Harry Potter: After Class, I’ll Get My Dad to Beat You Up

Isha is absolutely the person in the world who most wants a certain red-eyed patient with the surname Voldemort to become the Dark Lord. After all, being the Dark Lord’s daughter is far better than being the daughter of the “idiot Minister for Magic,” “editor of the Voldemort Study Guide that torments every student,” “dream man of countless middle-aged women,” or “pale, angsty chuunibyou who starts playing snake charmer whenever he gets the chance.” At least she wouldn’t have to spend all day doing study guides alongside the Death Eaters’ kids, who all get a 25% discount. #Absolutely no awareness of being part of the forces of darkness!# #Could you not pull out a study guide during a duel!# #Stop! I told you not to put star anise in potions! Who wrote the Potions edition of Five Years of O.W.T.S. Exams, Three Years of Practice Tests, and said to add star anise!# Reader’s guide: 1. Part of the “What If V Had a Kid” series: chaotic daily life in the V household. 2. This V is basically a politician with Dark Lord traits. 3. The heroine is a sarcastic sports fan with a terrible inner monologue and the potential to become a Dark Lord. Her greatest talent is being shameless. 4. Snape is the pairing, now and forever. 5. What do you mean, Dark Snake House and Dark Lion House? We’re all adorable. Why be mean to each other? 6. The early chapters are written as diary entries. Pay attention to the dates and who wrote them. 7. Enjoy! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ [Expanded Extra] [Harry Potter: Magic Awakened Fanfiction] "HP, Have You Awakened Your Magic Today?" Isabella was a proud player of Pig Farm games. Even after she opened her eyes again after death and discovered that she had arrived in the magical world, she was still a proud player of Pig Farm games. She inherited and carried on the proud gamer tradition of grinding, spending, and having terrible luck, and happily played Magic Awakened at Hogwarts. Grinding: Beating up Boggarts in Defense Against the Dark Arts, braving the Forbidden Forest ten times a week, summoning fire dragons to fight werewolves, and snapping Blast-Ended Skrewts in half with her bare hands. Spending: Saving up 150 Galleons to ask the head of her house to teach her a new bit of Dark Magic, then getting thrown out the door. Terrible luck: Opening card packs in the library, getting an Acromantula, and causing chaos throughout the whole floor. When the professors arrived, she cried and said she had spent sixty draws to finally get her golden-haired housemate. When a troll got into the basement, she eagerly rushed off to practice the Levitation Charm. After beating one, she was still raring to go and begged Professor Flitwick for another. When Quirrell broke into the Trapdoor chamber, she summoned a whole trainload of Death Eaters and a young Voldemort to beat him senseless. While everyone else was dozing off in History of Magic, she woke her classmates and asked Professor Binns to start a timed quiz: “Was the actor who played the headmaster in his youth Jude Law or Tom Hiddleston?” When the houses were allowed to start clubs, she knocked on Snape’s office door and handed him a registration form. The club’s name was written in bold: The Azkaban Grand Show Snape: “Either you leave school, or I resign. Pick one.” [Reader’s guide] 1. Set in the children’s generation, following the original story from 1991. The heroine has a game System. 2. Snape is the pairing. The story assumes GGAD are canon and have feelings for each other. If you can’t accept that, close this and go argue with Rowling one-on-one. 3. I won’t bash any house. The only place I might bash is Azkaban, so Azkaban fans, please move along. Theme: