[Honkai: Star Rail Crossover] Goodbye, Herta. I'm Setting Sail Tonight

This novel is also known as "Become a Successful Boss, Hang the Peak Road Lamp," "For Blind Boxes, Look for the Memory Walker!" and "I Really Want to Lie Flat for Another Five Hundred Years"

I’ll try to update daily. Please add this to your collection and leave comments. I’m begging you.

There’s no CP. The author isn’t good at writing romance, so ship whoever you like.

Blurb:

Wuming is an utterly ordinary clerk in the Defense Department of the Herta Space Station. His daily job is to watch over the Curio Collection Room. In other words, he’s a security guard.

Sometimes, he also uses curios to conduct a few harmless little experiments... Unlike his colleagues in the Special Analysis Room, he usually does it in the Realm of No Light. That’s Madam Herta’s private collection room.

As for Madam Herta’s attitude?

"Just don’t blow the place up. If you do, that’s fine too. You’ll pay to fix it yourself."

To date, Wuming owes the space station 135 billion credits.

Paying it back is out of the question. He can only work at the station until he dies _(:з"∠)_

No money? Then come take my life (lying flat peacefully).

Then, on an ordinary morning, just as he was about to make some breakfast,

Madam Herta suddenly arrived in person.

And then...

After an earth-shattering explosion,

Wuming found himself standing in a huge crater amid the ruins, coffee cup in hand.

The soot-haired Wuming spat out a puff of black smoke and downed his coffee in one gulp.

Good morning, other world.

Here’s the blurb for the next story I plan to write, "From New Eridu to Xianzhou Luofu"

Seven seconds. In seven seconds, my cat and I will fall into the spatial rift ahead... What? That’s not how the line goes?

All right, let me try a different opening.

It went like this.

I was a frail, pitiful, helpless terminally ill patient. If nothing unexpected happened, I should have become an elite boss after an Hollow disaster.

But I didn’t. Instead, my cat and I transmigrated.

What? You’re saying a Thiren isn’t a cat?

Tsk.

Just look at him! (Picks him up.) A long-haired calico is the cutest thing in the world!

...Please don’t mind him. He’s just joking.

Who am I? My name is Jing Lingyue, and I’m a Thiren. Things are urgent, so I’ll keep this brief. In seven seconds, we’ll pass through a wormhole and arrive seven hundred years in the past, completing the time loop.

Why do this?

Because... the laws of the universe cannot be changed.

So he suggested that, rather than wait for transmigration to happen, we should choose when to transmigrate.

He was right. The spatial rift formed by the explosion of an Emanator of Destruction’s body is perfect for this.

See you seven hundred years ago.

Theme: Independent and self-reliant young people.