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1. 1 H Harry Potter: Reading the Future HP阅读未来 lemon dropNo CP345k WordsOngoing Dumbledore: This wonderful world has rules. Hermione: Like one person not interrupting another while they’re speaking? Neville: And... not being able to get up from a chair? Sirius: How do we get out of here? Snape: If this world has any demands, it ought to tell us! Luna: Look, a book has appeared. Draco: Does it want us to read it? Harry: Harry Potter and... the Deathly Hallows? Pairings follow canon. 11/12/2021 Updates whenever. Please don't ask for updates. If you ask, I'm not writing anymo 49.8kFavorites140.4kClicks/ch11.6kGifts

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   Reading style, Lemon is awesome!

2. 2 我 [Harry Potter] My Owl Got Lost [HP]我的猫头鹰迷路了 Green Radish Skirt青青绿萝裙Romance318k WordsCompleted In my previous life, my owl got lost over the Pacific Ocean. It never brought me my Hogwarts letter, not even by the time I graduated from college. In this life, the owl arrived right on time and a Transfiguration professor (?) came to the orphanage (?) to take me away. Something about this feels off?! Though I start out in an orphanage, I'm not the third-generation Dark Lord. The heroine is in Hufflepuff. It's an upward-progression, coming-of-age story, and her goal is to become the next he 179.8kFavorites324.5kClicks/ch398.2kGifts

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   My No. 1!!!

3. 3 H HP: The Sound of Silence HP寂静之声 Spring Mountains Cradling the Moon春山衔月Multi-Orientation745k WordsCompleted Highlight: I've already stated that there's a Sirius/Regulus pairing. If that's a dealbreaker, please don't force yourself to read it. First of all, thank you to all the readers who have supported and enjoyed this story. I've also seen your recommendations on various social media platforms. Thank you so much! Since this is my first long novel, looking back, I can see plenty of shortcomings and have some new ideas. I'll revise it later, probably after I finish another book, but the main plot wo 9.4kFavorites6.1kClicks/ch1.3kGifts

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   My dream came true!!! CP Regulus

4. 4 魔 [Harry Potter] Magic Hasn't Given Up on You [HP]魔法没有放弃你 Jiang Xirun江汐润Romance885k WordsCompleted Original contemporary romance novels, Please Give Me the Morning Star and Sunset on a Schedule, are open for follows! . September 1, 1971. King's Cross Station, Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. The two Evans sisters had just had a terrible argument. Lily boarded the train in tears, while Snape hurried past one compartment after another, searching for her. Petunia remained on the platform, her face still full of hate and resentment as she angrily tugged at her parents' arms. “Let's get out of he 77.5kFavorites65.5kClicks/ch45.6kGifts

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   It's absolutely fantastic! A gentle yet incredibly kind Gryffindor protagonist paired with the passionate and courageous Petunia—it's practically the Wizarding World's *The Awakening*!

5. 5 开 [Harry Potter] The Order of the Phoenix from the Start, but My English Is Terrible [HP]开局凤凰社但英语稀烂 Bei Gong Heng北宫衡No CP57k WordsCompleted A chaotic work: what happens when a Muggle who doesn't know English but has read the original books falls into an Order of the Phoenix meeting at Grimmauld Place? Dumbledore: I believe you, but can you say something I can understand? Snape: Legilimency... It's all in Chinese. I can't understand it. Lupin: They're all dead? I have a child? Sirius: I'm single? I don't believe you. You're lying. Hermione: I end up as Minister for Magic and free the House-elves, right? That's exactly what I want to 6.8kFavorites19.7kClicks/ch1.1kGifts

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   Saving hearts from unresolved issues, no romantic pairings.

6. 6 蝴 [Harry Potter] The Butterfly Effect [HP]蝴蝶效应 Jiang Jiu姜玖Romance898k WordsCompleted Author’s Weibo: @PleaseJustWriteAlready. [Readers who found this through recommendations, please lower your expectations. This is not a wish-fulfillment story, not a wish-fulfillment story, NOT a wish-fulfillment story. The heroine is not a Mary Sue and will humble herself for love. If you can’t accept that, don’t read it, don’t read it, don’t read it. I wrote all 880,000 words for free for fellow HP fans, but every story will have readers who like it and readers who don’t. If you don’t like it 101.5kFavorites139.8kClicks/ch42kGifts

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   It's really good!!! The only downside is that the romance develops very slowly.

