[Honkai: Star Rail] Is That Your Cat? Then Why Are You Petting It?

This story is also known as "Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow," "From New Eridu to the Luofu," "Missing Cat: Long-Haired Calico, Sweet and Beautiful," and "Life on the Xianzhou for Two Slacking-Off Buddies"

Blurb:

[Blurb One]

What do you think of the former Diviner and his bodyguard?

Not at the Divine Foresight Mansion: Thanks for asking. Nine out of ten. I took off a point because sometimes I can't find them when I need their help. Especially that one who promised to come work as my strategist after retiring, but goes off with a cat every day, who knows where.

Star Skiff ace pilot: Ten out of ten! I used to discuss tail care tips with Ah Yue all the time, but... well, he doesn't have a tail anymore. As for the bodyguard, his piloting skills are excellent. We often race star skiffs. Though strangely, I'm always the only one who gets caught.

Divination Commission: Senior Jing gets full marks. The other one gets zero. When I can't find Senior Jing, that person has probably talked her into going fishing at Scalegorge Waterscape again.

Sword: Full marks. They helped Cangcheng, and they helped me too, so of course they get full marks.

Weapons Master: Nine points. I'd be happier if a certain someone didn't keep asking me to attach a fishing rod to his bow.

Little Green Dragon: Full marks, though it would be even better if Lingyue didn't bite me. You say they often go fishing at Scalegorge Waterscape? I'm not a High Elder. What does that have to do with me? Besides, it's just fishing. It's no big deal.

[Blurb Two]

Seven seconds. In seven seconds, my cat and I will fall into the spatial rift ahead... What? That's not the right line?

Fine, I'll try a different opening.

Here's what happened.

I'm a weak, pitiful, helpless terminally ill patient. If all had gone as expected, I should have become an elite boss after an Hollow disaster.

But I didn't. I transmigrated, and brought my cat along.

What? You say cat Thirens aren't cats?

Tch.

Just look at him! (holds him up) Long-haired calicos are the cutest creatures in the world!

...Please don't mind him. Yuma is just joking.

Who am I? My name is Jing Lingyue, and I'm a cat Thiren. This is urgent, so I'll keep it brief. In seven seconds, we'll travel through a wormhole and arrive a thousand years in the past, completing a closed time loop.

And the spatial rift formed when a Lord Ravager's body exploded is perfect for that.

Let's meet again a thousand years ago.

I'll try to update daily. Please bookmark the story~ Otherwise, the paramecium will shrivel up and die.

There's a completed story on the author's page. Feel free to check it out: "[Honkai: Star Rail] Goodbye, Herta. I'm Sailing Away Tonight"

Theme: Be cheerful, positive, and optimistic