Gojo-kun Is the Strongest Batkid Too [Western Crossover]

A note for readers before you begin Content warning: Geto Suguru appears, and he and Gojo are close friends. Please don't read if that bothers you. The author wants Gojo to gain everything: his close friends, friends, family, students, and teachers; everything from past and present lives, everything he missed or lacked, and everything he was meant to have. Choose carefully, observe carefully, and purchase carefully. Extreme comments will be deleted. Slowly revising the story and fixing typos. ---Synopsis: A goofy, everyday family story. Stereotype warning. Lots of dads losing their minds over a cat online. You don't need to know Gojo. Just know he's officially certified as a man who's perfect in every way except his personality. So there's no villain torture or anything like that. The only ones getting hurt are the many villains and the dads' hairlines. Tony, Bruce, Clark: Our hairlines are receding! Gojo discovers that a big, shadowy bat has taken him home. But since his Six Eyes haven't awakened yet, he's a little frail. So for now, he has to behave himself. Bruce: “If by ‘behave’ you mean messing around with bats in the Batcave all day, trying to take apart my Batmobile, painting my bat ears pink, hiding in my sports car and sneaking out while I'm at a banquet, hiding in the Batmobile to try and seduce Poison Ivy into holding hands with him, persuading Dick to sneak him out, and deliberately putting chili peppers in my cookies, then...” The Bat gives him a disapproving look. Gojo: “Hehe, but I'm bored!” Taking him along on patrol would be a disaster. For the many villains, and for the big Bat. “You are not allowed to steal the Batmobile!” “Don't go off on your own with Robin!” “Don't go dancing in front of the Joker without permission!” “Your Limitless isn't for giving Poison Ivy a cheek-to-cheek greeting!” “No fighting!” Bruce: “Why do people call him the Child of God with a personality like that?” Later, after the big Bat meets Thor and Loki: “…” Do all you gods have something seriously wrong with you? A rumor circulates in Gotham: if you want to target a member of the Bat Family, watch out for the White Raven's retaliation. The White Raven, a symbol of death in Western mythology, feeds on calamity and disease and protects those afflicted by them. “Don't always hang out with the big Bat. Come play with me instead! How about we play a game where I break your spine into several pieces?” “Why are you so terrified? You played this game with the big Bat, didn't you? Well, I did break it.” “Let's wrap this up quickly. I still have to go buy Kikufuku. I heard someone opened a shop in Gotham. Don't waste my time.” The White Raven circles high above the darkness, guarding his family. Content warnings: 1. OOC, goofy family story. This is my take on a warm Bat Family. For something similar, try Wayne Family Adventures or Lego, or JLA. 2. Gojo is based more on the original manga, but I started writing this before Gojo died. I'll explain the relevant settings as well, to make things easier to understand. 3. I know everyone's angry, but please don't make jokes about it. They really ruin the mood. Comments that are unkind to the characters will be deleted immediately. 4. Anti-theft ratio: 80 percent, 36 hours. 5. Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru will appear (strictly friendship!!). They're close friends, not a couple! 6. No fighting, no fighting. 7. An alternate-universe story about going off the rails. Read with caution. One more reminder: no fighting!! Everyone is wonderful! I love everyone! Theme: Protecting family