7. 7 星 [Harry Potter] Stars and Sugar Cubes [HP]星星与方糖 A Chilly Dream Tonight今宵别梦寒Romance396k WordsCompleted Warning: Don't nitpick, please! I don't like reading that. This story is dedicated to the friends who favorited and supported me, and kept waiting for updates. ----The Runaway Lovers Duo ----A rebirth story. Sirius Black is reborn, returning to the moment he leaves Azkaban. ----Original female lead Mia: a poor, Muggle-born witch of mixed blood, currently studying at Hogwarts and living near Harry's aunt's house. Two allies with ulterior motives dance a tango of mutual deception, with each 21.3kFavorites24.9kClicks/ch3.6kGifts

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   It's so good! Highly recommend!

8. 8 H Harry Potter: In It for the Money HP之唯利是图 Du Ji Le度己了Romance407k WordsCompleted Danica Wilson, a poor wizard from the Muggle world with no parents. Fred Weasley, a member of the famously poor pure-blood Weasley family. But the two of them have one thing in common: they're smart and know how to make money. One makes dirty money in Knockturn Alley, and the other makes money off students in Diagon Alley. A love story about two merchants. [Everyday Moment 1] During their years at Hogwarts, Danica gave Fred plenty of little inventions. On-the-scene reporter George: You've rec 18kFavorites33.5kClicks/ch827Gifts

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   To be seen

9. 9 明 [Harry Potter Marauders Era] The Bright Moon Rises in the East [HP亲世代]明月东升 Still Waters Run Deep静水幽深Romance347k WordsCompleted In Cynthia East's eyes, this is a story about a kind, brave child growing up and defeating the Dark Lord. The author created a world. Only... it's been so many years since she read the original. In Caroline Christine's eyes, this is a story about a bunch of stupid, brainless kids being lured by a schemer into persecuting the elegant nobility. The author got everyone out of character! Only... she's read so much fanfiction, what was the original actually like? Then they transmigrate. When the tra 9.7kFavorites14.2kClicks/ch4.8kGifts

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10. 10 h Harry Potter: Summer Reverie hp夏日狂想 Qiongzhounan琼州南Romance535k WordsOngoing Severus hated summer because he had never forgotten. The plane-tree leaves, their scent rich after the scorching sun. The wild roses, dry and blistering in the heat, yet still growing. The garden of marigolds, tossed by hot winds, glowing with millions of lights. And that sentence: "Run away with me, Severus." It set his heart ablaze, along with every summer. If your world is filthy and dark, as cold as a winter night, then take everything with you and run away with me. Let's share every burni 5.5kFavorites3.5kClicks/ch3.5kGifts

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    To be seen

11. 11 H Harry Potter: After Class, I’ll Get My Dad to Beat You Up HP放学后叫我爸打你 Shacha Sauce沙茶茶酱Romance380k WordsCompleted Isha is absolutely the person in the world who most wants a certain red-eyed patient with the surname Voldemort to become the Dark Lord. After all, being the Dark Lord’s daughter is far better than being the daughter of the “idiot Minister for Magic,” “editor of the Voldemort Study Guide that torments every student,” “dream man of countless middle-aged women,” or “pale, angsty chuunibyou who starts playing snake charmer whenever he gets the chance.” At least she wouldn’t have to spend all day 62.4kFavorites179.5kClicks/ch4.3kGifts

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    Super good-looking

12. 12 H Can My HP Diary Help Me Pass My NEWTs? HP日记本能帮我通过NEWTs吗 Cloud-Cutting Blade裁云刀Romance228k WordsCompleted [Please don't mention other people's stories in my comments, and don't mention me in other people's comments. Let's read in peace and respect each other. Thanks for your support.] Pauline Sweet, an all-O Ravenclaw, gets a diary. It's all-powerful, knowledgeable, knows everything, and is also considerate, polite, and incredibly smooth-talking. * The diary: She offended you. Want to teach her a lesson she'll never forget? Pauline (seriously): You're right. I'll get a great score on my NEWTs and 57.8kFavorites93kClicks/ch8kGifts

