I Have to Vent 不槽不快

1. 1 他 He Is Only Good To Me [Rebirth] 他只对我乖[重生］ Caramel Winter Melon焦糖冬瓜Danmei (BL)1.8M WordsCompleted Cover artist: Daju Yesheng My idol has been reborn, and he's only ever sweet to me A basketball sports story In the dead of night, one of the top basketball stars who had been dead for ten years called Xia Chiyi. He claimed to be Sheng Xingming, the basketball legend of a decade ago, a genius who died young. Xia Chiyi: I might as well be Qin Shi Huang. Are you going to send me money? He said he couldn't receive money because he didn't have WeChat, and that he used an antique Nokia 5230. Xia Chi 25.9kFavorites22.9kClicks/ch114.3kGifts

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   I just don't understand. In the setting, the seme is a fully-fledged, all-around perfect being, while the uke is growing rapidly but still not as good as the seme. So why is it that almost everyone focuses on and targets the uke in their tactical arrangements, while the seme is just dismissed with a simple "all-around veteran" comment? The seme from his previous life has become a symbol of the golden generation of basketball, and now the reborn seme is standing right next to the uke, and all of the seme's old teammates and coaches are looking at the uke with tears in their eyes, saying they see the seme's shadow from his previous life in the uke. What kind of new NTR are you guys doing? Also, in less than ten chapters, the two main characters are already engaging in all sorts of ambiguous relationships—eye contact, physical contact, talking about marriage, talking about forever—for dozens of chapters. While their hearts are pounding at the same time, the unspoken understanding between them remains completely intact. It's unbearable! [Crack] They're being so blatant, all their allies and rivals are practically part of the "predatory phase," author? Do you really think this is what an ambiguous phase looks like? Whose ambiguous phase looks like this? I don't find it particularly enjoyable; it just feels like artificial sweeteners are suffocating me.

2. 2 投 Invest in My Ex-Boyfriend, Then Make a Few Billion 投资前男友，先赚几个亿 Quiet Boat Sprite静舟小妖Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted By every measure, Lin Yun was a successful man. He obeyed the law, worked diligently, and owned a business empire. He had wealth beyond imagining, yet he still met an untimely end. He endured more than a year of suffering in a hospital bed before finally drawing his last breath. Then he transmigrated into a book. The book was a foreign sports power fantasy. Its male lead was born with extraordinary talent, was reborn, and eventually became a sports legend, worth as much as a publicly traded com 14.1kFavorites18.8kClicks/ch32.6kGifts

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   If you're going to write about business warfare, then write about business warfare properly. Don't inexplicably veer into the topic of "everyone wanting to be the bottom." If you're going to write about competition, then write about competition properly. This overpowered cheat ability completely overshadows the protagonist's actual efforts. Besides, it seems like competition has become an integral part of this pair of idiots... Ugh... If you're going to write a romance scene, at least write a proper romance scene, okay? It seems like the bottom is just playing with people's feelings, and the top's jealousy is just plain ridiculous, treating everyone around them like third wheels. If you're going to write about sex, at least improve your driving skills, thank you. I've seen plenty of stream-of-consciousness writing on Jinjiang Literature City, each one is thought-provoking and unforgettable. Since you've chosen such a high frequency of sexual activity, what's the point of just writing a rambling account and driving exhaust fumes?

3. 3 一 [Football] I Woke Up to Inherit a League Two Team [足球]一觉醒来继承了一支英乙球队 Cream Puffs奶油泡泡No CP623k WordsCompleted The main story is complete. Bonus chapters will be posted whenever I get around to them. Ping Qiong woke up one day to discover she'd inherited a team that had fallen from the Premier League to League Two. Her main quest was to drag the team back into the Premier League. But the club was currently three hundred million pounds in debt! Most of the staff had left, and she was practically the entire back-office team. Ping Qiong: What do I do? This team looks like it's about to go under. This story 10.9kFavorites19.5kClicks/ch17.1kGifts

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   The system-based transmigration game is a cliché. I've long forgotten the plot, only remembering that I ran away because the female lead actually referred to her own image as "the controller." You're not writing otome games on Jinjiang Literature City, are you? Perhaps initially "controller" was a neutral term, but now you don't use "protagonist" or even "I," but instead use "controller," claiming you have no ill intentions. Who believes that? You might as well VIP 50 and believe I'm Qin Shi Huang.

4. 4 赚 [Football] I’ll Retire Once I’ve Made Enough Money [足球]赚够了钱就退役 Cream Puffs奶油泡泡No CP640k WordsCompleted [Main story complete. Bonus chapters will be updated whenever inspiration strikes. Paid bonus chapters may be purchased depending on circumstances. I'll lower the paid-to-free ratio; not buying the paid bonus chapters won't affect your access to the free ones.] Li Shu was an ordinary wage earner in his previous life. The only unusual thing about him was that he died a little too young. In this life, he's still an ordinary wage earner. The only unusual thing is that he works as a goalkeeper. His 38.2kFavorites77.3kClicks/ch103.7kGifts

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   When I first read this story, I didn't understand football very well. At that time, I only felt a sense of melancholy about the changes in the later chapters. Rereading it these past two days, I completely understand why everyone in the comments section is criticizing the author. Seriously, selling a player with only one year left on his contract to Bayern Munich as Neuer's backup, only to loan him back to Inter Milan after Neuer's recovery, is tantamount to directly destroying his historical reputation and his dignity as a top player. In future selections for the best XI of all time, no one will remember him because his peak performance couldn't even surpass that of Neuer, who was nearly forty and seriously injured. The comments section only discusses the Chapman-Bayern perspective, completely ignoring the protagonist's own attitude. But this isn't the 18th century with triangular trade; players sign contracts with clubs, not indentured servitude. If he didn't agree to transfer to Bayern, the deal was off. Could Chapman kidnap him and put him on a plane to Munich? Sister, you really hate your protagonist.

5. 5 分 After We Broke Up, My Gentle Daddy Went Mad 分手后温柔Daddy发疯了 Shao Tang勺棠Danmei (BL)477k WordsCompleted During the summer break of his junior year, Zhu Ran accepted his aunt's invitation to vacation on Hong Kong Island. By chance, he began a summer romance with Huo Boyan. Everyone said Mr. Huo was powerful, refined, and highly regarded among Hong Kong Island's elite. Only Zhu Ran knew how terrifyingly intense Huo Boyan's gaze became when he watched him swim in private. Back then, Zhu Ran was young, playful, and captivated by good looks. The possibilities were endless, and he happened to want a p 76.5kFavorites69.9kClicks/ch28.7kGifts

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   When I started reading this bittersweet romance novel about a wealthy family, I was rereading another one, "Xi Kang." The two male leads had somewhat similar character settings, so after reading about a dozen chapters, I couldn't help but quit. The logic was completely broken, and the writing was just a jumble of flowery language. It's true what they say, comparison is the thief of joy; I never realized something like this could be so awful.

6. 6 天 The Boy Band and the Crown 天团与皇冠 Green Rhythm青律Danmei (BL)1.0M WordsCompleted [The illustration event is now live. Thank you all for your support! O3O] [An unabridged simplified-Chinese edition has been signed with a North American publisher and is now available for purchase. Stay tuned~] He was once a penniless top scholar with 800,000 yuan in debt, living in an underground parking garage like a stray dog. Then a talent recruitment program for a boy band turned his life completely around. From that day on, he left the darkness behind and stepped into endless light and br 98.8kFavorites206.5kClicks/ch243.5kGifts

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   The second half took a bizarre turn. Having been involved in the Chinese entertainment industry for four years before switching to the Korean entertainment industry, and then spending eight years there, I can attest that this particular group's lineup is utterly baffling, designed solely to enhance its prestige. Opera and idol training are completely different systems. It's like Nakamura Ichiyo, who studied ballet for over ten years; her entry into K-pop is like a drop in the ocean. Especially the fact that the lead actor became a top scorer in the college entrance exam just to boost the group's popularity. When a reporter asked him why he, a top scorer, would still enter the entertainment industry, he even tried to justify it with a sense of value. I'm truly astonished. Even twelve years of being a fan isn't enough for me to understand this.

7. 7 禁 Do Not Pray to the Abyss 禁止向深渊祈祷 Foolish Singer愚人歌者Danmei (BL)1.3M WordsCompleted *The ending has been substantially revised. This version is only responsible for the content posted on the serialization platform. A fictional modern setting, suspenseful detective story that will make you think. Please do not connect it to real life. [Blurb] A living human statue appears at a city art exhibition, shocking the entire country. The case is heinous and complex, and international criminal investigator Xu Changying is ordered to return home and work jointly with the police. The mo 34.9kFavorites18.5kClicks/ch46.3kGifts

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   Judging from the name, I thought it would be a superpowered, infinite-flow genre, but it turns out to be a serious crime investigation film. I feel the most successful aspect of this story is its well-realized portrayal of the inherently flawed ABO (Alpha-Bionic) setting. The resulting gender differentiation doesn't primarily lead to touching romance, but rather to stark class conflict. Alphas, by virtue of their gender, have an inherent advantage in society, allowing them to accumulate capital quickly and become capital itself, further monopolizing wealth and solidifying their class. It doesn't reach the absurd level of cyberpunk; it follows the familiar processes and unspoken rules of asset activism in modern capitalist societies. The wealthy go to great lengths to increase the probability of Alpha differentiation, essentially consolidating their class. To this end, they engage in surrogacy, live experimentation, and every imaginable shady industry—it's both plausible and realistic. I'm giving it four stars for this reason; this is the first story I've seen that so seriously explores the social contradictions of an ABO world. Besides, the world-building is simply too vast, and the author's writing skills weren't sufficient to unravel all the characters and foreshadowing. Laura's past revelation came out of nowhere, but it didn't have much impact. The same goes for Tang Youning's storyline; this crucial character never even appeared until the very end. ... Ber, then what was the point of giving him this storyline and this identity? The following part is more subjective, and opinions vary from person to person, so there's no need to listen to just my opinion. The romantic subplot between the seme and uke is really hard to resist criticizing. Later on, I finally understood why the author removed the "love-obsessed seme" label. It's because the uke was the one who swapped lives and suffered the loss of his family. He swallowed his hatred and bitter tears, sacrificed everything for the seme, gave him his own life, and then went to North America. Afterwards, the seme lost his memory and completely forgot about the uke. In this situation, to portray the seme as love-obsessed would indeed be quite absurd. And then there's this bottom (uke), oh my god, how could someone be so miserable? His father died tragically, his mother died unjustly, and his life is constantly being "corrected" by accidents orchestrated by the forces behind fate. I feel like he's barely recovered for a single day; new wounds pile up on top of old ones, he's either in the hospital or on his way to the hospital. Every time the top (uke) has something happen to him, he has to risk everything to save him, and then desperately try to cover up the truth of the past so as not to affect the top's smooth life. Honestly, after reading it, I still don't understand why he loves so much, and to this extent.

