The Sword Venerable Is My Restricted Puppet

[Complete] Bonus chapters will appear from time to time. Su Xiaoyuan, a sweet and straightforward college girl, transmigrates into a melodramatic body-double novel as a minor casualty in the Hehuan Sect. After drugging the female lead’s deceased beloved, the Sword Sovereign, she gets cut in half with a single stroke. Su Xiaoyuan’s mission after she transmigrates into the book is to cultivate through dual cultivation with this beloved Immortal Venerable. Su Xiaoyuan: “It’s not like I didn’t get into Tsinghua or Peking University because I didn’t want to!” Getting into Immortal Venerable Lingyue’s bed is way harder than getting into Tsinghua or Peking University. To practice the forbidden arts, she buys a dual-cultivation puppet. The puppet has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, long legs, and a peerlessly handsome, icy face. It can catch cats and kill people, and it can also make soup and embroider menstrual belts. Its one flaw is that it wears a chastity belt charged with a hundred thousand volts. Su Xiaoyuan has a grand old time playing with the puppet for three months. At last, she sneaks into the Sword Sovereign’s sect and becomes a low-ranking outer disciple. In the first month, she keeps her head down and lies low. In the second month, she keeps her head down and lies low. But for some reason, wherever she goes, she keeps running into the “reclusive” Immortal Venerable Lingyue. Luckily, she’s quick-witted enough to avoid him. In the third month, a minor villain loses patience, drugs the Immortal Venerable with an aphrodisiac, and frames her. Su Xiaoyuan is brought before the Immortal Venerable to await judgment. She closes her eyes, waiting to be cut in half. The cool and aloof Sword Sovereign picks up the drugged tea and takes a sip, then pinches her chin and feeds her half of it. Then he unties her hair ribbon, blindfolds himself, and leans back on the jade couch. “Didn’t you say you wanted to cultivate with me? Go ahead.” Su Xiaoyuan: “Help!!” Fu Tingyun, Immortal Venerable Lingyue, is a once-in-a-millennium sword-cultivation prodigy. Born cold-hearted and indifferent, he knows nothing of worldly desire and has no impure thoughts. But he has a secret no one knows: sealed in his dantian is the abyss of desire that threatens the Three Realms. He was certain nothing could go wrong. From beginning his cultivation at three and a half to standing one step away from ascension at twenty, nothing ever had. Until one day, while his spirit left his body to recuperate from an injury, he woke to find himself trapped inside an old puppet. A pair of slender hands tugged at the ties around his hips. The girl leaned closer and peered inside. “Sorry, I mean, I might need to take a little look at your... you know...” At first, Fu Tingyun wanted to kill her. Later, all he wanted was to drag her into the depths of the abyss of desire. 0% AI, 100% handcrafted. 1. A light, sweet little treat, with plenty of steamy scenes. Romance from beginning to end, written for my own enjoyment and to unwind. 2. The male lead is inexplicably the strongest in the Three Realms. He’s a nasty, dark-minded bastard, and very much a bastard. 3. Includes descriptions of beautiful characters, both male and female. 4. The female lead is an ordinary, sweet girl, not a strong female lead or career-minded type. She doesn’t train or level up, and never really gets much backbone. No past lives or present lives, no saving the world, just sweet everyday life and plenty of cuddling. Coming soon: Elder Brother (Set during the Wei, Jin, and Northern and Southern Dynasties. Faux siblings, an ancient version of Anna, a powerful man lowering his head, and a forceful romance.) Wei Ying, the legitimate daughter of the Wei family, comes from a household of immense wealth and privilege. Beautiful enough to topple kingdoms, she earns a reputation as the most celebrated beauty south of the Yangtze before she even turns fifteen. There’s just one problem: she’s an impostor, a performer named A Ying who has occupied the real girl’s place for four years. And her impossibly handsome elder brother, Wei Heng, a celebrated scholar from Jiangzuo, seems to have started growing suspicious of her. An elder brother is as good as a father, and A Ying’s marriage and future are entirely in his hands. So A Ying can only hide her identity carefully while continuing to ingratiate herself with her convenient elder brother. When he writes, she grinds his ink. When he attends a banquet, she prepares hangover soup and waits up by candlelight. When he’s injured, she spends the night copying scriptures and praying for him. When he catches an epidemic, she nurses him without taking time to change her clothes... Then he accidentally takes a potent drug and is on the brink of death. With everything about to fall apart, she disguises herself as a peasant girl, slips into a dark carriage, and personally helps him break the drug’s effects. After a night of feverish madness, A Ying pretends nothing happened. Later, she sets her sights on a young man from the Pei family, an old family friend, and tests the waters. Wei Heng looks toward the imperial palace. “You should set your sights higher.” A Ying takes the hint and sets her sights on the Crown Prince. On the night of the wedding, the emperor dies, the Crown Prince is executed for treason, and the new bride disappears without a trace. The court and the people say that the Wei girl was cursed with ill fortune: she was Crown Princess for only half a day before her own elder brother led troops in a bloody purge of the Eastern Palace. She, too, vanished in the chaos, her fate unknown. No one knows that A Ying was chained to the throne in the main hall of the imperial palace that night, the chains clanging until dawn. Her aloof, self-possessed elder brother tears at her like a beast, then gently brushes her damp bangs aside and sighs in her ear: “I told you long ago, I’d give you anything you wanted, big brother’s darling. Why can’t you ever behave?” Neither lead is a good person. One feigns affection but has a little genuine feeling, and they pursue each other in their own way. Their feelings begin after the truth of her identity is uncovered. Theme: Love is a mystery