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    Good

13. 13 H HP: Untitled HP无题 Fox Fan狐狸粉Romance28k WordsCompleted Thanks to Lin Zhishu for the cover "Do you like eating youtiao?" Harry asked casually, looking up from the book he was reading across from me. "No." Too greasy. "Too much lead." Silence fell in the private room. Talking too much wouldn't do. Following the original script would be even more boring. P.S. Though it's finished, there may be occasional extras in the future... Theme: 351Favorites5kClicks/ch8Gifts

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    To be seen

14. 14 哈 [Harry Potter] A Group Transmigration Guide to Harry Potter [HP]哈利波特群穿攻略 Little Circle小圈圈Romance32k WordsOngoing The Chinese translation of Harry Potter, riddled with holes. Cast: Fox Fan: A sharp-tongued girl's road to becoming an overpowered queen. Pine Nut: A proper lovestruck heroine follows the main plot. I wonder how things will develop from here? Miao Nian: An astonishing tale of going from a hapless newbie to a golden-fingered mad scientist~ Li Xiaoli: "..." You Si: The perfect match of Lu Meng and the repeating crossbow. Kang Pinghe: The weird auntie is here~ Chen Tao: It's very important whethe 87Favorites1.8kClicks/ch—Gifts

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    To be seen

15. 15 十 Harry Potter: Twelve Letters [HP]十二封信 Spinach's Imagination Collection菠菜的脑洞集Romance253k WordsCompleted "Beneath the Black family's haughty reserve and pride, so great that they need no flattery, lay a vivid vitality and tenderness." This story began as an idea inspired by my thoughts while reading Harry Potter. Later, I created a timeline where Regulus could escape his desperate predicament. It's a story of redemption through mutual trust and love. Regulus is the male lead. Please note the older woman-younger man pairing. No transmigration and no rebirth. The female lead is five years older tha 12.5kFavorites11.7kClicks/ch541Gifts

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16. 16 黛 Della Bush's Love Story 黛拉·布什的恋爱故事 Duo Mu Mu Duo多木木多Romance357k WordsCompleted Della Bush met her prince! She bravely pursued him! The prince was a jerk. She bravely broke up with him. … In the end, they still got together. Theme: 58.9kFavorites117.7kClicks/ch50kGifts

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    Simply amazing, Harry Potter and Harry Potter pairing.

17. 17 S [Harry Potter/Draco BG] Sunny Day [HP/德拉科BG]Sunny Day Warmth in Beichuan北川有暖Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Not-so-friendly warning] This story is not recommended for readers who need content warnings. [Disclaimer] [This story follows the original canon, follows the original canon, follows the original canon. I've said it three times.] [First published on April 1, 2020; main story completed on November 26, 2021. Replaced with a revised version in August 2023, with some typos corrected but no plot changes. This is a collaborative story. You can enjoy it alongside the other stories or read it on its 38.2kFavorites24.1kClicks/ch6.5kGifts

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    To be seen, Draco is the CP.

18. 18 H HP: Padfoot Snatched the Cornflowers HP大脚板叼走了矢车菊 Yan Xizhi晏惜知Romance441k WordsCompleted Synopsis The cornflower swaying at Hogwarts has been carried away. From the first moment I saw you, my lifelong daydream had already begun. Sirius Black P.S. 1. This isn’t a canon-compliant work. The author is just writing for fun. 2. No matter what happens that you can’t accept, or what you think is out of character, remember the first point. 3. The heroine is a fragile, beautiful, universally adored darling. That’s just my favorite kind. 4. There is a BL secondary couple, a BL secondary 27.7kFavorites37.1kClicks/ch2kGifts

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    To be seen, CP Sirius

19. 19 如 [Harry Potter] If Dudley Had a Sister [HP]如果达力有个妹妹 Seven Camphor Trees七棵桉树Romance148k WordsCompleted Welcome to my new novel, The Compulsive Collector! On her first run, Deborah chose to be a die-hard fan of the Chosen One. In 1932, she chose to raise Tom to be a savior, but in the end everything went horribly wrong. On her second run, Deborah was afraid of dying and became a coward. On her third run, Deborah chose revenge. Next up is the story of her fourth run. Content warning: The heroine is emotionally immature. The story depicts a romantic relationship between cousins in a British set 24.7kFavorites101.4kClicks/ch807Gifts

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    It's alright, Harry is the CP.