8. 8 守 Widowed for Many Years 守寡多年[星际] Sesame Cat芝芝猫猫Danmei (BL)296k WordsCompleted 1. In the discipline office, the school’s top student and its very worst student were both told to bring their parents in, but only one parent showed up. The dean looked at the cold and beautiful male Omega before him and immediately recognized him as Jiang Yun, the Alliance Foreign Affairs Department’s top diplomat, famous for his good looks and formidable manner. “I’m their father,” Jiang Yun said, glancing at his sons. “They’re twins.” Remembering the rumor that the beautiful Omega had bee 161.9kFavorites165.5kClicks/ch182.9kGifts

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   The author intended to write a charming, intelligent, and beautiful protagonist, but it was a complete failure. It wasn't just a series of greasy cannon fodder characters; instead, every chapter featured a former colleague/enemy of the protagonist lusting after him. Even though the protagonist held a high position and wielded great power, almost no one listened to him. Whether friend or foe, they were all five-legged dogs, their minds consumed by nothing but lust. The protagonist lacked any real charm; after all, someone surrounded by swarms of flies and mosquitoes is unlikely to be attractive. These greasy cannon fodder men didn't make the protagonist a heartthrob; they just made him seem repulsive and stupid, leading readers to abandon the story.

9. 9 直 After a Misogynist Enters a Romance Novel 直男癌进入言情小说后 The Beginning of the Clouds初云之初Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Consort Qin was peerlessly beautiful and alluring, so much so that the emperor abandoned his wife and deposed his legitimate heir. Excerpt from The First Noble Concubine Consort Qin gazed at him tenderly. “Your Majesty and I were wed as husband and wife, bound together for life and deeply in love...” The straight-laced founding emperor: “How could a mere maidservant like Qin ever be my wife?” “Send this ill-mannered wretch to the Cold Palace at once, then bring me five hundred jin of memorials!” 163.6kFavorites452.1kClicks/ch532kGifts

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   A great title. Why? Because it really sounds like something written by a straight man.

10. 10 捻 Twizzle Waltz [Figure Skating] 捻转步舞曲[花滑] Under the Chinese Parasol Tree wt梧桐树下wtDanmei (BL)1.5M WordsCompleted [This novel will be entering VIP serialization on Saturday, September 30, 2023. Thank you for your support!] [One extra chapter for every 5,000 drops of nutrient solution.] As a men's singles figure skater who had only recently moved up to the senior group, Yu Chen was one of the few in China capable of combining jumps with expressive performance. The coaches on his team 17kFavorites23.8kClicks/ch47.9kGifts

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    I couldn't stand it halfway through and gave up. I really dislike protagonists who are incredibly dull, conflicted, and prone to internal conflict. Just thinking about interacting with that kind of person is exhausting.

11. 11 一 Spending Four Billion in a Day [Football] 一天花掉四百亿之后[足球] A Lifetime of Holding White一世执白No CP1.5M WordsCompleted The System has arrived, and forty billion yuan has fallen from the sky! What? The money has to be spent on other people, and I can't enjoy it myself? As a football fan, Tang chuckled. Buy Manchester United, buy Manchester United, buy Manchester United! I'll buy the club in the name of the Manchester United Supporters' Club. I can still enjoy myself that way! And he did. The System fulfilled his dream, but took his life, his soul, and even his... name. He became part of the System. But as 19.2kFavorites43.8kClicks/ch85.1kGifts

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    Whether it's the handling of the "golden finger" (a powerful, overpowered advantage) or the control of pacing, "40 Billion" is far inferior to "Doing Whatever You Want." The summer break wasn't even over by chapter 150, and by chapter 260 the league championship was practically in hand—a very unbalanced structure. Moreover, it's been abandoned, with no end in sight. Honestly, I'd rather the author had written Tang Tang as a Red Devil version of Randall. It's so strange! "Do whatever you want" was a story from six years ago; how did it go from 40 billion views to a complete regression?

12. 12 五 Gojo-kun Is the Strongest Batkid Too [Western Crossover] 五条君当蝙蝠崽也是最强[综英美] A Yang Wants to Eat Meat阿羊想吃肉No CP532k WordsCompleted A note for readers before you begin Content warning: Geto Suguru appears, and he and Gojo are close friends. Please don't read if that bothers you. The author wants Gojo to gain everything: his close friends, friends, family, students, and teachers; everything from past and present lives, everything he missed or lacked, and everything he was meant to have. Choose carefully, observe carefully, and purchase carefully. Extreme comments will be deleted. Slowly revising the story and fixing typos 27.9kFavorites72.5kClicks/ch15.2kGifts

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    I've already said that Japanese and American comics are incompatible, please don't try to merge these two genres together again! It feels like whenever American comics are combined with Japanese comics, all the characters immediately become chuunibyou (a Japanese term for delusional or immature) and their intelligence suddenly drops. Is this even fair?

