangers the group, then says he's willing to s 8.4kFavorites8.5kClicks/ch4.6kGifts

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    The beginning is a bit padded, but it's still a satisfying read. Chapters 71-72 are strange; he inexplicably kisses a supporting female character, and a mere threat makes the female lead worship him?

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