20. 20 渡 [Harry Potter] The Raven [HP]渡鸦 River_In_AlaskaRomance233k WordsCompleted The curious thing about the feud between lions and snakes is how it creates an illusion. Lions show snakes no mercy, and snakes retaliate at the slightest provocation. Love and hate both take effort, and targeting someone is a kind of focus. If she wanted to, Alex Everly could gather news about Sirius Black without arousing anyone's suspicions. Even if she stopped caring about him one day, she could quietly slip away without leaving a trace. Alex knew that day would come eventually. Someday, she 17.8kFavorites31.2kClicks/ch781Gifts

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    We'll see, is Sirius the CP?

21. 21 活 [Harry Potter] I Lived a Hundred Years Before Meeting the Protagonist [HP]活了一百年才见到主角 Salty Fish Fungus咸鱼菌Romance155k WordsOngoing How I came to start this story: I've been obsessed with Dumbledore from Harry Potter lately, so I went looking for stories. I didn't find many, and almost all of them were GGAD. After reading them, I felt like this: Boring.jpg The story pantry is running low. Make way, I'm going to write one myself. (Grinning) A sharp-tongued heroine who loves cooking x Albus Dumbledore I'll do my best to give them a happy ending! Notes: 1. This is my corner of the fandom. If it's not for you, please don't yel 12.1kFavorites30.1kClicks/ch2.4kGifts

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    One of the few Dumbledore texts

22. 22 九 [Harry Potter] September 17 [hp]九月十七日 Spinach's Imagination Collection菠菜的脑洞集Romance522k WordsCompleted The prefect held a cup of thick, hot chocolate and stared at her. “Jessie, even though people are free to date whoever they want, we’re all really worried about you.” Claiming this spot first to show my determination to write this one someday (?). A happy school romance. The male lead is Regulus! Yes, I’m planning to write another Regulus story after Twelve Letters. Basically, Dumbledore gets the gift of foresight and learns the entire plot in advance. To make sure everyone can enjoy school an 8.9kFavorites7.1kClicks/ch1.9kGifts

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    He was very gentle and kind, Regulus.

23. 23 月 [Harry Potter] Moonlight and Butterflies [HP]月光与蝴蝶 Spinach's Imagination Collection菠菜的脑洞集Romance208k WordsCompleted Janet: "Mr. Zabini, you're wasting your time." She said sarcastically, "Because you refuse to cooperate with our investigation, I have to search the Zabini estate again and again, and make records every single time." Blaise leaned back on the sofa. "Aren't we well acquainted by now? Miss, you've memorized every detail of my assets. I doubt even my wife could do that." Janet: "Of course, Mr. Zabini. I also took your unmarried status into account, so I went to visit a few of your girlfriends. I 4.9kFavorites6.2kClicks/ch767Gifts

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    To be seen, CP: Breszabini

24. 24 英 [Harry Potter] Tales of Britain [HP]英国往事 A Sesame Seed一粒芝麻Romance214k WordsCompleted Dumbledore told him: Being loved that deeply by someone leaves us with an everlasting talisman, even after the person who loved us has died. He knew that the deeper a wound, the harder it was to heal. So he entered a seemingly endless war with his old wounds still bleeding. What could you expect? This was a dark world. During a raid jointly carried out by the Order of the Phoenix and the Ministry of Magic, someone they had all believed reduced to bones returned to the world of the living. She wa 4.5kFavorites6.4kClicks/ch78Gifts

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    To be seen, CP Sirius

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