13. 13 全 All-Round Mid Laner (Esports) 全能中单（电竞） Spirit of the Butterfly蝶之灵Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted [Complete. Free bonus stories are in the esports special collection.] Esports player Ye Shaoyang wakes up after a car accident to discover he has transmigrated into a fantastical ABO world and become a rookie streamer. To support himself, Ye Shaoyang decides to return to his old career and make his way in the esports scene. Thanks to his exceptional talent, he soon lands a contract with a top-tier club. But on the very day he reports to his new team, he unexpectedly differentiates into an Omega 512.6kFavorites746.4kClicks/ch1.7MGifts

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    This article... Wow, what can I say? Butterfly Spirit, I beg you, please give up on ABO and that awkward romantic storyline, okay? Please stop being so stubborn and stop fighting with those two. Just focus on your strengths in writing games and esports. I will definitely support you as JJ's new esports god!

14. 14 我 I’m the One Who Gets to Play [Esports] 我行让我上[电竞] Jiang Zibei酱子贝Danmei (BL)539k WordsCompleted During a certain LOL match, a well-known, infuriating streamer is providing commentary and broadcasting the game. Streamer: This support is really feeding them. Streamer: If that jungler were my teammate, I’d already be sitting at the fountain playing piano for him. Streamer: I suggest this player go back and practice last-hitting. Viewer: All bark and no bite! If you’re so good, get in there yourself! Streamer: Your daddy can do it. Viewer: Sure, sure, sure :) If you can, I’ll cut my head off 1.6MFavorites2.3MClicks/ch2.9MGifts

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    Honestly, I feel the male lead in this book is incredibly overtly used as a plot device... The other character has a complete growth perspective and emotional journey, but the male lead's background and experiences are glossed over. Forget about emotional changes, even his inner thoughts are barely described. He's not well-developed to begin with; if you remove the romantic subplot, he's practically a blank slate. /Shrug Moreover, after I finished watching the three giants of esports, only one question remained in my mind: Why do you all love writing about irritable characters?

15. 15 重 Reborn: My House Is Definitely Not Going to Fall 重生之我的房子必不可能塌 Nine Pieces九块No CP396k WordsCompleted Possible content warnings: 1. A 101-style idol audition story, written like a rambling account with little writing polish, plot, or logic. The setup takes a long time, and there's a lot of pairing promotion. 2. The heroine will not debut in first place or become a top-tier star. This is not a wish-fulfillment story. 3. A cheerful, sweet heroine who's short, with excessive, excessive, excessive pairing-promotion and clout-leeching, as well as excessive, excessive, excessive scheming. 4. More to b 15.7kFavorites29.5kClicks/ch16.6kGifts

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    The female lead started managing her social media accounts and networking from her early teens to prepare for future talent shows, gaining an incredibly thorough understanding of the unspoken rules and underhanded practices of these competitions. In the end, she only managed to get third place? And it wasn't even a Korean talent show; it was a Chinese idol group like Rocket Girls or Hard Candy—uh, a group that's practically defunct, where forming the group is practically equivalent to disbanding, like NBCS. After debuting, she's been hovering in the second or third tier of fame, making you wonder if all her years of hard work only resulted in second or third-tier status? All for this? Honestly, I think with that kind of perseverance, she could succeed at anything!

16. 16 我 I Am the God of the Infinite Game 我在无限游戏里封神 Hot Pepper Fish in a Pot壶鱼辣椒Danmei (BL)2.6M WordsCompleted The main story is complete. After losing his job, Bai Liu was swept into a livestream game he couldn’t leave. The game was full of all kinds of monsters and players harboring murderous intent. At first, everyone thought Bai Liu was just an ordinary person who had stumbled into the game by accident. Later, they understood that the game was welcoming its god, who had returned through victory and a crown, and saying to Bai Liu: Welcome home. A beautiful, nonhuman, terrifying god on top × a mone 1.9MFavorites1.7MClicks/ch7.1MGifts

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    Here's a long review I wrote back then. This book left me with a sense of imbalance. Its ensemble cast seems exquisite, its world-building grand, and its subplots focused on reflecting on real-world social issues; the Yinshan Village and the witch trials were particularly impactful. But beyond that, it also left me with a lingering unease. A common flaw in mystery novels is that the protagonist always seems to easily make strange and unconventional predictions and put them into practice, only to be proven right in the end. Furthermore, despite the novel's constant emphasis on Bai Liu being a gambler whose tactics are reckless and extreme, making him extremely prone to financial ruin, Bai Liu has never actually fallen off this tightrope. It's undeniable that the author has a strong preference for him. Mu Sicheng's character development is extremely inconsistent. In the early stages, he's portrayed as a god of war, even used by minor characters to explain the general solution to the Siren Town true end. However, his intellectual brilliance ends there. With the addition of the witch, assassin, and hunter, he transforms from a god of war capable of independently deducing the true end into a "foolish monkey" in the witch's scenario who can't understand Liu Jiayi's tactical instructions. I know it's the readers who truly need to understand the +1 tactic, but asking Mu Sicheng this question feels like a forced intellectual downgrade. This intellectual downgrade manifests in various aspects later on, perhaps due to the author's poor writing control, or perhaps simply a writing failure that necessitates rewriting. Why do fanfiction often portray Mu Sicheng as brainless and easily angered, to the point where many reiterate his lack of intelligence? Because the main characters need a mood-maker, and the author initiated this. Throughout the text, the author repeatedly emphasizes Bai Liu's suffering, even contrasting it with the pain of others—in the Evil God's Ritual instance, the threads on the scales weighed the pain of each child like weights; those children specifically chosen to be tortured suffered less than one-thousandth of Bai Liu's pain. Following the author's logic, he bore the heaviest pain in the world, which might even earn him the attention of the Evil God. Reading this, I only felt absurdity—when pain can be measured, what about Mu Sicheng, who witnessed Yuan Qingqing and Liu Huai's deaths; Hongtao, who danced on the island at age 12 in place of her mother; Georgia, whose kingdom fell overnight; and Russell Cemetery, struggling for survival? So many people manipulated by the Evil God, experiencing pain again and again—in the author's eyes, were they all less pained than Bai Liu, who lost Sheeta? Finally, from a biological perspective, if Liu Jiayi's mother marries someone else, the child she has will definitely not be Liu Jiayi.

17. 17 就 You Guys Clearly Need More DPS [Western Crossover] 就说你们缺输出[综英美] One Little Bai Bai一只白白No CP681k WordsCompleted After Twenty-Three Becomes a Shikigami... A certain unknown superhero archer: We have a potted lycoris from the amaryllis family. It's totally under control, and it's great at killing robots! A certain unknown Gotham butler: We have a katana from Japan's Heian period in our collection. It's totally in control, and it's great at killing criminals! A certain unknown high school spider: A gentle, beautiful big bird lives under our eaves. It's totally obsessed with its kid, and it's great at prot 47.3kFavorites153.7kClicks/ch72.6kGifts

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    I read this with amusement in mind. The gods of Takamagahara are lining up to save America, the land of blessings, and they're all fighting alongside DC and Marvel superheroes, while they don't even glance at Japan, where monsters and superpowers are equally rampant. It makes me want to interview Japanese people about what it's like to be NTR'd like, hahaha.

18. 18 营 Business Paradox [Entertainment Industry] 营业悖论[娱乐圈] Zhi Chu稚楚Danmei (BL)677k WordsCompleted Please read the content warnings before starting! Kaleido is a talented but little-known boy band that goes viral by accident after a fan-filmed video at the airport makes the rounds. In the video, the group’s most dominant youngest member, Pei Tingsong, pins his older bandmate Fang Juexia against a wall and playfully taps his face with a plane ticket. Fang Juexia simply takes the ticket, holds it between his lips, and straightens his collar. The band’s supposed “bullying” turns into provocativ 1.2MFavorites1.3MClicks/ch1.4MGifts

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    As a seasoned K-pop fan, a K-pop gossip enthusiast, and a former boy group fan betrayed by my favorite idol's relationship, I was initially captivated by their pairings, and I enjoyed watching them build their careers and face their comebacks. I also appreciated the talent of singer-songwriter Zhichu in writing lyrics and designing stages. However, the only thing I haven't finished reading is the public side story I bought... If same-sex marriage were legal in South Korea someday, and my favorite idol were to kiss under the rainbow flag after their military service, I'd have a heart attack and vomit blood. This isn't about whether I'm a fangirl or not; even in the world of anime, I've never made any romantic advances about my favorite idol. This is about how I've wasted my time, energy, and heart! I can enjoy shipping and fanfiction, imagining how you support each other during the toughest times, but who allowed you to actually come out in such a dramatic way?! Don't give me that nonsense about transitioning or no longer relying on fans; I might have already sold out by the time they go public. But this doesn't conflict with my regret about my sunk costs!

19. 19 黎 Sleeping Through the Dawn [Interstellar] 黎明沉眠[星际] Yue Qianyue岳千月Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted [October 31, 2026 (Saturday), 7:30 PM: Preorders open for the second volume of the Lu Shang physical edition. Follow wb@Yue Qianyue for details] Three years ago, a devastating report came from the distant stars: Crown Prince Ryan had died heroically on the frontier, and even his body could not be brought home. The empire had lost its godlike, dazzlingly handsome heir, as well as one of the strongest New Crystal Humans of the century. It was said that the crown prince had left behind a pitiful 242.9kFavorites227.4kClicks/ch353.2kGifts

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    This is a melodramatic love story set in an interstellar world, filled with tragic twists and turns. It was so heart-wrenching to watch, and I would watch it whenever I felt like being tortured. But I'm a humanities student. Sometimes I can overlook plot inconsistencies for the sake of romance, but I really can't stand the idea of ​​sacrificing social order for technological advancement. While space fiction is basically history wrapped in a space opera shell, at least have a federation or parliamentary system! Even a constitutional monarchy would be an effort, but then you pop up with Chinese feudal emperor systems or even Western European lord systems—it's just ridiculous. Yes, that's why I don't usually read space fiction. Seeing "noble families" or "imperial systems" in a space setting really makes me cringe!

20. 20 判EN Panguan: The Twelfth Gate 判官 Mu Su Li木苏里Danmei (BL)539k WordsCompleted A flashy "weakling" x a poor man living in a mansion The Judge's lineage once had a founding patriarch. He was renowned throughout the land, but now no one dares mention him. If they do, the only response is that he died a horrible death. Only Wen Shi still observes the rules. Every day, he pays respects to the founding patriarch's garishly painted portrait, complete with a blue-green face and fangs, when somehow it summons a sickly tenant. The tenant stands before the portrait and asks, "Who 1.7MFavorites1.6MClicks/ch3.2MGifts

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    The main reason I chose this book is because I think its underlying worldview and logic are ridiculous. Your lineage of judges has been passed down for thousands of years, yet those ancestors from thousands of years ago not only haven't fallen behind the times, but they can also crush you like ants under their feet. You really should pack your bags and commit seppuku. Marx should be turning in his grave, because this is the best counterexample to his development philosophy.

21. 21 伪 The Fake Slackers 伪装学渣 Papaya Huang木瓜黄Danmei (BL)411k WordsCompleted After class assignments were announced, the two campus-famous “problem students” not only ended up in the same class, but became deskmates. One is clearly a top student but insists on pretending to be a slacker. He’s all theatrics and keeps going further down the road of acting. A thread about the two big shots in our class who compete for last place on every exam. A theatrical top who’s destined to die alone (He Chao) x a bottom who picks fights at the drop of a hat and has no regard for human 2.3MFavorites2.1MClicks/ch2.6MGifts

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    I actually rallied behind it during my first year of high school; I even subscribed to the entire series and owned the physical book... But thankfully, it was my first year of high school, not junior high. With high school life—6 AM to 10:30 PM, weekly phone collection, and nobody scoring above 600 in the provincial key high school's regular classes—I was brutally awakened by reality in less than half a semester. That absurd 744 score is a cybercrime record I'll never forget!

22. 22 洗 After I Cleared the Superheroes' Names, They Were Reborn [Western Crossover] 洗白超英后他们重生了[综英美] The Cat in Blue-and-White Underwear蓝白内裤的猫Danmei (BL)600k WordsCompleted [The main story is complete!! For free extras, visit the author's page, you little monsters! Come read qaq!!] All the superheroes in this world have gone off the rails. Sasha transmigrated here and, just to survive, took on the job of rehabilitating them. Sasha: ...The superheroes torment me a thousand times, yet I still love them like the first time... He gave almost everything he had in order to complete his redemption mission. At long last, he finished and prepared to bow out, ...only for 81.3kFavorites199.6kClicks/ch244.3kGifts

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    No matter how much you write about the shou (bottom) later on—how quirky, clever, and quick-witted—it won't change the fact that when Bu Yi Chao falls in love with the shou in the early stages, he's just a clueless, imaginary BJD (bungee doll) type of shou with a hiccup. Oh, and it's not just about the hiccup-like shou problem; the early chapters often have descriptions like "golden puppy" and "little feet, little belly," and Bu Yi Chao initially raises the shou like a son, but then he falls for him, even sexually. Seriously, is this some kind of father-son incestuous relationship? When I was watching it, I couldn't stand it and went to complain to my best friend. She said, "You eat something that looks like poop, and you hesitate, not knowing if it's poop or not, so you eat it bit by bit. So what if you finally find out it's chocolate?" I can only say, okay, you've hit the nail on the head. The side stories are awful too. Da Chao's flirtatious behavior towards the uke is completely indiscriminate; everyone is just a part of their chase-and-run game. There's absolutely no chance of shipping them; in fact, it's suffocating for the audience...

23. 23 忧 Mr. Melancholy Wants a Peaceful Life 忧郁先生想过平静生活 Blue Wings青色羽翼Danmei (BL)527k WordsCompleted [Complete] Yu Hua lost his job, and the burden of supporting the family fell on his partner, You Zhengping. His beloved worked as a temporary employee at the neighborhood office, earning a mere 2,500 yuan a month. This made Yu Hua terribly worried. - You Zhengping secretly worked to protect the world from destroyers, and his allowances and benefits were quite generous. You Zhengping worried day in and day out about how to tell Yu Hua without giving himself away that he had several million yuan i 325.4kFavorites627.3kClicks/ch461kGifts

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    The Mr. & Mrs. Smith trope is actually quite difficult to write. It's often linked to comedy, so setting the tone at the beginning is crucial. If the author makes the reader feel that even concealment, sacrifice, and protection are merely serving comedic purposes, then it's doomed; the seriousness of the plot will be completely undermined. For example, the protagonist's first appearance in his black robe and vest should have been quite impressive, but limited by the tone established by their initial encounter with the rainbow-colored bald man, it gave me a feeling of "watching familiar faces act," making me want to dig my toes into the ground. Aside from the offensive aspect, the Guardians organization completely fails to establish any sense of seriousness. You can sense the author trying to emulate the duties and style of the Special Forces CPC, but in short, it's all superficial. The platitudes and pronouncements of resolve are all empty rhetoric, like a pretentious and empty strategy assignment I wrote, making me frown as I read it.

24. 24 穿 Transmigrated to the Republic of China Era to Become a Tailor 穿到民国做裁缝 Xi Feng西枫Danmei (BL)1.1M WordsCompleted Fashion designer Ji Qingzhou was traveling for inspiration when he checked into a distinctive guesthouse reputed to be a hundred years old. When he woke, the room was the same, but he had transmigrated into the Republican Era, a hundred years in the past, and become the male spouse of a blind, discharged military officer. He had been married to the officer to bring him good fortune. The officer was tall and handsome, but cold and difficult, often making cutting remarks and ignoring him. Ji Qing 82.3kFavorites93.8kClicks/ch144.3kGifts

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    This story is amazing! It's supposed to be my favorite kind of couple relationship, but it just turned out so bland and uninteresting for me. Some writers only focus on the decadent extravagance and clashes between old and new cultures of the Republic of China, treating its political turmoil and struggles for survival as a dispensable backdrop. They depict the prosperity and modernity of the French Concession in Shanghai in 1919, ignoring the humiliation of the Paris Peace Conference. Speaking of which, it's disgusting. They reschedule the May Fourth Movement to early June, and the order—strikes first, then school strikes—even the main characters' strikes and business closures seem merely to follow the trend. The historical context is completely omitted; it's simply a fictionalized account. Is there any persuasiveness or relatability in this portrayal of the Republic of China? The phrase "take the essence and discard the dross" isn't meant to be used like this! Because the author deliberately chose to create a fictionalized portrayal of the Republican era, the conflict between the protagonist and the antagonist over whether or not to go to Nanjing felt so poorly received. The protagonist wanted to continue his military service in Nanjing to serve his country, and the antagonist tried to dissuade him by analyzing why Nanjing wouldn't allow him to realize his ideals. However, the antagonist, like a gourd with half its mouth sawed off, either resorted to emotional blackmail or offered flimsy excuses. Moreover, it was clear that he genuinely disregarded the idea of ​​"serving the country through military service," constantly insisting that the protagonist stay in Shanghai and focus on his business, which was infuriating to watch. The 9.7 Rating on Jinjiang Literature City is ridiculously high. The author wanted to write a "Su" (suave/charming) character, but the way it's portrayed is through lengthy descriptions of others' amazement and drooling over his appearance—the most superficial and shallow approach. True "Su" isn't about looks, but about his dazzling confidence in his field and his composure in the face of chaos. The author can certainly give him many named admirers, but please never reverse cause and effect: it's because his personal charisma is strong enough that many people are unforgettable, not because there are many cannon fodder fans who idolize him, thus highlighting his "Su." The romance is superficially developed but lacks depth. I don't understand why the protagonist (shou) was indifferent to the other protagonist (gong) in one chapter, but then agreed to his advances in the next; I also don't understand why the other protagonist kept his personal servant to monitor him, even though the protagonist was attending an all-girls school and a girl borrowed a book from him, the servant would write a letter to inform the other protagonist. However, the protagonist himself is someone who likes to "joke" about cheating and being cuckolded with the other protagonist, and the author didn't quite grasp the appropriate level of tact; it felt more like the protagonist was intentionally teasing the other protagonist than flirting. In short, it made me very uncomfortable reading. P. S. Stop making the shou (subject) gasp. Aren't you tired of doing this every chapter?

25. 25 非21+ [Western Crossover] Atypical Batkid's Everyday Life in Gotham [综英美]非典型蝙蝠崽的哥谭日常 Happy Cabbage快乐白菜No CP499k WordsCompleted 42.7kFavorites105.1kClicks/ch65.7kGifts

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    This is the one that imitated "I'm Summering in Gotham" but went too far. The combination of writing style, first-person perspective, and humorous yaoi fanfiction gave me a strong "Summer Vacation in Gotham" vibe from the very first chapter. Moreover, both "Batman's Diary," which I abandoned after five chapters, and this one, gave me a feeling of trying to imitate something but ending up with something worse—the "Batman's Diary" was too cute and naive, while this one's female lead tried too hard to emulate Leonardo DiCaprio's eccentric and fun-loving personality. Despite trying to establish a cheerful and easygoing character, she only made me imagine a group of people who failed their courses, were lazy at work, and only got elected to student council through social connections; I simply couldn't like her at all. Xiao Li's fujoshi (female) attributes in that fanfiction are funny but not jarring because the other characters in that book are just as funny and goofy as Xiao Li. They all have the same personality, so Xiao Li's actions don't seem offensive, and using overused jokes doesn't make her seem low-class; it just makes me laugh uncontrollably. The female lead in this book clearly didn't grasp that balance, using overused jokes without any regard for the context. The author's overpowered advantage for the female protagonist is her circle of friends and family. She receives hundreds of dollars worth of gifts from China every year during holidays, and over twenty people send her birthday wishes at midnight. However, she's almost never seen giving her friends anything in return, and they barely keep in touch. She only remembers her friends when she's vying for top spots in the market, making her seem like an internet celebrity cultivating a fanbase. Her CEO best friend even has her name listed as the beneficiary of her insurance policy, but the author almost never shows the female protagonist making any effort to maintain these friendships. She feels like a completely useless tool, someone who helps her secure top spots and spends a fortune on her. I really want to ask, CEO, what exactly do you like about the female protagonist?

26. 26 小 [Western Crossover] The Joker Was Me All Along [综英美]小丑竟是我自己 SempiternelDanmei (BL)687k WordsCompleted *Both the protagonist and the villain’s wife are dead (though the protagonist thinks she’s still alive). They only start loving themselves after death. *Coming soon: [Western Crossover] The Joker Is Right Beside Me Coming soon: [Western Crossover] A Combined Bachelor’s and Master’s Student at Arkham University Also known as “The Villain’s Second-Personality Trial Run” and “What’s It Like to Share a Body with the Most Despicable Villain in American Comics?” Low EQ: You look like a clown. How pa 39.8kFavorites74kClicks/ch44.4kGifts

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    I've found myself completely unable to understand the Joker's or Jack's thought process. Even after analyzing lengthy dialogues, I still can't grasp why the Joker created this persona and then fell in love with it, or why Jack would fall in love with the Joker. Everything fits the "Joker" concept perfectly: chaotic, disordered, and insane. Because of this, I feel that every single question above falls outside the realm of normal thinking. And I don't even possess this concept of "abnormal thinking." If I could understand the Joker, I'd probably be dreaming about killing someone and spraying "Why so serious" on the wall right now. So, forget it, I genuinely don't get anything it's trying to convey. The universe has rebooted countless times, but the main characters are always the same few people. Jason Statham dies in one world, but doesn't in another; Batman goes mad in one world, but the Joker becomes Joker Man in another. Meanwhile, the ordinary people who abide by the rules of social order remain unchanged, forever just numbers on the casualty list, NPCs providing tension while immersed in fear-filled gas. Honestly, I think this is hard to judge. P. S. The first dungeon is a collaboration with The Ghost of Baker Street. The quest description is really brilliant: "If you want to become the most terrifying murderer in your city's history, you have to find a way to shatter the glorious titles of your predecessors before everyone's eyes. Remember, the moment a person in civilized society commits their first murder is as historically significant as a monkey becoming a human."

27. 27 哈 Harry Xavier [Western Crossover] 哈利·泽维尔[综英美] The Chessboard in the Mirror镜子里的棋局Danmei (BL)3.2M WordsOngoing While Harry counted down the days until he turned eighteen, someone showed up on his eleventh birthday with a letter of admission and told him he could be a little more extraordinary, and that he was actually English through and through. That day, fate gave him a mocking smile, as if loudly jeering at him and everyone involved: “Who says a mutant can’t be a wizard?” “Do you know you’re a rare species, Harry?” “Don’t talk nonsense. I’m just an ordinary, everyday superhero!” “Merlin, who’s ta 39.6kFavorites150kClicks/ch129.8kGifts

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    My two-star rating is mainly due to my personal bias. If you're buying this book for Harry Potter, you should avoid it. If you're buying it for mutants or Marvel, you might like it. This story combines elements of Marvel and Harry Potter, but the problem lies in the severe imbalance in power levels between these two universes. The author clearly doesn't intend to balance it, not only making Harry resent the wizarding world and downplaying his feelings for James and Lily, but also using mutants to exert a devastating influence on the wizarding world. As a seven-year Harry Potter fan, what good can I possibly say about this? Furthermore, the entire text uses the original English names for all the characters. I had to think about the English-Chinese translations of the main characters, but when it came to characters whose Chinese names sounded very different from the originals or who were not well-known in the original work, I was completely lost. This is one of the reasons why I personally dropped the story.

28. 28 泳 My Rise in Swimming Depends on Me [Swimming] 泳坛崛起靠我了[游泳] Jiang An'an江安安Romance1.3M WordsCompleted (Errors and details have been corrected, and some plot points and figures have been adjusted. The added chapters follow the latest revised version on Jinjiang. Thank you for supporting the official release.) Blurb: "Jade plans are hard to change, and golden flowers never fall." A golden flower refers to a brightly colored, golden-yellow flower that does not easily wilt. When Ye Ruru first stepped into a swimming pool, she never imagined she would have such a connection with the sport. The swim 29.9kFavorites74.9kClicks/ch76.2kGifts

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    It was utterly tasteless; I couldn't stand it and gave up halfway through. Records kept being broken, gold medals kept being won, but I didn't feel any excitement at all; it was just a bland, monotonous chronicle. Furthermore, the author is quite self-aware, not using the "strong female lead" tag. After all, she could even write a plot where the female lead actively hints to the male lead about having sex the night before an international competition, and the male lead seems more concerned about her performance the next day than she is about her.

29. 29 葡 [Football] Portugal’s Beautiful Legend Belongs to the Son of God [足球]葡萄牙美丽传说是属于上帝之子的 True Nature of Passion痴嗔本真Danmei (BL)1.4M WordsCompleted [Completed October 22, 2023. If you’ve bought the whole story, my dear readers, could you leave me a glowing five-star review?] I may revise the story from time to time! (As I learn more, I’ll make many changes and corrections to the plot. Jinjiang is the only legitimate platform!) - [Synopsis] C. Ronaldo, the undisputed king of the Bernabeu, brought his legendary life to a sudden end amid the roaring crowds of the stadium. Just like the man himself, he had appeared out of nowhere and impossibly 25.7kFavorites63.9kClicks/ch147.9kGifts

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    In short, this is a special edition of the novel written by Luo Mo. Yes, although it is a Criska fanfic, I absolutely do not recommend that readers pair it with Luo Mo. The reason is that the story will be too gruesome to read. Some Ronaldo fans are like lifelong fans; you can clearly feel her love for football, her appreciation and love for many people besides Ronaldo, such as Ferguson, Kaka, Owen, Messi, Torres, Rooney, and so on. The characters she creates are never there to pamper any one person; they all have their own vibrant souls. But some people—like the author of this book—are meant to be criticized, Rooney is meant to be subtly criticized, Kaka is meant to be a supporting character, the Portuguese national team treats Ronaldo like an innocent young lady, and Ronaldo is a pure flower rising from the mud, untainted by the world. Although Kaka is paired with Ronaldo, the World Cup belongs to Portugal. Hahahaha. And the warning didn't even clearly state that "this story contains mpreg elements"!!! Under the guise of fulfilling a regret, they even reincarnated Mini-Ronaldo and Luca, who have memories of their past lives, into this story, making them each recognize another man with no blood relation as their father. Seriously? Even if Mini-Ronaldo is an illegitimate child, what about Luca? He has a mother! What about his biological mother, Caroline? This is so disgusting I could throw up my dinner from yesterday.

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